Life Turnaround with Vitality Experiment! - Chapter 118
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Thud thud.
I hear a noise behind me.
‘no way······?’
Is one of those ugly bitches #1, #2, and #3 who were upset about what happened to me just now following me for revenge?
But he’s walking very stealthily.
My animalistic senses were detecting the guy’s steps.
As soon as I turned the corner over the wall, I stopped walking.
As expected, the person following me hit his head on me with a bean.
“ouch······.”
“What are you doing?”
The person who followed was none other than Yoo Eun-ha.
“Why are you following me?”
“Huh? Oh, that······.”
She continued speaking hesitantly.
“It’s strange that I’m left over there.”
“Um······ That’s true.”
That’s not wrong.
If an apostle of justice appears and saves you in a crisis, it is normal to follow him unless the other person is ugly.
“and······.”
Eunha Yoo glanced at me and added.
“Oh, I wanted to say thank you↗ho!”
“······?”
Why is this person like this again?
I’m just saying one word, but my voice is cracking.
Well, from what I’ve seen since last time, it seems like you’re not very good at interpersonal relationships.
I think it would be better to just leave it like that.
“I’m not mad because of you.”
“······yes?”
“I was angry and took it out on myself.”
I was sincere.
Hong Ah-hyun’s uniform still lingers before my eyes.
If I hadn’t been yelling at ugly bitches 1, 2, and 3 just now, I might have escaped secretly.
“So don’t worry about it.”
He waved his hands and left, leaving Eun-ha behind.
After Han Seok-jae left with some plain words.
Eun-ha Yoo, left alone, blinked as she watched his back as he disappeared.
‘······what?’
I’ve had similar experiences before.
Because I only liked exercise and stuck to my principles, I had many conflicts with others.
Because I have had more than a few experiences like this where someone helped me.
But most of the results were not good.
If you don’t say thank you, they’ll start gossiping, saying, “That person takes that for granted!”
Today was also for that purpose.
Of course, even if you say that, it rarely leads to a positive situation.
Because most of them were people who approached me with a purpose.
If you’re grateful, ask them to teach you how to exercise or give you their phone number.
Or, most of them would just say nonsense like, “Come join their team,” or “They’ll give you a sponsor.”
But Han Seok-jae was different.
‘There’s no reason?’
It wasn’t a regular gym or even a street.
In this Taereung Athletes’ Village, where everyone lives only for themselves and is so desolate!
Helping yourself without any selfish motives?
Balgre.
Eunha Yoo’s cheeks turned red.
This has never happened before.
‘Why did people keep saying ‘Runkey-van, Runkey-van’······.’
Now I think I know a little bit why.
***
“Doping test?”
“yes.”
“What kind of doping test is this?”
“Original players all do it.”
“No, there’s still over a year left until the Olympics?”
“But I still do it regularly.”
“Oh, you’re annoying······.”
Today, instead of morning training, I was suddenly told to come to the hospital in Taereung Athletes’ Village. I thought they were going to give me a meeting with the nurses.
They say there is a doping test every quarter.
Even if there are no games in the near future, it is important for players to always be alert and avoid exposure to drugs.
“But what are they doing?”
In one corner, my fellow players were gathered together in twos and threes, staring intently at their cell phones.
In particular, 10,000 meter runner Oh Seong-guk, who would normally come up to us and brief us on the pros and cons of doping tests and talk nonsense, was looking at his phone screen with bloodshot eyes.
“Did something get published?”
“Oh, that’s not it······.”
Park Jun-hyung scratched the back of his head with an embarrassed expression.
What on earth are you doing?
I was just frustrated, so I went and asked.
“Seongguk, what are you doing?”
“······Huh!”
When I suddenly popped my head out, he covered his phone as if he was embarrassed.
“Why? Were you watching even though you weren’t supposed to?”
“Brother, that’s······.”
Oh Seong-guk took a deep breath and whispered to me.
“I was protecting my man’s pride.”
“······?”
While answering, the screen that the guy was covering was revealed to be ‘Taptoon’, full of 19-year-old webtoons.
“You crazy bastard. What are you talking about?”
I shook my head in disgust.
“I understand that you’re in your early 20s and very energetic, but you’ll have to go into the dorms to see this.”
“No, brother.”
“what?”
“Everyone is doing this.”
“······?”
No way.
But my suspicions soon became reality.
The guy in the corner was watching porn with his screen covered.
Park Jun-hyung, who was explaining to me earlier, is sitting in the corner watching a sexy girl group fancam video.
“Are you in a group or something?”
“No, bro. I told you earlier. I’m trying to build up my manly pride.”
“Aren’t you building something else?”
“Hey, really.”
Oh Seong-guk whispered while rubbing my shoulder.
“Aren’t you doing a doping test today?”
“I know. But that’s not the Jeongjawang Festival.”
“Brother, but this is a similar principle.”
“In what way?”
“When doing a doping test, it’s not just a drug test.”
“Will you also do a physical examination?”
“We also check to see if there are any abnormalities in the players’ bodies, but the most important thing is to check the players’ condition more closely and thoroughly.”
“No, I’m frustrated, so tell me more simply.”
“So, to put it in one word······.”
Oh Seong-guk lowered his voice.
“Male hormone levels are also recorded, this is it.”
“so?”
“We are trying to upload it now.”
To summarize what this guy said.
Doping tests go beyond just drugs and even check your health.
During the process, male hormone levels are also recorded.
“And now you’re saying that finding your daughter is a task that increases male hormones?”
“Hey, brother. How can you say such a shameful thing?”
Oh Seong-guk shook his head.
“This is a tradition that has been passed down in our athletes’ village for over 20 years.”
“······20 years?”
“Yes, it’s true.”
No, at this point it’s like doing it out of superstition.
I’m starting to doubt whether you’re being sincere.
There’s no way I’d have done something meaningless for 20 years, let alone 1 or 2 years.
“What did our seniors do 20 years ago?”
“They brought Playboy and Maxim magazines. It was common to look at them the whole time before the blood draw. Sometimes, those who were desperate would go to the bathroom······.”
“Whoa, there you go.”
I don’t want to hear any more than that.
In fact, it is true that male hormones, namely testosterone, need to be high for it to be good.
This is an essential part, especially for athletes, as it helps build muscle and develop the body.
But since this is also connected to vitality, it is something that a man cannot ignore.
“Brother, the top two drugs that athletes around the world are caught doping with are growth hormone and testosterone.”
“······Fuck, I know that.”
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“That’s what I’m saying.”
The guy quickly held out his cell phone.
A flesh-colored feast unfolds on the screen.
“Isn’t it better to lose anyway?”
“······That’s true.”
And not by artificial means.
It is a natural doping method.
Even so, my pride doesn’t allow me to watch porn in a place like this, since I’m in my 30s.
Because if I get caught by someone, I might die of shame.
“Taptoon······?”
“Yes, that’s right.”
Oh Seong-guk smiled broadly and showed the covers of the works.
The lady downstairs.
The building owner’s wife.
The girl next door.
A nun who wants to be sold.
“The title is better than I thought?”
“I picked the weak ones because you seem like a beginner. Should I show you the strong ones too?”
“Let’s take a look.”
Originally, this was a very sacred ritual.
It’s not like we move by instinct like animals.
It’s natural for men to constantly refresh and turn the page, searching for the best moment, just for that one very important moment.
“What I’m showing you this time is the real deal. These are popular works.”
Your girlfriend is awesome.
Come eat with me.
New mom, eat first.
Noryangjin sector.
What kind of hole-in-the-wall shop is this?
Please hypnotize me with a hypnosis app.
“Is this what I think it means?”
“Yes, that’s right.”
“······Oh my, I feel embarrassed even reading this?”
“Brother, these are just a selection of the best works of the year.”
“······okay?”
“yes.”
“Then I’ll go to the drama club. This drawing style is no joke.”
“Theatrical club? Oh, that’s a choice I don’t regret.”
The guy handed me his cell phone with a pleased face.
“Brother, I’ve already paid for everything. You can take a look.”
“thanks!”
About 10 minutes passed like that.
“Player Park Jun-hyung, please come in.”
It’s the turn of the guy who was watching the sexy girl group fancam.
“······Oh, it’s me already?”
“Yes, the person in front of me went to do another test first.”
“ah······.”
Park Jun-hyung put his cell phone away with a puzzled look on his face.
“Why is it already here······.”
“Please come in quickly.”
At the nurse’s urging, Park Jun-hyung got up from his seat awkwardly.
I am sitting with my back half bent and my buttocks pushed back.
The guy went inside, limping.
***
A few days later.
On the way to get the test results.
On the way to the hospital, Oh Seong-guk came up to me and tapped me on the shoulder.
“Brother, did you hear that?”
He said, raising his eyebrows.
“We’re going to training camp next month.”
“Oh, I heard about it today.”
I’m going to get used to the temperature where the Olympics are being held.
“Are all the track and field athletes going together?”
“Yes, that’s right.”
This is very bad news.
Hong Ah-hyun is in Korea.
His second girlfriend, Choi Soo-jin, who is a swimmer, does not need to go to training camp, so she cannot go with him.
‘I might die of loneliness.’
If it were another country, I would try using a local dating app.
There’s no way that’s possible in the Middle East, where people walk around wearing hijabs.
“Mr. Han Seok-jae, please come in.”
I put aside my distracting thoughts at the sound of the nurse’s voice and went inside.
“Welcome.”
A female doctor in a simple outfit and with her hair neatly cut short welcomed me.
“Yes, hello.”
At this level, I think she’s a free pass to being a good daughter-in-law.
Socially, he is great, but personally, he is a very pitiful person.
These older sisters have grown up studying since they were young, so they probably never experienced the true depravity of being a female.
“Let me check the numbers first.”
My test results appeared on the monitor.
“Even when I look at it again, it’s not a joke, is it?”
The most surprised person was the doctor.
“I’ve never seen anyone with such high testosterone levels.”
“······is it so?”
“Yes. Normally, 3~9ng/ml is considered normal.”
“I look 25.”
“That’s right. It’s usually more than three times that of higher-ups.”
“······Ugh.”
I knew it was out of the ordinary due to the influence of pheromones, but I didn’t know it would be this bad.
“So at first I thought it was doping and looked into it closely, but it was confirmed that it wasn’t doping.”
If you increase your male hormone levels to this level through doping, it can cause problems with your thyroid or testicles.
That side is actually better, if not healthier.
But that doesn’t matter at all.
The question is, where do we use this testosterone?
Even if I have an overabundance of male hormones, I can’t use this······.
“Wow, this is my first time seeing this.”
The doctor kept exclaiming in admiration as he looked at the numbers.
“You were born to be an athlete.”
As she said that, strangely enough, her face turned red.
wait for a sec.
Does this older sister also have this kind of curiosity······?
“teacher.”
“yes?”
“Will you come with us when we go to the Middle East for training?”
“Yes. Because I’m in charge.”
“······!”
It’s nice to hear that.
doctor.
It would be fun to teach my older sister who only studies hard and knows nothing about instinct.
And more importantly.
‘You make a lot of money, don’t you?’
My beloved Porsche comes to mind.
A Porsche 911 that I bought as soon as the money came into my dating account.
‘I’m being extravagant like this.’
But the only person who can handle this crazy me is Hong Ah-hyun.
‘I feel too bad for you to ask me to feed myself.’
I feel sorry for our Ahyeon who has to suffer alone.
I think I need to open another dating account.
“teacher.”
“yes?”
Thud-.
He grabbed her wrist.
Tingle-!
I feel my arms flapping like live fish.
“Huh-?”
Judging from the expression on his face, the pheromones are having a very effective effect.
Yeah, this is normal for the average person.
“Have you ever met a man with a testosterone level of 25?”
“Huh? Oh, yes······.”
“Aren’t you curious? What would it be like in a man’s bed like this?”
“······yes?”
He stood up, gently reached out, and brushed her short hair behind her ear.
My body trembles, but I don’t resist.
“Would you like to go on a date with me in the Middle East?”
The female doctor opened her eyes slightly, as if she were in a state of trance.
Even without looking, it seems like a second date account will be created soon.
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