Life Turnaround with Vitality Experiment! - Chapter 135
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“Damn. This is really fucking crazy.”
The person in charge of the screw frowned at my reflexive swearing.
“What did you just say? Interpreter. Did you just swear?”
“Oh, no…….”
The interpreter denied it with a puzzled look on his face.
“Tell me the truth. These days, I know all the swearing because of that octopus game. They say that even swearing is exported through K-content.”
“…….”
The interpreter looked at me with a troubled expression.
I don’t seem to know what to do.
“ha.”
I took a deep breath and opened my mouth.
“What kind of nonsense are you talking about? It’s hard enough to come to NASA, and now you’re talking about aliens?”
“I can understand your confusion. It’s quite a surprising situation.”
NASA official Robinson said with aplomb.
“But it’s all true. You have to believe it. We’re not doing a Hollywood surprise camera thing, so why would we joke around?”
okay.
This is really screwed.
There’s no way you brought me here to joke around.
First of all, I think we need to properly understand what their intentions are.
“First, please tell me your rank. And what you are responsible for.”
“……That’s confidential.”
“Can you tell me anything other than your name?”
“sorry.”
“Is the name really true?”
“…….”
Oh my.
So, you’re saying that you’re hiding everything from beginning to end.
“I don’t.”
“wait a minute!”
Robinson grabbed my arm urgently.
“If you pledge to keep the security, I will tell you everything I can.”
“How far is it possible?”
“That… I can tell you only if we sign a contract.”
“Oh, I don’t know.”
At first I thought he was joking.
At this point, it actually feels cheap.
“If you sign a security pledge, you can’t tell anyone.”
“Yes.”
“I’m curious, but I don’t think I can stand it.”
“……yes?”
“What if I say something unconsciously? Like talking in my sleep, or talking while drunk? Wouldn’t I be arrested for violating U.S. security laws even for such an unintentional mistake?”
If that happens, the penalty will be enormous.
Besides, the security law is not something that can be covered with money.
“That’s true.”
“Then I won’t do it.”
Aliens, Area 51, mysteries, etc.
I’m curious, but what should I say?
It’s like taking the red pill.
Rather than taking risks, I’d rather take the blue pill and live comfortably.
“Negotiations are broken off. Just let me go.”
“…….”
Robinson took a heavy breath, as if he hadn’t expected me to react like this.
However, since he had already figured out my tendencies, he threw a desperate move at me.
“Then I won’t be able to buy the painting.”
“……why?”
“The painting wasn’t the goal, Mr. Seok was.”
“What did I do to get here?”
“I will give you the paralysis fee.”
“No, what…….”
Robinson handed me the papers.
“Just sign a security pledge, and I’ll buy the painting for 10 billion.”
No, fuck.
Aren’t these guys completely crazy?
“That doesn’t make sense.”
“What is it?”
“I’m the only one on Earth who can do this, and they only pay me for the painting? That’s a bit unfair.”
It has no ransom.
“I deserve to be compensated for my labor.”
“Oh, if you refuse……”
Clink-.
The door is locked.
“You can’t get out of here.”
“yes?”
“Oh, so you’re saying I can’t go out until I get the stamp.”
This is crazy.
Since trying to coax them doesn’t work, now they resort to threats.
The problem is that the threat sounds like something forced on the grandmas and grandpas on the filial piety tour bus…
“If I don’t do it, will I die?”
“I won’t die, right? But…….”
Robinson answered calmly.
“You will find a way to do it.”
You son of a bitch.
It means that they will make you do it by any means necessary.
In that case, it would be foolish to persist here and die.
You might as well get what you can.
“Then please pay me properly for my sacred labor.”
“How much?”
“You can buy the painting for 20 billion won. 20 billion won after taxes. Otherwise, I won’t do it.”
Robinson seemed to think about it for a moment.
“OK, call.”
I accepted it coolly.
* * *
Square, square, square.
In the end, I ended up signing the pledge.
“thank you.”
Robinson gathered up his papers with a satisfied look on his face.
“Let me say hello again.”
He extended his hand to me.
“My name is Robinson and I lead my colleagues on the extraterrestrial communications team.”
“Is Robinson your real name?”
“It’s not my real name. You can think of it as a code name used by NASA.”
“It looks like everyone here is using fake names.”
“Yes, that’s right.”
After hearing that, I’m really worried.
After I finished writing the paperwork, I started to wonder what would happen if these guys were to tear apart my body, analyze it, and modify it.
Especially since modern art doesn’t work here, and you can’t use the community to agitate.
“Get some rest first.”
Robinson rose from his seat.
“My colleague will come and explain in a moment.”
“……All right.”
“By the way, please contact your family in advance. You will be living here for a while.”
“yes?”
“It’s to keep the project confidential.”
I knew this would happen.
This is dangerous… … .
You should at least have at least one insurance policy.
“Then, I would like to ask a female colleague to explain it to me.”
“……Are you a woman?”
“Yes. I like women more than dull men.”
Robinson let out a laugh.
If you investigated me, you’d think I do this purely because I like women.
“All right.”
About 15 minutes later.
A woman came into the conference room.
“Nice to meet you, I’m Jessica.”
“This is Han Seok-jae.”
“Would you like to follow me first?”
She led me into a small room inside.
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“You can live here while the project is underway.”
“Until when?”
“Nobody knows that.”
“…….”
Anyway, I’m telling you to be reckless.
But there are no worries here.
why?
This woman is on my side now.
“Excuse me, Jessica.”
“yes?”
He grabbed her arm as she turned around.
As expected, I feel my body flinch.
okay.
No matter how much I screw up, outside of Taereung Athletes’ Village, most women can’t move because of my pheromones.
“I have a question.”
“Huh? Oh, go ahead.”
“Are you going to tell me the truth?”
He approached her and gently lifted her chin with his fingertips.
When their eyes met, Jessica’s face turned red.
“……If it’s possible.”
I’m halfway there.
If you’re into screws, you’re probably a guy who uses his head more than his body.
After all, there is no woman who wouldn’t fall for pheromones.
First, I asked about what was most concerning.
“You’re not going to experiment on my body or anything later, are you?”
“Oh, you don’t have to worry about that.”
Judging from the look in his eyes, it wasn’t something he said to reassure me.
Now that she’s been charmed by pheromones, she’ll only tell the truth.
“It might be okay during the Cold War, but this is the 21st century.”
“still…….”
“At least not against friendly countries.”
“ah……!”
Maybe not against China or Russia.
But it seems like they are treated differently because they are allies.
‘Thank you, Korea. Korean passports are the best!’
Now let’s get to the main point.
“By the way, why are you quitting?”
This was the biggest question.
“I wonder why they chose me out of 7 billion people in NASA.”
“It wasn’t our choice.”
“……Then?”
“They wanted you there.”
“Really?”
No, why?
“I don’t know why, but when I analyzed the binary signal you sent, it came out as you.”
“You picked up an alien signal?”
“Yes. This is also a security issue. It must not be spread outside.”
“……Oh, yes.”
“Anyway, after analyzing the binary code, I got 7 letters of the alphabet.”
RUNKBAN.
In other words, RunKban = RunKban.
“……I didn’t see anything wrong, did I?”
“No, it’s true. We reviewed it five or six times. And the word that came out as a result was ‘Runkeyvan.’”
“…….”
Huh.
I think I just got this wrong?
* * *
Area 51.
We arrived at the center of the mystery, the place where rumors of alien captures and UFO sightings abound.
“They said it was an air force base, but it really was an alien base.”
It was amazing.
It was even more impressive than the SETI organizations that search for extraterrestrial intelligence.
The radar is spinning around.
A giant disk is pointed into the sky to catch radio waves from outer space.
It seems like the culmination of America’s technological prowess is here.
“The Air Force is right. Aliens come from the sky.”
“ah…….”
Robinson smiled and waved at me.
“Come here first.”
“yes?”
He took me to the spot marked with an X.
“Those are the exact coordinates where the aliens are sending signals.”
“Why can’t you receive it with a disc like that?”
“After the first successful communication, he took a picture of that place.”
“ah…….”
“Just stand for now.”
“yes.”
I tried standing up for a while.
A lot of NASA scientists, including Robinson, are looking at me.
The number of people visible is roughly 50.
Everyone’s eyes are shining, some are clenching their fists, others are blushing and unable to contain their excitement.
I feel like I’m a monkey in a zoo.
“Do you sense alien signals?!”
“……Is this what I’m receiving right now?”
“It comes intermittently, so I can’t confirm it.”
“well.”
I don’t know.
There is no tingling sensation in the hands or feet or anything flashing in the head or anything like that.
“Hey, wait a minute!”
Just then, someone who was checking the monitor suddenly jumped up from his seat.
“The signal is picked up on the disc!”
“Really?”
“It’s binary?”
No, you think it’s right for you to get caught because of me?
“Take a look at this!”
[110010010011010110111001101110101010111010101010… … 1011101001010100010101000101.]
“Have you started analyzing?”
“We’re currently analyzing it through a supercomputer, but it’s not working at all. It feels completely different from any encryption system that has been used so far.”
“……okay?”
As expected, the scientists’ eyes were turned toward me.
“Mr. Seokjae. Do you feel anything when you see this, or hear any alien sounds?”
“…….”
No, fuck.
What is that?
I don’t know.
But the atmosphere seems to suggest that I can’t just not know anything.
Above all, if you mess around here, you might not get paid 20 billion won for the painting.
‘then…….’
It might be better to fool these humans in the most obvious way… … !
“uh?!”
I let out a gasp of surprise.
As expected, scientists swarmed around me.
“What is it?”
“Did you know?”
“Please speak!”
But I put my hand on my forehead with a serious expression.
“I can’t say it……!”
“……?!”
And then with a very pained expression.
He made a gesture of biting his tongue.
Very slowly.
As expected, the scientists urgently stopped me.
“You can’t do that!”
“An ambulance! No, call the medical team!”
“Make sure to stay absolutely calm!”
I just closed my eyes.
I’m not lost.
I guess I’ll just take a breather.
Because then I feel like I’ll be free from this role of zoo monkey.
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