Life Turnaround with Vitality Experiment! - Chapter 141



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“Oppa, you’re so cool!”

When I returned home, there was still an ambush.

“love you!”

Hong Ah-hyun.

She was waiting for me wearing a t-shirt with my face printed all over it.

“What the heck is that tea…?”

“My fan club member gave it to me on my way home from work today. She printed it herself at home. She said it was so cool.”

“If you’re a fan, don’t you hate getting married?”

“At first, I was jealous, but my sister said she was proud that she married a great person. She felt like she raised her daughter well and married her off to a good family.”

“What is that…….”

“Anyway, I missed you, oppa!”

Hong Ah-hyun’s eyes were like hearts.

Actually ♥.♥

“Brother, it’s been a long time since we last met.”

“Huh? Right…….”

“You can look forward to today.”

She showed off the cosplay costume she had hidden inside her T-shirt.

“No, why……?”

“You liked this kind of thing, oppa.”

“That’s right.”

But we’re getting married.

“Family doesn’t do that.”

“Shut up and follow me.”

Hong Ah-hyun grabbed me by the collar and dragged me into the bedroom.

* * *

“Wow, I’m jealous.”

The rest are seriously killing me, but Bae Jeong-min is so jealous that he’s even opening his mouth wide.

“Why are you jealous?”

“I want to be famous too.”

“…….”

I’m so jealous of people who are famous even though they’re over 30 years old that I’m sick to my stomach.

“I’m ashamed to call you my friend.”

“I originally said that we should be friends.”

“…….”

“And you don’t have any friends besides me.”

“shut up.”

“It got scratched, right?”

“……pup.”

While we’re on the subject, I decided to open up this guy’s status window.

[Bae Jeong-min]

-Occupation: Unemployed.

-Health condition: Perfect.

-Special note: Brings good luck to those around you (except yourself)

“……Anyway, poor kid.”

“why?”

Bae Jeong-min looked at me with his eyes wide open.

“Why are you looking at me like that?”

“Okay. Just stay by my side.”

“Are you confessing your love?”

“Shut up and stay right here.”

Somehow, I felt like things were fun and going well whenever I was around this guy.

I think it might be a totem like the main character of the bench.

“What, can I move into your house and live there?”

“Don’t cross the line.”

“Kkabi.”

This guy’s status window is also quite unique.

I’ve never seen anyone overlap with Hong Ah-hyun’s status window.

[Hong Ah-hyun]

-Occupation: Actor and singer.

-Health condition: Very good.

-Special Note: Heroine.

‘What on earth is a heroine?’

If my wife were the heroine, I would be the main character.

‘That’s some real bullshit.’

But there’s no need to worry because Hong Ah-hyun has nothing to hide from me.

“Oh, I’m a little tired today.”

Bae Jeong-min said, turning his neck sharply.

“Am I feeling unwell these days?”

“Stop talking nonsense.”

When I saw you earlier, your health was ‘perfect’.

I’ve seen quite a few very good ones, but I’ve never seen anyone like that.

“I have never seen anyone as healthy as you.”

“Is that so?”

“uh.”

“Well, I don’t really do sick stuff.”

“Okay, let’s go eat.”

I thoroughly enjoyed the kimchi full set with Hong Ah-hyun yesterday.

My thirst for Korean-style spiciness still hasn’t gone away.

“Shall we eat spicy stir-fried chicken?”

“Okay.”

I ordered delivery and sat down on the sofa as if I was lying down.

“Turn on the TV.”

“These days, all we hear about is the news.”

“If you want to know what’s going on in the world, you have to watch the news.”

“Wow, that’s my dad.”

The guy turned it on and handed me the remote control.

“But these days, there’s nothing but election talk on TV.”

“Well, the presidential election is coming up soon, right?”

“Oh, it’s about time for candidates to register now.”

The presidential election is coming up soon.

In fact, as soon as I turned on the TV, election-related news started streaming.

-With this revision of the election law, the 40-year-old age limit has been abolished. As a result, it seems that many young candidates will appear, and the number of candidates will also increase significantly. Currently, the ruling and opposition parties… … .

On the screen, candidates were seen going around all kinds of traditional markets, begging for votes.

“Aww, this is already starting to get crazy.”

“진보건, 보수건 상관없이 정치하는 놈들은 다 개새끼들이라니까.”

“that’s right.”

Normally, I would use my secretaries to buy fruit from the department store and eat it, but when it was election time, I would eat noodles and go to the traditional market to eat fish cakes, which was a mess.

“They ignore the common people while talking big, but when it’s election time, they come and bow down to them. Oh my….”

“Change the channel. Want to watch something else?”

“Rather than having those guys become president, if you elect me, I can do a really good job.”

“You’re a bastard. Who would pick you?”

“Oh, really.”

I think I have a talent for politics.

I was also a class president when I was young.

Of course, this was during my elementary school days.

“These days, the party is more important than the person.”

“It’s always like that, you know.”

“Wouldn’t it be possible to get elected by simply receiving the nomination from the main party and engaging in ignorant populism?”

He jumped up from his seat and confronted the politicians.

“If I become president, I’ll give you 10 million won when you register your marriage! 20 million won when you have your first child! 40 million won for your second child! 80 million won for your third child! 160 million won for your fourth child! I’ll just give it to you!”

“Where does the money come from? I’m sure the opposing candidates will be fussing over it.”

“Just tell the rich people you’re walking.”

“Really?”

“I don’t know, damn it. Most of our country is made up of common people, so if you just beat up the rich, they’ll cheer.”

“That’s true.”

“Raise corporate taxes! Lower insurance premiums! Reduce mandatory national pensions for ordinary citizens! Increase trade!”

“how?”

“Just say you’ll give me my painting and bring me some dollars.

“……Will it work?

“That’s right.”

Bae Jeong-min looked at me with a strange voice.

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“Come to think of it, public opinion on you has been good lately.”

“……That’s true.”

I joined the Doyouknow club while being called the Korean Dark Knight or something.

Because the majority of the people still praise me.

Silence fell on the living room.

It’s just that I started babbling nonsense as soon as I came out to laugh.

‘… … I think it will work?’

Somehow it seemed feasible.

Hong Ah-hyun pulls from the front.

If Bae Jeong-min pushes for it from behind in the community without anyone knowing.

‘Wouldn’t it work?’

If you look overseas, it’s not uncommon for celebrities to become governors or presidents.

I’m almost a celebrity now, so is there anything I can’t do?

“Should we really try it?”

“Are you running for president?”

“uh.”

“There’s an age limit.”

“That was abolished. It’s meaningless.”

“Oh, right. I just saw the news.”

“uh.”

“…….”

After thinking about it for a moment, I packed my coat.

“I’ll go register as a presidential candidate.”

“sincerely?”

“uh.”

Bae Jeong-min let out a hollow laugh.

“What if it doesn’t work?”

“It might not work. I guess nothing will change anyway.”

“That’s true. But don’t you think it’s a waste of money? The deposit is expensive.”

“That’s right. 500 million?”

“Oh. But if the voting rate is less than 15%, you can’t get it back.”

That money is a waste, though.

“Come to think of it, you have a lot of money. Then shouldn’t it be okay?”

“No. Shouldn’t the wife help out in that regard?”

“Haha. You crazy guy.”

The guy slumped down on the sofa, groaning.

“Try running for president.”

“Do you think it’s okay for you to look at it?”

“No, I know it’ll fall, but I think it’ll be funny.”

“……What would you do if it were me?”

“Then I should congratulate you, you know.”

“okay.”

I headed to the shoe rack.

“Hey, sit down and eat some spicy braised chicken. They’ll be here soon.”

“No, I’m going to the election commission.”

“…….”

“I’ll register as a candidate and come.”

* * *

“Are you going to run for president?”

Hong Ah-hyun asked again, wondering if she had misheard.

“Are you talking about the election for our apartment representative? That’s not the presidential election, it’s just an election.”

“No, presidential election. Short for presidential election, presidential election.”

“…….”

“I registered today.”

“sincerely?”

“Yeah. I used the money from my dating account because it’s good for you too, Ahyeon.”

“That doesn’t matter, but… are you really going out?”

“Why can’t I go out?”

“There’s no way it won’t work…….”

Hong Ah-hyun, who always cheered me on and gave me positive feedback, had a strange expression on her face.

“Are you afraid you might fall off your horse?”

“No, I just thought it might be a bit dangerous to get involved in politics.”

She was genuinely worried.

“Left, right. Progressive, conservative. These days, people are very sensitive about these things.”

“Oh, if that’s the case, then you don’t have to worry.”

“huh?”

“I will run as an independent.”

“……okay?”

Hong Ah-hyun took a deep breath.

“I heard from Jeongmin earlier that he said he was going to either the opposition or the ruling party.”

“That was just a joke at first, but if you go that way, won’t you become a real politician?”

“yes.”

“But my goal is different.”

“huh?”

I chuckled and placed a hand on her shoulder.

“Think about it carefully. The chances of me winning the presidential election are very low.”

At first, I went to the National Election Commission to discuss with Bae Jeong-min, but it was impulsive.

But if you think about it calmly.

‘There’s no way he’ll get elected.’

Without even knowing the ins and outs of politics.

He doesn’t even belong to a party, so how can people possibly vote for him in the presidential election?

‘No matter how stupid the people are, there’s no way they’d vote for me.’

In fact, if you registered as a candidate solely with the intention of becoming president, it would be right to cancel.

But there is one reason why I didn’t do that.

When I first registered as a candidate for the election, about 70% of them seemed plausible, but the remaining 30% are different.

‘Because I thought it would be fun.’

After returning to Korea, I was running low on dopamine because I had no work to do.

If you run for president, there’s a good chance you’ll get a surge of dopamine, whether it’s a debate or something else.

That’s why I didn’t cancel my candidacy even after registering.

“And then I changed my mind.”

“how?”

“I thought it would be helpful for my work.”

“If it’s work… modern art?”

“Yeah. Since I’m already famous, I figured I might as well use this once since I can’t turn back now.”

Just roughly draw something like the Blue House or the Presidential Office in Yongsan.

Even if it only gives off a desperate vibe.

Because it will be packaged as ‘modern art by an artist who ran for president!’

It’s obvious even without looking.

It’s obvious that critics will give it all kinds of praise.

“I’m not even going to campaign.”

Why?

What I need is the title of ‘contemporary artist who ran for president.’

“So, you don’t have to worry.”

“Aha. That’s fortunate.”

Hong Ah-hyun let out a sigh of relief, as if she had finally felt relieved.

“I… I was worried because I thought I should go along with the campaign.”

“Don’t worry, just do what you have to do.”

“Even if the fans ask…….”

“Tell her you don’t know about her husband.”

“okay.”

Hong Ah-hyun nodded vigorously as if she was confident about that.

okay.

Well then, let’s sort it out for now.

What I have to do is… … .

‘I just need to paint a modern art painting that will sell for a high price.’

This is not just about the cost of paint and canvas, but the cost of registering as a presidential candidate must also be taken into account, so the price must be raised.

‘About 100 billion won.’

One person who buys it for you. If you just have one person, it’s the start of a new life.

‘I’m really going to retire.’

Korea is also full of people who recognize me.

I will spend my whole life on a cruise and enjoy a happy life.

‘Okay, the North Korean defector is just around the corner… …!’

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