Life Turnaround with Vitality Experiment! - Chapter 142



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Chook-.

Clang!

He is spraying paint on a large canvas that is over 2 meters wide and 2 meters long.

What does it mean?

‘I don’t know.’

I don’t know.

Anyway, if I do it roughly, those damn critics will give it meaning.

Last time I was in Venice I thought I was going through a hard time, but in the end I found meaning.

Even though it was hindered by all sorts of tricks from the Chinese, I gained confidence after I came up with the idea myself.

If you make it sound reasonable, critics will flesh it out, and I just have to put some flair on it.

dripping.

“Brother, can I come in?”

“huh.”

Hong Ah-hyun approached me holding the mail.

“It’s from the National Election Commission. They asked if it was okay to proceed with my brother’s poster like this.”

When you register as a presidential candidate, this is the poster that is attached by default.

Since you asked for a photo, I sent you an ID photo I took a while ago.

I asked without even looking.

“Does it look okay to you?”

“Yeah. He’s handsome.”

“…….”

When will this pod come off?

“Then ask me to do it.”

“Honey, do you not need to check?”

“You must have done it on your own.”

I have no intention of becoming a real president, and it doesn’t matter whether the poster turns out well or not.

“Please proceed.”

“Okay, I’ll contact you.”

“huh.”

By the way, I didn’t even set up an election camp or anything.

They told me to designate an official location, so I just registered it as my house.

The name of the election committee chairman was Bae Jeong-min.

The symbol was originally 9, 9.

A number that is not even considered by the voters.

“Ahyeon, don’t worry too much about it. Just think of it as fun.”

“Okay. I’ll still vote for you, oppa.”

“okay.”

I’ll take a picture of someone else.

* * *

A few days later, I got a call from my mother.

-Son, what is this?

“yes?”

-I’m talking about the presidential election. Is this you? Number 9?

“Oh, yes. Is there anyone else in the world who looks like this and whose name is Han Seok-jae?”

-… … You suddenly started pioneering art, but when did you start politics?

“I’m not doing it seriously. I just registered for fun.”

-What is that… … .

Since it seemed like it wouldn’t work, I came up with another excuse.

“I hope Mom and Dad feel better.”

-we……?

“Yes. It would be fun if my son were a candidate for president.”

-That’s true.

Mother’s voice sounded strangely excited.

-Your father is already campaigning himself and spreading rumors around the neighborhood.

“Oh, you didn’t even check with me?”

-Your father is embarrassed about things like that. He just thinks it’ll be okay. He went to the community center today too.

“Hey, don’t do that. That’s a total opposition stronghold. If you do something wrong, won’t you be ostracized by the village?”

-No. Everyone in our neighborhood decided to vote for you.

“Already?”

-Yeah. I already made a promise.

“Hahaha, I guess I’ll get 10 votes.”

-Good luck to our son. Mom believes in her son!

“Don’t trust me too much. I’ll send you some money. Buy something delicious to eat.”

-thank you!

For a while, we barely kept in touch because we were talking about art, coins, and other things.

Thanks to the election, I got to hear my mother’s voice for the first time in a while… … Well, it’s not so bad.

‘Even so, it’s just a passing breeze.’

What’s important to me anyway is modern art.

I’m going to sell this for exactly 100 billion and get rid of North Korea!

* * *

Meanwhile, at the same time.

There was chaos in various communities.

[Breaking News] This year’s presidential candidate legend of legends]

-(Symbol number 9 photo)

Bitcoin wizard Runcayvan’s entrance galleryㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-ㅋㅋㅋ You crazy guy. Look at the composite quality.

-Hey, this isn’t a composite. Is this real?

-It’s real?

-Wow, I searched crazy and it’s true.

-Why is Han Seok-jae here? Hahahaha

-No, why is ‘Our Run’ coming out? LOL

Yes, that’s right.

After saving countless ants with Bitcoin, he became the gallery owner of the cryptocurrency gallery and began to be called ‘our brother’.

The meme spread to numerous communities after the terrorist arrest incident, and ‘Our Run’ became a nickname referring to Han Seok-jae and Run K-Ban.

-Running Man’s run for president is fucking hilarious lol

-Not even a party affiliation.

-ㄴ Our Run has the hearts of all the people, so we don’t need a party affiliation, lol – At this point, honestly, isn’t Han Seok-jae enjoying it too?

-I would enjoy it too lol

-It looks like he’s watching the election broadcast while tap dancing in the corner of the room.

-I wonder what the approval rating will be.

-First of all, I’m planning to take a picture of the Runcaban ㅋㅋㅋ

-Really?

-ㄴ Anyway, I’m going to vote for him because there’s no politician I like these days. But in reality, I’m abstaining, you know.

-Yeah, I guess you can mark it as invalid.

-ㄴ I don’t like seeing politicians, whether they are from the ruling or opposition parties, so I guess I’ll just take a picture of Runcaban for fun.

-n I think I’ll still vote normally lol

-It wasn’t fun because the election board was always the same, but it’s kind of funny now. -ㄴThe result will probably be boring anyway.

* * *

“A candidate debate?”

-Yes, that’s right.

“Is it mandatory?”

-Yes. Unless there is a legitimate reason, you must run three times during the election period. This is in accordance with Article 82 of the Public Official Election Act.

Actually, you can make up a reason.

On the day of the discussion, you suddenly get sick or have a collision and say you got into a car accident.

But then, others will start to wonder if this person really has any intention of getting elected.

‘Even if I don’t intend to be elected, a third party should feel that I am sincere.’

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Otherwise, they’ll just think you spent 500 million on the presidential election for your own interest.

Because even those with political addiction will point fingers at us and say we are tampering with the sacred election.

In order to sell a piece of modern art, it must at least not be unpopular.

“When?”

-It’s next Monday at 1 o’clock. It’ll be broadcast live.

“1 o’clock in the afternoon?”

-It’s 1 a.m.

“……yes?”

No, the debates I used to watch were always held at 8 PM, the golden time, the peak time.

“I can’t go to the main discussion?”

– This is only possible if the approval rating is 5% or higher, or if the party’s previous voting rate is 3% or higher.

“ah…….”

These little shits.

So, in short, since they have no choice, they gather only the best and broadcast it at a time when no one is watching, right?

The fever is really rising though.

On the one hand, I could understand it.

“Well… that makes sense.”

The combined approval ratings for 1st to 3rd place alone exceed 90%.

4th place is just 5%.

The rest are likely to have more abstentions than votes.

Anyway, the people will vote for those three or four people, so they will be interested in them.

If other candidates come out and talk, the ratings will only drop.

“I understand, but I can’t help but feel angry.”

Because as an alpha male, it hurt my pride to be pushed out of the mainstream.

“I should go to the debate and do something stupid.”

Anyway, people who go to the debate are more likely to do so to make their name known and gain trust from the small number of people in their religious sect who believe in them than to get elected.

At least he’ll show some gentlemanly manners.

In contrast, I have nothing to fear or be afraid of.

‘I guess I’ll have to go and show off my skills.’

I don’t know about those at the center of power, but they are the ones who will be eliminated anyway.

‘I don’t know, let’s just have fun.’

* * *

The day of the presidential candidate debate.

The broadcasting station bulletin board was quiet, and the community showed no interest.

Even on sites that are interested in politics, they only talk about the content of the main four debates that took place earlier.

“Hwaaam-.”

Kim Chul-seong, a broadcasting station PD, yawned and looked at his watch.

“There are still 15 minutes left. Is everyone on standby?”

“Yes. All the candidates have arrived. Makeup is almost done.”

The FD, wearing an intercom, received a signal from another PD and added:

“It’ll be finished in 3 minutes.”

“Okay. Tell everyone to come into the studio as soon as they’re ready.”

“All right.”

PD Kim Cheol-seong let out a sigh.

“Ugh, I have to do this for two hours without anyone watching.”

“You’re working hard, PD Kim.”

The sound engineer next to me smiled and patted me on the shoulder.

“no.”

“How much viewership do the presidential debates get?”

“In the past, it was as high as 50 or 60%, but in the 2020s, it’s around 40%.”

“Still, it’s pretty good?”

“That’s right. Even though it was the first debate today, it was 32%. But this is also the main debate.”

“Well, this time zone rarely comes out?”

“It’s always 1%, 1%.”

“That low?”

“That’s right. You weren’t interested in the first place.”

“Well, I watch the main debate on TV even when it’s rebroadcast, but I don’t bother watching this one even if it’s the original broadcast and just change the channel.”

“Right. It’s better to just watch the reruns of the variety shows.”

PD Kim Cheol-seong looked at the cockpit monitor with his hands clasped on the back of his head.

“I’m a producer, so I’m working, but it’s just frustrating to produce something that no one will watch. It’s like a waste of time.”

“But you said we have to do it legally.”

“Right. We can’t help it because we’re a public broadcaster.”

It’s a program that everyone hates to do, but since I don’t have the time, what can I do?

PD Kim Chul-sung also had no choice but to do it because he was told to do so from above.

“Is this an advertisement?”

“It might stick. But who would stick it?”

“Right. I won’t even give it to you.”

“That’s why only our KBC basic advertisements are shown before and after the broadcast. Sometimes, some advertisers even ask us not to show them before and after politically-related programs, which actually breaks my heart.”

“Just bear with it for a little longer. You’ll be able to go and sleep soundly in two hours.”

“yes.”

After a while.

At exactly 1:00 AM, PD Kim Chul-seong came to his senses.

Even if it is a program that the whole world is not interested in, you have to take responsibility for it and create it.

Moreover, since it is a live broadcast, there can be no mistakes.

Because of the time zone of 1 AM, there are times when staff members fall asleep and accidents occur.

The more this happens, the more the main PD needs to come to his senses.

“Three, two, one. Cue! MC comment!”

-Yes, hello. 2026 Your Choice! This is KBC Studio where the presidential candidates’ debate will take place. Today… … .

PD Kim Cheol-seong sat upright in his chair and looked at the monitor.

Although he was nervous, there really wasn’t much for him to do.

If the time for the commentary gets too long, do you cut it or decide which camera will capture the screen that will be broadcast in real time?

Even though it was a live broadcast, it wasn’t a burden to PD Kim Chul-seong as he had some experience.

“Camera number 3 goes in. Three, two, one. Shoot. Okay. Good.”

Moreover, the presidential debates had much more leeway than other live broadcasts.

The time given to the debaters is about 2 or 3 minutes, so the candidates only have to talk with the camera still, without moving it.

“Hwaaam-.”

Because of that, PD Kim Chul-sung relaxed slightly and yawned.

During this time, my eyes caught the viewer ratings chart that was showing in real time on one side of the monitor.

‘It won’t even be 1%.’

I glanced at it and turned my head again.

“……!?”

What is this?

For a moment, he realized he had seen something wrong and looked at the ratings table again.

“2.3%?”

The current viewership rating is at 2.3%.

The 1 a.m. presidential debate between the top candidates.

It is only natural that it does not even exceed 1%.

It is recording 2.3%.

What happened next was more important.

‘Why are you going up?’

2.4%.

2.5%.

The viewer ratings were rising.

And finally.

‘Surely it’s over 3%?!’

-Current viewership rating: 3.1%

It boasted a growth rate of over 3%.

On the live broadcast screen, Runkey Band’s voice was echoing throughout the country.

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