Life Turnaround with Vitality Experiment! - Chapter 145



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“Wow, that’s crazy.”

I was tempted by the idea of ​​having advertisements placed before and after the discussion, so I decided to participate.

As soon as I arrived at the scene, regret began to bloom.

“Candidate, after today’s debate, I have a meeting prepared with the Chairman of Company K. You can go to Cheongdam.”

Starting with the person who plans a private schedule in preparation for the presidential election.

“Oh, nice to meet you. This is number 1. Please remember!”

A human being who has already come and is campaigning while interacting with the audience.

“A photo? That’s possible!”

There are even fandoms formed for the candidates, and people are taking pictures and signing autographs.

‘… … This is fucking crazy.’

In contrast, I sit alone and blankly.

Unlike the others, there was no aide, of course.

I asked Bae Jeong-min if he would help, but I thought it would be even more crazy if he came, so I passed.

Click-.

I heard a camera click and turned around to see a man in his early 20s taking a picture of me with his cell phone.

That guy is clearly trying to prove to the community that he saw me.

Just come and take a picture.

‘Of course, that doesn’t mean I’ll take a picture of you if you do that.’

I don’t need to buy favor, so why bother?

‘Ugh, what the heck is that ad?’

There are so many big names that it’s overwhelming.

‘Let’s just go in and buy something moderately today.’

Even if it’s not me, there are many people who will receive the spotlight.

A little later, at exactly 8 o’clock.

“Hello, viewers. This is the second debate of the 21st presidential candidates. I am Han Seong-jun, who is the moderator today.”

It’s definitely different from the usual debate.

They even gave us such a successful and tall announcer.

“Hello, I am Choi Jeong-seop from Citizen Happiness Party, number 1 on the ballot.”

Although he dyed his hair black, if you look closely you can see some white hair inside.

He’s a guy I’ve seen a lot on TV.

After a few greetings, the full-scale discussion began.

“Today’s topic of discussion is security. Since we all know the pledges of each candidate, let’s discuss the other candidates.”

“Yes, I understand.

I thought that the first person that Choi Jeong-seop, number 1 on the symbol, would shoot was naturally number 2 on the symbol of a huge political party.

Unfortunately, the arrow was pointed at me.

“Nice to meet you, Candidate Han Seok-jae.”

“Me? Oh, yes.”

“Considering the security pledge you have written, I wonder if you have a proper understanding of the military system.”

“Me?”

“Yes. It says to strengthen the border, but this could be a provocation from North Korea. Will you take responsibility if the residents of Baengnyeong Island and Yeonpyeong Island, the frontline, suffer damage?”

Look at this guy?

Now, from the first at-bat, it’s an attack.

It wasn’t just symbol number 1 that gave me a save.

Symbol #2: Jongsu Park.

“I would like to ask candidate Han Seok-jae a question. You said that officers from ROTC, the three military academies, and the Korea Military Academy need to be discriminated against. Isn’t this fundamental discrimination against human beings?”

“I’m not saying that we should discriminate, but we should differentiate because they received different education. Since they learned different things, their starting point should be different. Rather, isn’t treating them all the same discriminating against educated people?”

“If what you learn is different, then the treatment should be different too?”

“Of course. A job that can be put into the field right away without any experience and a job that requires a 10-year engineer’s license. Should these two be treated the same? No. It’s not. It’s natural. It’s not communism, and in a free society, it’s natural to be rewarded for your efforts.”

“Oh my, this is a very dangerous mindset.”

Are you starting to feel the pinch?

It didn’t end there, symbols 3 and 4 also threw punches at me.

Only then did I realize.

‘Oh, you guys. You’re afraid of getting hit back by each other, so you’re going to beat me up and show off your smarts, right?’

At first, I was thinking of just killing time quietly and leaving, but now that I see you making such a fuss, I can’t stand it anymore.

This made it inevitable that I would awaken the fighting cock instinct hidden inside me.

“Now, lastly, candidate number 9, Han Seok-jae. Please speak. I will give you three minutes.”

Finally, it was my turn.

“This is Han Seok-jae.”

I looked at the candidates’ faces closely.

1 second. 2 seconds. 3 seconds.

5 seconds.

And 10 seconds.

As the silence grew longer, the host looked embarrassed.

Since he didn’t say anything, I thought it might be a broadcasting accident.

The other candidates were instead wrinkling the corners of their mouths.

As if he knew I was flustered and was going to enjoy it.

Just as the host was about to signal me to speak again.

bang!

I opened my mouth and hit the table.

“The people who came out here are really funny and fell asleep.”

“yes?”

“Among these people, is there anyone else who has served in the military besides me?”

“…….”

One in four is female. The other three are male.

“Sign 1, you are a bipolar public service, 2 is exempt, 3 is industrial agent. But you are discussing the security officer?”

In an instant, a cold silence descended.

“This is really fucking crazy.”

The host opened his mouth in surprise.

“Candidate Han Seok-jae, we are live on air. Please refrain from using profanity.”

“No, Mr. Host. You’re an active-duty soldier, right?”

“Yes, the 3rd Division White Bone Unit has arrived.”

“You have to go to the military to understand security, but is it right for me to debate with these guys who haven’t even served in the military? What on earth do these people know?”

“…….”

“Aren’t you just sitting at your desk and talking about nothing?”

He said, pointing to their materials.

“It’s obvious. How many years of military service, how many months of private, how many months of sergeant, what is the salary? That’s all there is to it. But do we really feel that? Do we know what real military life is like? We have no idea.”

“We also go on military inspection tours. We even try shooting.”

“……under.”

I laughed at that.

I said, looking at the audience.

“How many people are here who are currently serving? Can you raise your hand?”

More than 90 percent of the men raised their hands.

“If someone comes to inspect, will that be the same as us? We just die a few weeks before that. Right?”

Nod nod.

“What you former members of the National Assembly are going through is not the actual military situation and treatment.”

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I think I need to break these people’s heads.

“Let me show you three pictures.”

I showed three photos directly from my phone to the monitor.

“Which of the following is not military food?”

1) A plate of meat bibim sauce and dried, twisted fried pollack.

2) A plate with Vienna sausages and seaweed soup.

3) A plate of soybean paste stew topped with fried gangjeong.

4) Bag of rice containing bibimbap.

“Please answer one by one.”

The other candidates looked embarrassed.

“4, isn’t it number 4?”

“That’s right. That’s not military food. Even homeless people wouldn’t eat it.”

I knew it.

“That’s military food. It’s a picture I took when I actually went to the reserves and ate there.”

“……During that training, don’t you eat things like combat rations?”

“I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve eaten combat rations in the military. They always give me garbage-like food.”

“…….”

The remaining candidates also raised their hands.

“Number 1?”

“I’ll do number 1 too.”

“Ding, ding, ding! All four are military food! How can you talk about security when you don’t even know that? That’s what I’m saying: take care of your own affairs first!”

Seeing everyone being so depressed because they were wrong, I went with the flow.

“So, next question: Which of the four meals was the most delicious?”

I gave the same view again.

1) A plate of meat bibim sauce and dried, twisted fried pollack.

2) A plate with Vienna sausages and seaweed soup.

3) A plate of soybean paste stew topped with fried gangjeong.

4) Bag of rice containing bibimbap.

Everyone was in agony and finally opened their mouths.

“I think this should be number 3. I think fried chicken would be the most popular.”

“That’s right. The young soldiers really like chicken…….”

“Eliminated, eliminated, eliminated!”

He waved his hands.

“The answer is number 2: sausage and seaweed soup! How delicious is that!”

“Do young people hate chicken?”

“In the military, number 3 isn’t chicken, it’s codfish stew! It’s just trash!”

“…….”

Everyone fell silent in heavy silence.

I said looking at the camera.

“Is it right to elect these ignorant people as president?”

At this point, it’s Cheongsanyusu.

“I’m actually more scared. You all know, right? The military? Those who have been there know best.”

I decided to just tell the facts.

“A monthly salary of 200? I don’t need that. Advanced barracks? Don’t be ridiculous. It’s the Tang Dynasty army. These days, kids don’t even wear Tanaka when they look at their phones… Gosh, when I was younger, we didn’t even have dormitories for our peers, so how can you get away with it? If North Koreans came down with guns and swords and tanks right now, would you be able to stop them?”

Now is the time to drive the wedge.

“What did other people say about their pledges? Let’s reduce military service and increase the number of professional soldiers? That kind of thing won’t help.”

“Then?”

“If I get elected!”

A very strong wedge.

“We will extend the military service to 24 months!”

“……yes?”

Everyone looked embarrassed.

I’m busy reducing it, so it wouldn’t make sense to increase it.

“Please note that this does not apply retroactively.”

But I continued speaking confidently.

“This only applies to new recruits after I was elected!”

As soon as I finished speaking, the men in the audience burst into cheers.

“Wow.”

“oh my god.”

“I want to pick Han Seok-jae.”

The candidates still have expressions that say they don’t understand English.

The problem is not knowing why.

That’s because those candidates have never served in the military.

Why?

‘You must be 18 years of age or older to be eligible to vote.’

in other words.

This means that 99% of them have already served in the military.

Even if you didn’t go, you should enlist before the policy changes because it takes time to apply.

What does that mean?

It’s the same reason why, when conducting a survey on changing school uniforms, graduating third-year students intentionally choose old-fashioned uniforms!

‘I went for 18 months, but other people go for 24 months?’

How hilarious is that?!

I suffered for a short time, but others suffered for a longer time?

That is what makes ‘us’ happy.

Because this is the typical human appearance!

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Three days after the presidential debate.

A new poll reveals the tumultuous approval ratings.

[21st Presidential Election Candidate Support Ratings]

-1st place: Citizen Happiness Party Choi Jeong-seop 31% (↓4%)

-2nd place: Park Jong-soo of the People’s Human Rights Party 28% (↓5%)

-3rd place: Korea Love Party Lee Min-jae 19% (↓5%)

-4th place: Han Seok-jae (Independent) 7% (↑5%)

-5th place: Future People’s Party Baek Man-ok 4% (↓1%)

-Abstentions and other combined: 11%

“……Fuck.”

It’s fucked.

I was so angry at being attacked that I ended up having a completely perfect discussion.

The public who saw the four candidates in the main debate being defeated by me alone.

I started to get excited and excited about my performance.

It’s been mentioned countless times in the community, and some have even turned around to offer real support.

That’s why the result was like that.

“under…….”

In line with this, another article has been posted.

[Will the whirlwind of independent candidate Han Seok-jae, who has moved the hearts of the people, reach the Blue House?]

“This is fucking sick!”

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