Madman in a Fantasy World - Madman in a Fantasy World chapter 122

122. clunk clunk

Day 2 in Alfheim.

I woke up in the morning feeling very uncomfortable. Why do they leave the bed next to me and huddle in the place where I am and make it cramped?

Now that harem has become a reality, there are many uncomfortable things. I raised my upper body and stretched, enjoying the dazzling light coming through the window. I feel like my body is refreshing because I don’t think it’s a forest. Maybe it’s because I came back with a cool foot yesterday.

-bang!

As I was stretching, I suddenly heard a loud noise from the room across the room. What the hell is the fuss about this morning?

“What are you talking about?!”

“…is it a raid?”

“Heeik…!”

The commotion woke the three of them who had just been asleep. But it seems that my head isn’t working properly because I haven’t been awake.

“Are you going to raid in the morning?”

Everyone drooled while saying “Ah…” at my conclusion. And Luna and Richie, who were thinking hard about it, thought of one thing.

“The room across is sure…”

I briefly recalled the memories of the previous day. A red-haired man with a flash of blood. The man entering the room across from us.

Yes. The room across from us was a room with a toilet. Richie said as if he was sick of it.

“Let’s go out and check what’s going on.”

Without waiting for the three of them to dress roughly, I opened the door first. I didn’t even have to go out into the hallway to check. Because it was the room across from me, I could see it when I opened the door.

As I entered through the open door, my vision was of the elves aiming with their bowstrings pulled as far as they could, and the toilet surrounded by them.

I peeked my head out the door to see if there was anything in the hallway, and I saw Tia and Stella, like us, who had risen in a commotion, with expressionless faces, at a loss for what to do.

Naturally, Luna, Yui, and Riche, who were preparing behind me, were able to confirm the scene together. The three walked awkwardly and watched the same scene behind me. You could find out what was going on by overhearing the conversation between the elf and the toilet.

“You have committed an unforgivable crime! Originally, it would have been a summary execution, but with the mercy of Yggdrasil, I will restrain you right up to the subjugation of the Volcanic Ceratopsian Dragon!”

Even just listening to the conversation, something interesting was happening. Byeon-gi, who judged that he would be really imprisoned at this rate, complained of bitterness that he did not know why.

“What the hell are you talking about?!”

“Even pretense is useless!”

“So I’ve never done that?! What kind of madman would do that to me, to a tree!”

“Yes, you bastard! Rape isn’t enough, you’re even insulting our god!”

The bowstrings of the elves tightened even more. It even touches me, who is far away, how hard it is to live. A situation where a battle could break out anytime soon. Sensing death, Byeongi quickly shook his head.

“Yes, that’s right! You can just ask the World Tree! If you were the World Tree, you wouldn’t have checked who the culprit was in the future before the incident happened!”

“Yggdrasil said that your face appeared in the scene he saw!”

“······Yes?”

There will be all kinds of questions in the toilet’s head. Could it be that the World Tree is about to rise? He didn’t really do it, but World Tree said he did it.

“Theft, terrorism… Now they’re even raping one after another.”

In fact, it wasn’t me to be careful, but it wasn’t me. It seems that while looking at the future of others, he failed to see his own.

‘But that’s it.’

Great job, our protagonist! This is the toilet seat done right! Thanks to this, I was able to confirm that a novel is just a novel. When I turned my head, Luna and Richie were looking at me with mischievous eyes.

“What you looking at?”

“Do you know you’re smiling?”

is it? When I touched my mouth with my hand, I was really laughing. But what about something so fun?

“I wonder if you said you were going out for a short time last night…”

“Ah~ What are you talking about? Yesterday, I went out to see some business.”

Aren’t there toilets here? Did I go out to pee? It just took a while. I said that, but Luna and Richie’s eyes looking at me weren’t that trusting.

Immediately after, the toilet was dragged by the elves with its hands tied with ropes. Even after being framed, he couldn’t pull out his sword and was called away. That’s why I hate being like a main character.

“It’s so peaceful, isn’t it?”

“”······.””

***

The fact that the toilet was pulled in the morning was out of the question. Tia and Stella followed the toilet, but they were restless because the toilet was locked up. But that’s not what we know. It felt good to think I wouldn’t see anything for the next few days.

Sitting on a bench in front of the inn, I was idly biting bread. Originally, it would be time to go to have breakfast now, but I didn’t go there on purpose because it seemed that if I went anyway, it would come up full of grass.

It wasn’t just me who didn’t go, Luna, Yui, and Richie all didn’t go either. No matter how unbalanced a person is, one cannot live by eating grass alone. So we all made a sandwich with meat on bread and ate it.

“You all look busy.”

It was a word from Luna, who was sitting next to me and chewing bread.

“It has to be.”

As if hunting the volcanic horned dragon wasn’t an empty word, the elves had been moving in perfect order since the second day. It’s to the point where we can see how hard we work and how hard we rest.

But since the World Tree told us to rest, I will take a break without noticing.

“How good would it be if I sold that potion?”

I licked my lips while looking at the box full of rattling potions. As I explained before, the potions weren’t cheap, but if you made that many, it must have been decided that you were going to hunt Volcano Kerala dragons a long time ago.

Other than that, there were many unusual things among the things that the elves moved.

Among them, a large bow carried by two elves in front of me. The bow that was large enough to remind me of my oversized sword was a weapon used by elves without cannons.

“How do you shoot a bow that big?”

“Well, I don’t think you’re going to shoot with it.”

To be honest, it seems difficult to hold and shoot. It’s because the size itself is bigger and thicker than the elf I’m already holding. Perhaps he fixed the bow on the floor and used it by pulling only the strings.

The line used for the demonstration was also very thick, so it looked like it would require a lot of strength just to pull it, but I wonder if the great warriors I saw yesterday would show more power than cannons if they use magic.

“If you’re curious, you can look at it in a few days.”

“Well… I guess so.”

It’s not long until the raid, so you can go and see it then. Maybe something fun will happen and we’ll see it sooner.

“More than that… I still can’t believe we came here to catch an S-class monster.”

“I am of the same opinion.”

“Me too···.”

Luna and Yui both seemed to agree with Riche’s hint. He met an elf overnight and was brought to Alfheim.

Furthermore, it was not a very strong A-class monster, but an S-class monster called a disaster. Even if there is a world tree of the same class, it is impossible not to be nervous. Especially if it was Luna and Yu who had seen the desert in the former marquis territory.

“Do you have any information this time?”

“Am I an encyclopedia?”

“He has more information than an encyclopedia.”

“Does that mean I’m smarter than an encyclopedia?”

“How do you look?”

If it were Luna or Yu, I would have been silent, but because of the character’s personality, Liche will most likely affirm whatever I say in the future. Even if shit could be made into gold. isn’t that a bit

“But do you think knowing would change anything?”

Of course, I also watched the World Tree episode, so it’s not that there isn’t information about the volcanic keratopsian. But if it was Arthur in the latter half or me now, it wouldn’t matter if I knew them with their current capabilities.

“It’s still better than not knowing.”

“I don’t know, but it must be there.”

“Is that enough…?”

“Isn’t that obvious?”

If you move one step, it’s a monster that creates a huge hole in its place, like a meteorite impact, but what can you do with knowing? When I went to look at the seal yesterday, the size of the volcanic keratinosaur reminded me of a huge mountain hundreds of meters tall.

Could such a monster be able to stop it with knowledge of the volcanic bombs spewing out of the vent?

It’s possible if you prepare properly. However, it is impossible with human technology. It would be possible with the dwarf’s technology, but there’s no time to prepare something like that. It’s a fact that I only made Luna’s weapon and came to teleport.

“Rather than that. You’d better worry about what you’re going to do with your time.”

In the original work, even if there was an Arthur who was weaker than a toilet bowl, he managed somehow. Even if we leave it alone, it will flow smoothly, do we really need to worry and worry?

Now what to do to pass the time is more important. There are still 6 days until the start of the raid, but if I just sit around and pass the time like this, I’ll be bored even if 2 more days pass.

When everyone is seriously worrying, I’m alone with my arms crossed and thinking seriously.

“Hmm? Isn’t that Luke?”

“ok?”

Weapon Master Gideon. He passed in front of us, saw me, and stopped.

“Why are you here?”

“I was bored and thinking about what to do.”

“hahahaha! You mean too? Actually, since I came here, I have nothing to do, so I train every day.”

After all, you have to be at level S to understand my thoughts. Is boredom a serious matter? Isn’t it common to see novels? Those who want death in the boredom of eternal life. To prevent that from happening, you need to manage your boredom levels well.

“How about it? I was on my way to training to check the seal, but if you’re bored, would you like to accompany me?”

“A bit of training.”

“Even if you don’t train, it’s probably more fun to hunt monsters than to kill in a boring place like this.”

Certainly… persuasive. Come to think of it, I have a monster I must fight. The monster that threw stones at me yesterday. I can’t remember the name, and I must find and kill that monkey-like bastard.

In the previous life, throwing a clothes hanger was also a motive for murder, but throwing a stone would not be an attempted murder. It’s time to show the fucking monkeys that justice lives.

With Luna thinking of passing it on to the Weapon Master and returning it to auto-nurture, we followed Gideon to the sealed place we saw yesterday. At the place they arrived at, Gideon, who had been skimming through the tombstone, suddenly frowned.

“Well?”

His expression became more serious than I had ever seen before. I was curious as to why he was staring at the tombstone, so I checked it out.

“Five.”

Three lines barely visible on the tombstone. Judging from the traces, it seems that he tried to slash with a sharp weapon, but judging by the fact that he did not attack the same spot three times, but drew three lines, it seems that he was using a weapon like a claw.

Fortunately, there didn’t seem to be any major problems, but the important thing is that someone tried to break the tombstone. I don’t know what will happen if one of the many tombstones is broken, but there will probably be a problem with the seal. The culprit seemed to be aiming for it.

‘Is the culprit guilty?’

That’s why it’s a problem. The moment I thought Kuk-kuk, Yui pulling on the sleeves of my clothes.

“Lu, Mr. Luke over there…”

Yui pointed her finger at the back of the tombstone, but when she turned to the side of the tombstone to see what was there, the corpse of an elf that had been hidden by the tombstone came into view.

“Wow! A corpse!”