My ex is a queen, I'm on fire - Chapter 328 327, let’s be funny first!

“Haitang, you don’t believe in Teacher Chen’s character!”

“If you have to go to the hotel so late, of course you have to talk about work!”

Chen Wenhan said seriously.

“Going to the hotel so late to talk about work?”

Jiang Haitang looked at Chen Wenhan speechlessly. She wanted to ask him if he believed this.

“As an artist, apart from the airport, there is also a hotel. If you are photographed outside, it will cause unnecessary trouble. It’s like today I just talked about the Spring Festival Gala with Mr. Su.”

Chen Wenhan put on a helpless expression, and also explained the trending topics about himself and Su Mo.

After all, he planned to keep the second princess Tongda in a fish pond, so he still had to modify his image appropriately.

Whether she believes it or not is one thing, but Chen Wenhan has to do the work that needs to be done.

“Teacher Su, are you going to attend the Spring Festival Gala?”

As expected, Jiang Haitang started chatting along Chen Wenhan’s topic.

“uh-huh!”

Chen Wenhan nodded: “She is our country’s most famous pianist in the world. The last Spring Festival Gala is not too much.”

“Of course it’s not too much.”

“I even think that if Teacher Chen hadn’t stepped in, maybe Teacher Su wouldn’t have agreed to the invitation to the Spring Festival Gala.”

“You understand Teacher Su.”

Chen Wenhan smiled. Based on his understanding of Su Mo, if he hadn’t sent the invitation, the other party might not have agreed.

While talking, the car had stopped at the entrance of Tianyu Hotel.

“I’ll send you the promotional song for Tongda Mobile later.”

Chen Wenhan said before getting off the car.

“Has it been written?” Jiang Haitang expressed surprise.

“There is a piece of music that seems quite suitable. I’ll check it out after I’m done.”

Chen Wenhan said perfunctorily, and then waved goodbye to Jiang Haitang.

five minutes later.

Chen Wenhan, carrying two boxes of red wine, appeared at the door of room 1919, but before he could ring the doorbell, Lin Nian opened the door wearing a black suspender nightgown. The nightgown was relatively short, and Lin Nian’s slender and straight legs were exposed. The white eyes were dazzling, and Chen Wenhan’s eyes were unconsciously attracted.

“A gift for me?”

Seeing Chen Wenhan carrying two exquisite wooden boxes, Lin Nian asked doubtfully.

“So be it.”

Chen Wenhan entered the room and closed the door.

“wine?”

Chen Wenhan put the box on the ground, and Lin Nian saw that he was holding red wine.

“A friend gave it to me. He said it was produced in his own wine estate. It’s very delicious. We can have some in a while.”

As Chen Wenhan spoke, he opened one of the boxes. Each box contained two bottles of red wine, as well as a decanter, two goblets and a corkscrew.

Many red wines are actually paired in this way when they are sold, which can give consumers the feeling that they are taking advantage. After all, the money spent on buying red wine can get a decanter, a corkscrew and a stemware in vain. The wool comes from the sheep, and red wine is incredibly profitable.

In another time and space, live streaming is popular, but as long as the host sells red wine, there is a high probability that the conscience is broken, especially the kind of host who sells a bottle of red wine for 19.9, just block it, no matter how hyped it is, in fact It’s all about technology and hard work, and the cost is at most three or four yuan, with the bulk of it being the bottles and packaging.

But the red wine given by Jiang Wenzhu was genuine. Chen Wenhan had already tasted it when we were eating, and it tasted really good.

“I wanted to go out to eat, but I’m just too lazy to do it. How about we order takeout?”

Lin Nian took Chen Wenhan’s arm and asked with a smile.

“Are you too lazy to move?”

Chen Wenhan raised his eyebrows: “That’s not possible. I’m very tired today. I plan to let you move on your own!”

“I’m telling you something serious!”

Lin Nianjiao, who understood instantly, let out an angry sound.

“What I’m talking about is serious business!” Chen Wenhan spread his hands innocently.

“Yeah, Teacher Chen is so serious~!”

Lin Nian snorted, opened the “Hungry Bar” and ordered takeout.

“Crayfish, skewers, fried chicken”

“The calories seem to be too high. Well, it seems that it will be fine after just one meal.”

Lin Nian whispered while looking at the delicious food in the picture.

For female celebrities, eating late night snacks is indeed a very luxurious thing.

“Just order it if you want. I don’t mind you being fat.”

“Go take a shower first”

Chen Wenhan took off his clothes and walked into the bathroom.

However, he had just finished washing halfway when Lin Nian sneaked into the shower room: “The takeout order is finished, please note that it will be delivered in an hour.”

“Then what?”

Chen Wenhan, who already understood, asked clearly.

“Is one hour enough?”

Lin Nian squatted down as he spoke, and the next moment, his mouth was filled with something.

on Monday.

The second review of language programs.

Since he contributed two sketch scripts, Chen Wenhan participated in the review this time as a language program director.

“Teacher Chen, there is a pair of crosstalk actors named Wang Degang and Bai Qian on the second review list today. I heard that they were recommended by you?”

Jiang Jing, the person in charge of language programs, asked, holding the program materials to be reviewed.

“yes.”

Chen Wenhan nodded and did not deny it.

“Teacher Chen, do you know their background?” Jiang Jing asked with a sullen face.

“I know, a crosstalk actor.”

“Running a cross talk club that is not very profitable.” Chen Wenhan replied.

Jiang Jing said solemnly: “They are not cross talk actors within the system!”

“So?” Chen Wenhan asked.

Jiang Jing didn’t say anything, but his gloomy face said everything. The crosstalk actors in the Spring Festival Gala can only come from within the system. This is a rule. They have even divided the fruits privately. Who will be on this year and who will be on next year? It has been secretly agreed upon. Since everyone is of similar skill level, we will take turns showing up on the Spring Festival Gala to increase our presence and popularity, so that we can make money through cheating in the future.

But Chen Wenhan suddenly recommended two folk artists, which made Jiang Jing very unhappy.

“Director Hu, is there a rule in the Spring Festival Gala that folk artists cannot attend?”

Seeing Jiang Jing not speaking, Chen Wenhan turned to look at Hu Guomin again.

“Of course there is no such regulation. The only criterion for review is the quality of the program. Of course, the artist cannot have any stains!”

Hu Guomin immediately stated that he was the one who dragged Chen Wenhan to help with the language program, so he naturally wanted to support Chen Wenhan.

“The review will start soon. Let’s watch the show!” Zhu Yaohua, who was friends with Jiang Jing, came out to smooth things over and winked at Jiang Jing.

“As Director Hu said, the quality of the program determines everything.”

Jiang Jing said something and crossed her shoulders with her hands, as if she wanted to see how good the two folk artists were.

Review begins.

The actors took the stage one after another.

First there were two sketch programs, and then there was a program by a pair of crosstalk actors from the Railway Art Troupe.

Jiang Jing himself is also an actor in the railway art troupe, and also serves as the deputy leader. He naturally has to take care of his own people. He has even made up his mind that this year’s three cross talk programs will have this person on stage. A place for two people.

So after the two of them finished their performance, Jiang Jing took the lead in nodding in affirmation.

“Not bad.”

“This cross talk is very innovative!”

Zhu Yaohua was also very supportive.

Hu Guomin did not express his opinion, because in his opinion, the show just now can only be regarded as a satisfactory cross talk, a praise type of cross talk, without too many baggage, and some of the baggage is even embarrassing.

Chen Wenhan couldn’t help but shook his head. After watching the performance just now, he suddenly remembered the scene depicted in a cross talk by Lao Guo.

A pair of comedians wearing suits and ties, touching their red mouths and raising their backs, were impassioned and inducing to urinate.

The pair of crosstalk actors just now really meant something like that.

But it’s not their fault, because the cross talk at the Spring Festival Gala in previous years was all this way, they were just catering to the stage.

“Teacher Chen, do you have a different opinion?”

Seeing Chen Wenhan shaking his head aside, Jiang Jing couldn’t help but ask.

“No, I just feel like I have a little less baggage.”

“As for cross talk, you still have to make the audience laugh. I just observed that none of the staff on site laughed.”

Chen Wenhan spread his hands: “I can only say that the intention of this program is good. After all, it praises this era.”

“that’s enough!”

Jiang Jing retorted with a dark face: “This is the stage of the Spring Festival Gala. What we need is this kind of program. It can’t be just funny!”

“But if the cross talk isn’t funny, then isn’t it too funny?”

Chen Wenhan shrugged. As a person with cheats, he would naturally not be used to so-called artists like Jiang Jing.

Pretending to be coquettish with others, relying on your elders and showing off to others, he doesn’t care, that won’t work with him!

Jiang Jing opened her mouth, but was speechless.

Crosstalk is originally a type of comedy, and its purpose is to entertain the public and make people laugh.

Therefore, there is nothing wrong with what Chen Wenhan said.

“Let’s continue watching the show!”

“I’ll wait until I watch everyone’s performances before I comment.”

Zhu Yaohua stepped forward to smooth things over again, but by chance, it was Wang Degang and Bai Qian who were going to participate in the review next.

Being able to participate in the Spring Festival Gala review is a dream for both of them. Naturally, they cherish this opportunity very much and even made new coats for this review.

When the two men appeared at the audit site wearing long coats, the staff on site were a little surprised, and their attention was instantly attracted.

These staff members have participated in the Spring Festival Gala and some large-scale evening parties many times. They have seen many cross talk shows, but this is the first time they have seen someone wearing a coat on stage, so naturally they all feel very fresh.

The program prepared by Wang Degang and Bai Qian is called “Repay the Money”. It is a program created by the two for the Spring Festival Gala. It mainly satirizes those who borrow money but do not repay it.

The program lasted about twenty minutes and was full of baggage. The staff on site were amused many times.

“This program is really good, quite new, and it also has a sense of irony!”

Hu Guomin commented that he was quite satisfied with the program between the two, especially when compared with the crosstalk actors from the Railway Art Troupe, the advantages of Wang Degang and Bai Qian’s program became even more obvious.

Chen Wenhan only recommended the two to Hu Guomin but did not provide program support. This program was created by Wang Degang and Bai Qian themselves.

But the effect of the show surprised even Chen Wenhan. Firstly, this book is good. Not only does it have a lot of baggage, but it also returns to the satirical nature of cross talk. Secondly, Wang Degang and Bai Qian performed well. The two have solid basic skills, stable performances, and good coordination. It’s also seamless.

However, Jiang Jing and Zhu Yaohua’s expressions were not very good-looking, especially Jiang Jing. He curled his lips and had a dark face the whole time. Originally, he was showing an attitude that Wang Degang and Bai Qian said was not funny.

But it’s useless if he doesn’t laugh. Dozens of staff on site are laughing, which speaks volumes.

“It’s just average, let’s go to the next show!”

Jiang Jing made a cold comment and was about to turn the page.

“Lao Jiang, I think this program is good. It focuses on social issues and has a lot of baggage.”

Hu Guomin liked Wang Degang and Bai Qian’s program very much, and had even decided in his heart that the program between the two must be on the Spring Festival Gala, so he took the initiative to express his attitude to Jiang Jing.

At the same time, these words also sounded like a warning. He was warning Jiang Jing not to mess around. Everything must be done according to the rules. He couldn’t just say it was okay!

Jiang Jing naturally understood what Hu Guomin meant. He frowned slightly but did not answer.

“Look down first!”

Zhu Yaohua once again smoothed things over.

The next few programs are all sketches, but they don’t have much baggage, and the completion of the works can only be described as average.

Since there were several shows of this level in succession, Chen Wenhan was even tired of watching them, and the staff on site lost the enthusiasm they had when Wang Degang and Bai Qian performed before, and were very quiet.

“The next program is “Today’s Happiness”.”

Zhu Yaohua, who was holding the review program materials, underestimated in a low voice.

At this time, the staff had completed the simple scenery. Next, Shen Yun, Ai Guoqiang, and Wu Xiaoxiao began their performances.

The actors who participated in the second trial before were all older, and even forty years old was considered young. Therefore, when they saw Shen Yun and the three on-site staff, they felt very fresh, and at the same time, their inner expectations were not aroused.

What kind of sketch can three young people make?

Will it be particularly embarrassing?

With these questions, the staff watched the performances of Qi Shen Yun and the others.

Soon bursts of laughter erupted at the review site, and some staff who had a low-pitched laughter even laughed so hard that they couldn’t straighten their backs.

Hu Guomin, who was sitting at the review table, was also smiling. The screenwriters and assistant directors of the two language programs laughed without caring about the image.

Jiang Jing and Zhu Yaohua were the only ones at the scene without smiles on their faces. They really couldn’t laugh because it was clearly written in the program information that the script of this program was written by Chen Wenhan.

The two people’s ideas were seriously inconsistent with his, so they watched the program of Shen Yun and the others with prejudice and even hostility in their hearts. Naturally, they couldn’t laugh.

“OK!”

“The Spring Festival Gala needs such a funny show!”

When Shen Yun and the others left the stage, Hu Guoguo immediately started praising them. Before Shen Yun and the others came on the stage, there had been about a dozen sketches, but they were not too heavy, and several of them were main theme sketches.

In terms of funnyness, no one can compare with “Today’s Happiness”. What’s even more valuable is that this program is not just funny, it also explores the topic of “what is happiness”. While it is funny, it also sublimates the theme. It will make you want to complain. Not easy to spray!