My portable gaming girlfriend - Prologue - unorthodox love comedy style wake up

Wanting to have a girlfriend, I think this is the dream of many single men in reality.

You can avoid your loneliness, you can be cared for by others, you can share your joys, sorrows and joys together, and if you speak more revealingly, you can vent your accumulated desires in daily life.

The increasingly unbalanced male-to-female ratio has made the problem of male mate selection more serious, so it is only natural to think that words such as single dog and dead fat house will appear.

“A Yuan?”

I can feel a lot of brightness through my eyelids, and it seems to be morning now. But it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t affect me to stay in bed and feel life. After all, too many things have happened recently.

The reality is neither a game nor an animated novel manga. It is a pity that the development of the kind of beautiful girl from heaven who doesn’t care about your situation and actively reposts is impossible.

I, Shi Yuanxing, use my own experience as a guarantee that a beautiful girl in reality will not take the initiative to reciprocate, nor will she take the initiative to like you, and it does not mean anything to take the initiative to talk to you or smile at you.

Because you are not tall, rich and handsome, the reality is cruel, and you have to talk about the Basic Law even if you post it backwards.

This is just the inherent state of beautiful girls in the class. They are like this to everyone, giving people the impression that they are cheerful and lively and suitable for friends.

“I said A Yuan…”

You are not special, and such things as misunderstanding and confession can only be said to be self-inflicted by the three major illusions in life.

Sadly, real girls don’t jump for joy over a crepe or macaron, and certainly don’t thank you for a trip to the aquarium or amusement park.

They are not ignorant mobile library nuns or flame sword warriors who have separated from real life for a certain righteousness or mission.

It’s not a little girl who doesn’t know anything about artificial intelligence or an elf named Toka who suddenly crosses from the computer game world or other planes.

Not to mention the childhood sweetheart with MAX favorability at the beginning, or the heavenly harem who was destined to be with you by the constraints of a contract.

“Ayuan…wake up.”

After all, it is a stupid behavior to use these things that people have been tired of playing since childhood to please real girls.

To sum up, self-generated electricity or right-hand lovers are always the biggest harm to a house or a single dog, not because of the words themselves, anyone can do this kind of behavior, the biggest harm is that for the above two kinds of people, they can only do these.

Hmm…Thinking about it makes me feel very sad. As one of them, I have a deep understanding. Shen Qing’s attitude towards me shows the cruelty of reality.

This is the real real beauty girl…

However, for the current era, the rapid development of the information society and the expansion of virtual reality represented by VR and AR have alleviated the current situation of Azhai and single dogs to a certain extent.

The emergence of artificial intelligence and smart companions has brought a little fun to people’s always-empty daily life. As long as you have a little source of money, you can always tailor a smart companion for yourself to accompany you all the time, relieve loneliness and enrich your inner life. .

Smart companion = empathetic, virtual girlfriend is a good choice. However, AI is just AI after all. Well-designed algorithms and programs cannot fully satisfy the emotional life of human beings.

“Wake up!”

So why did it feel like someone was calling me all the time? Or a girl’s voice?

“…Ayuan… If you don’t wake up, I’m going to play a prank on you!”

It seemed to be a very familiar feeling. I stretched out my hand from the quilt and scratched my head.

“A Yuan, your hand has passed through my body…”

What body.

Wait, this voice…

I suddenly opened my eyes and saw the girl propped above me… Her hair was hanging down and brushing my cheek, although I didn’t feel anything.

“cherry?”

“Ayuan! Good morning!”

She smiled brightly. Speaking of which, I do have an artificial intelligence brought out from the game world, and it is also my girlfriend…

Today’s enlightenment seems to be over, and fundamentally, Sakura’s existence seems to have slapped myself in the face?

“Good morning…wrong! Why is Sakura in my bed!…and why is she naked!”

The beautiful girl in front of me is naked, her long cherry pink hair just like her name smoothly slides down from her forehead, the looming pupils below meet my eyes directly, her snow-white skin looks like silk on her face under the sun. The small and cute face shows the special nature of her doppelganger, at least not from this country.

Sakura just lay flat on the bed with me, and I swallowed, is life really like a play? Why are you naked! Where did the standard plot of the light novel come from?

Tamagawa Sakura – This super cute girl is a self-aware artificial intelligence that I brought out from a game not long ago. It was a wonderful experience, even now I don’t have the real feeling, there may be artificial intelligence like her in other games and it may cause a series of problems.

After going through a lot, that crisis can be considered a satisfactory solution. It is unbelievable that Sakura Tamagawa finally became my “game girlfriend” in reality.

“Because… the only thing that was extracted from the game was me, and there was no way to bring out the clothes. Ah Yuan, did you forget? Didn’t the boss just explain it to you yesterday?” I figured out my own girlfriend’s clothes. ‘What?”

I don’t know when my “game girlfriend” also called Su You this way, but this is not the point, after all, compared to the earth-shaking changes in my life, this kind of thing can almost be ignored.

So why did things turn out like this——

“Ah… yes, there is indeed such a thing.”

This starts with Sakura being stored in the ‘Garden of Eden’. At that time, Sakura was emotionally unstable because I was not around, and would go berserk as long as the data was activated.

Under my repeated requests, the boss—Su You agreed to let her come to my side—that is, adding some functions to Sakura’s data so that it can be displayed on my microcomputer.

For this reason, I borrowed money and paid in advance for next month’s living expenses to buy a contact lens-style microcomputer.

It is said to be a ‘microcomputer’, but in fact, the calculation function of this contact lens is not very strong, and it is mainly used as a display screen.

If you’re doing a lot of computing, you need to communicate with other powerful microcomputers — in my case, the microcomputer on the wrist.

Then, presumably while I was sleeping, the program was installed without knowing it.

Although it is indeed a very eye-catching thing for Sakura to have no clothes now, but…

“Doesn’t Ah Yuan like it? Is it because I’m not plump enough?”

She said and rubbed her breasts, looking confused.

“No no no, a c-cup is enough for me! It’s just…”

It’s just that such a virtual body, which can only be seen but not touched, is also a kind of torture for me!

“Just what?”

There is no sense of shame in Sakura’s words and deeds at all, and she doesn’t even deliberately cover up some parts that are too irritating to minors…

“It’s just… don’t move around anymore! If this goes on, you will be seen all over!”

Especially the way he is sitting up now, after all, it is impossible for virtual images to interact with real objects, so the quilt that could barely cover his body before also passed through directly.

Fortunately, the overlap between the lower body and the quilt mattress was not completely shown in front of me.

“It doesn’t matter what A Yuan wants to see. I used to belong to A Yuan physically and mentally, although I can’t call it a body now. But just doing the movements so that A Yuan can happily masturbate while watching is completely fine. .”

After finishing speaking, Sakura deliberately moved her hands on her chest and made a very tempting POSS.

“Stop! It’s so exciting in the morning, girls should wear clothes, find something to wear quickly. Sakura, are you okay, why do you feel like your whole body has changed?”

When did my girlfriend become like this? And where did she learn these strange words?

“Have it?”

“Don’t you realize it yourself!”

“Maybe, after all, I am the self-aware artificial intelligence that you call Ayuan. I remember every save and read thing in the previous world. I really want to do something during this period. Failed, as if that was the only way I could be.”

Sakura tilted her head thoughtfully, but of course she didn’t intend to cover her chest.

“How should I put it, in my original world I should be in a very unfree state, I was stipulated what ‘I’ should look like, I can only be ‘me’, what kind of character, what kind of reaction , it’s all stipulated, even if I have those memories, I can’t act against it. But now that feeling seems to have completely disappeared, and I can be my true self and express my emotions freely!”

This should be the limitation of the game system itself on the character setting. I think the boss also mentioned this phenomenon. The extracted AI is very different from the character set in the original setting.

But if this is the case, what happened to the formatting phenomenon similar to data collapse caused by Sakura in the end? After leaving the game, she herself didn’t seem to know why she could do that kind of thing.

For fragmentation beyond the system, ask the boss next time.

“It was Ayuan who saved me. Ayuan is my boyfriend, so I belong to Ayuan. Ayuan can do whatever he wants to me. This is my will now.”

“I’m sorry…it’s really hard for you, if I could meet you sooner…”

Sakura, who was restricted by the system, experienced everything I could not imagine. This made me feel a little distressed, and subconsciously raised my hand to touch her head.

But it wasn’t until I went through her pink hair that I realized that I couldn’t even provide this level of comfort.

“No, A Yuan, I am already very happy to meet you.”

Perhaps aware of my loss, Sakura took the initiative to adjust her body to meet my hand hanging in mid-air.

“Sakura…you…”

“How is it? Ah Yuan is very moved, isn’t it?”

“Go find something to wear!”

“Eh? Why, this touching moment, don’t you understand the romance of two people who can’t meet and embrace each other through time and space?”

Sakura puffed up her cheeks angrily and raised her head to stare at me resentfully.

“Yes, I was almost touched just now! If you leaned over the head!”

“There is no difference between the head and the chest? They are all part of my body.”

“Anyway, this won’t work! Since you say you are mine, then listen to me and put on some clothes! Every day like this, my nutrition can’t keep up!”

After all, is there any essential difference between what I do and the single dogs? It’s even more pitiful to generate electricity for a virtual “girlfriend” that only you can see for the time being! Although I know Sakura is different…

“Since A Yuan said so, I don’t have any objections. But I have a request.”

“ask?”

“Well, I hope Ah Yuan can choose clothes for me personally.”

This is really hard for me. I am a straight man, why should I choose clothes for girls?

“In Sakura Story, I have always only had school uniforms and daily dresses, and now I don’t even have these two. So I hope I can change into several different styles of clothes. By the way, as long as A Yuan chooses I like all the clothes.”

Sakura can trust me like this, and I can’t tell whether it’s a good thing or a bad thing. If she didn’t choose clothes for her, it seemed that she would really stay naked like this forever, and she would never offer to wear clothes.

“I will consider this matter, but Sakura, can you turn your head now?”

“Why?”

Sakura tilted her head slightly, looking at me.

“I need to change clothes.”

“Why do you want me to turn my head when it’s just changing clothes? Could it be that as a girlfriend, I can’t see the scene of A Yuan changing clothes? Or is it that A Yuan hates me so quickly? Ah, I know, it must be the thief The fishy cat seduced Ah Yuan, right…”

So what exactly did Sakura learn! Is the stealing cat referring to Shen Qing? Impossible, absolutely, even if all the men in the world are dead, I am confident that the young lady with bad personality will not come to seduce me.

But as soon as this idea came out, I felt a little lost… After all, it is indeed a bloody fact.

“Anyway, I can’t! Even if it’s a virtual girlfriend that only I can see…”

“A Yuan called me ‘girlfriend’…”

Sakura muttered to herself.

Happy to be happy, but I didn’t expect her character to be so different from that in the game——

“And I’m going to take a shower, even though you are a virtual body, please don’t come in casually…”

It’s almost like being haunted…Of course I can’t really tell her that, but it’s really scary.

“That is to say, can’t you see A Yuan’s body? Although I am a little embarrassed, I really want to—”

Where are you embarrassed? I’m almost drooling, don’t look at me like that!

“Okay, okay, let’s get out!”

Damn, what’s so good about a virtual body, it can’t do anything at all.

Don’t know how those who use the ‘smart companion’ put up with this. Probably the only way to buy a bionic robot? But that is too expensive, and it is not affordable by ordinary people…

Because today is the weekend and we don’t have classes, I wisely turned off all the sensor functions in the microcomputer except for sound capture while taking a shower, and Sakura was angry for a long time because of this.

“I thought about it… If you need to buy clothes for the virtual character, you can go to the virtual clothing store to choose…”

The virtual clothing store is located in the “virtual world”, which is a virtual world on the Internet that exists and exists specially for human avatars.

Just because dressing and beauty are probably the basic needs of human beings (especially women), countless different styles of clothing were born.

In the era of artificial intelligence and virtual reality, most brands have virtual clothing stores, one is for online fitting services, and the other is to provide clothes for human avatars—even if you buy them in the “virtual world” It is also a hundred times cheaper than in reality, which can satisfy people’s vanity to a certain extent.

But I still think my aesthetic will ruin Sakura if I choose the clothes myself. It stands to reason that this kind of thing should be a reference between girls, right?

But neither Sakura nor I have a female friend who can give her a reference…

Wait, if you’re talking about women, there’s someone you can ask for…

Although I really didn’t want to ask her, but——I glanced at Sakura who was still naked and didn’t care about my gaze.

For the sake of the little angel, I had to go!

I walked towards the ‘forbidden area’ and finally stopped in front of the dark red wooden door.

The owner of this restricted area is a person named “Canyue”, which sounds strange, but this is just her screen name. Wanyue is a netizen I met not long ago, or a bad friend, the kind of existence that shows friendship by attacking and despising each other. Of course, in almost most cases, I was ridiculed unilaterally.

Especially after knowing Wan Yue’s true identity, this one-sided situation became even more obvious.

After all, this Wanyue, who is completely consistent with an otaku in terms of language and interests, is actually a classmate of mine in the university, and Shen Qing, a famous Bingshan beauty in the whole school, thinks about the reality of the world. Big joke, I joined the occult organization for some reason and now live under the same roof as her.

To put it bluntly, it is cohabitation. If other students know about it, it will not only be explosive news – shocking! The little-known otaku on campus actually shares the same room with the famous Bingshan beauty, living an indescribable life every day! Please spare me such reports… My normal life will explode along with it.

We are just ordinary netizens, and we don’t really live in the same room. Your goddess is actually a poisonous house girl who likes beautiful girl games like GALGAME! This explanation should not be believed by anyone…

Please forgive me… I sighed deeply.

Anyway, Sakura is waiting in my room. Due to surveillance, Shen Qing’s computer is connected to mine, which means she can also see Sakura. In view of the relationship between the two of them and Sakura’s current state… it’s better not to ask Sakura to appear at this time.

Just knock on the door and ask, don’t be so nervous…

However, just as I was about to put my hand down, the door suddenly opened in front of me.

Shen Qing, with short brown hair and one bang covering her eyes, only wearing a black bra and underwear, just appeared in front of me sleepily, without any warning. Her hand didn’t even come down, and we both froze at the same time.

“Tsk… what are you doing here? Didn’t you tell me not to get close!”

After a few seconds, she realized that she was troublesome, and raised a hand to cover her chest casually…but her lower body didn’t try to hide it at all.

“I… I just asked you something, who knew you would open the door suddenly!”

Compared with Ying Shenqing, she is obviously taller, and she doesn’t have that fleshy and cute feeling. They are completely different temperaments. However, the large expanses of equally fair skin were so violently visible in front of me, it was still so dazzling that it made me dizzy. Perhaps it is because she usually has a good diet adjustment, and her slender limbs and tight waist have no excess fat at all.

“Who cares about you, haven’t you seen enough? You’re blocking me from getting the courier.”

Sure enough, even if this kind of plot happened in reality, it would not be a good thing. It is impossible to shout shyly and call arrogantly, and finally become a harem.

Shen Qing just choked back my idea of ​​asking her for help with trash-looking eyes and calm words.

“You…how do you dress like this?”

“Do I need to care about others where I live? How I dress is my freedom, right? Get out of the way when you’ve seen enough, virgin.”

“…”

Originally, I just wanted to tell her to go back and get dressed, but it seems that I didn’t have this idea at all, it’s better to say that she didn’t treat me as a person of the opposite sex at all. It was not so much a random meeting with a full of lust early in the morning, it was more like the same dormitory came out of the shower and bumped into each other. It really deserves to be a bad friend, even I would look forward to the unfolding of a romantic comedy.

“Also, I shouldn’t have interfered in your private life, but since Sakura is already in your computer, she can also directly see the things you have saved, downloaded and browsed in all your accounts, leaving the “Sakura Story” system The limited things she comes into contact with at the beginning can determine the direction of her character in the future, you’d better pay attention to lock up those messy things.”

After she finished speaking, she walked away quickly without looking back.

This situation is really bad. But her figure is also very good, slender and slender, but her chest is flatter.

wrong! That’s not the point! After all, I am an 18-year-old virgin with a normal body, Shen Qing can only refer to some indescribable small movies and small websites… Is it because of me that Sakura became like this? ? ? ?

Why didn’t you remind me earlier! It’s probably too late…and I’m totally missing the point…

“A Yuan?”

Oops, Sakura’s voice came from the earphones. Fortunately, she doesn’t know the situation here… Otherwise, I really don’t know how to explain it.

I’m really guilty, the cute little angel was led astray by me and turned into a lustful succubus… I’m sorry for you Sakura…

Back in the room, Sakura looked at me worriedly.

“Why is Ah Yuan’s face so pale, is he injured?”

She keenly discovered the problem… Sure enough, at this time, only an understanding girlfriend can give me comfort, although my personality has changed.

“It’s all right…”

“A Yuan like this worries me a lot.”

Hey, laughing and saying you’re worried or something, it’s weird no matter how you look at it? After all, I can’t forget the last scene of “The Story of Falling Cherry Blossoms”…

No matter how gentle and lovely she is, it’s not that simple.

Suddenly, an icon indicating important new information popped up in the field of vision.

[Su You: Are you there? 】

It’s a message from Su You… Is it an organizational matter? I simply replied with a ‘yes’. [Su You: No class today, right? There is a task for you. 】——In this way, the first mission came unexpectedly, and I met two beautiful girls who refused to wear clothes.