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00141 #6 – The Era of Heuksanhoe has arrived
#6 – The era of Black Mountain Society has arrived (16)
When I visited the Church of Intelligence, I was sad to just go back, so I received a few seeds of intelligence that boosted the intelligence for its original purpose.
It is a seed for scumbags with an intelligence of 20 or less, but of course it was given to Caesar.
I ate this and gave it to him hoping that he would become a normal person soon, but that intelligence must have led to the intelligence that made women feel free.
“Caesar. How do I date a girl?”
“I do not know. Women exist to dominate, not to date.”
“Have you seen this crazy macho bastard?”
There have been signs since the establishment of the macho cafe, but this guy’s female gang was just macho itself. It is no less than a woman’s enemy, who even cunningly rolls her head to create a favorable situation for her.
He has a good body and good brain, but he uses it to oppress and dominate women.
It was the result of reflecting the usual way of living, which regarded the weak as a tool for beating, exploiting, and dominating. I guess we have to do something about this guy’s personality.
“You seem to be in a good mood today. It seems like it’s been a long time since I’ve seen a boss chatting in the morning.”
Do you think this looks good?
you asshole
Anyway, my eyes aren’t that bad.
“… … .”
It seems that even the members of the bodyguard who made eye contact for some reason were thinking that they were the same head-to-head bodyguards as usual. Looking back, the ones who suffer the most these days are the apprentice assassins and them.
It is said that special training is continuing by semi-forced training as the fake mosaic girl, who is presumed to be an assassin, is growing in real time.
I asked with a little curiosity.
“What kind of special training are the SS members receiving these days?”
“These bugs are not yet competent enough to receive special training. We are replacing it with doubling our regular training.”
“Right. No, wait.”
If I hadn’t seen the SS members’ timetables by chance, I would have been able to skip it without risking anything else.
“The whole training time of these guys must have been 10 hours a day?”
“That’s right.”
“Two times that is 20 hours a day.”
“you’re right.”
“As an added bonus, security and security are on eight hours a day in three shifts.”
“yes.”
“Then these guys need 28 hours a day just for training and work, doesn’t it make sense physically?”
Caesar replied arrogantly, looking down at the guards with contempt.
“You can complete 20 hours of training in 10 hours.”
“… … .”
The world calls it special training.
you idiot
If this guy enters special training, it’s likely to lead to death.
“Would you like to go have breakfast?”
“not really. It’s too early for dinner.”
“I didn’t have anything to say and I just wanted to change the topic, so I just threw it out. I would have been in trouble if I really wanted to go.”
God, please turn this bastard into a human!
I think I’m going to die of cancer!
“Oh, Boss. Since an emergency meeting was held in each department, there was a message to deliver to the boss.”
Say it first!! Since the conversation is over, don’t throw it away like a non-trivial gossip by just thinking about it!!
When I hurriedly went to the meeting room, I found that the interior secretary and the intelligence chief had their faces turned red and they were stinging and swearing at each other in rage.
I’m so upset that I’m so excited that I don’t even look back when I come in.
“Are you here?”
Lidelaf, the commander of the Capital Defense Force, who was keeping his head cold, greeted me.
“What are these guys so mad about?”
“The Empire has proclaimed the establishment of the Falgia Allied Camp. In fact, it is the emergence of the Allied Forces with the banner of the Anti-Black Mountain Society. The Ministry of Intelligence is asking them to come up with a budget, saying that they need to look at their movements right away.”
“The Ministry of Home Affairs seems to have accidentally ripped off the budget, so they are raising their voices and pointing at each other.”
Anyway, the existing presidents were just trying hard to change the water, but it worked out.
Secretary-General of the Interior Pizan and Director-General of Intelligence Patry.
At least one of these two people will be able to hook it up with this update and send it off properly and put my man in his place.
“Listen, the Secretary-General of the Interior and the Secretary-General of Intelligence.”
The two of them abruptly stopped pointing and bowed their heads.
“I was greatly disappointed by the tumultuous behavior of the two presidents in charge of taking care of state affairs without voluntary coordination of opinions. You will have to pay the price for the uproar you have caused.”
The two men, startled by the news like a clear storm, tried to make excuses, but I raised my hand and refrained from speaking.
“Under my administration, if they raise their voices without properly arranging their opinions or accepting them as a confrontation, I will take it as a challenge to each other.”
“What does that mean?”
“Betting on the position, each proves that his or her claim is correct. The defeated lose their position and are demoted. This is a system that always holds true for bureaucrats of the same rank.”
If you can’t control your emotions and show tick-tick, you’re going to have a battle royale between the two of them. I quickly assigned the quest to the two confused presidents.
“A budget of 500,000 gold is allocated to the intelligence chief. If you don’t get any meaningful results with this amount within a month, you will have to resign as the intelligence chief.”
“Excuse me, but with 500,000 gold…”
“stop. It is the greatest and last mercy that I can bestow on your incompetence. I will no longer listen to any objections or excuses.”
I’m the king, what are you going to do?
If it’s black, it should be black.
“I order the Secretary-General to oversee internal affairs for one month without increasing administrative manpower or allocating additional budgets. You, too, should return the position of the Secretary-General of the Interior and step down when debts arise or work is incomplete.”
“oh…! It’s difficult. In a situation where the number of refugees who have already crossed over from the coalition camp is increasing…”
“stop. It is also the last mercy you can bestow on your incompetence. As long as you have established an alliance with other departments and set the banner of self-reliance, you will have to prove that you have that kind of ability.”
It doesn’t matter what the reason is.
Because the opportunity I’ve been waiting for has finally come.
On the way home from the meeting, Caesar suddenly asked.
“boss. The reason you gave me the seed of intelligence is because you hoped to learn that kind of political power.”
“different. You should learn the human mind before politics.”
“I have a human heart.”
Humans don’t say things like ‘I am human’ in a mechanical tone with such a cold expression. To be honest, even a broken Android would look more human than you.
“If you really had a human heart, it would be quite different from what you have now. Unless it is invisible to my eyes, you do not have a human heart.”
“All right. I will obey the boss’s orders. So where can we learn the human mind?”
“Go around in moderation, listen to other people’s petty requests, and try to get a word of thanks. Then, even a cold-hearted person like you will have a sense of humanity.”
Caesar seemed to be in deep trouble.
Hmm…
I’m worried about the assassin wandering around, so should I take him with me?
“Take the Mosaic too.”
“Which mosaic are you talking about?”
“both.”
With this, Caesar and the three bags of fakes and real mosaic girls were put away. Even though I was in the game, I felt liberated as if I was on vacation after being freed from excessive work.
To be honest, when I’m with them, I don’t play games, I feel like I’m being bullied.
I’m not going to work for a while on the pretext of testing the intelligence chief and the secretary-general, and I’m sure I’ll have more time to spare.
“Reena. I’m going out in disguise today. You, too, be careful not to go unnoticed today.”
“Don’t worry, boss! Like an assassin, Lina always pays attention to the boss’s safety!”
Saying that, she puts on a pink robe.
…and you didn’t realize it either.
“Reena. Pink stands out too much.”
“Okay, boss! All witnesses need to be eliminated!”
“It’s not okay at all. Are you going to turn the capital into a sea of blood?”
I pushed in my drab gray robes.
“Change.”
“Boo. Too bad, boss… Even Lina sometimes wants to dress like a girl.”
“I don’t care what you wear as long as you’re inside the robe.”
So Lina starts to say that it doesn’t make any sense.
Oh, it’s noisy.
When he reached out his hand, he reflexively raised his head.
“It’s getting a little quieter now.”
“Ugh. Boss, you are cowardly.”
When you tickle your chin, you make an angry expression.
When he tickles his chin after completing his training, he seems to be helpless and unable to speak.
Feeling a strange sense of immorality and achievement, she changed Lina’s robe.
“It’s better. let’s go.”
“yes… … .”
I went out on the street with Lina, who became obedient like a sheep.
I didn’t have to worry about people recognizing me. As a disguise item, the appearance was changed to a completely different person.
Watching the fake mosaic woman imitate the real thing, I was able to naturally correct even the smallest details, such as the voice, as I learned one by one what parts to pay attention to in disguise.
“boss. It seems like it’s been a long time since the Adventurer’s Guild!”
“It’s sympathetic.”
“Are you meeting anyone?”
there is no advance
It’s not me who’s in a hurry, it’s the adventurers.
In the Adventurer’s Guild, famous parties collect money and rent a room on a monthly basis, which can be used for various purposes.
It is used as a stable residence for party members to unite, or as a strategic briefing room to prevent spying from the outside in the process of planning the next strategy.
You can easily receive cash by visiting such a room, talking a few words, giving a communication marble, and completing the transaction.
“This is the Taecheon Party briefing room. No outsiders are allowed. Please go back.”
A quick glance at the equipment will give you a rough estimate. Are these guys a heavy payer or a small payer who just enjoys playing games lightly?
If you have the impression that your equipment is too good for your skills and you do not know you are financially poor, you are a heavy biller. Just like the Taecheon Party in front of me right now.
It looks like crap, but the equipment almost covered the rare items.
“I have come to sell part of the direct jurisdiction under a secret order from His Majesty the King.”
“The royal family’s direct control!? That’s the king’s secret name!?”
“Don’t be too nervous, just take this communication ball.”
The conversation went smoothly. They can’t buy it because there aren’t any for sale, and there are plenty of gamers who want the land. If you stay in the Adventurer’s Guild while paying an expensive move-in fee, your financial resources are overflowing.
It’s cumbersome to push through, so I’ll give it to you at a reasonable price. A specific contract should be made through communication beads alone when no one sees it later.
You can’t exchange conversations about gamers, won, or dollars while Lina is staring at you.
“Let’s go back.”
“already!? You just sprinkled a hundred communication beads and you’re done!”
“why. Do you want to go play some more?”
“yes. Lina, I haven’t been able to play at all lately!”
“is it.”
I feel a little sorry for Lina. You’re still old enough to play around, but if you’re a subordinate like me, you’re only going to meet incredibly strong enemies.
It doesn’t really matter that Caesar is one year younger than Lina. I don’t care how big the boy is.
“What do you want to play with?”
“assassination!”
But the gameplay is terribly cruel.
“Maybe it means that you haven’t played at all lately…”
“right! There was absolutely no reason for Lina to assassinate!”
“… … .”
I forgot for a moment.
Before this guy was a cute girl, he was an assassin crazy about assassination.
“Boss, look at the streets! When members of the Black Mountain Society go around, everyone looks back with great envy. It is no exaggeration to say that the world is now a black mountain society!”
“It is.”
“So, can’t we just bury the assassination case lightly? huh? let me do it Yes?”
Don’t push yourself lightly to buy a toy.
heart is weak
But if you don’t allow this, isn’t it crooked that you don’t listen to me anymore?
“…only one person.”
“Wow! I really like the boss!”
Lina was engulfed in happy thoughts as she meticulously calculated in many ways whether this adventurer or that adventurer would be better with a recalled face like a fluttering child while shopping in the shopping mall.
I don’t know who the unfortunate victim will be, but I thought it was really pitiful and went with Lina’s shopping (?).
In the end, what was chosen was an unlucky guy who was uncomfortably handsome, had a good body, and had excellent equipment. Lina approached the man and bumped into him slightly.
“Ouch!”
As a bonus, he spilled a pocket full of money.
The man’s eyes widened.
I was even more surprised to see how quickly the money was recovered with such a small hand.
“I’m sorry, knight! I need to go urgently…”
“Do you need any help, kid?”
“yes! I’d love to help!”
Lina simply caught the adventurer and lured him into a deserted alleyway. I played along with Lina’s assassination game, blocked the way out with dryness, and revealed my presence.
“That’s it. It’s good to have the guts to step into my territory without fear.”
“Ugh. Something doesn’t feel right… Was it because she was a member of an aristocratic family? Well, it doesn’t matter. That’s because I was also smart with a 300 million won execution sword.”
The adventurer approached me with a sword worth 300 million won.
He was then stabbed in the throat by a dagger and died.
It is a death that is so pathetic that it is vain.
I don’t know why he died.
Lina was dissatisfied even after assassination in a short time.
“boss. The taste was not as good as I expected.”
“This is because adventurers these days have a lot of hollow chaff.”
“Eh… disappointing.”
[Lina killed Gamer Gundam. Due to party hunting and boss, king, absolute, and favorability bonuses, experience and rewards are shared at 50% efficiency.]
[As a gamer kill bonus, you acquire 10860 CP, which is 50% of the total CP invested in the gamer’s sheet.]
but what is this
Others only get 10% of the total CP, but 50% of them.
It seems like it was made to pretend that these benefits were actually given when I whined about a sniper patch after burying it in this update and giving it a sub-submarine patch.
‘her. One good head roll.’
It is safe to say that due to the nature of my play, there is virtually no need to carry other gamers around.
The main enemy is the NPC, and the field of activity is the ground.
The main enemies of other gamers are monsters, and their field of activity is underground, so if it wasn’t for Lina’s whim, they wouldn’t have known that this patch had happened.
I don’t know what to do, but I don’t know what to do. There’s no way there’s a gamer who can’t be afraid of me, right? If there is, it’s gamers belonging to the hostile camp, and there’s no way they’re going to die.
I returned to the palace without a second thought. I was lying around and used the in-game sleep function.
When you wake up in the royal palace, the events that happened the day before are roughly arranged and provided in the form of a report, and you can receive the reward written in the report whenever you read it.
I slept for only an hour and woke up and opened the report as if I was drinking milk or drinking milk every morning.
[Gamers belonging to the hostile camp were killed in large numbers due to the secret drug of the Kingdom Intelligence Agency. The boss, king, absolute, and loyalty bonuses share experience and rewards with an efficiency of 40%.]
[As a gamer kill bonus, you acquire 759960 CP, which is 40% of the total CP invested in the sheet of the gamer.]
It’s not the tasteless white milk, it’s like banana milk.
The report hit the jackpot.