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#Epilogue 08. What Wilhelm Meyer left behind
#Epilogue 08. What Wilhelm Meyer left behind
Even in the absence of the warm sunlight, Lina, with a bright expression on her face, approached with a single smile.
“boss! Lina has a present for you!”
“It’s a gift. You’re making a strange noise all of a sudden.”
“I’m sure the boss will be pleased!”
When I say this confidently, it makes me more anxious.
Aren’t you getting someone’s cut off wages?
However, not long ago, Caesar, who became the Demon King, said that he was congratulating him on his accession as a substitute and brought the blood-stained heart of Jesus Drake to his bedroom. As a result, the anxiety grew even more.
If you eat it raw, your life will increase by 1000 or something. The visuals are bad before the efficacy.
I don’t want to eat a heart that’s dripping with blood.
“Close your eyes!”
“i get it.”
I closed my eyes, trembling in fear of what shocking gift awaited.
In the next moment, a terrible pain ran through his body.
“!!”
Lina’s dagger pierced my heart.
“Hey, this… what are you doing?”
“Why a curse! There must be a curse to be destroyed…!”
“Oh… damn it.”
I forgot to put a curse on the Old Gods before killing them.
I’m sure I’m going to die for such an absurd reason.
The last time she saw Lina crying and taking out an elixir bottle, her eyes were dyed red.
[A pain the gamer cannot bear has been detected.]
[Immediately abort the connection.]
Keeping the sync ratio above 90% is crazy.
It is because the pain at the time of death is also passed down to 90%.
However, the top 100 gamers escaped that restriction.
Only a high synchronization ratio enables sophisticated play.
For this reason, top rankers maintain a high synchronization rate.
It is possible to earn a lot of popularity and money through successful play, but the pain of dying as a reward in return brings great aftereffects.
“Ha ha.”
I was mesmerized by the sudden sage mode and sighed, and the people around me screamed.
what? Someone in my house… No, this is a hospital.
Watching a nurse shiver in Busan because of her stupidity, the nurse brought the nurse, the nurse brought the doctor, the doctor brought the hospital director, and the hospital manager brought a suspicious man in a suit.
“… … .”
what are you doing these bastards
“Mr. Ho-Yeon Lee. Do you remember when you died in the labyrinth?”
“yes. But who are you?”
“This is James, the vice president of Labyrinth Industries, who created the labyrinth world.”
James, together with the doctors, focused on the part of my memory. Fortunately, there was no omission in my memory, and although an accurate diagnosis was required, it was concluded that it was safe to say that it was safe.
“Have you been in a coma for half a year?”
“It was going to be a disaster. As a result of measuring the pain coefficient at the time of death in the game, it is a miracle to have escaped the shock death due to cardiac arrest.”
“What was the coefficient of pain?”
“108,000.”
“yes?”
“108,000.”
“That was the maximum number of 100.”
“Lina’s attributes and skill stacks have recorded astronomical numbers, breaking even the pain suppression protector.”
“… … .”
It’s scary, Lina’s blow.
Have I ever raised such a monster?
“What happened to my sheet?”
“Of course it was torn.”
“ha…”
I expected it to be so, but hearing this in person made me feel even more bitter.
“We cannot cover the half-year damage caused by the lack of safety devices at the headquarters with material compensation, but we will provide maximum convenience if you wish.”
“Please return the torn sheet.”
“It doesn’t work.”
That’s pretty sweet pumpkin
“I know it’s rude to say something in this situation, but honestly, I think it’s fortunate that the sheet was torn from our side. I was a little scared because Hoyeon Lee’s game play was so good.”
“Oh yes.”
“I was going to kill him in the guise of an accident, but I’m really glad I didn’t have to go through such trouble. haha.”
That’s terribly disrespectful.
“Can he say that to me now?”
“What can’t be done? Thanks to this, the development of artificial intelligence for Android was successful and we were able to obtain the necessary data earlier than planned.”
“yes?”
“Lee Ho-yeon is a story you don’t need to know.”
“… … .”
then don’t talk
thick bastard
“If you look at the account, you will see huge sums of money that will make you live like a rich man for the rest of your life. If you wish, instead of reducing part of the compensation, we are willing to provide a certain amount of our stock.”
“That’s Okay. Because money is enough.”
“We will provide you with a lot of perks for creating the next character, but can you give me some guidance on that?”
Is it the next round?
After the lifespan of Lina and Caesar was over, the episode was finished and the labyrinth world was not meant to be played again.
It’s ironic that life has turned into such a situation.
“Well… that’s it.”
Still, it wasn’t a bad game.
To be honest, I had a lot of fun.
I don’t have the confidence to repeat that adventure again.
Leave before it gets ugly
It is a proverb passed down among top-tier gamers.
I never thought that the day would come when I would put this proverb into practice.
“Are you planning to close the labyrinth world now?”
“If it was an adventure, I enjoyed it enough.”
“That’s fine for us, but there are still big players who want your playdata.”
“I will not play games for others. Sponsors are not.”
“Aren’t you curious about how the labyrinth world changed after you died?”
I’m curious about that.
I couldn’t even pretend to be indifferent, even with empty words.
“Lina, Mosaic, Kuro, and Rave went up to the ground and established the human camp. Enraged at your death, the Demon King Caesar created a wave of oversized monsters like never before, and a war broke out.”
“Which one won?”
“Neither side won. The ceasefire began with both sides suffering a lot of damage. Of course, that won’t last long. Because the half year you slept was five years in the game.”
is it.
If it was Caesar, he would raise an army of demon kings and try to destroy the ground.
A brief truce is the time to make the Demon King’s army elite.
After the maintenance is over, if a large-scale invasion begins… … .
All subordinates on the ground die.
On the other hand, if Lina’s counterattack is done, all the remaining subordinates on the ground will die.
“It must have been a bit of a painful story for Lee Ho-yeon. What a tragedy that one time subordinates die and kill each other. Oh, you’re going to quit the game anyway, so it doesn’t matter?”
“You really are a bad hobby…”
I said, breathing hard.
“There’s no way you can turn away even after hearing such a story.”
“Hey. Do you want to restart the game?”
“Show me the video.”
The vice president smiled and raised his wrist.
It was a gesture to confirm the file transferred to the smartwatch.
“… … .”
But your wrist doesn’t move.
“ah. It takes another half a year to rehabilitate the damaged nerves and allow the body to move normally.”
“shit.”
“The entire cost of treatment will be borne by you, so please rest assured that you will focus on your rehabilitation treatment.”
From that day on, I desperately started rehabilitation. The process of moving a body that did not move as intended and forcing it to endure terrible pain was like torture.
There were moments when I thought I would rather give up, but each time I remembered the video of the smart watch that the nurse played for me.
– The salvation of mankind is accomplished with my own hands.
5 years in game time.
Lina has really changed remarkably.
By becoming a beauty with a cold expression on her face, she also showed charisma like the only king of the human camp and a substitute.
“It was an accident, too.”
From https://noblemtl.net
Mosaic girl and Kuro have adapted to the rapidly changing situation like gamers, and even a young Rave is getting along quite well.
In fact, there was no sense of achievement left on Lina’s face. Even the face that looked just like a cold beauty in the eyes of others seemed to be drenched in deep shame and sadness in my eyes.
If I don’t go back, she’ll die forever with guilt, pretending to be the savior she doesn’t want.
“…what is that bastard doing?”
On the other hand, while drinking a cup of coffee, Caesar is showing a tremendous force that will cause the screen to flash. Are you so angry that you can’t control your anger even while drinking coffee?
I can’t even imagine how crazy that psycho pup with anger control disorder can go.
If he left without accessing the game like this, Caesar would become a real demon king who would not be lacking even if he was listed in the history books. I may be satisfied with that, but that’s something I’m afraid of.
“Ugly guys.”
Just being apart for 5 years doesn’t make it so bad.
“It’s just that you can’t get around in a wheelchair without worrying about it.”
After all, I’m the only one who can make those guys human.
I made up my mind
I clenched my teeth and did my best to endure the pain of rehabilitation treatment.
When the indifferent seasons passed twice and another half year passed.
I finished rehabilitation and recovered my health.
And finally, the body was able to reconnect to the game.
[This is the last video we can provide.]
In the game, 5 years have elapsed again.
One year spent in real life is 10 years in the game.
Lina raised the Allied Forces of Humanity and declared war on the Labyrinth.
Caesar raised an army of demon kings and declared war on mankind.
The war between the two groups is now inevitable.
The advance squad had already entered the war.
All that is left is the input of the main force.
“dysentery. If it were you, would you want revenge as well?”
Lina donated a bundle of cotton candy to the cemetery of dysentery.
The cotton candy quickly melted in the pouring rain.
A small smile flashed across his ice-cold face for an instant.
“The past is the past. Is it now?”
Drops of water dripping down the helmet hit the cotton candy stick.
“No matter what happened in the past, I am the last warrior who will save mankind. If that doesn’t happen, the dawn of mankind gained even by killing the boss has no meaning.”
Lina clenched her fists and turned her back to the tombstone.
Beyond the cloak that flew away, the soft smile and bitter memories disappeared.
With tens of thousands of liberation forces in front of her, she is neither an assassin nor an executive of the Black Mountain Society, but the last stronghold of mankind.
“The death of countless people gives us a chance! And finally today has arrived! The day to subdue the demon king of the labyrinth, the enemy of a lifetime that threatens mankind!!”
Lina drew her sword and cried out.
“The days of trampling on the corpses of fallen brothers and sisters, ignoring the screams of family and friends, and ruthlessly swinging swords while hiding on the walls of the fortress are the end of today!”
“The last king of mankind, Lina, speaks!”
“The future of mankind is reclaimed in our hands! Warriors, all who long for the end of the Dark Ages! The main rental of the Human Liberation Army! Advance into the labyrinth!!”
Archmage Heinz and all the forces left on the ground responded to her cry and raised their weapons.
“Wow aa!!”
Finally, it became a full-fledged war.
“No, wait. I haven’t even created a character yet.”
Just stare at the video for a while.
I rushed towards the capsule, almost leaping out.
[Gamer Lee Ho-yeon. User code identification complete.]
[Access to the labyrinth world.]
[The death of the character ‘Wilhelm Meyer’ has been confirmed.]
[The character sheet for the character ‘Wilhelm Meyer’ will be deleted.]
[I took over the ranking and achievement points of the character ‘Wilhelm Meyer’ used in the labyrinth world.]
[Rank 1. Wilhelm Meyer: 19, 8353, 9502, 7.543 billion points]
[As a handover CP, 8353, 95,02,754,300 CP in the 19th is provided.]
I stared blankly at the notification.
what is all this
[One message has arrived from the labyrinth world management team.]
[Check reading]
[Text: I don’t think the second round is going to start from the bottom sluggishly, right? If possible, please rekindle the possibilities of the human camp in the best position. I paid off all my debts with this.]
Damn vice president, you’re doing something outrageous.
Is this balance okay?
“Even if the foreign media of the machinery or whatever is destroyed, I don’t know.”
Not only insight and fear, but a huge amount of CP that would make all the stats like Munchkins came in. If this is enough, you will be able to start with a stronger specification than Caesar or Lina.
Yes, this one is better.
Because of the lack of CP, I hate creating new subordinates, strengthening them, being protected, and dragging them around. This time, I fix everyone’s mixed fate with my own hands.
“Sheet paper production complete.”
Wilhelm Meyer II’s journey begins now.
[The one who achieved the divine nature, ‘Wilhelm Meyer’ is a name that cannot be chosen. Please enter a different name.]
[‘Revenge Meyer’ is a name that cannot be selected after the family name of one who has achieved the divine nature. Please enter a different name.]
[You cannot play with the appearance value of ‘Wilhelm Meyer’, the one who achieved the godhood. Please set a different appearance.]
It’s more like becoming a stranger and preventing the war between the two men, who are the strongest in the Humanity camp and the strongest in the Black Mountains.
“Would you like to… .”
After 47 hours of contemplation, I was finally able to finish the character creation with a bitter smile. It seems that the play of this round will be a hotter journey than before.
work review
This is the last epilogue that was originally scheduled to be uploaded tomorrow, but…
I received a sad note from a reader that he is enlisting by 1pm today.
We hope that it will be the last pleasure (…) before enlistment, and we will advance the reservation series.
Hopefully the epilogue side story is over.
There are still scenes, lines, and gags that I want to write, but I am concerned that writing more than this will ruin the writing I have enjoyed writing.
It is regrettable, but the past works should be left without any regrets.
[My subordinates are insanely capable] has come to an end with this.
This is a story from now on, but I blocked the comments to write without shaking, but I never thought that I would finish it early because my handwriting was shaken by the harem request (…) in the note.
I think this is also a lack of competence as a writer, and in the next work, I plan to write the whole story until the end (!) and then serialize it so that I can write without wavering even if I receive a harem request. At that time, comments are open, but the conclusion is already out, so it will be an unshakable series!
Currently, eight chapters, one chapter per volume, have been conceived.
I am thinking of mixing romance with story and comedy.
I think it will be a romantic fantasy that is sometimes light and sometimes heavy.
It’s a new challenge, and it’s a different story whether the article will come out the way you want it to…
If you get stuck in the writing process, you might end up writing a completely different story. hehe;;
Thanks to the support of our readers, we will do our best to write an enjoyable story for the next work.
Even if it is late, I hope that the new year will be filled with only happy things for you readers.
This concludes the work review.
-NoCount Dream-
[209] Side Story 1. The boss’s Christmas is gloomy
(※ When the boss’s favorability towards Lina is low)
(※In the work, it is between Chapter 2 and Chapter 3.)
One day when I was spending time for personal maintenance in the hideout.
“Wow!”
Lina let out a bright exclamation and pointed out the window.
White snowflakes are falling on a dark night.
“boss! It’s snow! It’s snowing!”
“You’re like a dog.”
“!?”
“ah. it’s a compliment Dogs are the best pets.”
“really? wow! Lina is happy!”
Lina, who is as innocent as a dog, and Caesar, who has a dog-like personality.
this is mine
I’m rotting with these two dogs.
“boss! Let’s play, let’s play! Let’s play. yes?”
Lina grabbed my arm and shook it.
The fountain pen, which was moving like a dance over the report, swung away.
As I wrinkled my eyebrows in annoyance, Lina carefully looked at me. Then, with peace of mind, he tangled in my arms.
“Wow! Boss is nice! Even if Lina does something bad, I won’t scold her!”
oh I have no facial expressions because my sync ratio is 1%.
The expressionless one seemed like a hogu.
“Reena. Why are you acting like a fool today?”
“It’s snow! It’s snowing! How can you stay indoors!”
“Do you want to go outside?”
“yes!”
“It’s snowing, so what are you going to do and play?”
“You can play with the snow!”
“… … .”
That’s an innocent 16-year-old girl’s idea.
I refrained from sarcastic remarks.
Lina was raised as an assassin from a young age.
I must have never had a time like a child.
This is the time to show understanding, not adult indifference.
“good night. Give me the rides.”
“Wow!”
“Listen to this.”
I took Lina and Caesar to the entrance of the hideout.
“What are you doing now? what are you doing?”
I put my shovel in the ground and said.
“Put it away.”
“… … .”
puck puck
On a quiet winter night, the sound of shoveling was buried. With a synchronization rate of 1%, I felt neither cold nor dullness, but Lina was already crying and poking her shovel into the floor.
“It’s not fun!”
“Didn’t you say you wanted to play with snow?”
“This is not a game!”
I asked implicitly.
“How do you play with snow?”
“Get together and throw! Make a snowman! I saw the back alley kids playing like that!”
“Then dig a lot of snow with a shovel. Crush the giant snow with it.”
“… … !”
“I won’t stop throwing it or turning it into a snowman.”
“Wow!”
Lina was very happy and shoveled. As a result, shoveling was the same, but in terms of arbitrary shoveling, the efficiency of work increased dramatically.
“boss. I don’t want to throw snow and I don’t want to build a snowman.”
“Then what do you want to do?”
“I want to break something or hit someone. I want to solve this frustration by destroying it without a trace.”
“Then help Lina build a snowman. And break the finished snowman.”
“That would be fun.”
Caesar’s shoveling speed increased 3 times faster!
‘I’m sorry about this.’
No matter what, Lina won’t cry.
If you cry, Caesar is bad, so it has nothing to do with me.
Okay, then let’s take a look.
Tables, chairs, and parasols were taken out of the warehouse and installed at the entrance of the hideout.
I brought a kettle of hot tea, placed it on the table, and sipping tea one at a time, feeling the slight warmth spreading through my body.
Lina and Caesar stopped shoveling and looked at me.
“Boss, what are you doing there?”
“I’m drinking tea.”
“no. Lina is shoveling, but why not the boss?”
I replied cynically.
“Because it’s the boss.”
“Seeing! Even if you want to throw a lump of snow later, you won’t be able to throw it! I won’t let you even touch the snowman!”
“It’s so sad.”
Caesar kicked the pitiful mailbox.
bang! wow!
The mailbox that flew through the wall collided with something.
Red liquid dripped down the white snow field.
An awkward silence followed.
Caesar crept over to the wall and began shoveling it on the ground.
“Stop for a moment. What are you doing now?”
“I have a question for you.”
“Are you sure you’re not talking about a corpse?”
Caesar scooped up the white snow with a shovel and covered the reddish snow.
“It’s about the mood.”
“not… … .”
“It’s about the mood.”
If I had said one more word, I was about to slap my head with a shovel.
I hope that little bastard wouldn’t be shy.
I think it’s more like just pretending not to know about the weak boss topic.
“Eww.”
Lina sighed instead of me.
“So you don’t score points against the boss.”
“And you’re a cliff kid.”
“Look around, you bitch.”
Leaving behind the men who were engaged in a fierce battle with flashing knives and memorization, I checked the corpse half-buried in the snow. If you look closely, this guy is wearing a Santa Claus suit.
I thought it might be a Christmas commemorative event item, so I tried to take off my clothes, but I made eye contact with a corpse dressed as Santa.
This bastard is still alive.
“!?”
He barely resisted the scream that was about to come out of his throat. Because Santa’s pupils were shaking violently, and he had been silently pleading not to say anything.
He must have been conscious of Caesar. To be honest, even thinking about it, it was considered dangerous for a bastard who beat Santa on the street to find out that Santa was alive.
That Psycho cub is a slayer who doesn’t find it strange if he just rushes in and plucks the branches, saying that the red cub is still alive.
“boss. What are you doing there?”
“I checked the body for a moment.”
“Do you think my treatment is not perfect?”
Unknowingly, I was embarrassed. Are you asking if that bastard is suspecting that he didn’t kill Santa in one shot?
“no. Not at all.”
“I will check the condition of the body.”
This bastard, after all, I thought it was a corpse!
I said my mouth was a corpse.
Rather, if it is found alive, I take it with a shovel and say, ‘After all, my treatment is perfect.’ Aren’t you talking like that?
‘sorry. It will hurt less though.’
puck!
I kicked Santa’s head, shaking his head with my hind feet.
Santa blew his nose and moaned.
It must have been that he fainted and fainted because his power was weak.
Puck puck!
When I kicked it hard again, Santa burst out crying.
Santa grabbed my leg.
I was startled and kicked Santa so hard.
wow!
santa fell
“… … .”
It seems that he passed out safely as planned. While pretending to bury Santa with a shovel, he rolls it out of the street and tries to get him out, but Caesar comes up with a wrinkled brow.
Even if I stare at him to turn it off, he doesn’t budge.
“You don’t have to. Just as it is a subordinate’s duty to clear the snow piled up in front of the house, it is also the subordinate’s duty to clear the fallen corpse in front of the house.”
“Ugh. Still, seeing his subordinates struggling, it was boring to just let go of both hands.”
“boss. Are you trying to clean up the corpse yourself because I’m not sure it’s hot right now?”
yes. But if I say that, are you going to hit me with a shovel?
“Take it out of sight.”
In desperation, he handed over the body to Caesar.
I return to the table and sit down on a chair, and I see something amazing.
A huge pile of snow 10 meters high was piled up.
“Heungheungheung~ Making a fun snowman~”
“… … .”
Seeing him like that only makes me upset.
err i don’t know
Throw it all away and go to sleep.
[Enters sleep mode.]
[Keep sleeping until an event occurs or all fatigue is recovered.]
* * *
[An event has occurred.]
[Sleep ends.]
The field of vision flickers left and right.
When I turned around, Lina with bright eyes said to me, very proud.
“Look, boss! Giant Reygod Kill Bill Devil Kaiser No. 1 is complete!”
What’s that, that X or three-looking name?
He blinked his puffy eyes and followed him halfway through.
When I opened the front door, a huge shadow greeted me with a cold wind. When he idly lifted his head upward, a huge 10m high forage statue was completed.
The NPCs living in the eastern district were able to see day by day as they passed by, or even come and touch them in person.
Even at the entrance, Rave is buying tickets and selling tickets.
“What is this?”
“Giant Reygod Kill Bill Devil Kaiser No. 1!”
“So this is a snowman?”
A snowman of great quality was completed as if the entire giant was frozen and only the upper body was erected. The flexion and dynamic form that follow the shape of the muscle makes it seem like a giant of eyes.
Let’s say it’s a dynamic look.
What is the crowd gathered around you? Almost three hundred people are passing by. Even if I do a live street performance, I can’t collect this much.
“Did you hear me? They say this is the house where the ice sculptor lives.”
“Is this a hideout for black mountain sashimi?”
“I think it’s an art guild. Look at that bust full of power.”
Let’s say we’ve made the concession and we’ve been convinced up to that point. But all the snow around the house was used by the giant. So where is Santa buried now?
Looking around, I quickly found Santa. Arms stick out between the Giant’s dynamic back muscles.
“Hey, Lina.”
“yes!”
“What is that?”
Lina looked at her arm and tilted her head.
“I don’t know? Didn’t the corpse that the boss buried in the front yard come with the snowdrift?”
“Isn’t it you who made that?”
“He even helped a stupid murderer! They say it’s best to hide it in a big place if possible, and they say it’s inaudible, but thanks to that, I was able to make a huge snowman!”
I have a dog.
Don’t put Santa in the ice statue so it won’t be noticed.
The more it melts, the more conspicuous it becomes.
“Caesar.”
“Yes, boss.”
“Business is over. Close the door and kick everyone out.”
Well, I’m glad to hear you say it well. He tried his best to drive away the spectators.
“How can you suddenly do something like this! We are guests!”
“Wow! Daddy! Giant Bogosifer ah!”
“Give me back the ticket! It’s a scam to kick you out just for money!”
Caesar picked up the head of the man who had protested violently and lifted it straight up.
“If you really want to, I’ll give you back the admission fee. At your funeral.”
“Sa, please save me!”
The spectators fled in confusion.
“… … .”
Is this okay?
I was starting to get annoyed somehow.
“Then destroy it now. And take the body to another house.”
“no.”
“What?”
“Giant Reygod Kill Bill Devilkaiser No. 1 is the masterpiece of my life.”
“… … .”
Do not suddenly unleash the soul of an artist.
Even if I put up a hidden talent, I won’t admit it.
“Put it away.”
“I don’t like it.”
“If you don’t clear it, your rank is lower than Lina.”
Caesar did not hesitate to smash the statue with a shovel.
“Aww! What are you doing!”
“Shut up. It’s the boss’s name.”
“Boss! Stop the idiot killer!”
She quietly turned away from Lina, who was brimming with tears.
“sorry.”
“boss… ?”
“Giant Reygod Kill Bill Devil Kaiser 1 must die for our safe life in the labyrinth city.”
The statue was completely destroyed by Caesar’s shovel, Lina wept, and Rave looked at the restless chaos and chaos of the front yard, grabbing her hair and grabbing her head.
The first guards were dispatched.
The guards strode into the yard. Did any spectators see Santa’s arm? How much money can you buy a guard? Thoughts of arrogance flashed through my mind like a panorama.
“Can you recreate what the giant is doing?”
“What?”
“The mayor wants to see the statue.”
I guess I didn’t hear it I replied relievedly.
“go away.”
The guards went back gloomy.
Santa’s body (?) could be safely taken to the next door without being noticed by anyone. Only after giving cotton candy to Lina, who was crying and making a fuss, was she able to regain her peace.
He said that it was a very turbulent day, and when he entered the hideout, he saw the clock. Christmas is over.
“X feet.”
As always, it was a gloomy day like God X.
[210] Gaiden 2. Brahm City Horror Story
(※Assuming a side story that is not related to the main story)
(※In the work, it is between Chapters 3 and 4.)
Brahm is the only labyrinth city in the Meyer Kingdom.
“Do you know what that means? It’s a danger zone where some of the most bizarre things in the country happen.”
Inside the dark hideout, a masked monster, a woman with long hair that covered her face, and a man with a terribly sharp weapon looked at each other under the candlestick.
“Are you talking about the seven taboos of the labyrinth?”
“different. Brahm City has the Seven Wonders of Brahm City. All of them are terrifying wonders.”
“What kind of fairy tale?”
“If you step on the 44th stairway hidden from a certain stairway, you will meet a reaper and die, if you eat red cotton candy you will have bad luck, or if you look at the clock at 23:59:59, you have to survive an hour in an imaginary world that does not exist. .”
“I don’t know what’s scary.”
I totally agree.
I turned on the magic lamp and lit up the dark room.
“Ah! Snow, snow!”
“Is it the enemy!?”
“If it’s a ghost, I’ll kill you with a single knife… !”
Unlike the masked monster who grabbed his eyes and held them in pain, the long-haired woman and the man with a sword fired a sword and a sword in an instant. The blade and the sword collided with a harsh metallic sound, and they were deeply pierced into the wall on either side of me.
“… … .”
If it got stuck in the head, it was instant death.
“What are you doing?”
“Ugh! Bo, Boss. sorry.”
The long-haired woman first bowed her head and apologized.
Then the wig that was covered over his head came off.
The woman’s true identity was Caesar’s subordinate, the fighter Deigor.
The masked man took off his mask and it was Saito the plotter.
The man who threw the sword is, of course, a true psychopath Caesar.
“Without me, the boss would have died.”
“I don’t pray.”
I’m not interested in nonsense.
“What are you doing with the curtains closed in your room since broad daylight?”
“I didn’t draw the curtains. It was difficult to go out on the harp or patrol because the weather outside was rough, so we were just talking about scary things.”
“Is it a polite word?”
“Yes. Are you interested in the boss too?”
What kind of mystery are you trying to find out about Caesar, who is a mystic in existence itself? To me, the brains of these guys are more mysterious.
“You rude bastard!”
Caesar was the first to take offense at Saito.
Frightened, Saito’s neck shrank like a tortoise.
“The boss is a hidden master of the squadron whose existence itself is mysterious. Now, isn’t that like a request for repentance to confess the secret story of blood-stained history?”
“Ah… ! I never thought it was such a problem. I’m really sorry, boss.”
“So pay the boss properly. 1 Cooper.”
There’s no such thing as a joke Don’t tell me you’re giving me something like a hundred won penny.
Don’t rummage through your pockets.
Banks do not accept coins unless it is between 10 am and 12 am.
“Do not let the boys stay in a dark place and go outside.”
“… What about this weather?”
shoot ah ah
Outside the window filled with dark clouds, rain poured down on the pitch black sky, swallowing up all the other sounds.
It was an apocalyptic spectacle that descended on a similarly popular generation.
“Good weather to develop the Darkvision trait.”
“!?”
If you go into the labyrinth, it’s even more chaotic, what’s the problem?
Rather, if you are stuck in a hideout, something is strange about the picture.
Every time I go to the kitchen, I see it, and it’s terrifying.
“Is this special training?”
Only Caesar’s eyes flashed menacingly.
It looked like a dangerous switch had been turned on.
“Yes.”
“What is the learning task?”
“It’s about breaking through the darkness and fear and acquiring the dark vision trait.”
It’s the perfect excuse to convince someone who’s saying something like a mystery. Unsurprisingly, Caesar passionately left the hideout on his own feet, saying that he would give special training to uncover the truth behind the mystery.
“Why are we following you?”
“You have to have skills that are worthy of the position of a major member of the Heuksanhoe.”
“Deigor is a fighter, but I am a conspirator.”
“The trend is power wizards. Even those who use their heads need to move their bodies to increase their strength.”
“… … .”
That stupid Saito said so, why was I dragged out? Are you taking advantage of bad weather to kill an incompetent boss and burn up your ambition to replace an vacant position?
“The boss asks for a review.”
“What?”
“Please rate whether we correctly overcome Wonders and gain the Darkvision talent.”
“It’s annoying.”
“Are we an annoyance to the boss?”
Caesar’s eyes gleamed menacingly.
If you don’t want to be bothered by the fact that you’re alive, it’s a look that tells you to act as a referee right away.
“It means that I care about you enough to risk such annoyances.”
“It’s also the expectation I deserve.”
“… … .”
Do you not get down on your face and receive praise from me?
From https://noblemtl.net
My subordinates are really trash.
shoot ah ah
“Should the quest for wonders be done barefoot?”
Originally, I was just going to take it out.
It’s a bit difficult since I also came out with you.
“The labyrinth proceeds with the exploration after all preparations are made. Of course, we have to be heavily armed, not barefoot.”
“Now we are unarmed.”
“So, let’s go get some armor.”
Let’s go to the hideout and take out an umbrella.
Caesar nodded his head at the persuasion he spoke in such a condescending way.
“All right. We will procure goods locally.”
“… … .”
Caesar scrambled to grab and beat passersby and procure umbrellas and raincoats.
“How is it.”
“Good job.”
“You can praise me a little more.”
This bastard has no luck.
“Saito. Why don’t you have a strategy on the subject of a plotter?”
“Uh… I’m sorry. Big brother.”
“Find the wonders quickly and find a way to beat them to death.”
huh?
Am I hallucinating now?
“Oh, I see.”
Poor Saito suddenly began to guide the way in search of a mystery that others had been avoiding. I was told to come up with a plan, but seeing him go looking for it in person makes me feel sorry for him.
I wonder if this is to say that if the head is bad, the body suffers.
“What will come out of this?”
Deigor had a look that he thought was a waste of trouble.
Frankly, I agree.
Still, Caesar’s stubbornness could not be stopped, so he just walked.
Druckle- Boom!
Drooling- Boom!
“… Is this a chain sound now?”
“It sounds like something heavy is being dragged.”
A strange sound began to be heard from somewhere on the rainy street, where it was difficult to see even an inch ahead.
“Hey! It’s a wonder! It must be an unidentified chainman ghost story that appears every rainy day!”
“What is that nonsense-sounding ghost story?”
“Don’t you know the story of a long time ago, when Brahm was a port city, when a ship that had lost its way due to the sinking was dismantled, an unemployed captain committed suicide by chaining himself?”
“I do not know.”
“It is a myth that every rainy day, the ghost of the captain who committed suicide wanders the streets alone and recruits crew members to board the ghost ship. It is a myth that all passengers on the ship will disappear when the rain stops… … .”
While Saito hurriedly acted as an explainer, Caesar started running madly through the rain.
“Huh?”
“It’s you! die! And give me your dark vision!”
The violent sound of the sword and chain clashing together with a sudden roar resounded in succession. When he hurriedly followed the sound, only Caesar remained with the broken chain in his hand.
“… Caesar. First of all, I’m going to ask, what about the ghost captain?”
“I paid for it.”
“… … .”
First, get rid of the blood on the sword and do Seongbultaryeong.
[Caesar removed ‘Ghost Captain in the Heavy Rain’, one of the Seven Wonders of Brahm.]
I left it to the death penalty. Was it more real than that? … .
With our feelings of endless confusion behind us, Caesar urged Saito.
“next.”
“There is a famous psychic spot in this closed factory district here.”
When we arrived at the psychic spot, we saw a group of humans in yellow raincoats.
“O King of the Nether, answer our call… !”
“I offer the promised offering here.”
“Three wild mice, two wild dogs, and a magic circle drawn in the blood of a goat… Ah! Water is coming in! Drain the water quickly!”
Humans that look suspicious at first glance are scooping and carrying water on the altar with shovels.
“Fortunately, I think it’s my turn to go. Here, in order to gather information smoothly, we put on a raincoat of a similar color and approach as a member… … .”
While Saito was rummaging through the extra raincoats he had stolen from passersby, Caesar ran out for a question-and-answer dance.
“die! Wonders!”
“Aww!”
“Why, why are you here! We’re in the middle of a play… Aww!”
There were several sword fights, and in an instant, the bodies of Sugugu were lined up. Blood from the corpse seeped into the altar, and a bloody brilliance flashed in the heavy rain and darkness.
[The Blood Foundation’s Five Mangseong accepts the blood of the sacrifice and summons it… ]
“Give me the dark vision!”
Quang!
Caesar’s violent assault struck the altar.
damn!
When the cracked altar was kicked, the altar fell.
[The Foundation’s summoning ceremony has been suspended.]
[Caesar has crushed ‘Call of the Nether’, one of the Seven Wonders of Brahm.]
Deygor asked, blinking his eyes wide.
“Is this what we need?”
“no.”
It’s just that bastard is doing something by himself.
Approaching the dumb Saito, Caesar gave a blunt command.
“next.”
“uh… I’ll look for the stairs. For the 44-step wonder, there is one known place with 43 steps in Brahm, so I think we should focus on that place.”
I don’t know if this is a mysterious expedition or if it’s a mad psycho’s crazy murder journey.
“The wonders were things that could be beaten to death.”
“Right.”
“Have you tried killing the boss too?”
I was about to say no, but I saw Caesar’s red eyes twinkling in the dark. Seeing the life-filled eyes, I instinctively moved my mouth to survive.
“When I was young, I used to go hunting for wonders. A true adventurer must destroy at least one wonder.”
“okay. It is a feeling of broadening common sense. After all, the common sense of the dark house is terrifying.”
I don’t have that kind of common sense.
don’t get it
“Here it is.”
I arrived at the stairs while I was struggling to shake off my fear for Caesar while having a frivolous conversation. We counted inwardly every time we stepped on the stairs with some kind of tension.
41… 42… 43.
The stairs are over.
“Nothing.”
“No.”
“After all, a ghost story is just a ghost story. It’s been weird so far.”
While Saito and Deigor had a look that said yes to that, Caesar frowned and looked down at the floor.
“… … !”
Then he shoved his knife into the floor.
bang! less slack!
The stairs shattered and large pieces of debris splattered.
“This makes the 44th step.”
Caesar picked up the shards, put them on the floor, and climbed up.
“… … .”
Truly Caesar-like. I stared blankly in admiration, but at first the wall of the building next to me cracked open.
“uh… sir?”
“… It is nothing. never mind.”
Was it a trigger to open the secret passage of a senior information merchant? The identity of the Shinigami in the ghost story has been revealed. I don’t even want to imagine what the end would be for those who set foot there without any years of experience.
“At the end of the day, the Wonders did exist, but you couldn’t get Darkvision. sorry.”
“Okay.”
What the hell did we come out for? On the way back blankly, I saw a blonde girl with a red cotton candy.
“That! It’s the mysterious ‘red cotton candy’ that makes you unlucky if you eat it!”
“Ah! Boss, did you come to meet Lina?”
Everyone’s expression changed, making it difficult to describe.
Caesar first approached Lina.
“What, what?”
“Give me the cotton candy.”
“no! Lina bought it with money!”
Saito grew up and tried to appease Rina.
“That cotton candy is dangerous. Little clerk. There are real wonders in the world.”
“Don’t say anything strange! What’s dangerous is that stupid slaughter maniac!”
Deigor said bitterly.
“It doesn’t really matter, isn’t it? To the extent of bad luck.”
“… … .”
Lina’s expression darkened. It was natural to feel bad about having bad luck if you eat cotton candy at first. I feel like I’m seeing the tactics of the north wind and the sun.
“I didn’t want to eat it because I heard something unpleasant.”
Lina tossed the cotton candy.
We returned to the hideout and told Lina what had happened.
Then, Lina’s complexion turned pale.
“boss. Thank you so much.”
“Well?”
“If it wasn’t for the boss, I might have been really out of luck.”
Lina said in a very frightened tone.
“Come to think of it, I was holding that cotton candy without an umbrella, but it didn’t melt at all.”
“… … !”
We were caught up in an indescribable chill.
From the day we realized the wonders actually existed, we couldn’t hear horror stories like jokes. In particular, Lina, who almost became a victim of a ghost story, even developed a strange habit.
“Hey.”
“… … .”
“thank god! This cotton candy melts!”
It was a habit to spit on cotton candy before eating it to melt it.
I don’t know if this should be funny or cute.
Anyway, I hope you don’t push the cotton candy you spit into me.
[211] Gaiden 3. Undercover employment and recipes
(※If you are working under the guise of a popular restaurant to gain know-how in the catering industry)
(※In the work, it is between Chapters 3 and 4.)
The first business place of Heuksan Sashimi, <Wang Tonkatsu Restaurant>. While groundbreaking accounting improvements made perfect money calculations possible, there was one problem with such a restaurant.
“Ugh. no more fuss Tired.”
“The only thing to eat is tonkatsu.”
“Take a little more variety!”
Heuksanhoe members only eat at the Wang Tonkatsu restaurant.
Of course, the menu for every meal is Wang Tonkatsu.
I got tired of it, but I don’t go to other stores because the food is the cheapest here due to the member discount.
They are rude guys who insist on the diversity of the menu on such a subject.
The chef replied with a smile on his face with a firm face.
“The main store is a tonkatsu specialty store. Officers, please say something. The members of the organization are fighting nonsense.”
Lina and Caesar agreed to the request.
“Lina prefers cotton candy!”
“The dish called beef steak that the boss bought was bland. Still, if the chef makes it and asks you to eat it, there is nothing you can’t eat.”
Instead of the chef’s request, he submitted a claim together in response to the demands of the members of the organization. The precious chef caught the back of his neck and collapsed, looking stunned. Unable to see, I suggested a compromise.
“chef. I think it’s possible to make other dishes as long as you have a recipe. What do you think about this?”
“If the boss even said that… There is nothing that cannot be made if recipes and material supply and demand are all done smoothly. It will take some time.”
“It’s decided. Then, get the recipes and ingredients for the dishes you want to eat.”
The members of the gang looked at each other while standing dazed.
“What is the recipe?”
“Are you eating it?”
The organizers were stupid!
“Heng! These idiots! You don’t even know the recipe?”
Lina raised her chin and groaned.
“Does the little captain know what the recipe is?”
“The recipe is. You can make cotton candy!”
“Oh oh.”
different.
It’s partially correct, but it doesn’t explain it.
“The recipe is a <secret book> that makes the dishes each restaurant has. Just as you need a martial arts secretary to learn a great martial art, you need a recipe to make a great dish.”
“Oh oh. Was it like that? Just trust us. I’m going to break into the restaurant right now, kill the cooks, and loot the recipe, boss.”
“I can’t leave these idiots to work.”
If all the fools are the same anyway, it’s better to use a fool who is the best at it. I ordered Lina and Caesar.
“From now on, you will start disguised employment.”
“A camouflage job? assassination?”
“Are you stealing away the chef with the recipe secretly?”
awesome guys.
I’m afraid to speak out.
“Just figure out where the recipe is. And all you have to do is pull out the recipe without anyone knowing. Even if you don’t steal recipes by ranting, you can just memorize the contents.”
Lina and Caesar were very ambitious.
“The bonus goal is 10 assassinations, right?”
“Even if any enemy interferes, I will kill them all.”
“… Take it out without anyone knowing.”
“You mean to kill all witnesses? Yes! I understand!”
“The dead do not speak. It’s my favorite word in the world.”
I’m going to make a total mess.
“Boo. You don’t have to come to the boss.”
“I came here because I wanted to.”
In the end, I couldn’t ignore the catastrophe that would happen after only two people, so I decided to get a job under the guise of myself. Of course, as the commander, I am responsible for giving instructions on the spot and controlling unexpected actions.
“boss. Which cotton candy store are you going to?”
“I don’t go to the cotton candy store.”
“then… !”
Tears welled up in Lina’s eyes. Even if you are biting your lip in a sense of betrayal and sending a resentful look, it is unreasonable to work under the guise of a cotton candy store.
“Cotton candy is delicious, but it is urgent to have a variety of menu items that members of the organization need the most. In that sense, our goal is to become a restaurant with the largest number of menus, good business, good taste, and affordable prices.”
“There can be no such thing as a convenient store!”
there was.
“It really was… … .”
I saw a restaurant with people waiting in line to enter.
If you stand in line to get in, the price is pretty cheap.
Still, the taste was good, so it was perfect for a restaurant I had only heard of.
“Soup? Is that delicious?”
“I don’t know why the pathetic meal of soaking meat in water is so popular.”
Caesar expressed his dissatisfaction quite straight-forward.
It’s pretty straightforward to say that you don’t know the taste of food.
“Try it first.”
Caesar emptied a bowl of soup.
“I do not know.”
“Then I’ll have to look for the next store.”
“Maybe you can find out if you eat one more bowl.”
I stared at Kaisa.
It is a shameless expression that there is no other actor award.
Isn’t all this guy doing a psycho thing actually acting?
“Anyway, I steal the recipe for this soup restaurant. No complaints here?”
“It doesn’t matter if it’s not cotton candy… Food is divided into two categories: cotton candy and non-cotton candy… … .”
“If the boss’s will is true, I will reluctantly follow it.”
Are you following me reluctantly?
“Oh oh! At the time, there was a shortage of workers, but it was good. Then, I will entrust each of you with your work, so please do your best.”
The owner was quite willing to entrust the work.
“Here are two bowls of oak soup and a bowl of beef noodle soup.”
“… … .”
serving work.
From the start, he was caught in a huge set of difficulties.
‘Is it a kitchen cut? ‘
Stealing recipes after not even being able to get into the kitchen became quite a thing of the past.
“Here, with a pork soup… … .”
“Shut up. You are like a pig.”
“What!?”
“Only the boss can command me.”
“what. Is this alpha crazy? Don’t you see me as a guest?”
Caesar grabbed the customer by the collar with one hand.
“You can’t see it. haha.”
“How many will fit?”
“yes?”
“The sin of speaking cheekily to me is from the Han era to the tropics.”
“I’m going to sue you for assault.”
“The boss can easily dismiss such a misdemeanor. So how many?”
I can, but I don’t want to.
stop it you idiot
What are you doing to your guests?
“uh… one?”
“good night. Then I’ll let you taste the pain of the tropics.”
Go fast!
A guest with a broken bone foamed and collapsed.
Naturally, the restaurant was a mess.
This is because the first employee knocked out the customer and stunned them.
“What are you!”
The boss came up to him with a smirk.
I shook my head and gestured.
It was a signal to stop doing that crazy thing right away and get out.
“The boss has ordered. You will die today in the wild.”
“Hey! Stop it! Do not come!”
Caesar grabbed President Amon for a question-and-answer dance and dragged him outside. The boss thought he would die if he got caught here, so he grabbed the chair and the table with both hands.
Caesar’s ruthless muscular strength ignored even such resistance and dragged him to the chair and table.
puck!
A cup fell from the table and hit the boss in the head. The poor boss flopped. In a clash of shock and horror, the other employees did not even dare to dissuade Caesar.
Rather, their facial expressions seemed to have a deep sense of relief, saying that it was fortunate that they were not directly related to that other person.
“uh… boss. Do you think this is your chance?”
Because of Caesar’s fuss, employees were busy running out of the messy store or panicking. I naturally entered the kitchen with Lina.
“What is it, you guys? Boys and boys aren’t allowed in the kitchen. scram.”
The chef was a pretty tough-looking woman.
In proportion to the amount of muscle in the body, courage also seems full.
“It’s a big deal! Outside, the demon contractor Caesar ran rampant!”
“If you’re the f*cking boss, you’re going to get caught. Because I made a contract with the devil to cook an evil dark dish.”
“!?”
The chef voluntarily revealed unexpected hidden facts.
“The person who eats this soup becomes a body that can only eat soup. It’s like using grain grown from the devil’s seeds that the boss had been given to him by the devil. It must be a material used in an evil ritual.”
“Ugh! Really?”
“That’s right, kid. So, don’t even look at the soup and leave immediately.”
It was already a melting pot of chaos that had nothing to do with disguised employment.
Wasn’t rice such a dangerous grain?
[Providing common sense information based on intelligence ability!]
[10 mana cost]
[White rice is a food that causes carbohydrate poisoning. In case of carbohydrate poisoning, the urge to consume the food continuously (Lv 3) occurs, which is the same level of addiction as opiate addiction.]
[Additional mana cost 30]
[The white rice used in this soup has traces of the devil’s servant.]
Was it the real devil’s grain?
If you eat this before the recipe, you’re in trouble.
We immediately reported this to the guards.
“What!? A shop that used to make devil’s food was found!?”
“Call the priest right now!”
When the priest dispatched from the Church of the Sun poured divine power on the rice, the normal grains of rice cracked and the rice grew.
“Aww! Priest, what is it!”
“Is it the devil’s curse?”
When the guards were terrified of the lever, the priest answered with a tremble.
“I just grew up eating divine power.”
“… … .”
“The grain itself is not a problem, although there is definitely a slight astringency.”
The priest announced the results of the analysis.
“It seems that this grain was grown in the Demon World, so it has a strong addiction for breeding.”
“And?”
“That’s all. I just eat it often. However, since it is the devil’s food, we will ban its distribution for now.”
After announcing the results, the priest approached me at once.
“I didn’t know that the Brahm city government agency would have dispatched such a talented person from the Food Safety Authority, which is not well known. I was truly amazed to discover the devil’s grain.”
“… What?”
“Even a bunch of shichimi cannot fool my eyes. It was the look on your face that only you knew that this grain was not dangerous. It was a fact that only a knowledgeable Food Safety Authority employee would not have known.”
Lina, who was next to her, raised her hand.
“Then what are we giving you?”
“If there is any help you want, we will help you by consuming public values at the level of the Church of the Sun.”
In the end, I was able to turn around and return to the origin.
I made a quick decision.
The Church of the Sun can easily give you any recipe you want.
“I want a recipe.”
“Exactly the recipe for cotton candy!”
“All right.”
After hearing Lina’s correction, the priest immediately closed his eyes and began to pray.
“No, this is not a recipe for cotton candy!”
“Wow, that’s too much boss!”
The priest did not even budge in spite of such a fuss. You have already started praying and your mind has been isolated from external stimuli.
There was no way to dry it.
Dozens of recipes fell from the air as the Sun Priest finished his prayer in a very brief way.
“Wow! There’s even a melon flavored cotton candy recipe!”
“… … .”
“The sun god has given you a special gift because the rewards are insufficient for your contribution.”
I guess I knew too much.
Does it give you a normal recipe for at least one sheet?
“Reach out your hand.”
“What are you trying to give?”
“This is it.”
got rice.
“It does not give purification experience because it is particularly strong, and it is a waste to use divine power, so I will give you the devil’s grain, which has become a treasure trove.”
What kind of gift is this?
It’s carrying a load.
“It’s a mess.”
“How are you going to dispose of the devil’s grain?”
“I’m going to feed them all.”
“Such cruel! Is the Food Safety Authority still okay?”
“It doesn’t really matter.”
If you get addicted to carbohydrates, well, you’ll eat more rice. So, the pork cutlet at the Wang Tonkatsu restaurant was served with rice, which was 2% insufficient.
Colorful cotton candy desserts with different flavors were added, but of course, she only ate Lina.
The dissatisfaction of the subordinates was still there, but the goal was achieved.
“I don’t want to eat pork cutlet, but I want to keep eating it.”
“It’s strangely addictive.”
“I want to eat rice that comes with it rather than pork cutlet.”
Organizers expressed their doubts.
“What is this?”
“The Devil’s Grain.”
“!?”
I spoke sarcastically.
“Isn’t that enough to contribute to your diverse diet?”
“Oh, no. This seems to be the case.”
The members of the organization trembled in fear that they were eating the devil’s organic food or the devil’s vegetables while eating for nothing. In the end, the members of the Black Mountain Society had a modest eating habit of taking what they gave them.
“boss. By threatening the evil soup owner, who was a half-daemon, to come up with a recipe before burying him in the ground, I got the devil’s organic and devil’s vegetable seeds.”
“… … .”
It was a few days later that Caesar came with mint chocolate milk and bell peppers. Of course, that was a good thing.
[212] Gaiden 4. Black Crown Executive Former Crew Member Jack
(※The unrelated side story of Jack, a member of the Black Crown cadre)
(※In the work, it is between Chapters 4 and 5.)
Jack the Libauer.
He was appointed as the commander of the guard corps of <Black Crown>, a large dark organization in Brahm at a young age in his late 20s, and was an executive with outstanding skills that ranks first in the organization.
“The city’s night is deep, enough to swallow the screams of a single person with ease.”
“You crazy! Did you really want to be safe even after turning Gastron’s checkpoint as an enemy?”
“Inspection. It is a hall of warriors with history and tradition.”
The moonlight penetrated through the thick clouds and lit up Jack’s face.
A young razor sharply appeared on the corner of his eye.
“There aren’t that many oyster organizations that are cocky ahead of the power of the checkpoint.”
“If you know, quietly get out of the way and back off! This area will be a bridgehead for our advancement into the city!”
“I’m sorry, but you picked the wrong opponent.”
Jack quickly lowered his posture and ran towards him.
“No!”
spatula.
Without even screaming, the insidious sword strike struck his neck.
It was an instant death with nothing to look forward to.
These were the words of the swordsman who could not block the agile approach and allowed a gap.
“Whew… … .”
Jack wiped the blood off his sword and smoked a cigarette.
“This body, who was third in the ranks of the Black Crown and nominated for the next vice-boss, will fall into a non-existent existence… … .”
<Black Crown>, which was once considered as the first formidable enemy of the Black Mountain Society, is now in the back alley with only its name floating around like Bupyeongcho.
The Black Crown has fallen. The fact that such a huge force could be destroyed in such a short period of time was shockingly cool, and it was thoroughly shattered.
If he hadn’t entrusted himself to the Black Mountain Society, Jack himself would have lost his life in the last <Black Market Raid> as well.
“Brother Jack. Still, life in Black Mountain Society is not bad. To be honest, kidnapping innocent citizens and selling them off was not a piece of garbage that one could not eat with a bare mind.”
“The fat man is right. Weren’t we supposed to be on a security mission to help those disgusting high-ranking people trade on the black market?”
On that point, Jack agreed.
“Nobody wants to do dirty work. Of course, there are no complaints in that direction.”
“Then what do you care about Jack?”
“Not enough blood.”
His direct subordinates were startled by Jack’s outrageous and bloody remarks.
“Yes?”
“Heuksanhoe made a very splendid debut. Since we have completely destroyed the powers of the five major powers, even organizations that dare to challenge their fortress do not appear.”
“Isn’t the charisma of our new boss Wilhelm Meyer and Caesar, who is second in the ranks of the organization, widely recognized?”
“That is the problem. In a dark organization, there is no element in which the enemy should appear. I can’t satisfy my bloody instinct by breaking down the remnants of the immature weak swordsman.”
“… … .”
There were so many people at the top that I couldn’t see it, but Jack knew that he was a ruthless psychopath who didn’t fall behind with his ingenuity.
“Isn’t it a position where a member of the official organization can propose a plan to the executive even though he cannot attend the executive meeting? If your brother proposes a mass murder that is consistent with the purpose of the organization, I think a murder permit will be issued.”
The dark organization is a world in which the first skill is to be known. Although it was an impure and atrocious purpose, if it was helpful to the organization, there was no reason not to accept it.
“Where do you find such a good number?”
“If you don’t have it, you can make it, right?”
“It’s pointless. There is no way I have ever dared to oppose the Black Mountain Society.”
Jack lightly skipped the conversation with his direct subordinates.
Sometimes in life there is also a thirst that cannot be quenched.
Life as a bloodthirsty Seungnyang is not so bad.
However, the thoughts of direct subordinates were slightly different.
They hurriedly gathered and held an emergency meeting.
“What if Brother Jack goes around the streets at night with a knife again, muttering nonsense? Sometimes, if you hear something like a middle school bottle, chicken meat will grow on your arm for a week.”
“It’s the same with the cleaning crew. It is difficult to leave the body in the labyrinth every time.”
“I’d rather hold on to me once and do the right thing, wouldn’t Jack hyung stay quiet for a while without feeling the urge to kill? It wouldn’t be a bad idea to consult with an executive.”
After much deliberation, the direct subordinates chose an accommodating executive.
“hi! Bald ones!”
It was Lina.
“It’s not bald. I am a temporary member.”
“Why did you find the cute Lina? Are you going to buy me some cotton candy because it’s so cute?”
“I would like to consult with Jack, our direct supervisor.”
Organization members candidly expressed their concerns.
“So… A swordsman named Jack is so busy that he can’t kill people, so you’re saying can’t you give me a reasonable number of shots?”
“you’re right. It is correct.”
“Okay! Then I’ll lighten up my work a little. I wanted to increase the boss’s guard time, so I tried to shorten the assassination day a bit. If you have that kind of enthusiasm, I can entrust you with the job.”
The subordinates had a feeling that something wasn’t right.
“Isn’t the assassination a bit difficult? Our bodyguards took on the role of an escort, and if it was a role to stop assassins, they would do it, but they have almost no experience in assassinations themselves.”
“it’s okay! If all the witnesses die, the assassination is complete!”
“Ah, yes… … .”
Lina smiled brightly and swung the shuriken in her finger.
“Besides, since you’re doing it alone, there are a lot of targets.”
“Yes? Alone?”
“You want to commit mass murder? I’m only going to shoot you a target, so tell Jack to kill them all.”
According to the reports of his subordinates, Jack said so.
“It is surprising that a young executive has continued his assassination by himself, but at most, he must have eliminated about ten or so small youngsters. I should think of it as a light warm-up.”
“I… It’s not like there are less than ten people.”
“Is there even twenty?”
“A hundred people.”
“… What?”
The subordinates handed me a thick file folder at first.
“What is all this?”
“It’s a target list.”
All kinds of humans were written on the target, from security guards affiliated with Brahm city government agencies to restaurant staff, adventure parties, and small dark organizations.
“… Are you going to kill them all?”
“I want you to get rid of them all tonight.”
“It’s going to be a tiring night. Everyone, bring your tools.”
“that is… I don’t think we should go.”
“why.”
“You do it all by yourself.”
“… … .”
Contrary to her appearance, Lina was very good at assassination skills.
Even the assassination of white people was no less than a daily task.
“Aww! Live… Aww!”
“go away! Guards… Aww!”
Jack ran through the streets to make his feet sweat.
Since the target’s movement route and residence had been researched in advance, it would have taken over a week to find the target if they had wandered around without information.
Even strangely, the assassination targets weren’t very powerful, so it’s a shame, if the targets were enemies with excellent power, Jack would have fallen first during the assassination.
“What are you?”
“Yes, yes… ?”
“What is it that your name is on the Black Mountain Society assassination list?”
During the assassination, Jack grabbed a target and asked.
The targets were very embarrassing.
“I do not know! I didn’t do anything to let the sun go down on the black mountain sashimi! It really is!”
“If you don’t have anything to say, I’ll send you to the underworld right now.”
“Wait! I once had a conversation with my co-workers at a bar! I’m sure there was a time when we had small chats with the slayer executive, to the extent that there was a little cadre with a cliff in his chest… … .”
The target asked blankly.
“Are you really the target of assassination because of that?”
“… … .”
Lina was surprisingly not a bold character.
“die.”
“Uh-huh!”
After a long night, Jack managed to finish the assassination.
I turned around for an hour, almost drowning my bloody body in the bathtub.
“Is it true that the infamous Heuksan Society is an executive? … .”
Because there were too many targets before his ability, his body complained of fatigue.
Still, I thought it was a fulfilling and refreshing experience.
Jack satisfies his bloody instinct.
bang bang
bang bang bang
Jack opened his eyes.
He was so exhausted that he unknowingly fell asleep in the bathtub.
When I got dressed and left the dormitory, I saw Caesar.
“Your boy. I heard that Lina did the assassination on my behalf because I couldn’t calm my bloody instinct.”
“No, that’s right.”
Caesar was notorious within the organization as a peer who was different from other peers.
Jack was very nervous.
He may have come to rebuke him for making a mistake in the assassination he committed last night.
“It was a great job. Suddenly, rumors began to circulate that they were afraid of the Black Mountain Society, which killed 100 people indiscriminately regardless of their occupational groups and areas of activity.”
“ah… Yes… thank you.”
“If you are a murderer who has to kill a hundred people in one night to quell the bloody instinct, then it will not be enough to solve my request. From today, get a list from me and repeat the murder.”
Caesar first handed him three large boards.
“What is this?”
“It is a signboard of the dojos who take the martial arts of Baekbo Dojang lightly. They took off the sign and threw out a challenge sheet, so visit the three dojo after midnight and commit a massacre.”
“… … .”
“What is that face? You can’t accept my request while receiving Lina’s request, right?”
“I didn’t mean to do that. Just too many… … .”
“It would feel less. A bloodthirsty slayer will not quench his thirst even if he cuts down a thousand in a day. As a slayer, I understand your feelings.”
Caesar began to form a strange consensus!
Jack is terrified!
“I’m still a little tired today… … .”
“A thousand would be too much. Still, there will be three hundred, so you don’t have to be sad.”
Inwardly, Caesar called himself eldest brother and had a realization that he had to set an example as eldest brother to the members of the organization who followed him.
Plus, he likes slaughter.
Naturally, he concluded that the act of yielding to his subordinates his slaughter was the role of an exemplary older brother. He patted Jack’s shoulder with his big hand.
“I have high expectations for you.”
Jack asked in a trembling voice.
“What if I do not meet my quota due to an unavoidable accident?”
Caesar hesitated for a moment.
And then he came to a conclusion.
“On the next day, you can achieve it by adding up the quota from the previous day. If there is no message to the liver with three hundred men, we can accumulate the quota for three days and cut a thousand men at a time.”
“… … .”
“As I heard, you are full of bloody instinct. When I’m done with this job, I’ll mention your name specifically to the boss. Allow me to kill more enemies from a higher position.”
Jack succumbed to his frantic killings.
From that day on, his bloody instinct disappeared like a lie.
“sorry. I am not feeling well, so I think I will have to stop carrying out the commission for a while.”
“Ts. He’s a sick boy.”
Caesar looked down at him with a look of a pathetic wanderer and let out a cold venom.
“For a weak guy like you, slashing a thousand is too much. From now on, you will become an unreliable body that can only kill 100 people a day, and experience the pain that even your bloody instinct cannot calm down.”
“… … .”
Even if he showed his presence even a little, he was mistaken for saying he was working hard to regain his health and regain his credibility.
Jack became as quiet as a mouse.
Contrary to the appearance of something, it was the reason why Jack’s presence was blurred in all the big events that occurred in Brahm after that.
[213] Gaiden 5. Why the cotton candy artisan disappears
(※The point of view of the Cotton Candy Shuttle supplying cotton candy to the Heuksanhoe Assassins)
(※In the work, it is between Chapters 5 and 6.)
Hector was a poor young man.
He didn’t have the courage to go down to the labyrinth and defeat the monsters, and he didn’t have the talent to live a stable life with special skills or knowledge. Without learning, there wasn’t much he could do.
Hard and inexpensive part-time jobs such as driving wagons, helping with the harvest, porters, and painting dolls were all there.
“iced coffee… hate… … .”
Hecto locked himself in the tavern and drank his beer melancholy.
“A guy like me will wander the streets for the rest of his life and live a poor, lower-class life and end his life lonely and lonely… … .”
While he was muttering to himself sadly, the conversation from the table next to him caught his ears.
“These days, cotton candy artisans keep leaving the city?”
“That’s weird. Is there no business?”
“It wasn’t anything like that. Something must be dangerous.”
The adventurers grinned.
“If cotton candy is dangerous, how dangerous is it?”
“It doesn’t require much initial capital.”
“I’m afraid that if I hit a mercenary, I’ll make cotton candy. In the square, I saw children buying a lot of cotton candy. Isn’t it the second best-selling menu after skewers at street vendors?”
Hector pricked up his ears.
money thing.
It’s not even difficult, and the initial capital is small.
“That’s it!”
From the next day, Hector went to the square to visit the cotton candy vendor.
“Come on. What kind of cotton candy would you like?”
“Tell me how to make cotton candy!”
“Sheesh. Were you a business partner? Don’t disturb the business and go away.”
Hekto got down on his knees in the middle of the boulevard and bowed his head.
“please! Rather than living in poverty and dying without being able to sell cotton candy, I want to start a cotton candy business with a dream of turning my life around. Please tell me how to trade cotton candy!”
Passing adventurers looked at them with interest.
“Look at that person. It must be a cotton candy apprentice.”
“Does cotton candy have an apprenticeship?”
Hector thought to himself. If a grown-up young man gets this much attention and goes to shame, no matter how cold-blooded the street vendor owner is, he has no choice but to accept him.
“Can not be done!”
Unfortunately, the street vendor’s owner was more heartless than he thought.
“Why! If it was a job, I was prepared to learn it without pay. Please do anything!”
“There’s no way you can pass on a hidden class to a guy who doesn’t even know where he came from!”
“Yes!? The cotton candy craftsman was a hidden class!?”
The stall owner answered with a solemn expression on his face.
“Of course. Hidden Class is a hidden job. It means a job that no one else does. Would you like to become a swordsman or a wizard, and make cotton candy as a profession?”
“yes.”
“I like the unbiased attitude towards work! great. I will accept you as an apprentice to the hidden class cotton candy artisan!”
Hector worked hard to learn the art of making cotton candy.
It’s a hidden class.
From https://noblemtl.net
Maybe he ran into an unexpected giyeon.
“ruler. If you put the bar on this magic outlet and press the create button… … .”
“Oh oh… !”
“This is how cotton candy comes out. If you turn it slowly and clump together… … .”
“Oh oh… !”
“Cotton candy is complete!”
Hector clapped.
“And?”
“It’s over.”
“Really?”
“What more do you want a cotton candy craftsman to make with cotton candy?”
“… … .”
There was no hidden class or anything like that.
It was the moment when dreams and fantasies were shattered.
“I want some cotton candy!”
Then one day, a little customer wearing a gray robe came.
Hector made cotton candy without much thought.
“Uh… ! Drink it!”
“Yes, yes.”
The little customer was very happy and went back with some cotton candy. Hector felt a little rewarded. However, the owner of the street vendor, who had taken over the work and was playing pranks from afar, came running away.
“you… ! Whoa, what have you done!”
“I made cotton candy. Can’t you give me a part-time job sooner than that?”
“He said he was working without pay!”
“The work is done by machines. I have no skills to learn.”
“I can only give you ten cotton candy! It’s like this… !”
The owner of the street vendor, who had been angry as usual, suddenly rolled his eyes.
“Great.”
The stall owner suddenly spoke in a solemn tone.
“okay. It’s been a while since you started doing this.”
“Three days have passed.”
“You have overcome the arduous ordeal and have finally finished the ordeal of the cotton candy artisan apprenticeship. Now you have become a full-fledged cotton candy craftsman.”
A magnificent alarm rang in Hector’s ear.
[Congratulations. You have been recognized by a craftsman.]
[Hidden class <Cotton Candy Master’s Apprentice> is promoted to <Cotton Candy Master>]
[Acquire the job skill <Cotton Candy Making>.]
The craftsman at the street vendor made a suggestive suggestion.
“If it is now, I will sell the street vendors at a 10% lower price with a student discount. How are you?”
“… It’s a bit suspicious because it’s sold so suddenly.”
“Then give me a 20% discount!”
“I was going to buy it anyway… Are you going to quit your business?”
“Ah! 30% off! I can’t yield more than this! I will sell it to the government!”
It was a reckless but irresistible offer.
Hector eventually took over the street vendor at a 30% lower price.
The owner of the street vendor knew what was so urgent, and as soon as he got the money, he ran to somewhere.
“Tttt. The poor young man got it right.”
“Bungeoppang Uncle?”
The old man who was baking bungeoppang at a nearby street vendor shook his head.
It was a look that made him very sympathetic.
“you. Don’t you know the cotton candy ghost story?”
“You mean eating red cotton candy is bad luck?”
“Not that. I don’t know why, but it’s a myth that the craftsman who sold cotton candy to a little boy in a gray robe suddenly disappears. At the best, I threw away the equipment I had rented and disappeared suddenly, and rumors abounded.”
“a. Don’t scare me.”
“Two of them disappeared last month, maybe. That person also inherited an ownerless street vendor and was selling cotton candy. I desperately didn’t sell it to a kid in a black robe, but it ended up going away.”
Hekto lightly listened to Uncle Bungeoppang’s story.
What is the era, is it a ghost story Taryeong?
After taking over the street vendor, the cotton candy business got better.
“Drink.”
“I like cotton candy.”
“one more.”
For some reason, there were a lot of blunt little boys.
They didn’t come with their parents, but they all have a lot of money.
“Order to pack.”
“Oh, little girl. How many would you like to make?”
“A hundred.”
“… Are you going to take them all?”
“it’s okay.”
Hundreds of cotton candy were packed in a bag full of clumps in the little girl’s hand.
Seeing the expression on his face that he didn’t mind even though the white and fluffy shape was compressed, I don’t know if he ordered it to eat cotton candy or sugar.
Anyway, Hector only sold a lot of cotton candy and made money.
“Well? What kind of little guests… Ugh!”
“Don’t move.”
“If you follow me calmly, I won’t hurt you.”
Little boys with daggers stabbed them in the back with their sword handles.
Hector trembled in fear and followed the children.
It reminded me that you shouldn’t sell cotton candy to the gray robe kid.
The myth was true.
Hector became increasingly afraid of the future to come.
I couldn’t get lost in the deep alleyways, so I stepped into the underground waterway.
Will I become a cold corpse like this?
When my fear reached its peak, I climbed up the ladder and reached a desolate room.
“here is… ?”
“Heuksanhoe Assassin’s Lounge.”
“Huh! Huh, black mountain sashimi! Are you going to sacrifice me to the devil!”
The assassins tilted their heads.
One of the assassins spoke through the tall cupboard.
“Demon uncle. Is that person worth a sacrifice?”
From the side of the cupboard, Gray with a sad expression poked his head out.
“none.”
Asmodian Gray looked down at Hekto with a nonchalant look. After the black mountain ash hideout was moved to the inner city of Brahm, he moved to a sparsely populated place, so he was forced to live in such a place.
“It’s not worth it.”
“… Thanks for letting me know.”
Hector calmed his startled mind a little. Even the beings called demons didn’t seem to have any intention of attacking him, and the little ones looked pretty cute too.
“Then why did you bring me here?”
“Make some cotton candy.”
“… … .”
The average age of the assassins is 15 years old.
It was a gathering of those who were addicted to cotton candy before cigarettes.
“Instead, I would like you to pay the remuneration properly.”
“great. Instead, you should make cotton candy for us anytime, any time.”
The contract was concluded. The assassins were not stingy in paying the money because their only personal expenses other than the purchase and maintenance of equipment were the purchase of cotton candy.
Hector was able to quickly build up huge amounts of money. Day by day, money piled up at my feet. The problem was that it just piled up.
“I can’t spend money! Let me go out!”
“no. Last time the father-in-law ran away.”
The full-time cotton candy craftsman, who took care of his part, did a sloppy thing.
Naturally, the vigilantes of the assassins reached their peak.
“Then I’ll give you money, so buy me some delicious food.”
“Impossible. mission first priority. Short leisure time.”
“Ugh. Then when you buy cotton candy, bring food instead of money!”
The assassins tilted their heads.
“Buy cotton candy for food?”
“Sell cotton candy to buy food?”
Anyway, it didn’t matter if you liked it or not.
The assassins came with one meal for one cotton candy.
Hector became happy to be able to eat delicious food to his heart’s content.
“okay. Money is earned to buy something delicious!”
That joy was shattered in exactly two days.
“A bowl of chueotang. Cotton candy exchange.”
“Takoyaki for 3 people. Exchange for 3 cotton candy.”
“10 servings of pork. Exchange for 10 cotton candy.”
Thousands of cotton candy are sold per day.
Naturally, humans were creatures that could not eat a thousand meals a day.
“stop! This is too much!”
“Are you going to turn your break time into useless food?”
The assassins raised their eyes sullenly.
Hector wept and closed his mouth to eat mustard.
Food that I couldn’t even eat just piled up.
“Ugh. At this rate, I might die buried in rotten food.”
The demon Gray offered a helping hand to Hector who was in crisis.
“human. Let’s make a contract.”
“I hate souls!”
“I don’t need your tasteless soul. Instead, give me food.”
“food?”
“I got tired of the poor days of eating only biscuits and cotton candy. I also want to eat high-end cuisine. Demons have a body superior to humans and require a lot of calories.”
Fortunately, there is a way to dispose of leftover food.
“If you sign a contract, what will you get?”
“I won’t hit you.”
“What if I don’t sign a contract?”
“I will hit you.”
“… I’ll do it. Let me do it.”
In return for not being suitable for Gray, Hector gave Gray all the seafood that he couldn’t eat alone.
He accumulated an adequate amount of gold, and could eat three delicious meals without hesitation, and his worries about livelihood and fears about the future disappeared. Once you get used to it, it’s a pretty good life, isn’t it?
The fear disappeared, and he also began to enjoy these days.
“One Pineapple Pizza. Cotton candy exchange.”
“3 mint chocolate flavored ice cream. Exchange for 3 cotton candy.”
As usual, the assassins who brought food were perplexed when they did not feel the signs of turning on the device with a response wet with mannerism and dryness. Upon closer inspection, Hector was lying on the floor with foam.
“… dead.”
The assassins asked the demon Gray what was going on.
What terrifying being broke into the Assassin’s break room and assassinated their precious cotton candy master!
“If it is the culprit, there is a corner where you can guess.”
“Who is the culprit?”
“It’s diabetes and high blood pressure.”
Gray replied sarcastically.
“I heard it was fun to eat, so I ate it like that, but it was strange that I didn’t collapse from acute diabetes and die.”
“then… !”
“If the diabetes had not come, I would have died sooner or later. They are like children of the devil who proudly bring garbage such as pineapple pizza and mint chocolate as food.”
The assassins went to Danju with tears in their eyes.
It is the responsibility of the captain to deal with the crisis.
“Grey is right! Throw away the mint chocolate, and from now on, feed only a piece of grass that will not cause diabetes!”
“… … .”
The leader of the assassins was stupid Lina. It was the moment when the next cause of death of the cotton candy craftsman was determined to be debilitating.
[214] Side story 6. Who is the culprit?
(※Assuming that Wilhelm Meyer’s warehouse was stolen)
(※In the work, it is between Chapters 5 and 6.)
The warehouse was robbed.
I never thought that a big thief would appear, robbing my warehouse, the head of the Meyer Kingdom.
It was an unexpected situation, but it does not mean that there is no clue at all to catch the culprit.
『Buy the entire warehouse out of the way~~!』
『Phantom Thief Copin』
“… … .”
Phantom Thief Copin.
He is a ranker-level gamer who has recently gained fame in the southern part of the continent.
However, Copin’s theft has a special corner.
“What did you steal?”
The gold and silver treasures are still there, the high-end equipment is intact, and the rare items are still there. I stole something, so I would have kept it, but I don’t know what was stolen, so it only made me feel more uncomfortable.
“I’m sorry, boss! I neglected to monitor the warehouse to educate the assassins!”
“Okay. That’s all I can understand.”
“I’m going to beat Caesar as an apology!”
Where is the apology for me contained in that act?
Lina looked at the note and tilted her head.
“Did you find something?”
“I don’t know anything!”
Well, I thought it would.
The only thing that Lina knows how to do is assassination and assassination-related actions, and she can’t show off her talents like finding the culprit.
However, there are talented people who have prepared for such times.
“Rave. It’s time to pay for the meal.”
“Can I stop studying?”
“If you contribute more than 50% to catching the culprit of the note.”
After being caught as a pickpocket on the street, Rave is a boy who only studies death in order to raise him as an all-rounder. My eyesight is correct and the growth rate is not unusual.
However, it seems that the mind is exhausted from the repeated study, so I intend to take this opportunity to test my skills and take a break.
“First of all, this note is made of beech wood. If you look at the slight moisture you can feel from the material itself, it is a paper produced in the northern lotes region, and this is a paper that is only used for the upper part from the north.”
“!?”
“You might be able to get sighting information by selecting a list of top people from the north who are active in Brahm, selecting shops that sell paper in the area they have entered, and collecting customer information.”
I came out to see my grandchildren’s teasing party, but I felt like I was watching the state-of-the-art modern investigation of the CSI forensic team. When did this guy get so smart?
“Contact Lidelaph to conduct an investigation and report. We will give the highest priority investigation authority, so make sure that there is no noise from the Ministry of Home Affairs, the Ministry of Intelligence, or the Guard.”
“yes! Lina will come!”
In addition to the data collection of the Ministry of Home Affairs, the intelligence analysis of the Ministry of Information, the security crackdown of the Guard, and the dispatch of the knights led by the Knights Commander Ridelaf to the scene were carried out at the same time.
No one dared to work against their might. The investigation was carried out at a frightening pace, and three suspects were quickly caught.
“That’s great, Ridelaph.”
“With enough prior information, the arrest was not difficult. All three suspects have a history of purchasing paper from the store in question.”
“good night. To report information on the suspect.”
“First suspect, Desmond Mind. Taking a leap of trust on the clock tower, I grabbed and brought what was trying to escape with bondage magic. There are records of paper purchases from the store in question.”
“… … .”
Did I just say it was a leap of trust?
Isn’t that the one from Assassin’s Creed?
Just looking at it, I’m worried that he’s wearing a white hoodie.
“Are there no gamers here? That assassin concept bug.”
Then yes.
It’s only natural that anyone who wants to be familiar with something is a gamer.
“Desmond. What did you use the paper for after you bought it?”
“I used it to leave an assassination order.”
“Where do you belong?”
“The resistance corps of extreme monarchism.”
“It’s a name that makes people hate it just by hearing it.”
Riedelaf pointed to the second suspect.
He was a man with an eye patch on his left eye and a metal ring instead of his right hand.
“Second suspect, Captain Hoof. This is a nerd who was caught riding a dolphin in an aquarium and attacked the trainer when he accidentally bumped into a glass wall and passed out. Similarly, there is a record of purchasing paper.”
“You’re such an idiot.”
“Is there anything you would like to ask him about?”
“I want to hear about the origin of the name Captain Hoop.”
“Answer the boss’s question, Captain Hoof.”
Captain Hoop answered with a stupid expression on his face.
“Captain Hook is already there.”
“… … .”
“I did it with a hoop because it couldn’t be duplicated.”
He was a pathetic guy with no answers.
“Why did you buy the paper?”
“Did you not know? Feeding paper to dolphins increases their liking.”
how do i know that
He’s no different from Caesar, only in an erratic direction.
Why are there no sane people in this country?
Ridelaph pointed to the last suspect.
It was a white young man wearing a white suit, cloak and hat.
“The third suspect, Kido the Phantom Thief. He has a history of breaking into the mansions of the wealthy dozens of times, stealing their treasures and running away. It is presumed that the paper was purchased to send notices.”
This is blatantly blatantly award-winning.
it’s this guy
You just have to get arrested right away.
“As I said before, I have never stolen the King’s treasure. I do not think His Majesty is a villain, as I have been deeply impressed with His Majesty’s selection.”
“That’s something to decide after discussing in-depth.”
“What can prove my innocence?”
“Prove yourself. To be honest, you are the most suspicious of these. To be honest, I think you are the culprit. If you can’t prove your innocence, I will arrest you.”
“this. He is strongly hated for being a sinful man.”
After Riedelaf’s explanation of the suspect was over, Rave swung a pencil in his right hand. It was the corner where he could guess something. However, he remained silent as to whether it was time to go out in detail.
After Rave’s silence, Riedelaf immediately asked a new question. It was <Alibi Verification>, which is called the flower of finding criminals.
“The estimated time that the crime took place is between 6 o’clock on the 22nd, when the last warehouse was checked, and 6 o’clock on the 24th, when the message of completion of the crime was confirmed in the warehouse.”
“Obviously, the warehouse was open at 6 am every day. The 23rd was busy, so I didn’t check it.”
“Then I will check the time alibi of the three suspects.”
Liedelaf obtained the alibi statements of the three men.
“I was conducting an assassination operation on the president of the Association of Corrupt Archers. It is regrettable that they were caught like this, but since the targeted assassination has been completed, there is no time left to die.”
“It was around the time when I was disguised as a part-time worker to infiltrate the aquarium. After that, as you know, I bumped into a f*cking glass wall and passed out.”
“I didn’t really commit any crimes. At that time, it is time to take a leisurely break at home. I didn’t know that Deul-mi would be caught and arrested for buying paper.”
I’m also concerned.
I started interrogation based on my alibi.
“Desmond. When did you kill the president of the Archers Association?”
“It’s 11pm on the 23rd.”
“I don’t think the place where he was killed was the clock tower.”
“It’s inside the association headquarters building. It is far from the clock tower.”
“Tell me why you went to the clock tower after you committed the murder.”
Desmond groaned in reply.
“Promise me you won’t laugh if I tell you.”
“I promise.”
“I dropped my panties and jumped to pick them up.”
“… What?”
“No, those are not my panties. I picked it up in my bedroom when I killed the president of the association, but I really wanted something with lace… … .”
We didn’t laugh at him.
I just sold it with my perverted eyes.
“Captain Hoop. Why did you attack the trainer in the aquarium?”
“To become the Pirate King, you need a companion. Minky was a dolphin companion who would be my first companion, and she said she didn’t want to eat the healthy but tasteless saury that the zookeeper gives her every day.”
“… … .”
“You know what? Dolphins actually prefer paper to saury. They say it’s harmful to the body, but it’s delicious. It tastes good when it melts.”
“I don’t want to know at all.”
Let’s put aside these X-god conversations and get to the point.
“Tell me what you were doing before you worked at the aquarium.”
“I went into a sushi restaurant to fight a brutal serial killer.”
“… … .”
“I almost got cut by a knife and I ran away because I was scared.”
“This guy is over now.”
Finally, the alibi of the Phantom Thief Kido was verified.
“Phantom Thief. Is there anyone who can prove your alibi while you take a break?”
“There is not.”
It’s a decision.
“Arrest him immediately.”
“Wait.”
Ridelaph suddenly stepped forward.
“What.”
“Don’t you know that it is common to make hasty judgments in such cases and to miss the real culprit? This is common sense in the industry from mystery novels.”
“I’m sitting and writing a novel.”
“Anyway, I ask for stock. There may be hidden truths that we have not yet uncovered.”
“I don’t think there’s any room for further review.”
Just then, after a long silence, Rave finally spoke.
“boss. What is the ‘busy work’ that checked the warehouse every day at 6 am, but made it impossible to check it only at 6 am on the 23rd?”
“Caesar abandoned the prince of a foreign country who came to play for a vacation, so he opened a diplomatic channel and was having a conversation. Even though the catnip came out, there were rumors that the prince was doing drugs and making a fuss.”
“Did the prince really do drugs?”
“The magician Panan’s skills are quite good. Because he mimicked the symptoms of addiction only with drugs that are not harmful to the human body, and created a delusion that the prince himself was also using drugs.”
“That’s it.”
Rave offered a whole new perspective.
“I don’t think it’s common for a prince from another country to come into contact with Caesar-sama. It must have been that someone contacted them and made the boss focus on the warehouse.”
“Oh.”
“In that case, the easiest time to access the warehouse is around 6 am on the 23rd, when the boss checks the warehouse. The person without an alibi at that time is the culprit.”
It was a more sensible argument than Liddelaph.
After a rigorous investigation by the intelligence service, we identified evidence to support the alibi at the time of the three suspects. Riedelaf made his final remarks based on the evidence.
“A record was found of Desmond’s purchase of strawberry cake from the clock tower, and Captain Hoop got a statement from the store owner that he had expelled a man wearing a suspicious eye patch and prosthetic arm from a sashimi restaurant.”
“What is the phantom thief’s height?”
“A janitor hired by his mansion replied that he may or may not be there at that time. They said they didn’t see it in person because they cleaned everything except the bedroom.”
It seems that I have made the decision.
“Arrest Kido, the phantom thief. It is very common sense to arrest him as a criminal because he has a poor testimony and an alibi.”
“Wait a minute! Please wait!”
Liedelaf held out his hand to deter me.
“I knew. The true culprit in this case!”
“What?”
“I will reveal the true culprit in my grandfather’s name!”
who is your grandfather
No one here is interested in that.
“The real culprit is Captain Hoop!”
“Oh! Why do you think I am the real culprit? I also have an alibi! It’s embarrassing!”
“Your alibi has one fatal problem!”
Ridelaph drew his sword at once and struck Captain Hoop’s right arm.
Tuk!
Surprised, Captain Hoop stretched out his arm and his prosthetic hand fell. He screamed as he grabbed the arm that had fallen off his prosthetic leg.
“Aww! What is this doing!”
“You can’t fool me with something like smoke! Give me your arm!”
Ridelaph raised Captain Hoop’s right arm high.
“Oh! My right arm is fine!?”
“Look at this. The inside of the prosthetic arm is empty!”
“You were wearing a fake prosthetic arm on a healthy arm!”
Receiving the surprised people’s gazes, Riedelaf chimed in.
“I can’t fool my eyes even if no one else knows. Supporting actors with no weight are often unreasonable concepts and striking actions in an attempt to regain their fading individuality.”
“Is that an experience?”
“Captain Hoop’s prosthetic arm was a classic irrational concept. Contrary to its striking appearance, it was a worthless prosthetic arm that could only be found by looking for practicality.”
“What is that?”
“That is because the purpose of this prosthetic is not to replace a lost arm or to use it as a weapon, but rather to stand out. If he shared these qualities, anyone would have thought he was Captain Hoop.”
no crazy is it like that?
I was startled.
It was too sharp a statement to be treated as nonsense.
“Couldn’t Captain Hoop be <one person>?”
“That’s right. Someone shared a fake prosthetic arm and made a fake alibi by pretending to be Captain Hoop.”
“Damn it! It’s true that I made a double, but it was just a two-way operation to get the dolphins out of the aquarium! I didn’t want to be branded as a dolphin hijacker!”
“Stop making excuses! I will arrest you as a criminal!”
“… … .”
It seems like a head-to-head thing, but the case is closed.
“Wait! Why are we arresting you!?”
“We wouldn’t be the real culprits.”
I responded coldly to Desmond and Kido’s remarks.
“The President of the Archers Association, Murder and Theft.”
“ah.”
“this.”
Ridelaph and his knights put three idiots in prison.
“After all, what did Captain Hoof stole from my safe?”
“Lina will ask and come!”
The phantom thief and the tall guy, he’s acting suspiciously and confusingly for nothing. Suddenly, you became a common bridesmaid who made Riedelaph’s reasoning skills stand out.
I took out a cigarette and bit it, but Rave abruptly asked.
“I think I know.”
“Did he steal it?”
“yes.”
Rave smiled and opened the window.
“You’re sure the boss’s safe is safe, haven’t you?”
“You, maybe… … .”
“Do not forget it. The main specialty of Phantom Thief Copin is disguise.”
Rave, no, phantom thief Copin jumped out of the window.
The boy suddenly disappeared from his sight.
“Wow.”
I looked out the window blankly.
I got hit in the back of the head properly, and I just lost my mind.
“… wait.”
In a series of situations like God X, I suddenly realized the last question.
“Then what is Captain Hoop doing?”
Upon closer investigation by Riedelaf, Captain Hoof turned out to be just a dolphin-lover, God X. There was nothing to lose except the assurance that the safe was safe, but it was a moment that made me feel a little dirty.
[215] Gaiden 7. Ring of absolute obedience
(※The time when the ring that absolutely obeys the wearer’s command was made)
(※In the work, it is between Chapters 6 and 7.)
One day, a brief peace arrived after pacifying the southern part of the continent.
Alchemist Brutus slammed the door open and rushed in.
“boss! I have made an amazing invention!”
“What.”
“It is the ring of absolute obedience!”
Brutus held out a gold ring.
“When you wear this ring, the people around you are forced to listen to you by the power of the ring!”
“That’s terrifying.”
I replied nonchalantly.
This is because there is no such thing as absolute obedience without any weaknesses.
In the labyrinth world, there are no items that are just convenient.
There must be a counter-reward, and there is a strategy.
Without such restrictions, alchemy cannot be achieved.
“Why did you make a ring like this?”
“Of course I am bored.”
“… … .”
In fact, about 50% of inventions are made for this reason.
Like dirty bourgeoisie.
“If you are a boss, I believe that you will have enough fun using the Ring of Absolute Obedience. Please accept this ring in response to my beliefs and expectations.”
“hate.”
“Yes? It is a ring that does anything if you give it a command. Do you really not want one?”
“Put it away. You can achieve what you want with your own strength without resorting to this kind of grabbing.”
“The boss is also great. How can you resist such temptation at once? I was truly moved by the breadth of the vessel the boss possessed.”
“Stop the rude father-in-law.”
I was about to give a congratulatory order, but a welcome person came to me.
“boss! I’m back after a business trip!”
“Is it Lina? Long time no see.”
“Ahhh. It’s the tone I learned from my subordinates, how about it? cute?”
I nodded.
“cute.”
“Good luck! Lina is cute! Cute cute!”
“… But I’ll have to look back.”
Lina suddenly raised her head from the ceiling and looked back.
There, of course, was Brutus with his mouth wide open.
“die!”
“Kill, but don’t.”
Lina’s reflex throwing memorization took a turn.
Flirty Rick! puck!
Brutus was hit by the handle of the dagger, and he collapsed.
50% chance to survive.
He is strong against bad luck.
I wish I had died right now.
“Have you forgotten? You must have forgotten everything!?”
Would you be able to forget such a shocking aegyo?
I don’t care if I’m cute
Is it okay to show it to me instead?
“Boo. I’m embarrassed. I can’t even get married anymore.”
“It’s tough.”
“Shit! The boss doesn’t know much about women’s feelings!”
Lina kicked Brutus, who was petrified for some reason.
Although she appears to be a slender girl, her abilities are tougher than that of a muscular macho man.
Brutus was beaten so hard that his back shook.
Even if it doesn’t work, 20 weeks of dislocation is confirmed.
How many ribs must have gone?
“yes? What ring is this?”
“ah. that… … .”
“Boss, did you prepare a ring for Lina!?”
no baby
I tried to deny it quickly, but Lina was an assassin.
With agility, the number of people to follow is in your hands.
Before it even dried, the ring fell into Lina’s hand.
System notifications are also confirmed.
[Lina is wearing a ring of absolute obedience.]
[The ring begins to take effect.]
I was gripped with an indescribable fear.
Lina wears a ring of absolute obedience.
If it was Lina, she would definitely use this ring…
– Buy me some cotton candy! Enough to cover the castle!
“… … .”
The unedible cotton candy will rot and ruin the castle and the city.
Somehow, such a situation must be prevented.
“Hehe! I’m going to show off my ring!”
“for a moment!”
Before even hearing my advice, Lina suddenly left the office.
what to do with this
Brutus said, waking up, rubbing my forehead, bewildered.
“It’s a big deal.”
At Brutus’ words, I glared at him.
I have eyes too.
“How do you unlock it?”
“The wearer must release it himself.”
“Isn’t there such a thing as a remote release command? It’s like a safety device.”
“yes? Of course not.”
“… … .”
Are you the Sauron of this realm?
“There must be weaknesses.”
“It just gets worse with each use.”
“It’s an absurd weakness. Did that mean anything?”
“They are getting more and more violent orders.”
“This kid… Did you intend to turn me into a tyrant?”
The guy who was still a spy definitely became a spy.
Responsibility comes later.
First, you have to make Lina unlock the Absolute Ring.
“At a time like this, I will have to create a situation where I have no choice but to remove the ring.”
“Yes? Is there any way?”
“Sometimes you take off your ring when you go into salty water.”
“Five. That’s good.”
“I’m going to find Lina right now.”
We visited the assassin’s hostel.
“Ugh… I want to stop eating… … .”
“It’s cruel… lord… why… … .”
“Soo… … .”
The members of the assassination corps were eating cotton candy in tears.
“… … .”
I don’t even want to know how this happened.
“Where is Lina?”
Jill Yi, the constant owner, who was hiding over the assassins eating cotton candy, appeared.
“Danju went to the cotton candy store outside.”
“… You are fine.”
“When I saw Dan-ju using the ring to force action, I quickly left.”
I have to admit one agility.
“listen carefully. The ring that Lina wore is a ring of absolute obedience.”
“… … !”
“What Lina says now has absolute command. We must somehow get Lina to take her ring off of her own will before a catastrophe that fills the city with cotton candy.”
The jill stopped.
“Then isn’t it good?”
“You will be half-forced to eat it all.”
“I will cooperate with all my strength.”
No matter how much I liked cotton candy, I guess I didn’t want to die eating cotton candy until my stomach exploded.
“dysentery. Follow Lina.”
Fortunately, the tracking technique of dysentery was superior to Lina.
Unlike Lina, who was dedicated to assassination, it was thanks to honing many skills.
Lina was in the square cotton candy store.
“Give me more! Of course, for free!”
“Ugh! no! This is bankruptcy… !”
“… … .”
Poor Cotton Candy is about to go bankrupt and makes cotton candy for Rina and other passers-by. The passers-by cheered and applauded as if it was some kind of play.
“Eat you too!”
Until Lina’s orders were half-forced to eat cotton candy.
“No! I don’t want to eat something sweet like this!”
“no! You won’t be able to go back to life without eating cotton candy!”
“help me… squeak… uh… It might be a little tasty… No, but this sheep is too much. Save me too… … .”
It was Alien who bravely stepped into a scene of tragic tragedy.
“dysentery! Eat cotton candy… … .”
“It’s a message from the boss.”
Fortunately, Lee Jill’s remark was a bit quicker.
Lina pricked her ears as if the right to absolute obedience had been activated.
“What’s going on?”
“The boss wants a beach date.”
“Hey, date!?”
Don’t make it any bigger than this, you idiot.
Ignoring my resentful gaze, Jill Lee said steadfastly.
“Are you sure you want to turn down the boss’s date?”
“Of course you should! I’m going! Definitely go!”
So all of a sudden we went to the beach.
“Hehe. boss! Did you want to go on a date with Lina like that?”
“It is now.”
“Wow! Lina is so happy!”
It wasn’t that difficult to lure Lina.
But there was a problem.
“Isn’t it a bit too much to go to the beach in this weather?”
The season of the labyrinth is winter.
It was the off-season with north winds and cold waves.
“You look a little cold.”
“Lina, thank you just from the bottom of my heart! Shall we go back then?”
no.
I can’t go back in vain like this.
“It is meaningful because it is winter. We go into the water.”
“why?”
“Suppose you are waiting to assassinate a target under cold winter water.”
“You can just go in front and cut off the neck.”
“… There are a lot of bodyguards.”
“If you kill all the eyewitnesses, it’s an assassination!”
Wrong.
You can’t break the logic of Lina’s assassination.
Just then, dysentery assumed a startling situation.
“The enemy is very strong. The main 12 evil spirits of the Abyss are standing on the ice water, and the moribund boss is being immersed in ice water to hide it from the evil spirits.”
“then… !”
“If you start the assassination head-on, the boss is found by the evil spirits and dies while you kill all the evil gods.”
“no! Such a thing is unacceptable!”
“Single. Then start doing beach training right now.”
Persuasion, not persuasion of heterogeneity, succeeded with direct bread.
There was one minor problem though.
“Why are you immersing me in cold water?”
“You assumed the boss was submerged under the water! First of all, the boss must be in the water!”
“… … .”
Because of his poor stamina, his HP began to drop.
looks frozen
Still, I’m willing to take some risks.
“Remove the ring before starting the operation.”
“A ring?”
“Salt water corrodes metal.”
Lina shook her head.
“no!”
“Why not?”
“Even if you die, you won’t take off your engagement ring!”
I’ve never been engaged to you
It’s not as cute as an engagement ring.
It’s a dangerous thing that Sauron could jump out of from the Lord of Ban○.
booger.
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My persuasion failed.
An hour later, I was barely freed from the danger of freezing to death. After making a bonfire on the beach, they had a strategy meeting while covering themselves with a blanket with a blue tired face.
“Danju returned to the city with the satisfaction of a successful training session. What would you like to do?”
“We need a stronger operation.”
“Do you have any plans in mind?”
“none.”
“… … .”
What you looking at. No.
“Liddelaph. Be wise, too.”
In the improvised Fellowship of the Ring, in addition to Brutus and Lee Jill, there were also SS Captain Ridelaph.
“Can’t I just sneak it out of my hand while I’m sleeping?”
“Impossible.”
Lee Jill immediately responded.
“If Dan-ju approaches while he is sleeping, he may be decapitated by the dagger he swung while sleeping.”
“… You’re terribly convincing.”
While Lidelaph was drowsy, Brutus quietly raised his hand.
“What.”
“Can I go to the bathroom?”
“go away.”
The expedition members of the Fellowship of the Ring lacked resourcefulness!
“I’ll probably have to find a helper.”
“Are there any good Inseon?”
“In such a case, wisdom that comes from years of experience is needed.”
In such a relationship, we visited the Union Agency, one of the three major power organizations in Brahmin City. Heinz Archmage, who reigned at the apex of the powerful guilds, was the candidate for the next expedition.
“It’s a look that gives you a sense of trust.”
“You look like a wizard.”
He doesn’t look like a wizard, but a wizard himself.
“It’s not just that.”
“What else?”
“Heinz was not only an archmage, he had gray hair and a white beard.”
Brutus clapped.
“Are you talking about the White Salt Pirates?”
it’s easy you idiot.
“Where else did you hear about the Whitebeard Pirates?”
“I saw this.”
Why is the ONCE comic book here?
Do not sell pirate comics to NPCs.
It is said that pirates are really popular here.
“Why did you come to Nogu?”
“I want you to become a member of the Ring Fellowship.”
“Yes?”
“Lina is wearing the ring of absolute obedience. We must somehow get her to take the ring off of her own will before she abuses the ring’s power and turns the city into a cotton candy hell.”
Ridelaph looked at me with crazy eyes.
“Have you ever had a daytime drink?”
I didn’t take it.
Even if it sounds a bit cheesy, it’s 100% fact.
-Continued on next episode-
[216]
The Fellowship of the Ring had a full assortment.
I, Wilhelm Meyer, are destined to retrieve the ring.
Lidelaf, the SS commander in charge of the group’s force.
Lee Jill, the constant leader of the Assassin’s Corps in charge of secret pursuit and infiltration.
Heinz, a wise archmage who is responsible for the intelligence of the party.
Brutus, the culprit of the incident and useless luggage.
Oh-in’s Fellowship of the Ring was formed and the first thing they did was…
“When are we going to eat?”
“I’m hungry.”
It was stuck in a restaurant.
“… I don’t feel a sense of danger.”
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Mumbling dissatisfied, Heinz grinned and stroked my long beard.
“O king. It is important to have a full stomach before the ceremony.”
“At the same time, Lina is making this city a cotton candy hell.”
“If things go wrong, this may be your last chance to have a meal that isn’t cotton candy.”
We were completely convinced by the terrifying persuasiveness.
We started eating.
Riedelaf, who was eating duck, suddenly burst into tears.
“Great. This is the last meat I can eat in my life.”
“… … .”
It was a serious cry without a single laugh. Normally, it would be hard to say what kind of X-god you sounded like, but because of the circumstances, the group kept a heavy silence.
The Fellowship of the Ring, which ate a delicious dinner as if it were a handmade last supper, made a splendid readiness.
“There should never be a future without such delicious food.”
“Humanity has the right to eat anything other than cotton candy.”
“I don’t want my old teeth to rot.”
Brutus nodded and drank the banana milk that came out for dessert with a straw.
“So what are your next plans?”
All members of the expedition, including me, stared at Brutus.
What are you?
This is all a commotion because of you.
“This guy doesn’t help, can we just kill him?”
“I know torture methods that cause pain.”
“It’s a sweet thing.”
Even that Archmage Heinz was clenching his teeth.
The resentment towards Brutus of the Fellowship of the Ring seemed really deep.
Even the easy-going guy must have felt a sense of crisis, so he rushed out.
“Don’t stare too hard. I have a good job.”
“Tell me.”
“The boss kicks Lina.”
what the f*ck is this idiot
Are you playing Shaolin football now?
“It’s not about kicking physically, it’s about being kicked romantically. When a woman experiences the pain of a broken heart, doesn’t she take off her ring? It will be effective for Ms. Rina, who thinks of the ring as an engagement ring.”
Lee Jill quietly raised her hand and responded.
“What if an angry Dan-ju tries to kill the boss?”
“… … .”
A terrifying silence engulfed the hall.
Hey, Ridelaph.
If you keep silence, you won’t be a pig.
“First of all, it’s a bit embarrassing to say because of the rank of the SS commander, but… I have no confidence to protect the boss’s safety from Lena’s demonic beasts.”
He turned his gaze and looked at the alien.
Jill shook her head without saying a word.
I looked back at the Archmage Heinz with final anticipation.
Wizards can exercise extraordinary wisdom.
Help Heinzmont!
“Nogu has never experienced entertainment.”
“ah.”
“That… … .”
We comforted the old archmage’s wounds.
“This operation is too risky. Let the plan be scrapped.”
I made a bold decision.
Brutus turned around and clicked his tongue.
I think it’s best to ignore all the suggestions that that bastard makes.
“This time we will use the strategy of the north wind and the sun.”
“Oh oh. Is this the boss’s operation?”
“Liddelaph. Do you know the strategy of the north wind and the sun?”
“Isn’t this the oil painting system’s tactic to say that no matter how strong the north wind blows, it’s not as strong as the blazing sun?”
“Wrong.”
When is the enemy old strategy?
You almost froze over trying to do that.
“It is a strategy to create a deteriorating hell that cannot be compared with the north wind.”
“I don’t think it was such a fable, but… … .”
“The absolute ring disappears only when thrown into the boiling lava.”
I won’t take a response.
“The essence of this strategy is simple. Lock Lina in an enclosed place and raise the temperature to death.”
“Are you trying to melt the danju together with the ring?”
He looked at me with terrified eyes. The other members of the expedition could not contain their fear as if they were looking at the incarnation of the evil lord or fear that would never happen again in the world.
“… When the ring gets hot, I’ll take it off even if I don’t want to lose weight.”
The expedition members were very relieved.
“After all, the boss is the most merciful Songun in the world.”
“I trusted the boss. About 1%. Even with a 1% chance, we can’t be vigilant.”
“A few days. The old man also believed in His Majesty’s wisdom.”
don’t lie Where have all the people who just looked at me like I was looking at a Dread One (the terrifying one) who inhabited the depths of the labyrinth, where have they gone?
“This is the reality of I, Wilhelm Meyer’s North Wind and Solar strategy.”
“But how do you lock down alcohol in a high-temperature facility in a closed environment?”
I replied coolly to the heterogeneous question.
“You have to figure it out for yourself.”
“… … .”
Don’t be rude and swear
The original plan is made from the top, and the work is done from the bottom.
“I have a good idea.”
Then, Brutus spoke up again.
“Not long ago, travelers from the East made a facility called a sauna. It is said to be popular with warriors because it is a facility that captures the terrible customs of the barbarians of burning and torturing alive.”
“… … .”
“If you can lure Ms. Lina to the sauna, a brutal torture facility, the ring might be heated by the harsh heat there.”
Awareness of sauna is wretched.
Rather, Koreans have become a barbarian nation.
“Someone must lure Lina. Send a messenger.”
I sent someone to Lina.
– Recently, a barbarian torture facility called Sauna has entered Brahma City. I want you to visit with Brutus to see if it is a suitable facility for training warriors.
The reply came back.
-no! He looks like a pervert!
Brutus had a shocked expression on his face as if his life had been denied in front of his eyes.
Riedelaf laughed openly at him, showing his confidence.
“Brutus has an unfavorable appearance and identity that, frankly, no one can like. I’m going to show off my trusty title of Commander-in-Chief of the Knights Guard, that Lidelaph, who has a likable face.”
It’s good to see you being confident.
Next, I decided on Liedelaf you.
I sent someone again.
-Then, wouldn’t it be okay to visit the sauna with Lidellaf, the commander of the knights who are in a position to crack down on perverts?
The reply came back.
-no! That guy looks so unlucky!
clink.
The sword of a knight who said he would not remove it from his body until the moment he died fell to the floor. Ridelaph clasped his head and let out an anguished moan like a agonizing plaster statue.
Looking down at his miserable collapse, Lee Jill laughed a little.
“Foot. After all, it is only me who is a non-stop owner who can capture Danju’s heart. If you want to lower your alertness, I’d be better off than those insidious perverts and unlucky sannim.”
I sent someone again.
– It would be possible to go to the temple with Lee Jill, the non-stop owner. Dysentery is neither perverted nor unlucky. Isn’t he a loyal direct subordinate who lived and lived with you?
The reply came back.
-no! Dysentery is like a wooden doll! It’s not fun to go together!
Lee Jill, who had become a boring woman, drew a dagger and pointed it at my stomach.
“Stop wearing clothes!”
We almost threw ourselves halfway through the dysentery.
I’m afraid I’ll be rejected even if I’m diligent… I thought that there was no woman as easy as Rina, but I never thought that she was surprisingly picky.
Hentai, Sannim, and the wooden dolls sat side by side on the edge of the road and sighed.
“Whoa.”
“ha.”
“Pooh.”
… Why am I staring at this?
“Shhh. The kindness of a sage is the shortcut to lowering the boundaries. If you use Nogu’s name, you will be able to capture the heart of a precocious girl at once and go on an inspection.”
I sent someone again.
– The Archmage Heinz is a wise and witty old man. It’s not perverted, it’s not sane, and it’s not as uninteresting as a kokeshi doll. If so, I think it’s a suitable Inseon to inspect together.
The reply came back.
-no! I hate it for no reason!
An old wooden staff fell from the hand of the Archmage Heinz, who had become unfavorable for no reason.
“What the hell was my last life… Is it really wrong to believe that if you practice your magic you can become a popular grandpa? Cool! Cool! Whoops!”
Heinz grabbed his chest and fell in agony.
It was a coin-wearing horse.
“… … .”
While the three incompetent people rushed to the temple to take the archmage who was in charge of the wisdom of the Fellowship of the Ring, I sent another person.
– Let’s go to the sauna tour with me.
-great!
Lina was an easy girl to me.
“What can I do in the sauna?”
“First, wash your body in the hot tub, change clothes, and then go into the sauna room to sweat in the break room.”
“Yes! okay!”
“… Don’t follow me in the men’s bath. Washing is not mixed bathing.”
“Yes!”
Did I really understand?
I washed my body, trying to calm my anxious mind, and went out to the break room.
Waiting impatiently in the break room for some time.
“Hey! I feel lighter, boss!”
“You look better than you think.”
“In the bath, the female warrior sister told me! In preparation for the ordeal to come, you must wash yourself with reverence and receive a spell to increase your heat tolerance, pain tolerance, and burn tolerance!”
You don’t have to prepare so hard.
It’s like you’re entering some hellish furnace.
“Eat elvan eggs before entering the sauna.”
“yes? what is that?”
“It is an egg that has been boiled at a high temperature.”
“Why are you eating it?”
“It is the tradition and custom of the barbarian people.”
Lina ate eggs.
“It’s more edible than I thought!”
“Better than cotton candy?”
“Not that.”
Is it an immediate answer?
Pretend to be a little worried.
“Then it’s time to go to the sauna!”
“First, take a lightly loess sauna… … .”
“Isn’t there anything like that?”
It really is.
Besides, for some reason, the names of the saunas are all unusual.
[The Warrior’s Trial] [Striker’s Anguish] [Priest’s Despair] [Blacksmith with Singularity]
I don’t know if this is a sauna or a dungeon.
I checked the internal temperature written in small print next to the signpost.
[Trial of the Warrior] [100-200 degrees]
[Striker’s agony] [200-500 degrees]
[Priest’s Despair] [500-1000 degrees]
[Blacksmith with a singularity] [1000-3000 degrees]
X foot. what is this sauna
Hell’s Forge.
Even ceramics do not bake at 3000 degrees.
“uh… that is… In the sauna, the ring… … .”
“Of course I can’t! Because it melts!”
“I think my body will melt before that.”
“it’s okay! They also sell holy water and defensive magic circles!”
“… … .”
Lina takes off the ring, but a greater ordeal awaits me.
how do i get into this
Are you really going to die if you go in?
‘No, if there is holy water and defensive magic, it might be something.’
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My body sync rate is 1%.
no pain
Lina is taller than me, so she will be able to endure it for a while.
But the pain is different.
This is no different than a manly-style battle of endurance.
Fighting the fear of losing my stamina.
Enduring the pain caused by Lina’s bitter heat.
It is a final battle of ordeal and pain that is as difficult as receiving the murderous rays of the sun with your whole body. There is only one winner. It is a heartless, winner-take-all battle in which one competes to see which one lasts longer.
Come on, Lina.
I will prove that my willpower surpasses you!
“help me.”
chee profit.
It ran out in a minute.
It’s not painful, but my HP dropped to 10.
“Hehe! I went on a date with the boss! You beat the boss!”
Lina was very satisfied.
Do I have to offset all this pain with that smile?
Let’s move on even if it seems like we’re losing a little.
“Whoa. It was a tough day.”
As I was about to lie down on the bed, dysentery came down from the ceiling.
He was seen reaching out to the ring case in which the ring was placed.
“What are you doing.”
“Startle.”
“Are you surprised with your mouth? … .”
Lee Jill said sternly.
“I want to go on a date too.”
“Shut up. Before I cut off my finger.”
As I remembered the hardships of the past, a venom came out without me knowing.
Ijil wept bitterly.
I had to sweat for a long time to soothe the dysentery.
After barely soothing the dysentery, I went out on the veranda.
He made eye contact with the assassins who were trying to infiltrate.
“… … .”
“… … .”
“good.”
“yes.”
Also, this ring is dangerous.
I went straight to the sauna.
“An evil absolute ring must not exist in this world.”
I threw the ring of absolute obedience at the blacksmith sauna where the singularity came from.
The ring melted.
The Fellowship of the Rings finally achieved its purpose, and peace finally came to the world. And the next day, Brutus came.
“I made a ring of immortality, but this one… … .”
“Burn.”
“yes?”
“Are you going to burn the ring? Or will you burn to death?”
“… … .”
After that, the creation of artifacts by Brutus was prohibited by law.
[217] Gaiden 8. The Strongest Detective Caesar
(※Assuming that Detective Caesar solves the case)
(※It has absolutely nothing to do with the main story in the work.)
From https://noblemtl.net
My name is Caesar.
He is the ace detective of Meyer Detective Agency, where the strongest detectives gather.
There hasn’t been a single case I haven’t been able to solve so far.
skill at its peak.
That’s why I get the public’s envy.
When anyone stands by me, I become humble and insignificant.
There are very few people who can be with me like that.
Wilhelm Meyer.
Only the boss of Meyer’s Detective Agency.
And now the boss said to me with an expressionless face, who had just left for work.
“Sandwich.”
“… … .”
On my way to work, I gave away the sandwich I bought.
The boss ate the sandwich.
After all, only the boss treats the strongest detective like this.
“boss. I have something to tell you.”
“What.”
“I want to work.”
I dropped the sandwich the boss was eating.
“Are you serious?”
“yes.”
“I wish the accident would stop if possible.”
I smiled fiercely, revealing it.
“My investigation method was not harsh. The criminals were just weaklings.”
“What the hell is wrong with destroying a whole house and asking for the price of the house while you’re working as a detective? You must be strong, but you have a very poor value for money.”
“Then, if you ask for the price of the house, you can give him a large amount of work.”
Perhaps it was a reasonable rebuttal, the boss tapped the chair with his finger. third time. four times. five times. As I counted the numbers, I was certain that the boss’s mind had been inclined.
The boss’s decision does not take more than 5 seconds. The reason I put more time into it is because I’m thinking of a job to entrust to.
“Investigate the murder case of the Kato family.”
“All right.”
I have been handed over the material.
It was boring stuff.
“It’s nothing.”
Kato (male, 33 years old).
He is the owner of a small dojo, and it is said that he was found dead in his dojo with a knife stuck in his back.
Although the level of assets is not great, he had one wife, and he and Kato’s disciple, the first eyewitness, reported it to the guards, but because there was not enough money to pay the bribe, the investigation was stopped and he went to the detective’s office.
“I hate things that don’t make money.”
It was early, but I went to a tavern in the back alley of the gloomy eastern district.
“A glass of rum.”
Detective is a hard-boiled profession. A cold, cold, and heartless job.
I don’t feel like working until I don’t even have a strong drink.
“Hehehe. Do you remember the guy named Gato who ran after him on the dojo street?”
“iced coffee. He was a guy with nothing to see. It’s such a trivial dojo where there are only two apprentices in the dojo. They only take up precious land, so it would be better to die quickly and give up the land.”
“It’s not like a guy with a reputation as a samurai gets stabbed in the back with a knife. It must have been that the sword was stabbed while running away in shame after losing the confrontation.”
A passing employee trembled at the conversation of drunken customers.
“Stop it. Gato is not a coward.”
“The shells are for nothing! Ooh heh heh!”
“Why don’t you forget those cowards and play with us? yes?”
The drunkard grabbed the employee’s arm and tried to harass her.
It’s cliche and cliche.
puck! Clink!
“Ahh!”
“Some madman threw a drink!”
“What kind of guy are you!”
I got up with my sword and stood up.
“The world’s strongest detective, Caesar.”
The drunkards faltered.
“A crazy detective who kills anyone except for the client?”
“The monster of Detective Meyer… !”
“Shit. A detective overflowing with resentment was attached to something like Gato.”
The drunkards groaned and ran backwards.
It was the will that I didn’t want to get involved for nothing.
I ran out of the bar chasing them.
“Aww! Why are you following me!”
“go away! Kato’s wife is in the bar!”
“It’s an employee! Back to the employee!”
I ran without heeding the shouts of drunkards.
He grabbed the drunkard one by one, then punched them in the face.
I felt my face sink in a light blow.
one guy. two guys.
This is the last three guys.
“for a moment! Promise me you won’t hit me! Then I will give you the information!”
I pounded his stomach hard.
“Cuckoo!”
“The method you are proposing is not sophisticated. I suggest.”
He grabbed his bald head and pulled it up, growling low.
“If you don’t want to die, blow everything you know.”
The drunkard frantically poured out everything he knew about Kato and his wife. Kato is a poor dojo owner, and one of his two pupils fled, fed up with the samryu martial arts.
The other disciple was guarding the empty dojo, but it was just cleaning, and it was said that Kato’s wife was working as a bar lady to earn a living.
No matter how much I listen, I don’t see any reason to keep this guy alive.
“iced coffee! That was it! The enemy of Gato!”
“The enemy of Gato?”
“Gato’s wife, Dorothy, is a beautiful woman. Baron Alphonse, who had loved her, may have been tricked.”
Now it smells a little satisfying.
I smashed the drunken man’s face and smashed a bunch of his teeth.
“Ouch! Uh, why… … .”
“It didn’t kill. Instead, your cheeky mouth will not make fun of you.”
I went to see Kato’s wife.
“you… What did the drunkards do?”
“Knocked out.”
“Don’t be silly!”
Gato’s wife, Dorothy, was furious.
“You are just a passing relationship in this back alley, but me and them are different. “For the violence you have committed, I will face even more retaliation from them for the rest of my life.”
“Right. It would be better to kill him.”
“yes? sleep… … .”
I returned to the street where I beat up the men.
The stunned men were just getting up and waking up.
When he hit his head with a brick he picked up nearby, he died instantly.
“Hey hey hey! Aww! (Why are you doing this! Saying you saved me!)
“What are you talking about, you X-god?”
puck
The drunkard was hit by a brick and collapsed to death.
I returned to the bar.
“Unless they come against the Abyss, they cannot retaliate.”
“You killed him!?”
“I am Caesar. I am a detective who came to solve the Kato murder case.”
“You came to solve a murder case and you killed three people!”
“That is strange. I killed a cheap drunk dog.”
Dorothy raised her hands and fidgeted, then lowered them and sighed deeply.
“You are a complete man. Let me forget that.”
“I want to meet the two disciples of Gato.”
“Are you suspicious of them?”
“You know when you see it.”
“I’m at work right now, so after work… … .”
thump.
“These days, dogs even carry people’s money.”
“president. I’m off work.”
We headed to Kato’s dojo.
The dojo was in a dirty, remote and inconspicuous corner.
Even the country doesn’t want to come to such a place.
“The location condition is garbage.”
“He bought land in a place like this, saying that those who want to learn dojo martial arts have to endure this much trouble.”
“How many students did you have in your prime?”
“Three.”
“One more than I heard.”
“One is dead, one is beaten, and only one is left.”
I nodded.
Silence continued.
Dorothy asked sarcastically.
“Aren’t you going to ask about the dead student?”
“It is not uncommon to die while learning martial arts.”
“… Where did you learn the martial arts?”
That’s right.
This woman has extraordinary insight.
“Rave! The detective wants to see you.”
“Hello, detective.”
The last remaining disciple of the dojo was a corrupt little boy.
Almost no muscle.
“The excitement went down. It’s not even worth killing.”
“Did you plan to kill me!?”
“Of course. A disciple who cannot even take revenge on his master. Even as an outsider, I feel ashamed. Wasn’t the Kato-ryu martial arts only this much?”
Rave clenched his small fist and wheezeed.
“Is this the end of staring?”
“Profit!”
“Rave! stop!”
Despite Dorothy’s persuasion, Rave clenched her fists and ran away.
puck.
A fist that didn’t itch slammed against my strong thigh.
“Aww!”
For some reason, Rave, who had attacked, grabbed his wrist and screamed.
This is a man
Guess I’ll have to wear women’s clothes and live as a woman.
“Don’t insult the master! Weakness is not Kato-ryu martial arts. I was just weak!”
“Hey. Aren’t I afraid?”
“If it was Master, I wouldn’t back down! No matter how strong the opponent is, his heart of justice will not be broken!”
I put my head in front of Rave.
Surprised, Rave hummed and fell backwards.
Even though she was terrified and shedding tears, she stared straight into her eyes.
“is it.”
I raised my hand.
He patted the boy’s wrinkled forehead with his finger.
“Ouch!”
“The ground suits you. Stay there.”
“bad guy! swine!”
“The time for the little ones is over. This is the adult time.”
“… … !”
A group of swordsmen appearing around the dojo.
A sharply pointed sword is undoubtedly a true sword.
“Mrs. Dorothy. Who are these guys?”
“They are the soldiers of the Cheonghak Armed Forces! It’s a bunch of mean people who attack the land of Gato. I never thought that I would attack a dojo with only women and children… … .”
“ma’am. I didn’t ask that.”
I corrected her misunderstanding.
“Can I kill you? Can’t you just kill me?”
“… They deserve to die. But killing them is physically and socially difficult… … .”
“That’s not my job.”
Soldiers in blue robes rushing from all directions.
As soon as the enemy’s sword entered my gap, my whole body was awakened.
Without realizing it, a cold smile appeared on my lips.
see.
your swordsman.
It slipped between the two swords and cut it short with subversive power. Two swinging swords intertwined with the four that followed, making a mess.
The sword of the enemies, which had become a single, disorderly mass, became the absolute weakest.
I am different They twisted their swords with superpowers beyond understanding, and struck down their swords that were united with one point.
bang!
Kaah!
All six swords were crushed into powder.
He swung his superior sword towards the astonished swordsmen and cut one, then turned and slashed another. The enemies moved only when the third swordsman was cut in the ensuing rotation.
Still, my turn wasn’t over. Grasping the end of his breath, he grabbed the falling blade with his left hand.
Whoa!
The fourth swordsman was decapitated by the sharp blade. The two swordsmen stretched out their hands to the waist of each other through the blood that splattered like a fountain.
come.
Two white flashes of light. The gap between the swords does not reach, but it is not a weapon that only swings the sword.
puck!
The sword thrown using the power of his wrist pierced the body of one man.
The remaining one turned his sword and struck the blade.
Still, this one is on top.
Kaang!
The sword face that was hit directly by a gale-like kick was shattered. Before the startled guy could correct his posture, the kick that made the final turn hit his head directly.
Whoa!
Whoops!
Six swordsmen were annihilated. Rave opened her mouth blankly at the battle that had taken place involuntarily, astonished.
“Go, strong… … .”
“Don’t take the word “strong” out of your mouth. Your master is stronger than me.”
“I can’t. Master Kato is kind, but his martial arts aren’t that great… … .”
What a cheeky little boy.
“Ouch! Why are you hitting me!”
“Gato may have been lower than me in terms of strength and swordsmanship. However, he had been defending the dojo without any compromise against powerful enemies like this. Does his courage really seem weak?”
“It can’t be!”
“That’s it.”
“Ugh… … .”
Rave cried.
“It’s the first time. The one who said the Master was not in vain.”
“It is the responsibility of the disciple to carry out that will.”
“But, for me right now… … .”
“Have you already forgotten what is more important than swordsmanship?”
“Courage.”
“If you don’t forget that fighting spirit, you too will one day become the strongest detective in the world.”
Rave’s expression turned into a worm.
“I don’t want to be a detective.”
“Why?”
“It’s Park Bong.”
Dorothy interrupted their confused conversation.
“stop! I don’t have time to be like this. Since you killed the swordsmen at Cheonghak Dojo, Baron Alfonso, who watches over the dojo, will move. Run away before the city guard and the baron’s privates come in.”
“You mean you’re going to throw away Gato’s seal and run away?”
“If you don’t run, you’ll be caught as a criminal! You can’t make a lifesaver a criminal. This seal, if it only brings misfortune to own, I’d rather sell it!”
“Even if Baron Alfonso was the one who killed Gato?”
“… … !”
Dorothy’s eyes fluttered sharply.
Know.
It is the eyes of the afflicted.
trembling, and flickering.
The only thing that will come at the end is despair that has faded away.
“I can’t help it. Fighting with force is also a sin, and if we do not take away what we have, we lose even our lives.”
“A pathetic thing.”
damn.
Dorothy, who had been hit in the face, wrinkled her eyes.
I said looking at her.
“Who do you think you hired? The world’s strongest detective, Caesar.”
“What are you talking about?”
“A detective is not finished until the criminal is caught. Wait patiently until Baron Alfonso’s supplies come along.”
Dorothy’s eyes widened.
While working as a detective, I have seen such eyes countless times.
I muttered as I walked towards the Cheonghak Officer.
ugly thing.
You slapped me so hard on the cheek that my eyes were dry.
-Continued on next episode-
[218]
After leaving Kato’s dojo, I went straight to the Cheonghak Military Officer.
“That guy… !”
“Stop!”
Annoying gatekeepers appeared.
“Great!”
“Aww!”
He threw the gatekeepers with broken arms over the door and stepped in.
“I’m sorry. I don’t know how to turn it off.”
As I stepped inside, trampling on the fallen, the lower-class soldiers who were training stung. All of them turned back, frightened and withdrawn, showing a fear of confronting me.
okay. Also, this one is normal.
Little kid Rave was just abnormal. The one with the sword becomes a beast, and the beasts instinctively recognize the beast. Rolling its tail is cowardly and nothing to do with it, it’s just normal.
“Meier Detective Agency’s exclusive detective Caesar. I can’t help but believe in a brutal criminal who commits countless crimes of vandalism and murder in the process of apprehending the criminal.”
“Who are you?”
“As for me, I am the 13th immediate disciple of Cheongryu sword and the progenitor of Cheonghak swordsmanship, Cheonghak.”
I frowned.
“Your explanation is poor.”
“What?”
“The mutt that wipes Baron Alphonse’s back. Have you forgotten the most important introduction?”
Cheong-Hak’s face turned red.
“How dare you insult me! I cannot forgive you.”
“Go ahead.”
“I’ll give you a one-on-one deal with fairness!”
At Cheonghak’s command, the intermediate unarmed men who were training at the inner training center rushed out.
“… … .”
No matter what country it is, I’m not used to it.
Chunghak shouted shamelessly.
“I’ve heard the notoriety of the world’s strongest detective. I’m not going to make a fuss about fighting you one-on-one. However, if it was a passing team with a hundred subordinates, it would be equal in terms of power!”
The villain who gave up face was strong. In my heart, I was happy with this development. This is like a difficult, heartbreaking, hard-boiled 3H job.
I smiled coldly and pulled my hand out of my arms.
“Ugh! Everyone stop!”
“crazy! It’s a magic scroll!”
Looking at the terrified men, I asked.
“Where did that confidence go?”
“Crazy! How much does it cost for one piece? Bring it to us! Even after three months of military service, it’s not even worth the price of a single scroll!”
“It’s not my part.”
“Did Gato’s wife even give him the price of the land as a remuneration!?”
for a moment. Suddenly, a message I learned from the boss came to my mind.
At this time, the boss told me to say something like this.
“If it was a paycheck, I got something more valuable.”
“Is there any hidden treasure!?”
“It’s her tears.”
He spoke towards Cheonghak, who was dumbfounded and opened his mouth wide.
“A woman’s tears are more beautiful than any jewel.”
Cheonghak’s subordinates murmured.
“what. That detective guy is cool. I can’t fight like this. We look so trash.”
“That man said he would fight one-on-one for a woman’s tears, but we paid money to learn martial arts at the dojo while trying to lynch one-on-one.”
“Even if I win this, it’s not a win.”
The morale of Cheonghak’s subordinates plummeted.
“Turn it off. Then I will spare your life.”
“Ugh… … .”
“I think you need a hint to help you make a choice.”
I kicked the nearest uninhabited man at first.
“100 million!”
When the intermediate warrior fell, he raised the fallen warrior.
And then fell asleep again.
Then, he grabbed the man who was struggling and made him stand up.
“Why, why are you here? Why are you only hitting me?”
“What I want to do is because I have a constitution in which my intuition is unleashed.”
“Ugh… … .”
“But what about this? I want to feed a bomb into a person’s stomach right now. Is the small one better or the big one better?”
“Hey!”
When the two scrolls were pushed in, Mu-in was confused and fled.
The other warriors around them also hardened their complexions.
I couldn’t even make eye contact, so I hesitated, and then everyone turned their backs.
“Where is the irrelevant owner trying to bury him secretly?”
“damn! You are another!”
“Thank you for revealing my forgotten identity.”
Chunghak fiercely threatened.
“It’s no use threatening me. If there is a threat to my identity, then Baron Alfonso is the only one to come.”
“That was fine. Still, I was going to use you to call the baron.”
“… … .”
Cheonghak became a face that said, “This is not it.”
“Detective. I will hand over the real culprit who killed Kato.”
“That’s an interesting proposition.”
“The immunity granted to the detective at the time the criminal was arrested is revoked. It will be impossible to play chess any more.”
Like an evil villain, he has a nimble head.
Cheonghak freed the soldiers and brought some men.
It was Rave and Dorothy, and the first blond kid I had ever seen.
“The promise is different! Let go of this!”
“Shut up! The ungrateful bitch who killed my master!”
Cheonghak hit the blond little boy on the floor, spitting and spitting.
“This guy is the real culprit who killed Gato.”
“Reena… !”
“Uh-huh. Don’t be fooled, Madame Dorothy. You brought them in as hostages as well.”
Dorothy said, pointing to the little boy.
“That kid was also Gato’s second disciple at one time.”
“Once upon a time, huh?”
“After the death of the youngest disciple in an argument with the Cheonghak Military Officer, he is a traitor who entrusted the Cheonghak Military Martial Arts Officer instead of the incompetent Gatoryu Martial Arts Officer.”
Lina turned her head coldly.
“You are bad! The youngest died because he learned a dojo martial arts that was of no help. It would be better for me to die for such garbage martial arts and the master of the studio who teach me!”
I glanced at the little boy named Lina.
I feel bad for some reason.
Just looking at them makes me angry and seems to have cancer.
“okay! I am the culprit!”
Lina exclaimed as if using evil.
I don’t like it.
I really don’t like it.
“I guess you didn’t want to kill Gato.”
“Hey, what does that mean!”
“He who is proud of his crime does not cry and cry.”
Lina wept. Dorothy pushed aside the soldiers and approached Lina and hugged her. Rave with a wooden sword stood in front of them and was vigilant about the surroundings.
Kato had a good disciple.
Without realizing it, I felt envious. It is a life that is not allowed for me, walking the path of the strongest and lonely detective. So I thought I wanted to protect them even more.
“Cheonghak. Anyone can easily guess that you committed a murder teacher.”
“The law is not on your side. Baron Alfonso would prove my innocence. Regardless of whether I’m really innocent. This is the difference between the haves and the have-nots! Ha ha ha ha!”
I threw my sword at the unlucky splitting Cheonghak.
snuggle
Cheonghak, who had his stomach pierced by a sword, collapsed.
“Aww! The irrelevant owner suffered!”
“Everyone run away!”
He’s like a pyramid.
It was in contrast to Kato’s disciples that not a single student would protect his injured side.
“Thank you, Caesar. Thanks to that, we were able to catch the culprit.”
“What nonsense!”
I slapped Dorothy on the cheek.
Confused Dorothy looked at me.
“What is this!”
“What kind of nonsense are you talking about!”
I grabbed Dorothy’s collar.
“Isn’t the man you loved, Kato so weak that he would die from such a work of a pyramid!”
“that… … .”
Dorothy wept and sobbed.
“He trusted Lina. Since he truly believed that the disciple he trusted would not betray him, he must have been willing to give his life when he realized that he was threatened by them. whoops… … .”
“It was a forced murder. Cheonghak, an independent owner, is only the end that led to this.”
“Are you trying to arrest Baron Alfonso, who moved Cheonghak from behind?”
I flatly denied it.
“There is no way such a weak guy could be the culprit!”
“yes?”
Dorothy was perplexed.
“No one really wants to trouble Gato and me except Baron Alfonso.”
“Wrong. you are firmly wrong The true culprit is the darkness that pervades this society and the one who spreads it!”
“yes?”
I yelled at the dumb Dorothy.
“You don’t want to catch the real culprit! Are you planning to make another Gato!”
“Well, that’s the intention… … .”
“Do not close your eyes to injustice. Go to the end of Hell and kill the criminal. We will destroy this society that recognized Baron Alfonso and the like as nobles who used the Cheonghak Military Officer to destroy Gato’s dojo!”
Dorothy was deeply sorry for her folly.
“Then how can we destroy this society?”
“It is a revolution.”
“How about a revolution?”
“It’s about destroying everything that doesn’t belong to us.”
“Blood-stained revenge! like. I would be happy to help.”
I attacked Baron Alfonso’s mansion and acquired the forbidden magic book.
Dorothy became a witch through a magic book.
The connection between the strongest detective and the evil witch Dorothy was strong.
No enemy could fight against us.
We tore apart the great demons hidden in the city’s darkness.
“Aww! Crazy detective!”
“Which detective is stronger than the knight!?”
“help me! I don’t want to die!”
He defeated numerous dark organizations and dyed the streets of the night with blood. There is not a single day when the bloody smell does not go away, but such a trivial problem is irrelevant.
A hard-boiled detective is not afraid to see blood. We waged a fierce battle with all the dark organizations in the dark district of Brahm.
“Uncle detective. Will Kato forgive me… ?”
“Surely it will.”
Lina smiled sadly and hugged the bomb scroll.
“thank you. Now I can go without hesitation.”
“Lina aaLina!”
“Rave. I’ll ask Dorothy’s sister.”
Lina tore the bomb scroll.
She met a fierce end in the aristocratic family.
Without that sacrifice, we would not have succeeded in annihilating the aristocratic family that looked after the dark organizations.
“It’s over.”
“Mr Caesar. What are you going to do in the future?”
“I’m going back to the detective office.”
“After such a big commotion, I and Rave cannot live in this city. Would you like to leave with us?”
“As long as there is an incident, there is no rest for a detective.”
Dorothy smiled sadly, saying she knew that.
“Someday we will meet again, won’t we?”
“I wish that day never happened. Because there is only one person who encounters the detective, the criminal or the victim.”
“… I know. During that time, I’ve been very accustomed to it. Thank you so much.”
Rave stopped following Dorothy through the gates.
“Brother Caesar. Will I be able to become a great detective like you?”
“impossible.”
“Boo… … .”
“As long as I am alive, the position of the world’s best detective will not change. But maybe you could be the second strongest detective in the world.”
“older brother… ! Please don’t forget me and wait. One day I will come back as the second strongest detective in the world!”
Dorothy and Rave left the city.
Although many villains have been eliminated, it will not be easy for them to return to the city, branded as evil due to the propaganda offensive of the nobles.
Still, the day will come when I will come back proudly.
“… … .”
So our journey came to an end.
I returned to the Meyer Detective Agency with the Medal of Honor received at Brahma City Hall.
“boss. The case has been resolved.”
“… you. What the hell have you been doing? I sent you to solve a murder case, so why do you destroy the dark organization and go around chasing the heads of corrupt nobles?”
“The death of Gato was caused by the corrupt evil that pervades this society. By punishing the corrupt evil, I was able to get rid of the true culprit that killed Gato.”
The boss opened his mouth blankly.
No matter how much the boss, this performance seems to open his mouth.
With this, promotion is guaranteed.
“Caesar.”
“Yes.”
“You are fired.”
“… … .”
From https://noblemtl.net
My name is Caesar.
A hard-boiled unemployed person wandering the cold night streets.
[219] Gaiden 9. Caesar selling oranges
(※Boss, Caesar, and Lina just eat oranges)
(※The timing of the work was mixed up.)
The main source of income for the dark organization is collection at the business site.
The business place and the dark organization are inseparable from each other.
“Go away! You wicked criminals!”
“Master. The law is far and the fist is close. Do you want to experience it?”
“Help me.”
… That’s roughly how it feels.
“boss. Today, I finished collecting the Chi sales office.”
“Good job, Caesar.”
For some reason, the urge to fire Caesar was suppressed, swallowed, and the amount collected was confirmed.
“It’s strange.”
“Did something go wrong?”
“The amount collected is significantly lower than the expected amount.”
I used my accounting skills to analyze the cause.
The answer came quickly.
“The tangerine farm is the problem.”
“Can I make a sea of blood and come?”
“… So nothing gets done.”
Caesar is of no help other than swinging his fists.
This time, I will have to visit the store in person.
“farmer. Why is this only the proceeds from the sale of tangerines?”
“that is… You know when you eat it. Try one tangerine.”
I forgot the tangerine.
“It’s a tangerine.”
“Are you okay?”
“It’s okay.”
For some reason, the farmer looked tired.
I fed tangerines to Caesar, who accompanied me.
“Not tasty.”
oh Synchronization rate 1% had no taste.
I guess it just didn’t sell because it didn’t taste good.
“How tasteless a tangerine is?”
“The tangerine is so tasteless that you want to kill the farmer.”
“It doesn’t look like it has any taste at all.”
“Those cheap tangerines would be eaten by the elderly with dementia. It has a refreshing taste, so it might be helpful in treating dementia.”
“… … .”
great.
Let’s get this business out of the way.
“for a moment!”
The farmer was the first to point out.
“You guys, are you sure you don’t have the confidence to sell these tangerines?”
“… What?”
“If you’re scared, there’s nothing you can do about it. The black mountain sashimi boss must have a reputation for being a pathetic person who can’t even sell tasteless tangerines! I overestimated the black mountain sashimi boss!”
I didn’t live up to expectations?
this me?
How dare you try to cut and evaluate me as you please!
“I will make you regret it! Occasionally, I will sell all the mandarin oranges and flatten your nose!”
I was so arrogant and had the members of the organization bring the harvested tangerines to the hideout. The one-minute ho-yeon-gi returned with 200 boxes of discarded tangerines that did not have an answer.
“… boss. What are you going to do with all of this?”
“Sell everything.”
“Who buys tangerines that are so filthy and tasteless?”
Lina flaunted the facts.
I’m at a loss for an answer.
To be honest, I just threw it out, but I’m not confident in selling it either.
“You have to figure it out.”
“I passed it on!?”
“I am disappointed. Your abilities are only this much.”
I glared at my men with cold, scornful eyes.
“yes. swarm.”
Lina politely declined.
Sheesh. I’m not coming over
I didn’t get hit because I wasn’t a man.
“How dare these tangerines try to tarnish my reputation. I can’t forgive you. I will prove my ability by selling everything.”
“… … .”
Because Caesar was a man, he was beaten.
Or maybe it’s just because I’m stupid.
-Sales of tangerines. 5 silver per box.
Caesar started his business by stacking boxes of tangerines on a street lined with street vendors.
Naturally, the tangerine was rumored to be filthy and tasteless, and hardly ever sold.
“boss. Tangerines are not sold.”
“Because your abilities are lacking.”
“boss. Please lend me your wisdom.”
I spit out the words that came to mind.
“Have you tried adjusting the price? We just need to sell the entire amount before we count the profits.”
“The boss is also great. It is truly a masterpiece.”
Caesar took a marker and drew a line on the newsstand.
And then I fixed the price by hand.
-Sales of tangerines. 5 gold in one box.
“… … .”
What if we raise the price 100 times there?
It goes without saying that not a single box is sold.
Even pineapples from the southern regions are not sold at that price.
“boss. Tangerines are not sold.”
“Change your sales strategy.”
“Give me an example.”
“Promote people passing by to want to buy tangerines.”
“All right.”
Caesar broke a box of tangerines.
Then he munched on a tangerine and ate it.
“Ugh! what is that guy I’m chewing a tangerine with the peel!”
“Why are you staring at us!?”
“Mom, I’m scared. I don’t want to go there.”
Even people passing by stopped walking.
The owners of the street vendors from the store next door rushed in.
“Can’t you stop that painful-looking performance right now!?”
“You can’t do business this way!”
Caesar inflated his muscles threateningly.
“Are you dissatisfied with my business now?”
“Oh, no. It is good for health to eat tangerines with their peels peeled.”
“If you sell at night than during the day, you will sell better.”
Caesar had no talent at all in trade.
He completely believed the words the street vendors picked up and served.
“I think the store owners are right. I don’t think it’s effective to sell tangerines next to a street vendor selling yakitori or cotton candy. I also have to do business at night.”
“… Then.”
Caesar participated in the night market.
The yakitori and cotton candy vendors thought they would beat up the night business for a day and closed the store.
In terms of food competition, it could be said that it was successful, but the stores that entered instead of empty seats were a problem.
– A drug that makes you feel better when you eat it. 1 silver per gram.
-I sell stolen goods. line presentation.
For some reason, dark merchants started to set up shops around.
He must have misunderstood what Caesar looked like.
“Hey, you guys.”
Unable to see, I spoke directly to the dark merchants.
“Can’t you see the tangerine business? Where would you dare to sell such a bad thing next to the mandarin oranges?”
The dark merchants were genuinely puzzled.
“I have already heard rumors of a monopoly store selling poisoned tangerines on the black market. Are you going to come and take the shichimi now?”
“There is no way there is a mandarin orange boss who looks so cold and cruel. It is assumed that tangerines are for ornamental purposes, and that the actual business is a murder contract. Don’t worry, I won’t report it to the guards because of my business partner’s affection.”
“… … .”
this is ugly
You don’t even realize that you normally sell tangerines.
Still, the black market is different from the daytime buyers.
During the day, people who didn’t even come close occasionally stopped by.
“I have one person I want to kill, how much will it cost?”
“It’s 5 gold. Take a box of tangerines as a bonus.”
Don’t take a murder commission in a hurry.
Do not sell the tangerine box as a bonus.
“Caesar. When you receive a murder contract, you become entangled with the guards. Only sell tangerines.”
“boss. That is physically impossible.”
Have you already given up?
“It’s disappointing. Were you a mean-spirited man who couldn’t take responsibility for the words he said while making a weak voice when the situation changed?”
“no. I am a heartless and cruel real man.”
“Then prove it.”
Caesar caught a passerby.
Then he forcibly bit a tangerine in his mouth.
“Wow! What are you!”
“Buy a tangerine.”
“Wow! stinky! What is this!”
“If you don’t buy tangerines, I will kill you.”
“Hey!”
Caesar sold two boxes of tangerines under pressure.
And he was arrested by the guards.
“Even in a black market, it is difficult to stun a passer-by by feeding them harmful substances. At least you have to pretend to sell the product. Next time, please consider our situation properly.”
“i get it.”
“I have received bail, and I will release the subordinate. Should we dispose of toxic substances here?”
“… Just give it back.”
“All right. I released him, but if there are reports of forcibly feeding people with toxic substances, it will not end with bail.”
The guards put a firm grip on them.
[Bail 1 gold has been deducted.]
[Caesar’s detention is lifted.]
[If you are detained by a guard for the same crime in the future, you will be subject to aggravated punishment. Approach criminal acts more secretly and cautiously.]
I made 20 silver by selling four boxes of tangerines and collected 1 gold as bail.
minus 80 silver.
It was a business that started to make a profit, but it turned negative.
“It’s a mess.”
“sorry.”
“It’s not your fault… It’s not, but it’s also the tangerine’s fault. never mind.”
In the first place, even the guards recognized the tangerine as a toxic substance, and the system also stipulates that the act of selling the tangerine is a crime. It was the wrong choice to start selling tangerines like this.
“boss. We will take the advice of the guards and try to sell mandarin oranges again.”
“Stop it. This is something you cannot afford.”
“It’s not like that. Does the boss think that I am a cheap man who will give in to this mandarin orange or something?”
yes. yes it looks
It’s a body that has already been defeated once and was imprisoned in kindergarten.
I want to throw a fastball, but I’m afraid to even say it because I have the momentum to hit one.
“You are a manly man. I’m sure we’ll find another way.”
“thank you. I will prove that the trust of the boss is not in vain.”
Leaving behind Caesar, who was looking for a sales strategy with bloody eyes for some reason, Lina whispered into my ear.
“boss. I don’t think it will sell out even after a year has passed.”
“Before that, everything will rot.”
“Ahhh. That’s a masterpiece. But wouldn’t it be a little difficult?”
The only thing that bothers him is his pride.
what do i know
“What do you do when a self-broken slayer starts to relieve stress in a different way? The boss and the cute Lina should be in charge of that.”
“ah.”
“Why can’t I just raise and comfort the massacre maniac and encourage him to be a real man even if he doesn’t sell tangerines?”
In fact, in the order of the Black Mountain Society, Caesar was first, Lina was second, and I was only third.
It seems that some sort of psychopathic powers are listed in order.
Anyway, Lina’s advice itself was full of room for consideration. No matter how I think about it, it’s unreasonable to sell it.
“Caesar.”
“Yes, boss.”
“Don’t get me wrong, just listen. You are a real man even if you don’t sell tangerines. So, there is no need to try hard to sell tangerines. To be honest, that’s unanswered waste.”
Caesar gave a look of tremendous shock.
What part of your statement surprised you?
“Is this mandarin orange really waste?”
Are you surprised from there?
That’s why the conversation doesn’t progress.
It was said that the basic premise was firmly blocked.
“Yes. These tangerines are garbage with no commercial value. Selling garbage for money will help the Heuksanhoe, but doing that doesn’t make you a real man.”
“Why?”
“If there is a person who sells stones for gold, would you call that person a real man?”
Caesar replied immediately, saying that there was no room for concern.
“no. I’m going to beat him up and take his gold and make him a real man.”
“… … .”
How do I start with the formula that robbery is a real man?
Have a normal person’s thinking circuit.
You’ve been tainted by the dark pretense of thinking to the core.
“boss. I have an idea.”
“Tell me.”
“After pondering what the guards had to say that night, I came up with a good idea.”
Caesar was as excited as a mathematician who had discovered an unknown formula.
“If you forcibly hand over tangerines and steal money while pretending to sell goods, you won’t be arrested by the guards.”
“… … .”
Wrong.
This guy is just an idiot.
“So, isn’t it enough to do multi-level mandarin oranges?”
“!?”
“Multi-levels can even pretend to sell goods while forcibly handing over goods and extorting money.”
Caesar found a new breakthrough with a completely different approach.
Thus, multi-level sales of mandarin oranges of shock and fear began.
-Continued on next episode-
[220]
An ambitious night when even the moonlight is hazy.
A bloody struggle broke out in the dark streets of Brahm.
“What, what! Why is heuksan sashimi beating us!”
“We did nothing wrong!”
“shit! What are we talking about!”
When the Black Mountain Society attacked and attacked, the small organizations that had been unilaterally defeated also began fierce resistance.
Knifes clashed, blood and flesh spattered, and the screams of the wounded echoed horribly.
Apart from the fierce battle, the superiority of the power was clear from the beginning.
“Tangerine like a dog! Damn tangerines! Tangerines to tear to death!”
“… … .”
Because there is an enraged Caesar here.
From a distance, it seems that he is very angry.
If there are seeds in the tangerine, there is a momentum to shout even a tangerine to eat with seeds.
Caesar led a group of gang members and raided a small group in the dark at random. The commanders of the small organization, who were suddenly attacked by the ferocious Caesar, could not contain their injustice.
“Why are you doing this to us!”
“Ugh. Stop beating.”
“Let’s get it right, you bastard!”
Even the captains, who had been begging with tears and runny noses, were beaten for no reason, so they were smitten by evil and tried to resist by holding on to their trouser crotches. Of course, futile resistance only provoked harsher punishment.
how much time has passed Looking down at the captains who had become super dead, Caesar showed a wretched expression on his face.
“I sell tangerines.”
“… yes?”
“Good profitability.”
Their faces were rotten to the point of indescribably.
It would be like me
Suddenly, a gang of gangsters comes and beats them up, and then they point the trashy tangerine box and force it.
[The Black Mountain Society’s infamy increases by 500.]
[Caesar’s infamy increases by 500.]
[Wilhelm Meyer’s infamy increases by 1000.]
I’m sorry to even say this is embarrassing.
You have to think of it as a sin to have such an idiot as a subordinate.
“Ugh… sad really Those who have them add more.”
“Even if it’s really dirty, I hit this thing.”
“The dark organization of Brahms is so scary. I’ll just go to the capital.”
Caesar, who heard the sighs mixed with sighs, spoke bluntly.
“Sell all the tangerines and go, whether you beat them or leave the city.”
“… … .”
The poor small group leaders were obliged to take over a box of tangerines. In exchange for selling lucrative tangerines instead, each organization was half-forced to pay 5 gold.
Those who don’t have money right now have to pay only the tangerines and sell them for 5 gold to pay in arrears. If you want to make a profit with that, you’ll have to sell it at a higher price than 5 gold, and collect and sell more victims…
‘That’s what those guys do for themselves.’
From https://noblemtl.net
Multilevel is what it is.
“boss. We sold 50 boxes of tangerines at once.”
“Good job.”
“I will sell 150 boxes of tangerines left over to them.”
I shook my head.
“That’s not okay.”
“Why? They are good hogus to use.”
“If you dump too much garbage, they could give up on selling the garbage and report it to the guards.”
One guard detention event is sufficient.
Caesar nodded obediently.
It was a sign of satisfaction just to have sold 50 boxes.
“Can I go to the next city and do the same for the remaining 150 boxes?”
“… It will all rot as we cross the city.”
Even if you kill it, no one will take it.
I’d rather be beaten to death, where are the people who want to pay a huge debt of 5 gold to buy food waste.
If it was Caesar, he would really squeeze it until he received it, so he couldn’t send it to another city. If you are arrested there, the influence of the Black Mountain Society will not reach you and you will have to go to jail.
“boss. There is no way to sell tangerines.”
“Is this going to happen… … .”
The multi-level chance is one-time use.
The remaining 146 boxes must be disposed of by other means.
Even with Caesar’s common sense of a demonic dark man, there seemed to be no further way to deal with chaos.
“Boss! How long will you be selling only tangerines?”
“Until sold out.”
“Because of that mandarin orange, you don’t play with cute Lina at all!”
Can not help it.
I don’t want to play with the cute and fresh Lina, nor do I want to find a way to dispose of those rotting tangerines.
Still, as long as your self-esteem is at stake, you can’t get away with it now.
The mandarin orange plantation owner says he’s hard at work.
What if you forcefully use it as a business place and collect money and fail to properly dispose of the amount? Even malicious rumors will circulate that the Black Mountain Society is an idiot group that can’t even manage its own territory.
Neither a mouse nor a bird should bury the owner of the farmer without knowing it. If you commit a murder at this timing, only worse rumors spread.
“If you don’t want to see all your business locations leave, you have to sell all the tangerines.”
“Boo. I can’t help it. Cute Lina will help you a little.”
Lina presented a completely different sales strategy than before.
“The reason it’s difficult to sell tangerines is because tangerines don’t taste like garbage. Then how about researching a way to make tangerines delicious?”
Caesar snorted.
“Not only was the chest a cliff, but her intelligence was also a cliff. If it’s so easy, there’s no reason to suffer so much.”
“huh! you are stupid! You can go to the temple and receive a blessing!”
“ah.”
Caesar was devastated like a nomadic lost country.
sorry.
To be honest, I didn’t even think of that.
We went to the Church of Healing with whom we were friendly.
Then he held out the garbage mandarin orange and said.
“Bless you.”
“… Do you want me to bless the tangerines?”
“Yes.”
The lower priests were very perplexed.
“It can’t be. Just go.”
“Why not?”
“Even if you bless junk food, food with a bad original will only be a blessed junk food. It doesn’t really taste good.”
“What… !”
“It is possible to purify slightly spoiled or germ-infected food, but making tasteless food delicious is the realm of alchemy. Even the god of corruption and germs can’t solve that. if not… … .”
“if not?”
“If you give each piece of gold, intermediate or higher priests can pour a large amount of divine power to give it a transformed taste. Would you like to?”
crazy. For 1 gold each, it’s very expensive.
Saying that the calculation is not correct.
I thought there was no bullshit group like us, but the denomination does it better.
“for a moment. boss. Did you just hear that it was the realm of pensions?”
“heard.”
“Then why don’t we just go see the alchemist?”
Thanks to Lina’s insight, we made a new breakthrough.
Alchemist Brutus.
If it were him, he would surely be able to make tangerines delicious somehow.
“Available.”
Brutus answered confidently.
“It’s nice to hear you. How long do you think it will take?”
“145 boxes… Well, 24 hours is enough.”
“I think the number of boxes has been reduced by one more. Where did you sell it?”
Caesar answered with a very shrug.
“I sold it to the priests of the temple to use it for purification skill training.”
“… … .”
You’re getting more and more talented at selling tangerines.
I don’t know if I should take this as a big deal or a pity.
“Heh heh. If it’s a delicious tangerine, can Lina eat it too?”
“It’s a delicious tangerine. I look forward to it.”
With anticipation, we returned to the hideout and rested. I was so exhausted that I stayed up all night with the mandarin orange sales force march. It was Caesar who sold it, but me and Lina were always by my side.
Anyway, I was relieved of fatigue and ate delicious food instead of the tired mandarin oranges to recover my exhausted energy. I’m feeling a little better now.
After spending 24 hours like that, he returned to Brutus’s workshop.
“Is the pension successful?”
“yes. We have completed all the pension work.”
The tangerine was shiny like new.
So far it’s fine, but the colors are ultramarine, purple, and black.
It is a dangerous-looking color that cannot be questioned any more.
“Brutus. What does a mandarin orange taste like after alchemy?”
“It tastes delicious.”
Brutus grinned.
“What does that taste like?”
“I don’t know, but it tastes delicious.”
I don’t know why the guy who made it doesn’t taste like the guy who made it.
this is suspicious
I was driven by an ominous feeling for some reason and asked a question.
“Are there any side effects?”
“there is.”
“You are this child… blow the truth What did you do to the tangerine?”
Brutus said, pointing his fingers one by one.
“We have succeeded in three pensions by dividing them into three populations. Specifically… … .”
“Specifically?”
“A tangerine that loses its taste in return for delicious eating, a tangerine whose lifespan is shortened at the cost of eating more deliciously, and a tangerine that loses something more important than its lifespan instead of giving it the best taste.”
you bitch.
You can’t eat any of that.
There is no sense of incongruity even if it is a cursed tangerine because the category is only tangerine.
“It was a mistake to trust that wild alchemist.”
“Boss, I’m sorry… … .”
“It’s not your fault. Brutus’s bizarre desire for experimentation was bad.”
By the way, it is absolutely unreasonable to sell tangerines only after this.
You’re at the point where you’re going to be sued for a claim right now.
“I will try to figure out a way.”
Having come this far, there is no choice but to devise a last resort.
I went to the hideout of a senior intelligence merchant.
“Chuckle. You’ve been doing some interesting things these days.”
“I’m glad I didn’t have to explain the situation.”
“You want to find a way to sell those bizarre tangerines?”
There is no way you can deceive information from a senior information merchant.
Without hesitation or fuss, I honestly agreed.
“Is there no way?”
“There is one way. I had a lot of fun watching this funny commotion, so I’ll let you know for free without paying any special information fee.”
“Hey. My mouth is smiling.”
“It’s about the mood. Feelings.”
“… … .”
A smile like a child playing a bad joke.
“Let’s play a Ponzi scheme.”
“What?”
I was stunned and speechless.
“What kind of tangerines do you have to hit the Ponzi scam?”
The Ponzi scheme is an investment scam that uses the money invested by investors to pay investors a return. It is to receive investment using tangerines, and to recruit more investors to pay the investment.
To put it simply, it’s like flipping a card.
If blocking the card is done with credit, the tangerine Ponzi scam involves betting useless tangerines, and the investors who paid the investment even in the event of a loss are even worse.
“Or is there a way to dispose of it?”
“Ugh. Even with that, I don’t think there are people who are shy enough to be deceived by this mandarin orange.”
“That’s because they’re trying to sell harmful food as food. I don’t think it’ll end with food poisoning if you eat it, but if you force it to someone else, wouldn’t it be a real weapon?”
It was a really, really crazy idea.
“It would be nice to add toxicity to it, and the property of exploding when thrown.”
The high-ranking intelligence merchant established a bridge with the drug lord Panan, adding all kinds of poison to the mandarin oranges, and adding the explosive function and the rapid growth function after the explosion through magical manipulations.
It was the moment when an extremely dangerous weapon in the mask of a tangerine that could never be eaten with a bare mind was born.
“I’ll buy it for 10 gold each!”
“Get 10 and get 10 more!”
Scared of recruiting tangerine bomb investors, dark merchants flocked in like bees.
Tangerine bombs purchased by dark merchants were distributed in small quantities to mercenaries and adventurers through them, and word of mouth was spread by buyers who realized the effects of the sold orange bombs.
After hearing the word of mouth, the wealthy gathered for the purpose of collecting rare items, and the general public began to purchase tangerine bombs for the purpose of speculation.
“All sold.”
“her. How much is this?”
Billions of gold came into their hands.
At best, the tangerines, which would have cost 10 gold if sold for 5 silver per box, generated hundreds of millions of returns. It was an opportunity to realize the effectiveness of margin trading again.
We spent a lot of money and had a nice break. And a month later, an emergency patch was opened as the epidemic turned around with a tangerine bomb.
[Emergency patch notes]
– The apocalyptic weapon that poses a serious threat to the worldview has been recovered. As the apocalyptic weapon disappears, the profits earned by the creators will also be fully recovered.
-Special rewards will be given later as much as the percentage contributed to the production of the apocalyptic weapon.
Billions of gold have evaporated.
It was fun, tangerine baby.
“boss. I just finished collecting. It seems that the funds are not enough for some reason… … .”
I learned a valuable lesson that no matter how hard I try to sell food waste that I can’t get rid of, I only eat shit. I led the gang members to the tangerine farm before being semi-forced to hand over the shipped tangerines.
“No way, dear! The farm is on fire, fire!”
“Shut up. From today on, this is a military sweet potato farm.”
Leaving behind the burning tangerine farm, I turned mercilessly.
The tangerine bomb is a child of the devil who should not be born into this world.
become ashes
After that day, some gamers who could not forget the power of the tangerine bomb started secretly growing tangerines.
Of course, less than a month later, tangerines were designated as hazardous food in all countries.
Now, if it’s a farm, you get goosebumps reflexively.
“boss. Do you make money by selling roasted sweet potatoes?”
“… … .”
Caesar gave up his interest in business only after he bluntly said that business was not the business of men.
[221] Gaiden 10. Mischief Wilhelm Meyer
I’m a coward.
I had enough game skills to get into the ranks of the top rankers in the previous rounds of play, but unfortunately my activities as a gamer were not very popular with people.
By selling items, he earned enough income to make a living, but that was all. It did not become popular or make huge sums of money. It’s inferior to the famous second-class gamers.
“It’s like dirty talents.”
The reason is obvious. Other gamers gained popularity for their natural skills and looks, but my skills are horribly low.
That’s why I nurture NPCs.
There are not a few people who are more interested in raising subordinates than raising gamers, but the taste is different or something.
“Caesar. What are your strength abilities?”
“It’s 25.”
Fortunately, as a ranker perk, he received a lot of handover bonuses from the previous rounds. With that, he made a powerful subordinate Caesar, and with 25 strength, he could arm wrestling with an ogre.
But the problem lies in the character of this guy. A random penalty was given during the character creation process because the stats were too high.
“That’s enough to defeat a goblin.”
“… … .”
“Caesar?”
“Impossible.”
“Why?”
Caesar answered with a sullen and brazen expression on his face.
“It’s scary.”
“… … .”
The hard-chosen subordinate has a phobia of monsters. You go down to the labyrinth, catch monsters and get bonuses while searching, and you have to catch a named monster that others can’t easily hunt to gain popularity, but you can’t hunt.
Of course, there is no way viewers would watch a broadcast like this, and I quickly hit the broadcast.
“Caesar. The price of melon has risen.”
“Can I crush the melon?”
“… sell it.”
He couldn’t hunt, so the path he chose instead was business.
“All right.”
Caesar, a loyal servant, carried a box of melons and went to the market. It feels pitiful to have to sell melons for a real man with 25 strength.
how are you Still, if you make money, that’s fine.
“after. A guy named Ranker is selling melons… The subordinates of the previous episode will be astonished to see it.”
There is no other way because all bonus CPs (Character Points) were used to create Caesar during the character creation process. With my powers, I go down to the labyrinth and fight goblins and die.
1% synchronization rate.
For me, who has the lowest level of synchronization, which is equivalent to the innate talent level in the game, without the agility bonus, all attacks are Miss! It goes away with only a disappointing notification that says
[Caesar assaulted the strawberry merchant.]
[Infamy rises by 15.]
I opened my mouth wide at the sudden alarm.
What is this madman doing when he goes to sell melons?
As we head to Burinake Market, a riot breaks out.
“How dare you sell strawberries that are more popular than boss melons. I cannot forgive you.”
“Hey! Come on, save people!”
“… … .”
Yes.
Caesar only has a phobia of monsters, but he is a fan of people.
It was a mistake to overlook the fact that setting up a causal program for NPCs with low asset levels and high strength only turned them into bullies obsessed with violence.
“Eight!”
While Caesar was beating the Strawberry Merchant, a boy robbed Caesar’s pocket.
“How dare that bastard… … .”
Fearless pickpocketing?
I approached Caesar who was beating the Strawberry Merchant.
“Caesar. My pocket was stolen.”
“… … !”
“It’s that boy.”
Caesar’s momentum became unspeakably ferocious.
“I will kill you right now.”
“If you are caught by the guards, you have to pay a fine.”
“I will pay the rip off to a lowly strawberry merchant instead.”
“It’s wonderful. How much?”
“1 gold and 34 silver.”
“The bail for murder is at least 5 gold.”
Caesar paused.
I hear the sound of a dull head spinning.
“Should I also get the watermelon merchant’s seat tax?”
“… Just don’t kill the pickpockets.”
We chased after the pickpocket boy.
Fortunately, the construction of this city is not too difficult.
He succeeded in catching the careless boy using the shortcut.
“How dare a cheeky kid rob the boss of money.”
“Sheesh!”
“I’ll cut off your fingers first.”
Caesar grabbed the boy by the collar.
“Profit! let this go! If you do this in the city, I think you will be fine!”
“boss. I want to kill this little boy.”
The little boy smiled mischievously.
“If you want to kill me, kill me! I won’t tell you where I hid the stolen money!”
They seemed to quickly recognize that we were financially poor. You are an evil little boy.
“If you sell it to a slave trader, I’ll get you 5 gold. Because the value of the product cannot be reduced, beat it in a line that does not cause bodily loss.”
The boy’s complexion turned pale.
“Sir, please save me.”
“late. He’s a cheeky kid.”
Caesar beat the boy softly.
[Caesar engraved fear into the boy’s body and mind.]
[Obtain 10 gold from Pickpocket Boy’s Slush.]
The boy clinged to me crying.
Rather than the ruthless Caesar, he was more willing to buy my sympathy.
“Please help me. I didn’t mean to be a pickpocket. For the sick old mother and younger brother… … .”
“I don’t need an old woman, and if I sell my younger brother, I will make money.”
Shocked by the neat conclusion, the boy hesitated.
There is no concession in work that costs money.
“I can be a thief! It will be more expensive than 5 gold, so please save me!”
“good night. Instead, hold your little brother and your old mother hostage.”
[Wilhelm Meyer’s infamy increases by 10.]
Don’t call it ruthless play.
I really have no intention of selling that child as a slave.
The cost of hiring a thief is also expensive, so I just thought that it worked out while I was thinking about it.
“The boy’s younger brother. You act like a parrot in front of the temple.”
“yes… … .”
“It’s an old man. You should sell melons.”
“… … .”
The boy’s old mother changed job to a melon salesman!
Caesar, who possesses a bizarre job as a melon trader despite his overwhelming muscular strength, managed to empty his hands.
“Caesar. Start doing something different today.”
“What is it?”
“The shortcut to making money is business. Find something worthwhile.”
Caesar left the hideout without saying a word.
3 hours later.
Caesar returned with a thick sack on his back.
“It’s a pretty big sack. What did you bring?”
“It’s a person.”
“… … .”
I unpacked the sack.
The blonde and blue-eyed girl stared at us with fat eyes.
“transformation! pervert! criminal!”
This crazy bastard told me to bring some merchandise, what did he bring?
Do you know that we are even slave traders?
“boss. Aren’t you going to sell the product?”
“Of course not.”
“That’s not right!? You’re a criminal after all!”
Ignoring the crowded girl, he passed on his knowledge to Caesar.
“It is possible to become a slave trader by building up a certain level of notoriety and networking in the back streets.”
“All right.”
Caesar answered obediently and left the hideout.
leaving the girl alone.
“… … .”
no this is it
If you leave this behind, you will see me and tell me what to do.
“mister. Won’t you release me?”
“girl. What were you doing outside?”
“He’s an assassin.”
“You’re good at joking.”
“Is that a joke?”
The girl quickly shook her hand.
thump.
The rope was cut and a dagger flew into the air.
puck
It was not too late to raise my hand, so it must have been a disaster.
I was relieved in my heart, but the girl’s complexion became pale.
“crazy. It doesn’t change a single face after being hit.”
It’s only because the sync rate is 1%.
“assassin. I was in need of a job in that category, and it worked out well.”
“Everyone, what are you?”
“Wilhelm Meyer. The body that will become the world’s biggest giant.”
The goal of every gamer is to reach the end of the labyrinth. I am also an adventurer with the goal of one day curing Caesar’s phobia and reaching the end of the labyrinth.
The girl’s eyes widened when she heard my daring goal.
“The world’s greatest tycoon… awesome!”
“you. Be my servant.”
“great! Say my name is Lina!”
[Lina the Assassin swears allegiance to you.]
[Lina has no doubts that you will become the strongest boss who will take over the dark districts of the world. The more you meet her expectations, the higher your loyalty.]
[On the other hand, the farther away you play from the dark side, the faster your loyalty will decrease. If you do not wish to betray her, do not neglect to pursue the path of evil or settle for small successes.]
… You are mistaken.
This little guy is 100% misunderstood.
“boss. What’s that little boy’s name?”
The kid asked, pointing to the smaller kid.
The pickpocket boy was startled.
“you. What’s your name?”
“It’s Einsteinium.”
“It’s hard to call. you are a slave Starting today, it is the first slave.”
“… … .”
Lina grabbed my sleeve.
“Poor! It’s too pitiful to be called Slave!”
“Then what name do you like?”
“You look weak like a rabbit, but let’s be a rabbit man!”
that’s just so pitiful After arguing over the name of the slave, we came up with a dramatic compromise and decided to call it the cute abbreviation, ‘Raven’.
[Caesar assaults the merchants in the shopping street.]
[Caesar’s infamy increases by 100.]
… What is this madman doing outside?
Caesar returned as he prepared to leave in a hurry.
“boss. I’m back from my mission.”
“mission? What mission?”
“Didn’t you say that you can sell that girl into slavery if you raise your reputation? I have been notorious for assaulting merchants.”
do not sell!
I’m not going to be a slave trader!
“The guards! Open the door!”
“shit. A division broke out.”
I called Caesar and tried to drive the guard out, but I stopped.
This guy has blood dripping from his hand.
No one can see anyone more suspicious than the current offender.
I’m going to go ahead and defeat it with eloquence here.
I went out confidently and looked in the mirror.
Because I was forced to increase Caesar’s strength and sold the basic appearance value given to gamers during the character creation process, my appearance ability is now 5.
For reference, a goblin’s appearance ability is 7.
Now I have a monster face that looks more ferocious than a goblin. Even if the guards mistake it for a monster and attack it, there is nothing to say.
“Ok.”
Not being able to contain her embarrassment, Lina smiled.
“boss. Shall I help you as a commemoration of becoming a subordinate?”
“good night. Do anything.”
Lina smiled brightly and went out to the front door.
That child has a smooth face and doesn’t seem to have a bad manner of speaking.
If we get the guards back, we’ll have to adjust the assessment.
[Unexpected event <Guard Murder> occurred!]
[Assassin Lina was over-motivated on her first mission, and succeeded in assassinating the guard. If the corpse cannot be disposed of immediately, a guard arrest event will be triggered.]
[The crime of killing a security guard is heavy. If you get arrested like this, your little gang will rot in prison for 240 months.]
Ok, I adjusted the rating.
That bitch is no less than Caesar.
“boss! You assassinated a guard!”
“Interact with the janitor.”
“Cleaner? okay! Leave it to Lina!”
I put a firm grip on it.
“You must not assassinate even a janitor.”
“Ahaha! What do you think of Lina? I don’t do stupid things like that.”
Here’s an assassin who’s talking nonsensical bullshit.
“Wow. boss. What do we do now?”
“Don’t be scared, Rave. A janitor is an expert in removing dead bodies. If you give me money, I can leave this dead body in the labyrinth.”
“Hey!”
[Rave’s fear increases by 10.]
[Rave is afraid of you.]
What I was trying to comfort him turned out to be rather terrifying.
wait.
How much more money to hire a janitor?
“… 5 gold.”
All the money I had earned was stolen.
As he clenched his teeth and calmed his anger, Caesar said.
“Don’t worry, boss.”
“Is there a graveyard?”
“I ripped out 10 gold from the merchants.”
What did you casually ripped out of your seat?
You look like you’re being wanted by the guards!
Even though the wanted is confirmed at the time the murder has already been committed!
“boss! I brought a janitor!”
“Anyway, negotiating with the cleaning lady here… … .”
asked the cleaning lady with a stupid expression on her face.
“There was a red sack in front of the door, what is it? We do not dispose of oversized garbage.”
“… … .”
You’re wearing sanitation uniforms.
holding a broom
He’s not a scavenger, but a street sweeper.
“Hey, janitor.”
“yes?”
“I’ll give you 1 gold, so leave this garbage in the dungeon.”
The cleaner’s eyes widened.
“What is this?”
“uh… that… … .”
Is it pork or beef?
As I pondered over the items, Caesar stepped forward and answered.
“It’s a corpse.”
The cleaner was startled and fell backwards.
Thank you for speaking so forcefully and needlessly, you dog.
[222]
Fortunately, the scavengers succeeded in dumping the body. From that day on, we were able to spend stable days earning money without any major accidents.
It would be nice if these days could go on forever, but unfortunately, one problem has arisen.
“boss! It’s a different story!”
Assassin’s maniac Lina shook her hands.
“I’m tired of going to get a seat! I want to kill people!”
“… … .”
“Can’t you see my hands are shaking? You even have withdrawal symptoms!
That’s a terrible withdrawal symptom.
Anyone who sees it would know that I was addicted to some kind of drug.
“I can’t help it. At this point, I will tell you about the biggest problem facing our organization.”
“Problem? What’s wrong?”
“I have no money.”
Lina couldn’t contain her absurdity.
“You have accumulated over 100 gold in the safe!”
“Caesar is ill. You have to go to the temple to be cured.”
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Monster phobia.
If this is not treated, the labyrinth exploration is impossible.
Lina had a very sad expression on her face.
“Somehow, I felt like a psychopath. That’s fine.”
“… … .”
Well… It’s not wrong.
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Monster phobia is also a mental illness, so it’s not wrong.
“What does that have to do with this?”
“Caesar cannot catch monsters that make money because of his mental illness.”
“What does that matter? You can get someone who has money.”
The miraculous logician is here.
“Leave it to Lina! I’ll come with a big money mogul!”
“for a moment. Just keep this in mind.”
“What? Like what?”
“Act in a line where there are no deaths.”
“Ahhh. Are you worried about Lina? The boss is also kind!”
I’m not worried about you.
I was worried about the victim being killed by you.
To be precise, I was concerned about the difficulty of disposing of the body.
Anyway, Lina is a great assassin.
Of course, you will be able to sneak well.
Since it’s a higher class of thieves, I’m sure he’ll come back safely.
bang bang!
“… security?”
It must have been a security guard trauma.
I carefully opened the front door.
Outside the door was a gangster with a stern expression on his face.
“What.”
“uh… I… that is… … .”
The gangster looked me in the eye and suddenly crawled.
He seemed to have atrophied when he saw my face, which looked worse than a 6-year-old orc.
can i like this
“Excuse me, but is this black mountain sashimi?”
“That’s right. What are you?”
“I… That’s a Depp show from the <Black Crown> sub-organization. I don’t know if you know it as a usury business. Hehe.”
“Why did you come?”
“I, that… I’m sorry to tell you, but I caught Lina from the Black Mountain Society because a child proudly broke into the front door and came to steal money.”
Where did you sell your stealth skills, you bastard!
I quickly took Caesar and followed the gangster.
“Boss, sorry! Caught!”
“… What are you doing.”
“I was caught because I couldn’t attack because I thought I would die no matter where I hit it!”
That’s a bizarre reason for failure.
Hagiya Assassin’s attack power is at the highest level among melee classes.
It’s no wonder that ordinary thugs look like fragile lambs that die with a single blow.
“Why didn’t you sneak in?”
“infiltration? There is no such thing.”
“… you’re an assassin Where did you sell your sub-skills?”
“no.”
“What?”
“I learned one assassination skill.”
Somehow, the top occupations were easily recruited.
I hired a bastard dressed as an assassin.
“uh… Well. Did I say he was the black mountain sashimi boss?”
The leader of the organization that Lina had preyed on, sweating profusely, pretended to be resolute and spoke.
“Children usually have accidents, and that’s how they grow up, don’t they? I will treat you with special generosity this time, so please be aware of that.”
That guy looked scared when he saw my face.
stomach upset
“Reena. Let’s go home.”
“for a moment. So you want to go empty-handed? You should give me 5 gold.”
“What?”
“Oh, no… Isn’t that what we’re all about? Myungsaek is sending back the girl who came to rob the headquarters, but shouldn’t she get 5 gold as a ransom?”
“Right. it’s body Face doesn’t matter.”
However, he did not realize one important fact.
I’m a coward.
You can’t afford to spend in a place like this.
“No money.”
“… … !”
I’m just going to leave that bastard assassin alone.
After making a heartless decision, Caesar pulled out his axe.
“All right.”
“?”
Why do you take out the ax when you say you know?
“The boss said. I don’t have a penny to spend on trivial things like you.”
“Stand, please!”
“Yes. You don’t have to pay the ransom if you kill all the people you have to pay for.”
shigung
Caesar’s axe slashed one of his necks.
Lina and Caesar, who had loosened their bondage, ran wildly and excitedly while I was staring blankly in my bewilderment.
In an instant, the corpses of the enemies rolled on the floor, creating an abyss.
[Caesar and Lina destroyed the sub-organization of <Black Crown>.]
[A large-scale war with the Black Crown, one of the six gangs of Brahms, begins.]
I was trying to save 5 gold in ransom, but a war with a large organization started.
is this real
“Wow! Boss, so cool! For Lina’s sake, the giant organization of the dark district is the perfect enemy!”
“uh… This is the basics.”
“Heh! After all, Lina seems to have lined up well! Let’s use this momentum to raise the world’s strongest dark organization!”
oh Where did things go wrong?
I just wanted to earn money for Caesar’s curse by selling fruits and ripping seats.
“boss. Why are you standing there blankly?”
“The war with the Black Crown will begin soon.”
“Black Crown? Is the captain strong there?”
“Shujeonno Shen. He is a strong player in the usury business and the slave market.”
Caesar showed a lot of interest.
“Does that guy have a lot of money?”
“Very many.”
“All right.”
I’m used to this pattern now.
Okay, so you’re going to go and kill them all?
“A preemptive strike is not allowed.”
“Why?”
“If the time and place are not prepared, it will cause great loss. If we enter a war of attrition, we are bankrupt.”
“If the enemies attack, you can’t even counterattack.”
“It’s not even a hogu, so it’s okay to kill anyone who tries to attack you.”
Caesar smiled bitterly.
“understand.”
“… Do you really understand?”
“understand.”
Although anxious, the only fighting personnel are Caesar and Lina.
I can’t help but trust these guys.
Fortunately, the assassins sent from the Black Crown were weak.
Caesar, who went all-in on strength, and Lina, who went all-in on assassination.
The two dwarfs annihilated every tribe that the enemies attacked.
Eventually, a messenger from the Black Crown even came to visit.
puck
And just now, Caesar’s ax cut his head.
“What are you doing?”
“A suspicious-looking guy came up to me and killed him.”
let’s not talk
First, I looked through the messenger’s belongings and opened the letter he had learned.
“We invite the rising power of the dark house to the summit, huh?”
It was a moment where I was truly moved by the recognition of new and strong players in a situation where they sold melons not long ago. However, a letter should be read to the end without knowing it.
“refuse.”
“why? Wouldn’t it be nice if the boss was also recognized?”
“The admission fee is 100 gold.”
“… Can I just ignore it for that reason?”
“If I have something to say, I will come to you directly from the other side.”
I was coolly absent from the meeting.
a few days after that.
Caesar, who had finished the harp, held out his purse and said.
“boss. The tiger has come.”
“Hogu?”
“It’s a hogu that smells like money.”
I was happy and went out to meet Hogu.
There was definitely an old man who looked like a very wealthy man.
“Are you the black mountain sashimi boss?”
But it’s Shen Sujeonno, a member of the 6th class of the Dark House and the head of <Black Crown>. If you have that kind of character, shouldn’t you first step on the characteristic of being a dangerous person before you have a lot of money?
This madman is talking about that tycoon like some kind of electric blanket or some kind of health gadget or inspiration.
“Are you here to buy some fruit?”
“No chin! I came to ask you for the crime of ignoring the authority of this body and killing even the messenger!”
The old man raised his cane and slammed it on the ground.
“Negotiation! Such an act can only be done between equal relationships. How dare a humble outsider try to be equal to this old-timer Shen who was born and raised in Brahm! There is no way!”
I frowned and beckoned to Caesar.
It was meant to get rid of the troublesome old man.
Caesar walked over to Shen and struck her on the head.
dengang
Tuk, tuk, degur.
[Caesar killed Shen Susan.]
[Black Mountain Society’s notoriety is rising explosively!]
“… … .”
“As the boss commanded, I hit Shen on the head.”
no you crazy
When did I tell you to kill that?
Before the startled Shen’s men had seizures, I quickly hit the player.
“Shen is dead. With this, the position of the head of <Black Crown> was vacated.”
“… … !”
“It is clear how the Black Crown executives will dispose of the incompetent escort upon hearing this. Now is the only chance I’ll have to grab a bite and run away before it even runs to my neck.”
Shen’s men looked at each other and fled.
You’ve managed to escape the crisis.
“boss. Is it okay if I leave it like that?”
“Does not matter. The products we deal with are fruits.”
“Then can I harvest some apples?”
“do.”
“Wow! Thanks, boss!”
Lina got excited and ran out.
that year is crazy
Why do you suddenly want to do something you don’t want to do?
The question was resolved a few days later.
Crying outside, the boy who sold the newspaper handed him a newspaper.
“… … .”
Black Crown executives were assassinated indiscriminately.
As an added bonus, the slush fund disappeared as it was.
Aiming for the whereabouts of the lost treasure, the remaining executives start a large-scale war or something.
“Voila! I’ve made a lot of money for Caesar’s treatment!”
“They say they are harvesting apples.”
“Harvest red hair and make a lot of money! One stone, two sets, right?”
Harvesting apples seems to have been an industry slang.
I raised my hand and touched my forehead.
“okay. Anyway, it would be great if I made money.”
“boss?”
“Use the money you earned to hire mercenaries. There may be remnants of the Black Crown who attack for money.”
Caesar was interested in my remarks.
“Can I kill you?”
This guy’s biased interests are so scary.
“We will only sell fruit.”
“Are you a fruit vendor?”
“The mercenaries only use them to collect more fruits.”
In the meantime, let’s take a share in the orchard near the city.
Caesar led the mercenaries out.
I’m not going to have an accident when picking up fruit.
[Caesar has destroyed Eramih’s Golden Apple mercenaries.]
[Caesar destroyed Chekhov’s Five Cherry Intelligence Corps.]
[Caesar has received Remir’s black grape top.]
It was a huge mistake.
“All fruits in this world belong to the boss. All those who shamelessly use fruit as the name of their organization will be killed unless they join the Black Mountain Society.”
The guy who sent me to take over the fruit started to take over organizations with fruit names at random. With such a vicious force, Caesar’s name began to rage at the city of Brahm.
It was then that I sensed it.
The fact that no matter what I want to do at the time of carrying these idiots, the fact that accidents do not cease is a sure thing.
“Give me your salary.”
“Is it true that they give you a lot of money if you go to Heuksanhoe?”
“Our mercenary team will give you 50 gold per month.”
As a bonus, the maintenance cost also increased explosively.
I don’t need all of this.
You just need to earn the price of fruit.
tantrums burst
Out of resentment, I gave orders to Caesar.
“I have no salary to give to those useless things. Take them out now and kill them all.”
“All right.”
the next morning.
[Caesar led an armed uprising and succeeded in taking over the city of Brahm.]
[More than a thousand were killed at the ruthless hands of Caesar! Existing rulers fear the power of the Black Mountain Society and lose their will to resist!]
[Congratulations. You have become mayor of Brahma!]
“… … .”
For some reason, it became the mayor of Brahm.
What are you killing, you idiot?
[223] Gaiden 11. Unexpected evil deeds
(※If Wilhelm Meyer wants to do good deeds)
(※In the work, it is between Chapters 3 and 4.)
Every human being wants to be good sometimes. This is the case when you earn a lot of money to regain your peace of mind, or when you think of doing good because of your past good deeds.
“I will do good.”
I made a lot of money and remembered doing good deeds in the past, so I am full of reasons for doing good deeds now.
Caesar gave a brief evaluation of my remarks.
“boss. Are you crazy?”
“… I am fine.”
Just by looking at the reaction of the most loyal subordinates, it was clear how much evil his actions had been. It wasn’t an evil act I did because I wanted to be honest, but the fact that I took advantage of such a situation cannot be denied.
“Caesar. Humans are creatures that sometimes have to look back.”
“Is that so.”
“Do you remember having someone reach out to you during your most difficult times?”
“there is.”
“If you were in a position to reach out to someone this time, what would you do this time?”
Caesar thought for a moment before answering.
“I will do the same.”
“Great.”
I thought it was a rotten bastard from the beginning, but it seems that he has not yet forsaken the human heart.
“It’s going out.”
“Where are you going?”
“I’m going to the Adventurers’ Guild.”
The Adventurer’s Guild is a place I have a deep connection with.
“Have you ever benefited from the Adventurers’ Guild?”
“have.”
Before the labyrinth world, virtual reality games were still a labyrinth city. There was a period of initiation when I was also a beginner.
I wouldn’t exist today if it hadn’t been for the help of a talented person at the time when I was messing around and rummaging through the request boards in my first labyrinth expedition.
It was in the middle of looking at the beginners wandering the guild floor, captured by emotion.
“Helen. Did you think that if you became an adventurer, you could get out of the back alleys?”
“You mean bastards! I won’t fall for your work again. I will quit my poor life and succeed by becoming an adventurer. I’m going to pay off all my debts to you guys soon!”
“Heh heh. It won’t be easy. Life at the bottom will eventually come back to the bottom. The window is still open, so you’d better come back anytime.”
A group of men laughed meanly at the adventurer and then backed off. The woman took a deep breath and started looking at the request board again.
“boss. Are you trying to help her?”
“Yes.”
“Can you tell me why?”
With insight, you’ll find plenty of reasons to help her.
“A woman’s current situation can be easily guessed from the men’s remarks. It’s a ploy to take advantage of a disadvantageous situation to make them go into debt, and then use this as an excuse to have them tied up in a window.”
“If that’s all, it doesn’t matter if you ignore it.”
“The important thing is how women respond. He said it was his fate and did not obey, and he did not depend on public authority and knocked on the door of the Adventurers’ Guild. Do you understand the meaning of this act?”
Contrary to his ignorant appearance, this guy has a surprisingly good head.
He nodded his head and gave me the answer I wanted.
“The Adventurer’s Guild responds at the guild level to any interference that interferes with the adventurer’s exploration activities. Until the woman has given up being an adventurer, even those rookies cannot be forced to act.”
“That’s right.”
“I like it. I do not dislike those who have the spirit to open their own path.”
It’s a statement that feels like a bone.
“You must have seen people who were not.”
“Before meeting the boss, there are losers who left behind at home.”
I’m not going to ask what happened to them.
Even in the back alleys of Brahm right now, NPCs with eyes like dead fish were all over the place.
“Then you’re giving her a million gold?”
“… I don’t do crazy things like that.”
I said I was doing good, but I never said that I was doing anything stupid.
“Follow me quietly.”
I approached the woman.
“Ugh! Wilhelm Meyer!”
“Supernova in the Darkside!?”
“There is even Caesar, the demon who made a contract with the devil!”
As soon as the adventurers saw us, they were startled and stepped back.
It was the influence of notoriety that spread far and wide throughout the city.
An adventurer named Helen was also terribly surprised.
It’s like a deer facing a car.
Or should I say that I am a helpless person facing a natural disaster?
“Ugh… Why is such a giant here… … .”
Helen glanced at him, then slowly stepped aside.
I guess we thought we were coming to see the bulletin board.
Of course, the purpose was her, so I turned and headed towards her.
“Boo.”
Helen was weeping.
She seemed to want to ask for help from those around her, but the adventurers next to her had gone a long way.
“Hey, what are you doing to me?”
“Helen. I have heard your story.”
“no way… Are you here to kidnap me!?”
The onlookers were all astonished at Helen’s cry that was close to screaming.
no, bitch
Don’t treat me like the rookies in the back alleys.
“Today, you act as a party with us.”
“Yeah!?”
Helen’s pupils trembled at the sudden declaration of my bomb.
Flounder!
Helen fell on the floor, grabbed her crotch and begged.
“Please forgive me! I don’t want to be a slave! Help me!”
“… It’s not like that.”
“Are you trying to make me a victim of demon summoning? I do not like it! No!”
I can guess the reason why they are begging all the time.
It’s because of the title I got a while ago.
[Title: Supervillain]
[Title Effect: Every action you take is imprinted on people as a supervillain action. Good things look bad, bad things look terrible, terrible things look hopeless.]
Accepting good intentions as malice should also be considered karma.
Still, the truth is told.
I calmly explained that I had no malice.
“If I needed a sacrifice, I would have kidnapped adventurers stronger and stronger than you in the labyrinth. Do you really think you are worthy of being sacrificed to the devil?”
“that… But… … .”
“I just appreciated your will to liquidate the backstreet life with your own strength, which you showed against the rookies in the backstreets just before. Accept that you have no other intentions.”
Helen let out a shaky sigh.
“I know. So what can I do?”
“Right. Here, you may need to measure your abilities as an adventurer.”
I threw a bombshell again.
“You are the party leader and me and Caesar are the party members.”
“Yeah, hey!?”
“Choose an order. And go down to the labyrinth.”
The onlookers shouted with blue tired faces.
“miss! Stop it right now! It must be a nonsensical trap!”
“That person is the boss of a dark organization without blood or tears!”
“Are you going to go down to the middle of the labyrinth and abandon the woman!?”
Oh, this is a bit annoying.
He beckoned Caesar with the intent to shut up the annoying disturbers.
Caesar nodded and took out his shield.
“I am a tank.”
“… … .”
I didn’t mean to explain the position, you idiot.
“I, I… So what is the position of the boss?”
“thief.”
Lina is unable to play the role of a thief because she has been on a long business trip.
Rave is still studying textbooks to become a universal rogue.
Therefore, I am well-disciplined and fit the role of a thief.
“Uh, I can’t help it… Then I will play the role of a striker.”
So our three-member improvised party labyrinth exploration began.
“This mission is to subdue 30 labyrinth mice that live on the B1 floor and bring 30 tails as a token.”
At Helen’s words, Caesar rebelled.
“You bastard! How dare you bring such a frivolous quest to the boss. You wanna die!”
“Hey! Then what?”
“Go to the Adventurer’s Guild Express Requests right now and bring quests with a level of heinous and ruthless difficulty equivalent to the Elder Rich Annihilation Battle of Ghost Town or the Seven Pillars of Gigantis!”
die.
If you do that, I will die.
“This is it.”
“boss!”
“The party leader at this party is Helen, not us. What are you going to do if your party members don’t respect the party leader’s opinion?”
Caesar was coldly cynical.
“In order to win the hearts of wavering party members, the party leader must express a reasonable reason or a firm will. I can’t believe a kid who is blinded by the gossip of the townsfolk.”
what. look at this guy
There is a clear sign of wanting to help in earnest at any time when they make a lot of tea they don’t like.
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Maybe it reminded me of the old connections I had left behind in my hometown.
“I, I have made the right decision of my own will!”
“Then tell me. Why did you make the boss perform such a rude task?”
Helen closed her eyes and took a deep breath.
Soon after, he opened his eyes and revealed his inner feelings without giving in to Caesar’s menacing gaze.
“Even if I go downstairs right now and achieve great success or learn how to fight in the middle class, if I end up alone, the place I need to be is at the top of the labyrinth. I want to learn the upper-level knowledge I need.”
Also, my eyes weren’t wrong.
Caesar nodded.
So we started subjugating the labyrinth…
“Fast!?”
As Helen screamed, the rats were too fast to catch a single one.
“Ugh! Sir Caesar. Here, please use the tank’s aggro skill to lure the labyrinth rat!”
“i get it.”
Caesar took a deep breath, and at first, with a loud voice, he called out to the lion.
“Come on! You rats!”
chewing.
At the deafening deafening noise, a labyrinth rat scrambled and hit its head one after another against the wall next to the rat hole. He seems to have fallen into confusion to the extent that he temporarily loses his sense of direction.
“Eight!”
Helen rushed in without missing a golden opportunity.
pretzel
And I stumbled and fell.
[Helen (confused)]
Are you also caught…
“Ugh, I’m sorry. After this, the rogue with the best sense of balance and agility in the party, please catch the Labyrinth Rat.”
“No problem.”
I confidently took a step forward.
“… … .”
No, I can’t.
your body is leaning
This is 100% confusing.
“I’ll catch you by throwing here.”
It is better to miss the attack than to suffer the shame of falling while taking a step.
swish! puck!
The dagger that he threw with all his might flew somewhere and got stuck.
Of course, it’s not a cave rat’s head.
“I missed it.”
“I didn’t aim for a cave rat and flew it.”
The moment I was about to say that I had just kicked out an ambush from behind.
“Cuckoo!”
[You killed the passing adventurer A!]
One hapless adventurer fell down screaming.
A suffocating silence followed.
“uh… This… So… … .”
Caesar nodded.
“It was aimed at that adventurer.”
“Yes.”
“Then why did you aim for that adventurer?”
Don’t ask me that.
I don’t know either.
“After all, did you kill an innocent adventurer to calm your mind that was twisted by doing inappropriate good deeds?”
“not!”
“It’s a rebuttal that doesn’t feel sincere. Don’t worry, boss. My mouth is heavy. And the party hall… … .”
Helen nodded frantically.
Even looking at me with the eyes of a blood-crazed killer.
“Your mouth looks heavy.”
“… … .”
How bad do I look in his eyes right now?
[Wilhelm Meyer’s infamy increases by 50.]
Thank you so much for letting me know that you looked as bad as the infamous 50.
damn system.
[224]
The labyrinth expedition, which was started with good intentions to help the poor beginner adventurer, caused an unexpected accidental death. The tail of the labyrinth could no longer be our concern.
“Now what?”
Caesar asked again.
“Fortunately, it was a murder committed in a labyrinth where the body was abandoned, but does this murder have any meaning?”
no.
It’s just that the attack was missed due to status chaos.
“So, why are you so angry with the lion?”
“I was bored with exploration, so I made an emergency.”
this is it
I quickly accepted that.
“It’s really my subordinate. To create a different situation for the same purpose.”
It was an attempt to bury it in moderation, but Helen’s expression was engulfed in fear beyond words.
“To kill people just for that reason, the Black Mountain Society boss… I thought he was a bit of a good person, but I don’t know when he might get killed for some reason… … .”
On others, even if you mumble a little, like talking to yourself, you can hear everything.
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More than that, I’ve been branded as complete trash.
Caesar was okay, but the size of the accident was different to explain why I wasn’t okay.
“Come on, party leader. An unexpected accident occurred in which the adventurer died. What would you do in a situation like this?”
As long as things are twisted up to this point, I have no choice but to go out with shame. I proudly passed the blame on to Helen as a judge.
“Mom, I don’t know.”
“Then your future party member will commit a horrific murder after trusting only your attack order in an emergency and then committing a horrendous murder, and will not be able to walk the path of an adventurer because of the guilt for the rest of their lives.”
“Ahhh! That was not my intention!”
“Your intentions are not important. The important thing is that the poor party member will not be able to walk the path of an adventurer for the rest of his life, and will end up at the bottom of the dark side of the swamp.”
“You can’t do that!”
I made a soft declaration towards Helen, who was tired of blue.
“Then change your destiny with your power. What decision will you make in this situation?”
Helen bit her lip and declared in a stern tone.
“Hide the body and run away.”
“Are you going to commit a crime if necessary?”
“Sure. I’m really sorry for that adventurer, but the living have to live. As long as you know how miserable life is at the bottom, I can’t leave my people there.”
“It’s a great commitment.”
The harmonious quest to catch a labyrinth has suddenly turned into a dangerous and insidious task of hiding the body. Fortunately, we were able to achieve our goal and succeeded in returning safely to the ground.
“Thanks, I learned a lot. thank you.”
“No, with something like this… … .”
face is hot
“The fact that unwanted accidents can always occur in the labyrinth, that a wrong order may ruin a person’s life, that even the worst situation can be dealt with calmly… … .”
“uh… What… That was fine.”
“This disastrous failure will leave valuable lessons that cannot be learned anywhere. I think I understand the deep meaning of the boss now.”
Helen nodded her head in gratitude.
“I am truly grateful for this day.”
“what are you talking about.”
I answered in a fat tone.
“The party is not over yet.”
“yes? But the party is only for one day… … .”
“I have only learned to prepare for the worst. You still need instruction. It seems that there are 12 more hours left until the day is over.”
“boss… !”
“The night is long. I hope you don’t give in to drowsiness.”
Helen was overjoyed.
No matter this or that, he must have had a heart of gratitude for me.
The thought of being able to do good in a short amount of time warmed my heart too.
“What will you teach me on earth?”
“Now that you have learned how to deal with a crisis, you must learn how to create a crisis.”
“yes?”
I declared bluntly.
“Guide me. To the place where the daytime parags are.”
Originally, Helen wanted to teach her how to survive in the labyrinth on her own, but failed, so she had no choice but to choose an alternative. It is just to eliminate the parakhos that are the root of the problem.
Helen guided us through eyes of mixed anxiety and anticipation.
“Dignified Lecturer, how about having fun in our store?”
“I’ll make it cheap.”
On the cold night street, women in thin clothes that could not even hide their skin color smiled and beckoned.
Caesar and I did not agree at all.
This is because they know that their eyes are filled with emptiness, not laughter, in their eyes, who sell unwanted laughter because they are tied to the window.
This is a member of Zone 1 and 6 rivers that rule the dark district.
The fourth river, the realm of color horses.
“Lyla Chang. Under the orders of the pimps here, they gather prostitutes by oppressing the lower classes and forcing them into debt. If I’m a little bit wrong, by now… … .”
“Then you must know what to do.”
“I want revenge. But behind the window… … .”
I shook my head.
“You cannot achieve anything by giving in to fear.”
“really… Is it possible?”
“It is up to the party leader to make the decision. tell me What do you want to do here?”
Helen said in a weeping voice.
“Please pay off my debt. And if possible, I want them to never repeat the same crime again.”
I gladly decided to grant the request.
“Caesar. It’s the party leader’s order. They go through the window.”
“Is it okay if the guards don’t care?”
“Does not matter. This is a place governed by the logic of power. We only respect their ways and respond with the logic of force.”
Caesar smiled bitterly.
“I just waited for that command.”
Quang!
As they sprinted through the front door, the guards rushed in.
“Where are you fussing over here?”
“Crazy. Catch it now!”
Caesar swung his sword without saying a word.
“Aww!”
Several guards fell one after another due to their ruthless strength. Troops waiting in the quarters of the window appeared one after another, but no one was able to confront Caesar.
“If you were hit because you didn’t have the strength, the solution is simple. Cultivate the power to defeat all enemies. If you are lacking in your own abilities, recruit someone with enough strength.”
“iced coffee… Just like that, that simple… … .”
“This is the dark side’s physiology and the way it creates a crisis. This is a unique countermeasure that can only be found here, where neither law nor morality exists.”
In an instant, more than twenty men died. The courtesans and guests ran away screaming, but Caesar didn’t even look at him, and marched towards the master’s room.
“Who are you! Even though you know this is the realm of the Saekma-sama, you dare to spread your life!”
“Shut up. The only man I will follow is the boss.”
Quang!
Caesar’s ax slipped past the manager and slammed into the wall.
The walls were shattered with the explosion.
deed de de.
It was such a powerful attack that the entire building trembled slightly.
Cold sweat ran down the manager’s face.
“Um, crazy… … .”
“Give me the ledger and the borrowing certificate listing the debts of the courtesans.”
“no! If you do that, you will get revenge from above… … .”
Aww!
deed de de…
As if his face had shrunk in half in an instant, the manager, who had become gaunt, came with a ledger.
“Hey, here you go.”
Caesar burned the books and the IOUs.
The fire quickly spread inside the window.
“Ahhh! You have to turn off the lights. fire… Whoops!”
When the manager was killed by the throwing axe, a scream was heard from somewhere.
I ran into familiar rookies in the hallway.
“Ahhh!”
“Did you think you could run away?”
Caesar threw the candlestick with all his might.
Quang!
Without even being able to resist, they were pierced by candlesticks one after another and nailed to the wall.
“I don’t think anyone else can do this.”
“… Think of it as a tasting.”
There’s no way a beginner adventurer can do something like this.
If there is such a guy, I will hire him right away.
[The Layla window has been destroyed.]
[The Black Mountain Society’s infamy increases by 1000.]
Looking up at the burning window, Helen muttered blankly.
“It’s like a dream.”
“It’s not a dream.”
“Can I be as strong as you two?”
No, honestly, it’s impossible.
But it’s not fair to say it out loud at this time.
“If only you are willing to die.”
“I will do my best!”
Her brightly smiling face is so beautiful that I have never seen it before.
After all, a woman’s smile is the best.
I might be able to do the same thing over and over again to see that face.
“Hey! Fire!”
“what should we do! The fire has spread!”
The people in the window next door screamed and fled frantically.
Up until this point, we had been watching the scene warmly.
“no! The fire is too strong!”
“Give up on this street! It’s too late to put out the fire!”
“What are you talking about! At this rate, all the back alleys will burn and disappear!”
One of the smartest people in the back alley said.
“Look at the distance. As long as the wind is northwesterly, it will never burn up to an adjacent street.”
“Ugh. Should I consider myself lucky among misfortunes?”
People around him sighed at the man’s remarks.
Whoa hey!
The wind suddenly changed direction and flames engulfed the adjacent street.
“Aww! It is the southeast wind!”
“You idiot! The southeast wind in this season is ridiculous!”
“It’s a dog! There is no wind!”
“It’s a trap! It must be a trap set by a great strategist!”
“Run away! This is wrong!”
The fire swelled out of control.
Helen asked me with a blank expression on her face.
“I… Is this also the boss’s activity?”
“uh… Well, yes.”
“Awesome! The boss has also mastered astronomical geography!”
Seeing the envious expression on his face makes my conscience pierce.
You think I’m some kind of Zhuge Resonance.
“Me, Boss.”
“What.”
“Can’t you just stop right now? If it spreads further, it will even cover the streets where the lower class live.”
Oops. I was caught up in belated regret. It was a mistake to inadvertently bluff out of the atmosphere.
Since I just said it was a change in the wind I had just caused, this fire was regarded entirely as a disturbance I induced. However, there was no way to control the topic.
“impossible.”
“Yes!? No! The houses of innocent people are burned down!”
“Still not.”
Fear spread across Helen’s face.
“Weren’t you trying to help me?”
Just then, Caesar with a Molotov cocktail stood by me and said,
“You foolish year. still haven’t realized That you were just being taken advantage of by the boss.”
“Yeah!?”
“Good deeds do not match the ruthless nature of the boss. A small good deed was nothing more than a stepping stone to commit a bigger evil. Blame and regret the foolishness of trusting someone you shouldn’t trust.”
Hey, you psychopath.
You don’t know that I’m a real nerd like you.
“That was a great trick, boss.”
“No, this.”
“I truly admired the boss’s conspiracy. I think that arranging the big picture for the moment when the face of a woman with vain hope is stained with despair is something that only a boss can do.”
Helen shed tears and ran back.
“Ahhh! I was foolish to believe in the Dark Organization! After all, the Black Mountain Society was the worst organization! I was stupid!”
“… … .”
When I returned to the organization, my subordinates welcomed me with fanfare.
“The boss is also great. It was an unexpected operation to carry out firework in the realm of color horses.”
“With this, our organization’s notoriety will skyrocket.”
“I hope that the arsonists from the dark district will enter the Black Mountain Society one after another. It’s all thanks to the performance of the boss.”
I was only going to do one good deed, but for some reason, my notoriety soared to heaven.
Then I realized
It’s the fact that it’s better to just beat them all and stay in the hideout.
[225] Gaiden 12. One cold day
(※Daily life of a cold wave)
(※In the work, it is between Chapters 5 and 6.)
One day when we have to prepare for the next year with reverence as we greet the new year. What we do is not to wander around the business premises or exchange good wishes.
“cold!”
They will gather together in front of the fireplace and lock themselves up.
“Winter is over, but what is the weather like?”
Lina’s grumbling is not particularly unusual.
Winter is over.
However, the weather is extremely cold.
– Ha ha ha ha! Freeze them all!
-The world is mine!
[World Boss Dong-gun is going crazy!]
[The cold is getting stronger.]
It is often said that General Dong has come as a metaphor, but this is in the game. A simple analogy has become reality.
If you ask me why I’m doing this since the early spring of last winter, I’ll have to ask the gamers raid who said they’d do a world boss raid.
The raid failed, and this is the result of General Dong, who suddenly woke up and went crazy.
“Boss, is there anything warm other than the stove?”
“none.”
The cry of General Dong, the world boss for an event comparable to that of General General, resounded, but we were just bored. Only ignorant gamers are running out to catch that monster.
As an NPC, Lina, and as a top gamer, I am limited to just being stuck in a room wearing blankets one by one.
square square
Suddenly, I heard a strange noise from the ceiling and looked up.
The apprentice assassins were engraving with their daggers.
“What are you doing?”
The assassins hesitated and answered.
“I am writing a will.”
“… Quit your security mission and come down in front of the fireplace.”
Tiny assassins descended the rope ladder and scrambled down. Seeing him reaching out his hand in front of the stove with a pale blue face makes me think it’s really pitiful.
It’s only been one day for General Dong to run rampant, so you have to stay still and stay here today.
Synchronization rate of 1% feels less cold, except for the status abnormalities provided by the overwhelming cold. In such weather, you will literally freeze to death if you try your hand at aggression.
“I can’t see Caesar as of today.”
“I went to collect in the morning!”
“… In this weather?”
Woodang Tangtang.
A strange noise is heard from the front door.
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Me and Lina looked at each other and spoke to each other with serious expressions.
“You go.”
“nah! Can’t the boss go?”
In the end, we wrapped up our blankets like duvets and headed towards the front door. Then, he found Caesar, a miserable mourner with frost all over his body.
“I came back after 50% of the collection.”
“… Yongke also returned 50% of the time in this weather.”
“I will finish the remaining 50%.”
What are you talking about, shaking like you’re about to die?
Even the girl who sells matches will not be as pitiful as you.
“done. Just sit down.”
“Are you really okay?”
Caesar asked me in a serious voice.
“If we don’t finish the collection today, we will be in arrears on the stove rent to be paid to the association.”
“Just pay more. How much does the furnace overdue cost?”
“Five million gold.”
At Caesar’s cool reply, a chill swelled up.
“What is that. Why is it so expensive?”
“We also distributed one stove for every five members of the organization.”
“ah.”
Last winter, I felt sorry for the shivering gang members and told me to distribute a stove when it was cold.
“How much is the arrears?”
“It’s 10% of the principal per day.”
The hearth in the game is an advanced artifact.
I rented thousands of those, so it was no wonder that the murder price was rising.
The problem was that the Heuksanhoe did not have enough finances to pay the arrears now.
“I have to collect money.”
As soon as the words fell, exhilarating laughter echoed outside the window with the force to swallow the whole world.
– Freeze everything!
[General Dong is running rampant!]
[Big Wave!]
[A wonderful cold wave sweeps the streets.]
“… … .”
crowd too.
If you go out on the harp in this weather, you will really freeze to death.
“All the small harps have been completed. The only collection point left is the coalition that has to pay the most.”
“Silly! Then you can go there from the beginning.”
“That’s the farthest.”
At Caesar’s serious reply, Lina also became a honey-eaten dumbass.
“What are you going to do, Boss?”
I grabbed my head and tied it up and found the answer.
“There is no way. Wearing artifacts overflowing the warehouse can increase a person’s cold resistance by 50% and regeneration by 30%. If you drive the item, one person will be able to make a round trip.”
“Then who goes?”
“The closest person who can carry large amounts of money on my behalf and who has excellent physical abilities should go there.”
Can’t you just go, Caesar? To say that, Caesar’s pale, pale skin looked too miserable. Lina, who met her gaze, desperately shook her head left and right.
“I can’t help it. I have no choice but to go.”
“That’s not allowed! The boss might really die! Before I can even take three steps, I’ll turn into an ice sculpture!”
“One of the two of us will go, rather than leave it to a boss who is weaker than a baby carp.”
How am I imprinted in the minds of these guys as being weak to cold? It’s good to just not go out no matter what.
“Fool Caesar! It’s a showdown!”
“good night. Don’t kill me.”
At first, Caesar raised his axe.
Lina burst into tears and hid behind my back.
“Wow! Boss, Caesar is tormenting cute Lina!”
“… You said we were going to fight.”
It probably wasn’t meant to be a physical confrontation.
“Caesar. Fight in such a way that there are no casualties.”
“Don’t worry, boss. I will stop at the line of cutting off one arm in consideration of the friendship of my comrades.”
“It’s not comforting at all. Rather, I am extremely concerned.”
How bloody is this guy’s comradeship?
“for a moment. How about that?”
I pointed to the chessboard that was placed on the table as a refreshment.
“The one who loses playing chess goes out to play the harp.”
“great!”
“If the boss wants it, I will.”
The battle between Lina and Caesar began.
It starts with Lina’s turn.
“Look smart! The power of an assassin!”
Lina took the pawn on the far left, circled the outside of the chessboard, went back and grabbed Caesar’s king.
“I got it!”
“Ugh.”
What do you rejoice in and disassemble? those idiots
It’s a total mess.
“I’ll ask for reference, but what about each of your chess careers?”
“1 minute!”
“This is the first time.”
The first round chess match was forcibly ended in a draw.
“I should pick a game for beginners that is easier than chess.”
I took out a trump card and held it.
“This would be simple.”
“Lina knows! I often played with it in the crime guild!”
“I saw it written on a gambling board in a back alley.”
It took a lot of answers, but it wouldn’t be a stupid match like chess.
“good night. Then the game is poker. Let me be the host.”
I handed out cards to two people.
“The first is Caesar. Would you like to exchange a card?”
“I will attack.”
“… What?”
Caesar put two K cards down on the table at once.
“I will end my turn with the triple placed in attack position. The part I am betting on this time is 500g of flesh from my forearm.”
“Ugh! Lina will put a card in defense position and take a random card and put it down on the field!”
“for a moment.”
I asked, rubbing my throbbing head.
“you. Do you really know the rules of poker?”
The two men answered confidently.
“of course. After each turn, you present two cards and place a bet on the body part, and as much as you win the bet, you take ownership of the opponent’s body part, and it’s not a bet that demands that much money or labor.”
“Of course! Dark poker is a game officially adopted by the Assassins! Each time you receive a card, the value of the body part you bet on decreases by 10%, but you have a chance to turn around!”
I don’t know that kind of poker.
Why are you suddenly playing a game like a dark gambler?
“Play normally with poker.”
“It’s a weak game played by powerless chaff.”
“Is the boss looking down on Lina for being a cute girl!?”
I don’t know why you’re angry.
In the end, the second round of dark poker was also forcibly ended in a draw.
“I can’t help it. Just simply play rock, paper, scissors.”
There was tension on the faces of Caesar and Lina.
“It’s like a boss who walks the path of extraterrestrial magic. I admire you once again for insisting on such a terrifying devil’s game.”
“boss… When Lina dies, let the rest of the cotton candy in the kitchen be eaten by the owner.”
Are there even dark rock, paper, scissors in the back alleys?
If it’s like this, there’s no way to win forever.
I spit out magical words that would force things to progress.
“If you make one more strange noise, I will let both of you out.”
Caesar and Lina clicked their tongues at the same time.
Were these guys arguing together!?
“I can’t help it. There is no way to back down in the world of heartless competition. As long as this is the case, I will work on the rock, paper, scissors with all my might.”
“huh! Don’t write about stupid topics. Because Lina has never lost a rock, paper, scissors!”
There was a strange tension between the two.
For a while, they stared at each other with the momentum ahead of life and death.
“Rock Paper Scissors!”
The two of them moved with the speed of an island war.
rocks and beams.
It was Lina’s victory.
“Hehe! Lina won!”
“what are you talking about. The fight is not over yet.”
Caesar said in a bloody voice without a single laugh.
“My rock can break four years of thin paper.”
“Hey, where is that!”
“Come on. I will crush your palms with my fists.”
“Aww! Boss, Caesar is tormenting Lina!”
“Let’s not hide cowardly and come out proudly and compete with each other!”
You’re much more cowardly, you idiot.
I judged
“The winner is Lina. Caesar, you go to the harp.”
“I don’t understand.”
“I am disappointed. Were you a small group that couldn’t accept the results?”
Caesar was genuinely embarrassed.
“Lina’s agility is beyond me. Whatever I put out, Lina can see through her reach and come up with a different shape in an instant.”
It was an unexpected blind spot.
“If Lina’s skill, agility, is used, isn’t it fair to win a match that can also reflect my strength, which is my organ at the same time?”
“Ugh!”
Seeing Lina’s conscience stabbed, it seems that she was not wrong. However, no matter how much you think of a game that can show the organs of two people at the same time, there is nothing other than a life-and-death fight.
Sending them to the collection, driving one person to death, and even hanging artifacts and sending them out in the cold.
No matter how accustomed to their evil deeds, their conscience is pricked.
“It’s annoying. Just go to Lina for the confederation’s collection.”
“boss! Uh, how can you say such harsh words!”
“It’s no use to shed tears. Caesar has already suffered through the severe cold, so this time you have to work hard.”
Would you have come to such a conclusion right away?
Lina, who had been clinging for a long time, whining and whining, eventually turned into a fat expression and put on a lot of artifacts in her winter clothes.
Although Lina is inferior to Caesar in terms of physical strength, she has overwhelmingly superior mobility, so there should be no problem with sending her out instead. In fact, he has already received the confirmation of the system through high insight.
“Look! Today’s grudge, I won’t forget!”
Lina began to swear at Caesar.
“I’m going to do you a bad thing while you sleep!”
“It’s petty. What are you going to do?”
“I’ll doodle on your face!”
… are you a kid
Of course, Caesar was sullen.
“With lipstick!”
Caesar’s face darkened.
“scut. How could you do such a shameful thing!”
“huh! It’s already too late! Your face will be covered in ugly pink lipstick!”
Ignoring Caesar, who showed his fear of lipstick, Lina ran out. Caesar sat down with a dismayed face.
“Is my life as an honorable slayer even here?”
“… … .”
“I will become a body that cannot hold the sword again.”
It’s a really difficult problem.
I can’t even sympathize with this guy’s worries.
gully
At that moment, Lina, who had just run away, came back quickly.
Anyway, it’s way too fast.
“uh… over there, boss. There is no need to go to an association agency.”
“What?”
“A messenger from the Alliance just handed this to me.”
it’s a switch
As soon as I pressed the button, a money bag fell from the air.
“… … .”
What have we been doing so far?
After a moment of being caught up in despair, Caesar let out a sigh of sincere relief.
“I don’t want to face a disgraceful death.”
“huh! Next time you tease Lina again, I’ll paint her face with lipstick. Please be prepared.”
“If you thought you were going to win, you would be very mistaken. If the path of the honorable slayer is stopped, I will also destroy the cotton candy machine in your break room.”
Lina burst into tears full of regret and hung on my shoulder.
“Aww! Boss! You idiot, idiot!”
“… … .”
The foolishness of the two idiots is now quite familiar. Although it was a little annoying, I thought it was fun at the same time.
okay.
After conquering the long-awaited labyrinth and completing all the journeys, it might not be a bad idea to spend these stupid days with these fools.
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