Mystery Makes Me Strong - #2044 - Chapter 2044: practice of evasion

Bajie was praised by everyone, so he helped him: “Master, since they don’t want money, they still have to give money. Along the way, the apprentices have been begging hard for food, so you might as well obey them.”

“What are you talking about, monks don’t talk about money, everything comes for alms, if they don’t want money, if they want to give me money, then I can’t do this operation.” Tang Seng shook his head.

Tang Seng actually has hemorrhoids, you must know that ten men are nine hemorrhoids.

In addition, the ancient monks lived in the open air, and it was not good to take a bath outside.

This hemorrhoid is often closely related to lack of hygiene.

Or how to say warm water rinse, can prevent hemorrhoids.

Moreover, Tang Seng sat cross-legged every day, sitting cross-legged, and it took several hours to meditate and recite sutras.

A sermon lasts for a few hours.

You say that Tang monks can’t have hemorrhoids, that’s weird.

His physical fitness is not that strong.

On the journey to the west, Tang Seng did not get sick once or twice.

He usually does not practice martial arts, nor does he cultivate immortals, and it is even more impossible for Guanyin Bodhisattva to care about his private affairs.

Those 6 Ding 6 Jia, Dharma Protector Garan and the like can’t protect his safety in this regard.

The so-called Buddha clothes can only bless him against any serious illness, such as a cold or a small illness, he deserves it or gets it.

Anyway, when the time comes, this body will be abandoned by him.

So no one will actually heal and strengthen his body.

This is different from Taoism, which attaches great importance to the body.

For example, Tieguai Li, because he lost his body, had to attach himself to the dead beggar to become an immortal and become a lifelong weakness.

And now Tang Seng really has hemorrhoids.

It’s just that he can endure the pain.

Treat this pain as your own practice.

This kind of unspeakable concealment, he can’t tell Sun Wukong and the others.

Although after saying that, it must be cured by hand.

And now he has met these kind donors.

But due to practice and face, he immediately refused.

The crowd was surprised, but helpless.

Can’t force surgery?

Who can resist Sun Monkey’s iron rod?

“Damn, this bug can’t be blocked.” Everyone returned to their residences, all of them downcast.

“The psychological team analyzes the psychology of Tang Seng’s rejection, and we will solve it in a targeted manner.”

Soon the psychological team began to analyze.

“The first point, Tang Seng has a good face.”

“Second point, it is taboo to avoid doctors.”

“The third point, consider it as a practice.”

“Fourth point, you shouldn’t say to give him money, he doesn’t accept it. If we say that the operation is almsgiving, for the sake of respecting monks and monks, he will accept it.”

“That’s not necessarily true. This old monk is very long-winded. Even if the bone spirit turned into a mortal and wanted to give alms to a monk, he was rejected.”

Everyone had a headache.

They suddenly discovered that, without the use of coercion, Tang Seng was not so easy to deal with.

In fact, the other party’s mind is very strong, and he is bent on going to the west, and no female monster queen can make him change his mind.

The reason is very simple. He knew from the beginning that the purpose of seeking the truth is to save the common people.

He didn’t really seek to be the true fruit.

Otherwise, the first time he got the scripture without words, he would not return immediately, and he would not stay or even ask about Zhengguo.

It was only after the second return to seek the scriptures that it was sealed.

After much deliberation, everyone finally found Tang Seng’s weakness.

“Elder Tang, do you want to get the scriptures quickly?”

“Of course, I can rescue the Tang people sooner rather than later.” Tang Seng folded his hands together.

“According to our calculations, if you do our hemorrhoid surgery, you can travel 10 kilometers more every day, which can save you…” In short, the accurate calculation, but not more than the arithmetic level of the nine chapters, made Tang Seng nodded again and again.

To deal with people like Tang Seng, you have to use justice to oppress him.

Moreover, it is the great righteousness of the Buddha School to save all beings. You can’t take any physical comfort, give you money, or give you beautiful women. The more you talk about it, the more he will argue with you.

“Then it’s up to you all the donors.” Tang Seng gritted his teeth.

In order to allow the people of the Tang Dynasty to get the true scriptures as soon as possible, Tang Seng decided to give up this stinky skin.

As for the shameful argument, if you are a cultivator and you are afraid of being shamed, then what else do you need to practice?

Take what?

A lot of humiliating things happened along the way.

There are also times when they are slaughtered as beasts and as pigs and cattle.

Tang monks can endure, let alone such a thing?

“Then ask Elder Tang to come with us.” Everyone was overjoyed and hurriedly invited Tang Seng to the operating room.

Sun Wukong wanted to stop him, but these people were all mortals. Once the old monk made a decision, the eight cows would not be able to pull them back.

It doesn’t matter, the big deal is similar to the doom of robbers.

When the time comes, you will settle down and send it to the government.

This time he learned to be smart.

It wasn’t that Tang Seng didn’t want to punish the robber before. If he caught the other party and sent him to the government, he would be sentenced to beheading, and Tang Seng would not object.

Because it is a secular matter, and monks cannot interfere.

The monks are in charge of the spiritual affairs of the world.

In this regard, Tang Seng actually sees more clearly than Sun Wukong.

So he opposed Sun Wukong killing robbers indiscriminately.

Before Sun Wukong remembered that someone said that this is the selfishness of the Tang monk, and he wanted to prevent Sun Wukong from killing himself, so he was forbidden to kill all mortals.

However, Sun Wukong thought that the Tang monk was not so selfish.

Very simple, selfish people will be scared off halfway.

He could see that these people had no murderous intent at all.

Although it is heavy enough, it doesn’t matter.

Just let them figure it out.

Anyway, they will soon understand that Tang Monk’s meat can live forever, which is completely fake.

If it is true, what scriptures did the Tang emperor let the old monk learn from?

Wouldn’t it be over if you took a bite at the old monk?

I don’t know where this **** rumor came from.

It seems to be from the monsters of Liangjieshan?

Anyway, Sun Wukong doesn’t understand.

But at least, before Tang Seng just hit the road, there was no such rumor.

At this time, someone else aimed at Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong is eating peaches against a stick, eating one and throwing another.

“Great Sage, there is a good fruit wine here, please enjoy it.” A group of people gathered around.

Melons, fruits, peaches and plums, banquets and tea are all things that Monkey King can eat.

“Yes, you are a little filial to Grandpa Sun.” Sun Wukong was rude, and he even ate and drank.

At this time someone said: “Great Sage, we also want to ask the Great Sage Monkey King some things.”

“What do you want to ask me about?” Sun Wukong’s attitude was a little better now.

These people are not afraid of it either.

Because everyone knows best, as long as he doesn’t do evil things and doesn’t anger Sun Wukong, then Sun Wukong is completely harmless.

Especially in the later stage, that is the righteous person in the righteous way.

“We want to ask about the experience of Monkey King’s havoc in the Heavenly Palace. We want to give you a book to promote your reputation.”

“This is good.” Sun Wukong was excited.

The previous worries about the old monk were also left behind.

“Of course, we will also give you money to polish your pen.”

“You don’t need money, just ask if you want.”

“Okay, let’s start writing, ask the monk to start from the beginning…” Everyone said with a look of admiration.

The biggest weakness of Sun Wukong is his name.

He is not good at sex, wealth, power, wine, and fame.

“That’s right, I’ll tell you about it.”

“I have cultivated courage since I was a child, and the immortal stone burst into waves.”

“Lingtai has been practicing for seven years, which is better than others’ ten thousand years.”

“…you go to Qiankun and ask in the four seas, I am the most famous demon in all dynasties.”

The experience of Bute Mawen in the middle was not mentioned in one stroke, but was not mentioned at all.

“It turns out that it is so powerful, and it really is the famous Monkey King.”

“We know, this will give you a legend.”

“Very good, you can write quickly.” Sun Wukong was also very happy.

His good is his name.

Why does he want a Monkey King. It’s about getting a reputation on par with the scales.

As soon as someone mentioned that he was Bute Mawin, he was instantly furious.

Everyone complimented him on this.

Said that he was “well-known and powerful,” Sun Wukong was very happy, and he even drank and ate.

I just think this one is the easiest and most comfortable one.

Don’t have to worry about it, it’s much easier than the previous ones.

All he had to do was lie down and eat and drink.

It’s just that soon everyone will see the poor dagger.

Some people began to ask for apprenticeships to learn art.

Sun Wukong wanted to refuse at first.

But eating people’s mouth is short.

He is such a temperament.

If you want to be tough, he will never accept it, and he will not bow his head even if you kill him.

But if you want to be soft, he will be soft, and when you ask him to spare his life, he will forgive his life, as long as you don’t provoke him and don’t do bad things.

He is not as vicious as Zhu Bajie.

Zhu Bajie was born in heaven, and he really doesn’t regard people as people, and he really doesn’t regard monsters as monsters.

Say kill.

Sun Wukong is always forgiving.

But now everyone wants to apprentice, saying that they want to help him spread his reputation and spread his reputation.

This time, Sun Wukong was moved.

He thought that if more people knew about my reputation, that bad reputation would be gone.

Apprentices should be taboos for the Venerable, and it is impossible to say that their masters have had dishonorable experiences.

He didn’t know that as soon as his heart moved, he began to give birth to doomsday…

To become a Buddha is to let go of the burden of fame.

Just after touching the qualifications, he shook his head.

“Your qualifications are too poor, it is too difficult, too difficult to cultivate into an immortal.”

“Master, you are from the **** stone of heaven and earth, we are naturally far incomparable, just ask the master to give a training formula to prolong life and avoid death.”

“Well, let me think about it, forget it, go and find some imperial wine for you!”

After Sun Wukong said a few words or two, he flew into the heaven.

Pan Tao can no longer be taken casually, but asking for a few glasses of immortal wine is not a big problem.

And at this time, those guys who ate Tang Monk’s meat regretted each and every one.

“Damn it, it doesn’t work at all.”

“Who said that eating Tang monk’s meat can make you live forever? Isn’t this a scam?”

“This is cheating, it’s all fake, it doesn’t work at all.”

“Let us waste so much time in vain, or you are smart, and hit the strategy on Sun Wukong.”

“Hahaha, now you understand, it’s still Sun Wukong who can handle it. Among the 4 people, only Sun Wukong is most likely to achieve our goal, and the others are waste.”

Zhu Bajie was very depressed after hearing this.

Why does everyone go to worship Sun Wukong as a teacher?

I, Zhu Bajie, are also Marshal Tianpeng after all, so few people came to apprentice, so that I couldn’t get good food myself.

You can only follow Sun Monkey to eat fruit. He is a pig and wants to eat pig grass.

He wants to eat meat the most, but eating meat is a violation of the precepts.

I can only settle for the next best thing and eat vegetarian food.

At the same time, Wen Rensheng looked at these people. He knew that these people would not be safe in the world of Journey to the West, and would definitely cause all kinds of things.

Their greatest goal must be to live forever.

But they forgot one thing, the immortality of Journey to the West is very difficult, and only a few people can succeed.

…

at the same time.

White Ball Society.

They have begun to completely wipe out human beings.

Because humans have used mystical powers to threaten them.

They immediately wiped out the human race so that they could isolate the mysterious threat, otherwise their civilization would be destroyed.

I don’t know how long it took, they finally activated the time and space cannon.

I saw a bombardment, and a ripple appeared in the universe, and then swept across the human world.

The human world is like a flattened piece of paper, time and space collapsed suddenly, and then returned to its original state. All species in it have not changed, except that human beings have disappeared.

Such a terrifying force makes humans irresistible, and they don’t even know what their attack mode is, and they also don’t understand the attack mode of human beings.

This is the terrible thing about civilizations on both sides.

The attack power of both sides has reached the extreme, and the defense is extremely weak.

If they fight each other, it’s a dead end.

However, the two sides lack a mechanism for mutual communication and do not know how to maintain a balance.

Lack of prolonged contact nor a communication environment.

In fact, most of the human beings are willing to get along with them.

After all, there is not much space that everyone needs.

However, in the eyes of each other, humans are feared snakes, smooth and long.

Disgusting to look at.

So it is impossible for them to live peacefully with humans, this is a different species.

Humans seem to be able to accommodate species, but they cannot accommodate humans.

Human beings shrouded in mystery are snakes hiding in darkness. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

Of course, human beings can’t tolerate those disasters, and everyone is not a species.

Under the fear, let them be between each other, there is only one way to fight, and they cannot coexist.

Either live victoriously, or die after defeat, that’s all.

Wen Rensheng had already understood this.

He just thinks that these white **** are too stupid, and he still doesn’t have his wisdom and can’t see deep enough.

If they can see deep enough, they will choose to abandon their superficial view of humanity and choose to join forces with humanity to deal with the mystery, rather than cutting humanity off as a lesion.

This is actually an evasive approach, not **** for tat to study, they have taken the wrong strategy from the beginning.

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