Naruto: Sakura Blizzard - Chapter 684: Middle-aged crisis [continued]

“puff……”

After the figure of Gaara of the Five Generations Kazekage appeared on the TV, Sakura and others who were having a dinner at the burger restaurant almost couldn’t help but squirt out the drinks from their mouths.

“Puff, ahhahahaha, I’m so ridiculous, Gaara, your hairstyle is too ridiculous, isn’t it? It really feels so greasy!”

Dedara’s laughing stomach hurts, one hand is covering his stomach, the other is covering his mouth, trying to make his laugh a little lower, lest Gaara misunderstand that he is gloating. It’s just that those eyes that smiled into crescent moons perfectly showed his current mood.

“What do you think of this world, you actually have such a hairstyle!”

“…”

Gaara did not speak, but the hands on the table were already tightly squeezed into fists, and the blue veins on the back of his hands were bulging high, and he was obviously in a bad mood.

“Well, everyone don’t laugh…”

Kozakura finally held back her smile, took a deep breath and worked hard to calm herself down, and helped Gaara explain it by the way.

“I can’t blame Gaara for this. After all, he is already a middle-aged uncle in this world. As the saying goes, middle-aged people are a last resort, soaking goji berries in a thermos, and being a Fengying, he has to deal with so many things every day. It’s normal for the middle-aged crisis and tiredness to make your hair a little greasy!

“Oh, years are really a pig-killing knife. I didn’t expect Gaara to end up like this in the end. The soft and cute boy of the year will eventually become a greasy middle-aged uncle. It’s really unpredictable. what!”

Scorpion couldn’t help but touch his face. Fortunately, he was smart and transformed himself into a puppet. Otherwise, at his current age, he might be able to spend time with his middle-aged Gaara. , Thinking that he would also have that greasy hairstyle, Scorpion couldn’t help but shiver, it was terrible.

“Gaara, do you want to learn the technique of the Hundred Grands? Anyway, you have a lot of chakras and your mind is not stupid. You should learn it quickly. As long as you learn the art of the Hundreds, you will be completely Don’t worry about getting old, even if you are in a few decades, you will still be what you are now!”

Tsunade asked Gaara to me, and she just watched a cute boy turn into a greasy uncle. She really couldn’t bear it.

“If you don’t want to learn the art of Baihao, you can also come and learn about Reincarnations without a corpse. If you feel that you are old, you will change your body and keep you alive in a young state for the rest of your life. You may even be younger and younger! “

Oshamaru smiled. Thinking of the photos of him about this world he had previously obtained from middle-aged Naruto, he was immediately satisfied. He knew that he was right in pursuing science, and he looked better without looking at the world. Nian Naruto, they are still younger.

“Then one day I suddenly changed from Gaara a young girl to Gaara a young girl?!”

Tsunade poured cold water on the side, thinking of her old classmate’s sacrifice for immortality, even she couldn’t help but admire this guy a little. Not everyone had the courage to change her gender.

“…”

Da She Maru’s face turned dark. Those things were completely his dark history at the beginning, but he couldn’t help it back then, okay? If he had a choice, he would not choose to be reincarnated as a woman.

“Gaara, don’t move your hair casually in the future, understand? Tell me first when you need a haircut, and I will help you find a hairdresser!”

Temari was shocked by the middle-aged Gaara on TV. If his younger brother becomes like this one day, Temari feels that he is going crazy.

“Sister, don’t worry, I will never mess around!” Ai Luo nodded heavily and promised that he would rather die than become like this.

“By the way, only I think Gaara is actually good with this hairstyle? It looks mature!”

Kankuro asked weakly, his eyes flashing over a group of people, trying to find a like-minded person.

“Kill you!” Gaara turned his head and gave him a murderous smile. The plug on the gourd behind his back began to move around, otherwise he should let his father become both sons and daughters, and have a son. It feels awkward.

“get out!”

Before Kanjiuro could beg for mercy, a huge fan smashed into his face, and the nosebleed that Kanjiuro smashed directly flew out.

Holding her big fan, Temari looked at Kankuro with an unkind expression, with murderous eyes in his eyes.

“Kankuro…” Temari walked to Kankuro who was lying on the ground, and the person holding him had already lifted the person up, and the warning in his eyes was strong.

“If you dare to talk nonsense, don’t blame me for being rude to you. If one day you dare to encourage Gaara to keep this hairstyle, hehehe, Kankuro, I don’t mind letting my brother die young. !”

“I’m wrong……”

Kankuro was shaking like a sieve, and he couldn’t help but burst into tears. He just said that casually. Is it so cruel? He actually greeted his handsome face, wouldn’t it be afraid to beat him up? Sure enough, Temari and Gaara are biological siblings. He was picked up by his father on the road, or given by her mother when she was buying vegetables.

“Humph……”

Temari took Kankuro back to his seat, and when he saw Gaara staring at the middle-aged Gaara on the TV with an uncomfortable expression, he rubbed Gaara’s hair comfortingly and smoothed his hair. .

“Gaara, don’t worry, let’s pay attention to it in the future, it will never become that way!”

“Ok……”

Gaara’s face is still not very good-looking, and my heart began to secretly figure out whether to kill middle-aged Gaara to the black hand. Although middle-aged Gaara is the man in this world, he is aiming at this hairstyle. Gaara feels that he should just kill off his relatives.

“Next is our fourth-generation Earth Shadow Lord Heitu, Lord Heitu is also the hero of the fourth Ninja World War that year, and Lord Heitu is not only strong enough, but also very online!”

The live broadcast on the TV continued. What appeared in the camera was a tall black soil with long legs. As soon as he came out, there were cheers from countless boys around. It was obvious that he had a greasy haircut. The middle-aged Gaara, the black-skinned girl with long legs, should be more popular.

“Tsk, this girl actually became the fourth generation of Tu Ying!”

Jiao Du raised his eyebrows at Deidara, and said meaningfully: “I think the girl seemed to come to you often before, how about it, is there any heartbeat?”