People are in Running Man, and Bai Mengyan is crying at the beginning - #111 - Chapter 111

“Ah?”

Xiang Long was stunned when he heard Bai Lu’s question:

“You don’t have to say it, they are colleagues, of course… Oh!!”

Halfway through, Xiang Long finally understood what Bai Lu meant, and smiled:”Teacher Bai, you are talking about this driving test.”

Bai Lu let out a cute snort from her nose, her cheeks slightly rosy:

“Who told you to say that you are a good driver?”

She had driven a lot when she was with Hehe or when she was filming, but it was the first time she took the initiative to make such a joke when she was alone with the opposite sex!

And a girl is willing to take the initiative to say dirty words to a boy, which shows that she has a high degree of affection for this boy.

Xiang Long naturally understood this and subconsciously turned his head to look at the girl next to him:

At this time, the lights were on, and the bright neon lights on the roadside shone into the car through the car window, reflecting on Bai Lu’s fair and delicate cheeks. The colorful colors changed, making Bai Lu seem to be in a strange dream space.

“Drive carefully, why are you staring at me?”

Bai Lu felt her ears burning when she noticed Xiang Long’s gaze. Fortunately, it was dark in the car and Xiang Long couldn’t see clearly.

Xiang Long coughed lightly, suppressed his inner throbbing, focused his attention on the front, and then smiled:

“To be fair, let me test your driving skills as well.”

“I’m not afraid of you, just go out.”

Bai Lu said unconvinced, and looked at Xiang Long with her black and white eyes.

“Um……”

Xiang Long thought for a moment and asked:

“What kind of punishment will a driver receive for driving a motor vehicle that has reached the scrap standard?”

“A、Detention for up to 15 days”

“B、Revocation of driving license”

“C、A fine of more than 20 yuan but less than 200 yuan”

“D、Pursue criminal responsibility”

Bai Lu:”……”

I asked you about driving, and you actually tested me on subject one?

Seeing that Bai Lu didn’t answer, Xiang Long teased:

“Mr. Bai, if you can’t answer, I have sufficient reason to suspect that your driver’s license was bought… Stop! A gentleman should talk, not fight!”

Bai Lu’s little hand climbed directly to the soft flesh on Xiang Long’s waist and began to stretch his muscles.

“I am not a gentleman!”

Bai Lu shouted,”I am a woman!”

“”No, Mr. Bai, it hurts… I was wrong, I was wrong, I will give you a real driving test right away!”

Xiang Long begged for mercy.

“Humph!”

Bai Lu then let go of her hand.

Xiang Long breathed a sigh of relief and stroked his waist with his right hand in a way that pretended to be in pain:”Teacher Bai, you really tried hard.”

Bai Lu was also a little embarrassed, and then put her hand on Xiang Long’s waist again:

“”Okay, okay, I’m sorry, come, let me rub it for you.”

Feeling the touch of Bai Lu’s little hand, Xiang Long suddenly felt refreshed and said with a smile:

“Listen up, here comes the real topic”

“Okay, you tell me.

Bai Lu said as she rubbed Xiang Long’s waist.

“Actually, in this car, besides the two of us, there are two of your good friends, one is Zuo Xiaoqiu and the other is You Xiaoqiu.”

Zuo Xiaoqiu, You Xiaoqiu?

Bai Lu didn’t react for a moment.

Until she looked at Xiang Long, she saw that he was looking at her chest with ill intentions.

“Ah!”

Bai Lu suddenly realized it, and she covered her chest with one hand, while the other hand that was massaging Xiang Long just now immediately increased the strength.…

“”Hiss! Teacher Bai, stop it!”

Xiang Long shouted hurriedly, and this time it really hurt.

“I won’t stop!”

Bai Lu blushed.

She couldn’t say that there were mountains and ridges, and there were always waves and raging waves. How could it be small?

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became. She blurted out:

“I am a small hill, and you are a chili pepper hanging from a tree!”

Huh? A chili pepper hanging from a tree?

Xiang Long’s breathing became heavier.

My iron spear that has been tempered for thousands of times has been slandered by you as a chili pepper?

This is intolerable!

So Xiang Long immediately retorted:

“Then you are an egg fried in a frying pan!”

What?

Bai Lu’s eyes widened:”You are a toothpick and a contact lens case!”

Xiang Long showed no weakness:”You are Wangzai bun!”

Bai Lu blushed:”You are a cow-hair embroidery needle!”

“You are a mosquito bite!”

“You are the shit of earthworms!”

“you……”

The traffic light turned red at that moment, Xiang Long stopped the car and glared at Bai Lu angrily.

Bai Lu also glared at him without showing any weakness.

After a moment, the angry expressions of the two suddenly froze, and they realized what they were arguing about. They looked at each other and laughed at the same time.

After a long while, Xiang Long wiped his tears and said:

“Teacher Bai, what are you arguing with me about?”

Bai Lu covered her stomach which hurt from laughing so much and said subconsciously:

“It’s not like you haven’t seen mine before, so why do you say they are small?”

Swish!

As soon as this sentence came out, the two of them stopped talking.

They looked at each other and quickly avoided each other’s eyes as if they were electrocuted. They all felt a little hot in their bodies.

Bai Lu twisted her hands together and looked out the window with unfocused eyes. She felt her heart beating wildly. It was the first time for Xiang Long to have a girlfriend in his two lives, and a girl as beautiful as Bai Lu. He felt dry in his mouth for a while.

As the atmosphere became more and more ambiguous,

Xiang Long felt that he needed to say something to break the deadlock.

Coincidentally, someone passed by on the sidewalk in front with a dog. Xiang Long smiled and said:

“Look, dog, that Bai teacher is so cute.”

Bai Lu didn’t react for a moment, and nodded in agreement:

“Yes, that Mr. Bai… huh?”

Bai Lu looked at Xiang Long with wide eyes.

Xiang Long also came back to his senses and laughed while leaning on the steering wheel.

“”Xiang Lili, did you do this on purpose?”

Bai Lu also laughed and patted Xiang Long.

“No, I just had a brain attack.……”

Xiang Long explained with a smile.

Bai Lu naturally wouldn’t be really angry. Thinking that she didn’t hear it at the first time, she also leaned on the passenger seat and laughed:

“No, Lili, I feel like if I stay with you for too long, I will definitely get crow’s feet sooner or later.”

“A smile makes you look ten years younger. Isn’t being with me more effective than taking sheep placenta?”

Xiang Long teased.

Bai Lu also responded at the right time:”Teacher Xiang, is this something you can say?”

Then, the two laughed together again.

The red light turned green and the car started.

Bai Lu took a deep breath, wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and said:

“Speaking of slips of the tongue, I remembered a joke that is so funny. I will tell you it and I guarantee you will laugh when you think about it next time!”

“”Okay.”

Xiang Long agreed naturally.

Bai Lu coughed lightly and said:

“One day, I met an old man carrying things on the street. I am kind-hearted. Seeing that the old man had difficulty walking with so many things, I thought of saying,”Old man, let me help you carry the things.” But… But… Hahahaha!”

She couldn’t help laughing halfway through her speech.

Xiang Long was stunned:

“No, Mr. Bai, please stop laughing and finish your speech first!”

“OK, OK, I’ll finish. I’ll finish first.”

Bai Lu took a deep breath and tried to control her emotions, but then she couldn’t hold it in anymore when she thought about the plot later:”Hahahahahahaha……”

Xiang Long:”……”

“No, big sister, what happened to the old man? You are driving me crazy.”

Xiang Long was also infected by Bai Lu’s laughter and asked with a smile

“”Uncle, uncle, uncle… Hahahaha!”

Bai Lu lay on the center console in front of the co-pilot, shaking with laughter.

Xiang Long was completely helpless. He had to drive with one hand on the steering wheel and use the other hand to breathe on her back, fearing that she would die from laughing.

After a long while,

Bai Lu finally got tired of laughing and leaned on the co-pilot, panting:

“I can’t take it anymore. My stomach is about to cramp from laughing.……”

She hadn’t laughed so hard for a long time.

Seeing Bai Lu’s cute and silly look, Xiang Long was speechless.

“Teacher Bai, you told me a joke, but you ended up laughing so hard yourself, awesome!”

Xiang Long gave her a thumbs up.

Under normal circumstances, Bai Lu would have let Xiang Long teach her a lesson about the touch of love, but now she could only roll her eyes at him.

After a while, seeing that Bai Lu finally stopped laughing, Xiang Long asked curiously,”So, what happened to that old man in the end?……”

He hadn’t finished speaking when he heard the word”uncle”. It was as if something had been turned on in Bai Lu, and she couldn’t help but laugh out loud again:

“Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose……”

Xiang Long:”……”

After a while, when Bai Lu stopped laughing, Xiang Long’s eyes rolled and he suddenly said:

“uncle”

“Hahahahaha goose goose goose……”

Bai Lu couldn’t hold it back again and started laughing.

After a while,

Xiang Long said,”Sir.”

Bai Lu said,”Haha………”

After a while, just when Xiang Long was about to make Bai Lu laugh again, Bai Lu finally couldn’t help it and reached out to cover Xiang Long’s mouth:

“No… don’t say that, don’t say”uncle”, hahaha… don’t say anything, do you hear me?”

If she was amused by Xiang Long again, Bai Lu felt that her stomach would really cramp from laughing.

“”Yeah!”

Xiang Long nodded hurriedly.

“” Huh!”

Bai Lu finally breathed a sigh of relief, let go of her hand, and sat back in the passenger seat.

——

“uncle”

“Hahahahaha……”

“Xiang Lili, I’m going to kill you! Hahaha!”