People are in Running Man, and Bai Mengyan is crying at the beginning - #113 - Chapter 113

Congratulations! You have won the song”Eyelashes Curly”》！】

“”Curly Eyelashes?”

Xiang Long’s eyes lit up when he heard the song title.

This is another representative work of Wang Xinling, and it is also very popular on Earth. Although it may be less well-known than”Love You”, it was drawn with 10,000 fans after all. What else do you want?

“The key is that this song is not difficult to sing, and it is very suitable for Bai Lu.”

Xiang Long nodded secretly.

Then, his eyes looked at the popularity value of 230,000

“My luck seems to be pretty good today, how about… try another song?”

Anyway, even if he traded 20,000 popularity for”Curly Eyelashes”, it would be totally worth it, so Xiang Long immediately recited in his mind again:

“System, I want to use the song blind box again!”

Swish!

As the command was issued, the golden song blind box immediately burst into a dazzling light.

Soon, the result appeared——

【Congratulations, you have won the song”I am a girl”》！】

“Another classic song?”

Xiang Long was really surprised.

《”I am a Girl” is a classic song by Xu Huaiyu, who is known as the Queen of the People. The style of the song is cheerful and light-hearted. It became popular in the streets and alleys immediately after it was released.

Xiang Long remembers that when he was in junior high school, almost every girl in his class could sing this song.

“What’s wrong with the system today? Are there any free songs?”

Xiang Long was surprised and delighted.

In Xiang Long’s opinion, it would not be a loss even if he used 100,000 popularity to draw these two songs.

“Forget it, never mind, I’m lucky today anyway, let’s try again!”

Xiang Long took a deep breath and continued to say to the system:

“Another song blind box!”

Soon, as the blind box shone brightly, the third song appeared.——

【Congratulations, you have won the song”One is like summer, the other is like autumn”》！】

Xiang Long was almost numb.

Another classic song!

Although this song”One is like summer, the other is like autumn” may be less well-known than the previous two, it is a rare song that describes sisterhood. It is a must-order song for countless girls when they sing K together.

“However, judging from the popularity, it seems that my luck has dropped a bit.”

Xiang Long thought about it and decided to draw again.

Anyway, he has made a lot of money by getting these three songs with 30,000 popularity.

“System, another blind box!”

Swish!

As the blind box once again bloomed with brilliant light, the fourth song also appeared.——

【Congratulations, you have won the song”Psychopathic Song”》！】

Poof!

Seeing this result, Xiang Long almost spit out the water in his mouth.

The Song of Psychopath?

Is it Luo Tianyi’s two-dimensional song?

Xiang Long quickly checked the system description, and sure enough, it was the song he guessed.

Compared with the previous three songs,”The Song of Psychopath” is much less well-known because of its two-dimensional attributes.

Many people may not have heard the original version of this song, but they have probably been laughed at by the Erhu version of this song.

“Well, judging from this result, the popularity of these four songs is indeed slowly decreasing, and the popularity of the next song may be even lower.……”

Xiang Long thought about it and decided to quit while he was ahead.

He had made a lot of money by getting 40,000 fans for these four songs.

At this moment, he suddenly heard a loud shout:

“Xiang Lili!”

Xiang Long was startled and turned his head to look over.

He saw Bai Lu and Deng Chaozheng both looking at him with a smile.

“What’s wrong?”

Xiang Long asked curiously.

“What happened? Brother Chao and I were talking, but when you turned around, you saw yourself standing there in a daze.”

Bai Lu gestured with her cheek and said:

“From time to time, a lewd smile appeared on his face and he would ask,”What bad thing were you thinking about just now?””

“It’s nothing,”

Xiang Long said calmly,”I just thought of you, Mr. Bai.”

“Huh?”

Bai Lu was stunned, then she grabbed Xiang Long’s neck and yelled,”How dare you laugh so disgustingly when you think of me?”

“Spare… Spare my life, I am thinking of good things, good things.”

Xiang Long hurriedly stretched out his hand to Deng Chao for help.

Deng Chao naturally ignored him, just eating melon seeds and watching the show with a smile.

After a while, Bai Lu finally let go of his hand and asked:

“Tell me the truth, what were you thinking about me just now?”

“I just recalled the process of us telling jokes in the car, and then a funny melody emerged in my mind, which I thought was quite funny, and I was a little absent-minded for a while.”

Coincidentally, the lyrics of”Psychopathic Song” are very similar to what the two had just experienced, so Xiang Long said

“Were you composing a song just now?”

Bai Lu looked at Xiang Long suspiciously:”You are not lying to me, are you? Is it so easy to compose a song?”

“It is easier to create when you have inspiration.”

Xiang Long waved his hand in a provocative manner:”You are a person with zero creative ability, so don’t ask me.”

“Hmm?”

Bai Lu rubbed her wrist.

“Well, I mean, how about I teach you how to write songs?”

Xiang Long quickly changed his tone.

“Just teach me how to write songs, but……”

Bai Lu narrowed her eyes and stared at Xiang Long with a bad look:”Sing the melody just now. If I am satisfied, then you pass. Otherwise,——”

Bai Lu made a throat-cutting motion at her throat and said in Zhen Huan’s style:

“Today we are in the Queen’s palace, there is not much else, a hundred lashes of red is enough to wrap you up like a mummy!”

Deng Chao also imitated the eunuch, pinching his orchid fingers and said:

“Xiao Xiangzi, why don’t you listen to my orders?”

“this……”

Hearing this, Xiang Long hesitated:”The style of this song is a bit strange, are you sure you want to listen to it?”

“Why can’t I listen to it? As the queen of Hengdian, what songs have I not heard?”

Bai Lu waved her hand generously:

“Sing it quickly and let me see it!”

“”Okay, eh!”

Xiang Long imitated the Qing palace play and made the motion of lowering his sleeves with both hands.

Then, he sat up straight, coughed twice and cleared his throat.

“Ahem!”

Bai Lu and Deng Chao both looked expectant, wondering what kind of song Xiang Long had just created with inspiration.

“Did I really sing it?”

At this time, Xiang Long suddenly asked again

“Sing, sing, hurry up!”

Bai Lu urged impatiently.

“”Okay.”

Xiang Long nodded, humming as if trying to find a tune.

Bai Lu and Deng Chao both held their breath and listened carefully.

Then, in their expectant eyes, Xiang Long suddenly asked again:

“Are you sure you want to listen?”

“Ahhhhh!”

Bai Lu screamed and grabbed Xiang Long’s neck again:

“Xiang Lili, if you keep talking nonsense, I will castrate you and send you to the palace to clean toilets!”

Deng Chao was also irritated by Xiang Long’s heavy breathing, and laughed at the side:

“That’s right, Bai Lu, castrate him and let him serve you every day!”

“”No, no, I’ll sing, I’ll really sing!”

Xiang Long didn’t dare to act weird anymore and said quickly.

Bai Lu then let go of her hand:

“If you dare to say another word of nonsense, you’re done!”

“Don’t dare.”

Xiang Long was startled and subconsciously covered his brother

“Hahahaha!”

Seeing Xiang Long’s action, Bai Lu laughed and hit Xiang Long hard on the back, saying with a smile:

“You are a hottie… ahem!”

She wanted to say,”What’s so special about you being a hottie?”, but she remembered that they were not in the car after all, so she shut up immediately.

Although she shut up in time, Xiang Long’s reaction was so fast that he still heard the second half of Bai Lu’s sentence.

He glared at Bai Lu with shame and anger:”Bai Mengyan, if this wasn’t at Brother Chao’s house, I…

humph!

” What he wanted to say was that if it wasn’t at Deng Chao’s house, I would definitely prove to you whether I am a hottie or not, but like Bai Lu, he also knew that it was okay for them to joke about this in private, but it was inappropriate to say it in front of Deng Chao.

Although he didn’t finish his words, Bai Lu still heard the meaning of Xiang Long’s words, and immediately glared at Xiang Long with shame and anger.

Deng Chao didn’t know the conversation between the two in the car, so naturally he didn’t understand what they were saying, and smiled:

“What’s wrong with being at my house? It doesn’t matter. You two can just pretend that your sister-in-law and I are not here. Please feel free to do what you want.”

When he said this,

Xiang Long and Bai Lu were both embarrassed.

Bai Lu quickly changed the subject:

“Come on, Lili, stop talking nonsense and sing quickly, we are all waiting impatiently!”

Xiang Long did not dare to continue this topic, took a deep breath, and sat upright in front of the two of them.

Bai Lu and Deng Chao also looked at him.

Xiang Long glanced at Bai Lu:

“Teacher Bai, let me make this clear first, you are not allowed to be angry.”

Bai Lu glared, but then she thought of something and smiled and said,”Okay, okay, I’m not angry.”

Seeing Bai Lu agreed so readily, Xiang Long couldn’t help but look suspicious.

This time Bai Lu was really angry, and rolled up her sleeves:

“Xiang Lili, are you going to sing today or not?”

“Sing, sing right away!”

Xiang Long didn’t dare to say anything more, waved his hands, and started singing.——

“One day I was free, so I asked Bai Lu to tell a joke”

“This guy started laughing before he even opened his mouth to speak……”

Listening to the first two lines of lyrics,

Bai Lu and Deng Chao looked at each other, feeling a little strange.

Because just listening to these two lines of lyrics, this song doesn’t seem to be enough for Xiang Long to call it a weird song.

But the next moment, seeing Xiang Long’s performance, their eyes suddenly widened – they saw Xiang Long suddenly change his sitting position and act like a lady. Obviously, he was performing a duet for two people.

However, his next lyrics made Bai Lu and Deng Chao a little uneasy:

“Eaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”

“”Ya ya ha ha ha ha ha!”

Then, Xiang Long imitated Bai Lu and continued to sing to her and Deng Chao:

“It’s not that I have a low sense of humor, it’s that my jokes are too ridiculous”

“After finishing speaking, take a deep breath and look back at Lili.

Then

Xiang Long sat back in his seat and continued singing:

“Eaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”

“”Aiyahahahahahaha!”

Hearing this,

Bai Lu and Deng Chao finally understood why Xiang Long said that the style of this song was weird.

How could ordinary songs be sung like this?

“Hahahaha!”

Before Xiang Long finished singing, Bai Lu couldn’t help it and patted Xiang Long’s arm and laughed:

“No, Lili, I can’t stand it anymore!”

“What kind of a song is this? It’s like a psychopath.”

Xiang Long smiled and nodded:

“That’s right, this song is called”The Song of Psychopaths”, which is about some people who can’t finish telling jokes and can’t stop laughing.”

Huh?

Bai Lu’s laughter stopped immediately.

After a moment, a sweet shout resounded throughout the community where Deng Chao’s family lived:

“Xiang Lili, if you can leave Brother Chao’s house alive today, I will take your surname!”