People are in Running Man, and Bai Mengyan is crying at the beginning - #134 - Chapter 134

After chatting and laughing, everyone began to take turns to take a shower.

Bai Lu was the guest of honor after all, so she went first.

After she came down from the shower, she saw Xiang Long, who was talking and laughing with He Ling and others with his back to her. Her eyes suddenly turned and a sly smile appeared on the corners of her mouth.

So, she winked at He Ling and others, signaling them to be quiet, and then she spread her hair in front of her, pretending to be Sadako, and tiptoed behind Xiang Long.

But just when she was about to pat Xiang Long on the shoulder to scare him, she saw Xiang Long suddenly turn around and whispered:

“Teacher Bai!”

“Ah!”

Bai Lu never expected Xiang Long to turn around at this time. She screamed and took several steps back.

“”Hahaha!”

Seeing Bai Lu like this, Xiang Long laughed.

Bai Lu also came back to her senses at this time.

“”Xiang! Li! Li!”

She lifted her hair, revealing her shy pink cheeks, and let out an angry shout, rushing towards Xiang Long with her teeth and claws bared.

Xiang Long was straightforward, and didn’t even have the intention to run. He just hugged his head and let her hit his back hard.

While being beaten, he continued to laugh:

“Teacher Bai, this is not my fault. Your footsteps were so loud when you came down the stairs, and then suddenly disappeared. It was hard for me to guess that you were trying to scare me.……”

“You still say, you still say!”

Bai Lu shook Xiang Long’s body vigorously.

Looking at the quarreling scene, He Ling and others all smiled.

Isn’t the so-called ideal life like this? There is warmth, laughter, busyness, and fighting…

After everyone took a shower, it was late at night and everyone began to prepare for bed.

At this time, Xiang Long came to Zhang Zifeng and Bai Lu’s room – he wanted to give Bai Lu a massage

“Sister Bailu, is your waist not feeling well?”

Zhang Zifeng asked curiously.

“Well, I had a surgery when I was a kid and something went wrong, and then I kept filming, and all of them were ancient costume dramas with wire ropes, so I kept having this back injury.……”

Bai Lu lay on the bed and explained, then instructed her sister:

“Sister, you must take good care of your body when you are filming in the future. As the old saying goes, man is made of iron and rice is made of steel… Bah, the body is the capital of revolution, you must not damage it – hiss, Lili, be gentle, why are you so strong right away?”

It turned out that Xiang Long had already started to massage her waist.

“It’s not that I’m strong, it’s that you’re not in the right position. Come on, lift your butt and lie down properly.”

After several days of massage, Bai Lu had long been very confident in Xiang Long’s massage skills. Hearing this, she didn’t refute it. She hummed twice and lay down again:

“Okay, come on.”

“How about this strength?”

“Yeah~very good”

“What about this frequency?”

“Mm~ It’s also very good, tingling and numb, and I feel like my body is about to float up”

“”

“It’s okay, come now, my body can handle it”

“No, that’s too fast. You need to slowly accumulate the feeling.”

“Listen to you, you are… well, the professional, the best at this”

“Okay, bear with it, it will be a bit painful.”

“Come on, it’s not the first time, I…hiss, I’m used to it, anyway, it feels good after the pain.”

Pa! Pa! Pa! Pa…

Xiang Long’s hands were in a bowl shape, and he began to pat Bai Lu’s back.

However, what the two did not notice was that Zhang Zifeng, who was standing next to him, had already blushed, lowered his head and pretended to read a book, and did not even dare to glance over here.

The live broadcast room had already exploded:

【What a terrible line! [Cover face]]】

【Okay, that’s all for today’s Yearning. See you all in the domestic area!】

【Mom! Listen to my explanation. It’s not what you think. I’m really watching a serious program!!】

【Brothers, I am a blind person. What plot was just played?】

【I could bear it at the beginning, but I really couldn’t stand the ‘bang bang bang’ at the end – God, please give me a 1!】

【1? What is your ingredient? [Surprise]】

【Damn, the one in front, what are you?】

【Attention! Attention! There is a large group of LSP ahead, please be careful!】

【Big wave? Where?】

【At the age of 13, I was exposed to knowledge that I shouldn’t have been exposed to at this age.】

……

……

Xiang Long and Bai Lu in the Mushroom House naturally didn’t know about this, and even if they did, there was nothing they could do.

Because the reason why the two had so many conversations was purely because if they didn’t, Bai Lu would probably make even more unbroadcastable sounds.

Soon, after helping Bai Lu with the massage, Xiang Long also went back to his room to rest.

There was no conversation that night, and the next morning, accompanied by the loud crowing of cocks, Xiang Long was the first to wake up.

Then, looking at the giant pillars, he sighed quietly.

‘I wonder when this unique weapon of mine will be useful?’

After a while, when the guns were sounded, Xiang Long finally got up.

After brushing his teeth and washing up, Xiang Long prepared to go for a run.

As soon as he went out, he saw the photographer yawning and holding a camera following him.

“Did I get up too early?”

Xiang Long asked the cameraman embarrassedly.

The cameraman quickly waved his hand in embarrassment.

Despite this, Xiang Long still saw the bloodshot in his eyes and smiled:

“”Forget it, I won’t go running, and I’ll save you some energy. Let’s just move around in the yard.”

Then he went to the yard to do morning exercises.

Hearing this, the photographer couldn’t help but show a hint of gratitude in his eyes.

Although he earned this money, he was still very moved that Xiang Long could think about him in such a small detail – no guest had ever done this before.

In the live broadcast room, the small number of viewers also expressed their appreciation

【Xiang Long is really an empathetic person.】

【The truth is in the details. Even the photographer sympathizes with Xiang Long, which shows that he has a really good personality.】

【I thought Xiang Long was just a funny guy, but I didn’t expect he has such a nice personality】

【My family, Xiang Long has made a good investment.】

【But Xiang Long slept so late last night, isn’t he sleepy to get up so early? 】

In the Mushroom House,

Xiang Long said that he was not sleepy at all.

After being strengthened by the super serum, Xiang Long’s energy was outrageous. After about twenty minutes of activities, Xiang Long felt a little thirsty, so he took a bottle of sponsor’s milk and unscrewed the cap.

Just then, he heard footsteps on the stairs, looked up, and saw Bai Lu, who was not wearing any makeup, yawning and coming down the stairs

“Teacher Bai, you wake up so early?”

“I was woken up by the chickens.”

Bai Lu said sleepily:

“I wanted to sleep until I woke up naturally, but just when I was about to fall asleep, the rooster crowed. Just when I was about to fall asleep, it crowed again. It was as if it was staring at me… It’s so annoying.”

“”Haha.”

Xiang Long laughed unscrupulously, then, seeing Bai Lu’s unfriendly look, he quickly stopped laughing and handed her the milk he had just opened:

“Here, Mr. Bai, please drink some authentic breast milk. It is delicious and nutritious, and it will wake you up for the day.”

Bai Lu glanced at Xiang Long, took it and took a sip.

Then, she thought of something and asked,”Why do you say this is breast milk?”

“Ah???”

Xiang Long was stunned:”Of course this is breast milk”

“Why can’t it be bull milk?”

Bai Lu deliberately asked,”The ingredient list clearly only says milk, and it doesn’t say whether it’s bull or cow milk. How can you be so sure?”

Looking at Bai Lu’s sure expression, Xiang Long almost couldn’t help laughing out loud. He knew that she was still asleep, so he said seriously:

“Because the texture and color of this milk are very good. If you look closely, such good quality milk must be breast milk!”

“I don’t believe it.”

Bai Lu obviously hadn’t discovered the flaw in her words yet, and still insisted:”I think he might be a male milkman!”

Xiang Long couldn’t help it, and at that moment, He Ling also came down from upstairs, so he quickly pointed:

“If you don’t believe me, go ask Teacher He and see what he says.”

“What did I say?”

He Ling asked curiously

“That’s right, Teacher He.”

Bai Lu came to Teacher He and pointed at the milk in her hand and asked,”Do you think the milk here is cow’s milk or boar’s milk?”

“”Huh?”

Teacher He was stunned by Bai Lu’s ‘wise’ question:”Isn’t milk produced by cows?””

Huh?

Bai Lu’s expression suddenly froze.

Milk is produced by cows?

Milk is produced by cows!!!

At this moment, the cells of wisdom finally regained the high ground.

Then, her fair cheeks quickly turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, pink → crimson → deep red → deep red…

In the end, the red seemed to be so bright that it was about to drip.

Bai Lu felt her head buzzing, as if she had seen that the scene full of wisdom just now would be forever engraved on a big pillar called shame…

At this moment, she heard Xiang Long’s laughter behind her.

“Hahahahahahaha!!”

Turning around, Bai Lu saw Xiang Long holding his stomach and wriggling on the ground like a giant insect.…

“”Xiang! Li! Li!”

At this moment, Bai Lu finally found an outlet to vent her emotions. She yelled, rode on Xiang Long, and punched him like raindrops.

“It’s all your fault. You deliberately led me in the wrong direction!”

“I am going to kill you!”

“Ahhh! I can’t live anymore!”

“My fame is gone, all gone!!”

In the live broadcast room, netizens had already fainted from laughter:

【Hahahaha, Bai Mengyan, are you going to make me laugh to death?】

【I was a little sleepy at first, but now I feel refreshed.】

【I rushed to the subway early in the morning, and the whole carriage was filled with the goose-like calls of the sister’s barbell.】

【Bai Mengyan, your IQ has been exposed】

【Uh…am I the only one like Lubao who only understood what Teacher He said after hearing it?】

【In front, you are not alone, I also [cover face]】

【Haha, I was also wondering just now, why did Xiang Long say so confidently that it was not male milk?】

【According to probability, shouldn’t the chance of a bull being a cow be 50% each?】

【Looking at the comments, I found that there are so many people as smart as Lu Bao [Meng]】

【Suddenly I have confidence in myself again, thank you all kind people! 】