People are in Running Man, and Bai Mengyan is crying at the beginning - #161 - Chapter 161

“Bring up the item that Chao will be endorsing.”

Yao Yitian said to the staff beside him.

Soon, a wooden box appeared in front of Deng Chao, and then the baffle in front of the box was removed by the staff, revealing the item inside – a bottle of enema.

Seeing this item, Bai Lu had the lowest sense of humour, and was the first to lower her head and laugh.

Xiang Long and others all pursed their lips to hold back their laughter.

Seeing this, Deng Chao, who was completely unaware of the situation, couldn’t help but be a little confused:

“No, what is this thing that can make you want to laugh just by looking at it?”

“Oh, don’t worry about what it is, just bring the goods quickly!”

Chen He urged:

“Three minutes left, start!”

“Uh, okay. Anyway

, the name of this round of the game is called blind sales, so Deng Chao said tentatively:

“The product I want to introduce to you is a very delicious food.”

Puff!

Hearing Deng Chao actually use delicious to describe the suppository, Bai Lu couldn’t hold back any longer and burst into laughter.

Then, she realized that her laughter was a bit indecent, but she couldn’t help it, so she had to grab Xiang Long’s arm and hide her face behind Xiang Long to laugh.

Seeing this, Deng Chao realized that he was wrong, but he couldn’t see the items in the alley at all. He didn’t know how to change his words and was stunned for a while.

Seeing this, Xiang Long continued to dig a hole for Deng Chao and asked maliciously:

“Brother Chao, do you usually eat this kind of delicious food?”

There was no way to guess anyway, so Deng Chao gritted his teeth and answered with a firm look:

“Of course I will eat it!”

Hahahaha!

At this point, even the staff on the side laughed out loud, and quickly covered their faces with the script, but the laughter still came over.

As an excellent variety show actor, Deng Chao naturally knew what to do at this time, so instead of stopping, he continued:

“I not only eat it on weekdays, but also serve it to my relatives and friends during major holidays. They all say it tastes great and delicious!”The live studio was turned into a scorched earth after hearing Deng Chao’s comments on promoting the product:

【Hahahahaha!!】

【Brother Chao, you are almost making my merits disappear with laughter】

【Brother Chao, please stop talking, I’m having breakfast!!】

【Is it okay to use the suppository to entertain friends and family?】

【Friends and family: Listen to me, thank you……】

【How heavy is Deng Chao’s taste?】

【Brother Chao, if you sell goods like this, I will really buy them.】

【What’s the problem? Enema is imported food anyway…]

At the recording site,

Deng Chao was a bit of a show-off. Seeing everyone laughing so happily, he completely let himself go:

“Really, you don’t eat this kind of food?”

“We don’t eat it. Generally speaking, we only use it on special occasions.”

Li Chen said with a smile

“”

Deng Chao remembered this characteristic and waved his hands vigorously:

“Well, if you just use it, you will underestimate the function of this item. Be bolder and give it a try. Maybe you will find that a whole new door of food is opened to you?”

“Thank you, but it’s not necessary.”

Li Chen was so scared that he quickly waved his hands:”This thing is too strong, I can’t accept it”

“What’s so heavy about this? My wife likes it too.”

Deng Chao said seriously:”Besides, sometimes we are reluctant to eat more, so we wait until the children fall asleep, order a pearl dinner, pair it with red wine, and enjoy it slowly bit by bit.……”

Imagining the scene of a candlelight dinner with red wine and enema, Bai Lu couldn’t help laughing, and stumbled and fell to the ground.

Xiang Long reacted quickly, subconsciously reaching back with his left hand and half hugged Bai Lu’s petite body, then half turned around and exerted a little force, holding her shoulders with his right hand to steady her.

“”Thank you…hahahaha…thank you, Li…hahaha!”

Bai Lu squatted on the ground, holding her stomach and laughing non-stop.

Seeing Bai Lu like this, Deng Chao blinked his eyes:”Just that day, I sent Bai Lu a copy, and she also said that she liked it very much and enjoyed it very much.”

Swish!

Bai Lu didn’t expect Deng Chao to suddenly cue her, and her originally laughing expression froze instantly, but the next moment, she didn’t bother to explain, and she lay on the ground again and laughed like a goose:

“Haha geese geese geese geese……”

“You see, Bai Lu didn’t refute, which proves that I was right.”

Deng Chao shrugged proudly and said to everyone:”I sincerely advise you to try this delicacy. I believe you will definitely thank me!” As soon as he finished speaking, Yao Yitian also said:

“Three minutes are up, please tell me the name of this item”

“Well……”

Deng Chao scratched his head:”This is really hard to guess, because your reaction is so strange. What makes you want to laugh at the first sight?”

He thought about the words Li Chen gave that would only be used in special circumstances, and said:”Forget it, just make a wild guess. This should be some kind of medicine?”

Yao Yitian smiled and nodded:”If the full score is five stars, you can give this answer three stars – OK, you can see what the delicacy in your mouth is.”

Deng Chao hurried to the front of the box, wanting to see clearly what it was.

When he saw the bottle of enema, he was struck by lightning, and stood there in despair.

“”Open…open suppository?”

Deng Chao’s lips turned pale.

I just introduced it as a delicacy?

At this moment, Deng Chao wanted time to go back and take back every word he had just said.

However, time did not go back, but continued to move forward –

Xiang Long laughed and asked Deng Chao:

“Brother Chao, what did the red wine with enema taste like during your candlelight dinner with Sister Li? Does it need to be chilled to improve the taste?”

Chen He followed up by asking,”Also, did the relatives and friends you entertained with enema contact you afterwards?”

“Ahh…���Let out a sad cry:

“How can I face people in the future?”

“”Hahahaha!”

His appearance naturally made Xiang Long and the others laugh even more happily.

The core of comedy is often tragedy, of course, it is someone else’s tragedy.

Soon, the people who were still laughing loudly at Deng Chao stopped laughing because they heard Yao Yitian’s question – who should go on stage next.

This time, no one in Xiang Long’s group laughed. Even though Xiang Long knew that his item was a simple type, he didn’t dare to go up rashly.

In the end, Li Chen said:

“Since none of you want to come up, then I’ll do it!”

Soon,

Li Chen’s box was brought up by the staff. After opening the cover in front, everyone saw a razor inside.

Puff!

The others didn’t react, but Bai Lu was tickled and laughed again.

“No, Bai Lu, why do you laugh at everything you see?”

Li Chen, who was carefully observing everyone’s reactions, was stunned:

“Could this be the enema I’m using?”

“No, no, it’s not……”

Bai Lu blushed and waved her hand

“Okay, Old Li, stop wasting time, tell me when you use this thing?”

Chen He deliberately gave Li Chen a hint.

Use it?

Li Chen naturally heard Chen He’s hint, so he followed the topic and said:”This product, I actually use it every day.”

Hearing this, except Bai Lu who was still trying hard to hold back her laughter, the others didn’t have any special reaction.

Xiang Long’s heart moved, and he deliberately asked mischievously:

“Brother Chen, do you use it more during the day or at night?”

Hmm?”

Noticing that Xiang Long specifically distinguished between day and night, Li Chen’s eyes widened, and a product suddenly emerged in his mind – sanitary napkins!

He seemed to remember that it was said in a TV commercial that the thing can be divided into two types: daytime and nighttime.

Then, he thought of Bai Lu’s performance of laughing as soon as he came up. He must have felt that it was a contrast for a grown man like him to carry such a product.

Moreover, looking at the expressions of others, they all had serious expressions, which must mean that they thought this kind of product was not a joke!

So, Li Chen, who thought he saw through everything, quickly changed his words:

“Sorry, I was wrong just now. I actually haven’t used this product – I just bought it for a female friend.”

After saying that, he waited expectantly for everyone’s exclamations.

In the end, he didn’t see the expected exclamations and admiration, but only saw everyone’s weird expressions.

Could it be… I guessed wrong?

Li Chen was a little panicked.

The next moment, he saw Bai Lu hiding her face behind Xiang Long and laughing again.

It’s over!

This time Li Chen was completely sure that he had guessed wrong.

Before he could come to his senses, he heard Xiang Long ask again:”I bought it for female friends… How did they feel after using it? Did they thank you?”

“Uh, I should… thank you, right?”

Thinking of Deng Chao’s social demise just now, Li Chen didn’t dare to say anything, and he stammered and replied vaguely.

Seeing this, Deng Chao knew that Li Chen was led astray by Xiang Long, and quickly said:

“This thing can actually be used by both men and women”

“Brother Chao, your tip is a foul.”

Xiang Long said.

They cannot give tips directly to the salesperson.

Yao Yitian also said:”Give Brother Chao a warning, and deduct one star from your three stars as a punishment.”

Deng Chao didn’t dare to speak casually now.

Seeing that he couldn’t get any useful information from Deng Chao, Li Chen had to analyze the information he had just obtained.

Chen He said that this thing can be used, but when to use it, obviously, there are certain usage scenarios;

Xiang Long asked whether it is used during the day or at night. Although it is suspected of misleading, there must be people who use it at night and some people who use it during the day; plus Deng Chao said that both men and women can use it…

Li Chen’s mind was racing, and he didn’t know how to think of bath towels.

Because bath towels can be used by both men and women, and basically only appear in the bathroom, and are used after taking a bath, while some people take a bath during the day and some people take a bath at night…

Thinking of this, seeing that the three minutes are about to end, Li Chen didn’t care to think too much and had to describe it according to the bath towel:

“My product can be used not only by men and women, but also during the day and at night. It feels very comfortable especially after taking a shower!”

“After taking a shower?”

Xiang Long asked suspiciously,”Will girls use this kind of thing after taking a shower?”

“Of course!”

Li Chen didn’t bother to think about it and nodded directly:”It’s the same for men and women. You will feel especially refreshed and clean after using it.”

Bai Lu’s face turned red when she heard Li Chen say this, but she knew that it would be inappropriate for her to smile at this time, so she pinched Xiang Long’s arm directly.

“Huh?”

Xiang Long was stunned, took a breath and asked:”Teacher Bai, why are you pinching me?”

Bai Lu ignored him, just hid behind Xiang Long and held back her laughter.

In the live broadcast room, netizens were not so shy.

【Girls use razors after taking a shower?】

【Will you feel especially refreshed and clean after shaving?】

【Excuse me, are they shaving their beards?]】

【If I don’t shave my beard, can I still shave…my hair?】

【Shut up! This is the bus to the kindergarten.】

【I’ve had enough of this world that understands things in seconds!】

【Big Black Bull, please stop talking, or the live broadcast room will be gone! 】

At the recording site,

Li Chen also saw Xiang Long’s ill intentions, and dared not elaborate on it later, and could only describe it vaguely.

Finally, facing Yao Yitian’s questioning, he simply said the guess about the”bath towel”

“Your answer is too far from the real answer. Unfortunately, you did not score any points in this round of the game.”

Yao Yitian said

“Isn’t it a bath towel?”

Li Chen came to the box with doubts.

When he saw the razor inside, he immediately hugged his head and yelled like Deng Chao:

“NO！”

“How could it be a razor?”

When Li Chen thought about what he said about girls using razors after taking a shower, and it would make them clean and fresh, he wished there was a crack in the ground for him to crawl into.

But soon,

Li Chen’s sadness disappeared, because the next person to appear was Xiang Long.

Thinking about what Xiang Long said just now,”It’s okay to use it during the day.”���At night, Li Chen’s eyes turned hot when he looked at Xiang Long.

Not only him, but also

Deng Chao, Zheng Kai, Chen He… everyone looked at Xiang Long with excitement. The revenge that Xiang Long played around yesterday must be taken back today!

Revenge, today!

Soon, the baffle of the box in front of Xiang Long was also removed, but when they saw the items inside, everyone’s expressions were slightly startled, and they didn’t know how to react for a while.