People are in Running Man, and Bai Mengyan is crying at the beginning - #163 - Chapter 163
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Is it also a toy?
Upon hearing this, Xiang Long, who had just taken a sip of water, suddenly vomited it out.
“Teacher Bai, don’t talk nonsense!”
Xiang Long coughed and shouted.
Seeing everyone’s reaction of trying not to laugh, Bai Lu also realized that she seemed to have said something wrong, but she changed her mind and thought that no matter how bad the things in her box were, they couldn’t be worse than handcuffs, right?
So, she continued to say:
“How could I say such nonsense? This is just a toy, many people will play with it, like me I like it very much.
Seeing Bai Lu’s remarks frantically testing the edge of 404, Deng Chao and others hurriedly said:
“Bailu, when did you first come into contact with this thing?”
“That was too early!”
Bai Lu pretended to recall:”Probably in junior high school, when I was just beginning to understand things. I heard from others that this toy was very useful, so I tried it and then I completely fell in love with it.”
Hearing this, Deng Chao and the others were neither laughing nor not laughing.
Why are you going further and further astray when we pull you back?
Zhou Shen thought of something and asked while making gestures of plugging and unplugging the charger:
“When you use it, are you worried about it leaking electricity?”
Leaking electricity?
It looks like an electrical appliance?
Bai Lu’s eyes lit up: Could it be a mobile phone?
But then she thought, if it is really a mobile phone, there is nothing wrong with calling it a toy.
‘Maybe it’s some electrical product, like… a power strip? ‘
Thinking of this, she felt that her guess was probably correct.
Because calling the power strip a toy might indeed convey the wrong message to the audience in front of the screen.
Moreover, if it was a power strip, it would be reasonable for Zhou Shen to ask if he was worried about leakage.
Thinking of this, Bai Lu showed a confident smile on her face:
“I tell you, our product uses the latest technology, there is definitely no chance of leakage! Even if it gets wet and is used in a humid environment, there is no need to worry!”
“Well……”
Listening to Bai Lu’s description, everyone was speechless again.
If you say it’s wrong, electric toothbrushes are not afraid of getting wet.
But if you say it’s right, why does her words sound so easy to make people think wrongly?
Zheng Kai asked:
“Bai Lu, what is your evaluation of this product? Do you think it saves you more effort?”Saving more effort?”
Bai Lu was a little confused.
Is saving effort a good way to describe a power strip?
But this was not the time to think, so Bai Lu could only follow Zheng Kai’s words and answer:
“Of course it saves effort!”
“You don’t know, after using this product, you will feel… very convenient, maybe you need to trouble others for help before, but now, you can do it by yourself.”
At this time,
Deng Chao and others were completely speechless, and they all covered their foreheads, not knowing how to ask.
Why do they always return to strange places no matter how they are prompted?
Seeing everyone’s reaction, Bai Lu was also confused:
What’s going on, have I been guessing wrong?
Xiang Long didn’t care about his identity as a traitor, and hurriedly coughed and asked:
“Mr. Bai, do you think this product has improved your appearance?” As soon as he finished speaking,
Yao Yitian said,”Warning, the prompt just now was too obvious, deduct one star.”
Seeing this, Xiang Long took the opportunity to cover his mouth and winked at Bai Lu:
‘Do you understand? ‘
Seeing this,
Bai Lu finally understood – it turns out that my product is an electric facial massager!
First of all, the massager cannot be used as a toy, because children cannot use it; secondly, the massager needs to be charged before use, and attention should be paid to the electricity usage regulations; thirdly, compared with the manual massager, the electric massager is much more labor-saving; finally, and most importantly, the massager can tighten the skin and improve the appearance!
After figuring it out, Bai Lu couldn’t help but let out a smug laugh, and also gave Xiang Long a look in return:
‘I understand what you mean.’
Xiang Long felt relieved after receiving Bai Lu’s look. Then, he heard Bai Lu say loudly:
“How should I put it? This product can indeed improve my appearance to a certain extent.……”
As she spoke, she paid attention to the changes in everyone’s expressions. Sure enough, they all nodded slightly.
‘Haha, this girl is really a genius, I actually guessed it right! ‘
Bai Lu thought happily while looking at Xiang Long, thinking to herself:
‘Humph, since you just gave up your own star to give me a hint, I will laugh more quietly after the recording is finished.
After thinking about it, Bai Lu continued:
“……Why only slightly improve your appearance? Because our products mainly rely on physical vibration to work, and will not change your genes.”
After saying this, she looked at everyone again, and saw that they all showed surprise on their faces.
This time, Bai Lu was completely sure that her guess was correct, so she turned to look at Yao Yitian and said confidently:
“After using our product, you may feel some pain at first due to its small and fast vibration, but don’t worry, you will soon feel very comfortable, that tingling feeling, not just on your face, but will make every cell in your body laugh!”
After listening to the first half of Bai Lu’s words, Xiang Long and others didn’t feel anything, but after hearing the second half, their expressions were a little confused.
The face, and even the cells of the whole body are laughing?
Is this describing an electric toothbrush?
Why does it sound like it’s talking about an indescribable product?
But at this time, Bai Lu had already stopped looking at Xiang Long and the others, so she didn’t notice the changes in their expressions. She looked at Yao Yitian with a sharp gaze, her face full of confidence:
“I would recommend this product to every girl. If there is an electric one, buy one. It saves time and effort, and is more comfortable. If there is no electric one, buy a manual one. Although it may be a little tiring, the beauty and enjoyment it brings to you are real!”
After saying that, without waiting for Yao Yitian to ask, Bai Lu excitedly ran down from the stage and said loudly:
“The product I want to recommend to everyone is, ding ding ding ding – it’s an electric facial massager! Hahahaha!”
Bai Lu raised her hands high and cheered to the sky. But the only response to her was silence. Bai Lu’s laughter became smaller and smaller, and the smile on her face became more and more stiff. After a long time, she asked tentatively in a low voice:”Could it be that… I guessed wrong?
“
“Yes, it is wrong.”
Yao Yitian held back his laughter and replied:”Your answer is only two stars at most.”
“How is this possible?”
Bai Lu ran to the box in disbelief and saw the electric toothbrush inside.
Instantly, all the descriptions she had just seen came to her mind forever, and her originally fair cheeks were instantly stained with bright red paint.
“”Ahhhhh!”
Bai Lu screamed, squatted down, buried her face between her knees, and laughed and cried.
In the live broadcast room, all the netizens were laughing like crazy:
【Bai Mengyan, I beg you to stop talking!】
【From the second half of the story, I realized something was wrong.……】
【What the hell is an electric facial massager? Who could have imagined this?】
【Your name is not Bailu, your name is Naohuilu… Electric facial massager, is this really something that a human can think of?】
【This is the tip that Xiang Long gave up one of his stars to give you. Is that it? Is that it?】
【Without waiting for PD Yao to ask, you gave the answer yourself. Who gave you the courage? [Laughing and crying]]】
【Lubao, listen, let’s not play intellectual games anymore, okay? It’s easy to hurt yourself】
【Sorry, I am a blind person. What is this electric product that Bai Lu mentioned, which can be used in a humid environment, will vibrate, and can bring pleasure to girls?】
【This is the first time I know about Menglong CP. Is this their usual standard? If so, I will pay attention to it.】
【Pay attention, it’s definitely worth it – you never know when they will suddenly race for you.
At the recording site,
Bai Lu was still sitting upright, but her mind had already flown far away.
When she thought of her outrageous answers just now, she wished she could turn back time.
The most important thing is that if she answered correctly, it would be fine, but in the end she made such a big fool of herself and even answered incorrectly, which made her a little hurt.
You know, she gave the answer with great confidence just now.
At the side,
Xiang Long naturally noticed Bai Lu’s sadness, so he comforted her very considerately:
“Okay, Mr. Bai, don’t be sad—you will be sadder later.”