Self-Employed With Instant Death - Self-Employed With Instant Death chapter 59

59 – Auto Responder (3)

“… I’m sorry brother.”

Chaewon lowered her head.

“I didn’t know they were Cats… . Hey, it’s the first time I’ve seen it.”

I took one look at my blushing forearms and let out a laugh.

Even if the demon king who destroys the earth appears tomorrow, I can’t get a bio. What a wound.

More than that, I was dumbfounded by that stupid little brother who didn’t even recognize Catz and acted like this.

“Hey, what if an academy cadet doesn’t even know that? I know.”

“lol… sorry are you mad?”

Chaewon looked at me with a reddened face.

“It’s okay, it’s nothing.”

“Then, as an apology, would you like to go home and cook for me?”

‘Is anyone going to die?’

At Chaewon’s bombastic remarks, cold sweat began to break out on her back. I shook my head vigorously.

“no. You should rest too… .”

“So, what about tomorrow?”

“Go on a diet.”

It was a lie that not even an orangutan would believe.

“tooth… You just don’t want to eat?”

Apparently, Chaewon really wants to cook for me.

I don’t think I’m doing this with a bad heart, but the cooking was bad.

‘sorry. I’ll put up with everything, but I can’t eat your food.’

I pretended not to know the pouting Chaewon and looked at the Cats. Then he said softly.

“First of all, it’s a monster, so report it. Let’s kill.”

Chaewon was startled and hugged Cats.

“No!”

“?”

“I want to raise him!”

“Hey Mr. What kind of monster did you raise?”

He looked at Chaewon with a puzzled face.

That was the moment.

I felt some kind of déjà vu.

Something surfaced on the surface of my memory.

-Let me raise cats.

-He’s a monster. Don’t you know how dangerous monsters are?

-Then let me go out of the house.

Chaewon said without looking at me.

It was a horse with thorns.

-I told you. Because it’s too dangerous outside.

-Then let me grow it! Can’t this or that? Why is everything up to you?

Chaewon’s voice started to tremble a little.

I wanted to let her grow.

Even in normal households, the monsters that are often raised are cats, but the monsters were monsters. At least I thought so.

I made Chaewon stay at home to protect her from the outside world. To spend it with monsters in a safe house?

In my common sense, I couldn’t understand it at all.

– You don’t know how ridiculous that is.

– Then what is your brother doing?

-done. talk to you later

Transparent water began to form in Chaewon’s eyes little by little. Then he turned his head and went to his room and slammed the door shut.

I blankly looked at Chaewon’s door.

I was alone in the living room.

“… bar.”

I do think like that sometimes.

If I had let him grow up then, would our relationship have been a little better?

“brother!”

“!”

I was taken aback by Chaewon’s voice and escaped from the waves of memories.

“What are you thinking about? let’s raise him yes?”

Chaewon was looking at me with big eyes.

“Okay, let’s grow. What a mess.”

“… really!?”

Chaewon jumped around and was delighted. Seeing it made me smile.

**

“Is it that good?”

A cat with horns was cradled in Chaewon’s arms. The black hair ball stuck to it as if it had found its place.

“lol. So cute. Thanks for letting me.”

“Instead, you can take a walk.”

“Silly, cats are territorial animals, right? You don’t have to take her for a walk.”

Chaewon gently stroked the cat and began humming a song.

After looking at Chaewon with a hearty smile, I immediately looked at the cat with a cold expression.

‘Is it okay?’

I noticed it when I brought it home and washed it.

Cats in front. Something was different from the other Cats. heavy. The actual weight was not heavy, but the ‘presence’ was heavy. It couldn’t be proven with exact numbers, but it was a hunch told by the Hunter’s intuition that had been rolled over the years.

Apparently, it wasn’t the low-level monster I knew.

‘Hmm, what is it?’

Fortunately, I didn’t feel any evil energy.

Anyway, I felt the need to know the identity of these Cats.

Because you can’t keep an unknown monster with a suspicious identity attached to Chaewon.

It was when I was thinking about what kind of monsters could turn into cats.

“I have decided!”

Chaewon jumped up and shouted loudly.

“What?”

“His name. Since you have horns, how about horns?”

I said quietly with a serious face.

“It’s really damn good.”

Although he is my younger brother, he really has no naming sense.

At this level, I’m not ashamed to call names anywhere.

“How are you?”

“… … .”

Of course it was a joke.

I had a different name in mind.

“Jarvis.”

“Jarvis? why?”

“It means to treat the owner like a butler.”

“wow! that’s good!”

It was absolutely not because of the Iron Man I saw yesterday.

Chaewon touched Jarvis’ chin, probably liking the name.

“Your name is Jarvis from now on. got it?”

– Meow!

“I think he likes it too!”

Of course, it was Chaewon’s misunderstanding.

I guess he doesn’t like it when he sees me swearing.

‘What if I don’t like something?’

Rather than that, let’s get to the main point now.

Coincidentally, Chaewon seems to be in a good mood, so it was perfect to say it now.

‘It’s time to show the dignity of the head of household.’

He called his brother’s name in an authoritative voice.

“Hey, Han Chae-won.”

“yes?”

“You know that my brother is busy with the noodle shop, right?”

No matter how much I think about it, KakaoTalk reply within 10 minutes was too much.

Now is the time to put precipitation!

“I know you’re not busy.”

“… I am busy.”

“yes. I am not busy.”

‘You can’t dry it already. Let’s go strong, Han Seong-hoon.’

He cleared his throat again and looked at Chaewon with a serious face.

“If I’m busy, I’m busy! Anyway, the store is busy these days, so I might not be able to reply quickly. … So please understand even if it’s a bit late via KakaoTalk.”

“Yes. Okay.”

‘yes?’

You mean it’s so easy?

This is also my younger sister Chaewon.

I must have said it out of anger because I was worried about the last time.

“Yes, our chicken or… ”

“Then, what about porters?”

There was no emotion in Chaewon’s voice.

‘… !’

Who do you really look like so stubborn?

I opened my mouth with an awkward smile.

“… It’s a joke. A joke.”

I’d rather reply on kakaotalk.

I can’t see Chaewon acting like a porter.

**

“brother. I’ll come after training. Should we be taking good care of our Jarvis? I will buy cat food when I come.”

‘Cats are carnivorous.’

I nodded my head, not wanting to break Chaewon’s innocence.

‘If it’s training… Even if I can’t do it, it will take 7 hours, so I’ll have to go to a dungeon after a long time.’

Just in time, some of the ingredients for the noodles had run out.

Even if it looks like this, the main business was a noodle restaurant, so it was good to prepare the ingredients in advance.

Did you read that thought?

Chaewon put on her shoes and looked at me sharply.

“Just go somewhere.”

“yes?”

“no. I think oppa would think, ‘Oh, if this bitch goes to training, it will take 7 hours, so I’ll have to go somewhere.’”

Chaewon said, copying my voice. I was amazed at the very accurate guess.

“how did you know?”

“… … .”

Alas! I just spit it out of my mouth.

“Hey, Chaewon-ah. Still, I have an older brother, Gao. You mean putting a curfew on your sister?”

“I thought my brother begged me too! Do you know how sad it was in the past? A curfew of 7 was hell.”

“Yes, you are a woman and I am a man. Where is the girl hanging out late at night?”

Chaewon sighed.

“Today, if you say such a thing in the world, you will be buried. Anyway, the world has changed now brother. I’m not Han Chae-won, who grew up beaten by my older brother. Now I’m a hunter, and you’re a normal person. So am I stronger?”

Chaewon, who spoke bloodily, closed the door, sticking out her face, and slit her eyes.

“Just get out, really. die.”

-Piririk.

I watched blankly as the door lock closed.

I thought scratching my head.

‘Be thankful that you were born as a younger sister.’

Otherwise, it would have been extinct.

I lay down on the sofa, crossing my legs, and recalling what Chaewon had just said. Laughter came naturally. If that was his younger brother or someone else, he would have left the world already.

“It’s okay, but it’s cute. Who will protect whom?”

It felt fresh. I never thought I would experience something like this in my life. Of course, I’m a hunter in my own country, and I’m a normal person, so I’m going to have to protect it.

But the reality is… …

Any creature that exists in this world will die if you say a word to me.

“If this is karma, then it must be karma.”

When I think of what I did in my previous life, what Chaewon did was like medicine. I intend to do so and follow it as much as possible.

My gaze shifted to Cats, who were sneakily wandering around.

“f*ck you.”

“Miyao!”

Cats in the shape of a black cat. Even if it didn’t have horns, I think it would have looked cute.

I picked up Jarvis and lifted him up into the sky.

The emerald pupils of Jarvis, whose shoulders were raised a lot, widened.

“f*ck you, that’s not the body.”

“Mi, Miyang?”

“Don’t groan. What kind of crazy Cats can be so submissive to human hands?”

Took.

I put Jarvis down and grinned.

Jarvis, whose tail was raised, looked up at me with innocent, innocent pupils who said he did not know why.

But don’t be fooled by that cute face. have already noticed These Cats are not Cats.

“Call it right, just call it.”

When I heard it from an animal rights group, I would bite my head, spit out the words that would cause a game, and break my neck. Wood-duk-duk-duk approached the Cats with a bloody sound. A huge shadow was cast over the black cat’s body.

The reason I thought of these Cats as other monsters was simple.

First, I walked around the park unharmed.

Cats were a rare breed that could barely be found in the lowest dungeons.

It is not easy to catch because of its unique timid personality.

However, at the same time, it is gentle for a monster, so it can be used as a pet. Of course, you have to get a license to breed cats through strict procedures. (Hunter is excluded.)

Second, Cats are filthy expensive.

You left Cats wandering around the park defenselessly like that?

A free Benz out there?

The third and last, Cats, a monster that is extremely wary of anyone other than its owner even if it is raised, was easily caught in Chaewon’s hands.

“Oh, okay. What is persuasion to the monster? Let’s just hit it right.”

I released the mana that I usually restrained. Cat’s hair stood on end.

As a result of recalling and analyzing the knowledge of the previous life, the main body of these Cats is… …

The only existence that can ‘transform’ into multiple appearances, a nine-tailed fox.

It wasn’t a monster, it was a god beast.

[Now, hold on! Calm down human!]

before fists touch.

Gumiho said urgently. A lively voice rang in my head.

“Nyaaak, nyaang!”

[Save me! I’m not a monster, I’m a divine beast! I told you to stay quiet and go as soon as you regain your strength!]

When the expectation became reality, he smiled proudly.

“It will be like that sooner or later.”

[Well, I’ll do anything, strong human! Look! I’ll grant you a wish! Really!]

‘It’s rather good if it’s a nine-tailed fox.’

I hate monsters very much. Even if it’s a cat.

That’s why I thought Gumiho was better. At least, it was an existence that was not in the category of monsters.

– Sick.

I raised the corners of my mouth all the way.

I was worried about how I could go to the dungeon without getting caught by Chaewon.

Just in time, I made a good friend.