Self-Employed With Instant Death - Self-Employed With Instant Death chapter 79

79 – Chaechae Enter (5)

AJ Cheongdam office building.

“Are you ready for subjugation?”

Jang Si-hyeok, who finished his armament, said with a solemn face.

“… that.”

“Are there any problems?”

Jang Si-hyeok’s expression crumpled when he saw the man making an embarrassing face.

Today is the day of the decisive battle to subdue Hydra.

A golden opportunity to break the humiliation of second place after being pushed by SJ every time.

I couldn’t tolerate the variable of dust.

“… Commander, they say that the Hydra has already been subjugated.”

A man speaking with a trembling voice. Jang Si-hyuk’s eyebrows were crumpled badly.

“What do you mean?”

“An hour ago, an unknown guild subdued them.”

“dog sound!”

-bang!

Jang Si-hyeok hit the table hard.

The man lowered his head and spoke urgently.

“Because of the raid preparations, I didn’t know quickly. I’m really sorry!”

Sihyuk Jang calmed his trembling heart and slowly opened his mouth.

“Is it SJ?”

I couldn’t explain it otherwise.

Although the hydra was injured, it was not a monster that could be caught in the guild.

At least, it was said that they subjugated in a large guild.

And this was clearly meant as a provocation.

‘How dare you ignore the declaration of war!’

Jang Si-hyuk bit his lip.

He even held a press conference to announce his intention to subjugate.

There was also the meaning of SJ’s check, but it was a declaration of war in case another guild might go ahead with the Hydra subjugation.

If a guild implicitly expresses its intention to subjugate, attacks from other guilds are prohibited until the subjugation fails.

But fearlessly, ignoring AJ’s opinion!

“… Not SJ.”

“Then, is it Seongho’s group?”

Whoever the opponent was, this incident could not be overlooked.

It violated the guild’s rules and damaged AJ’s reputation.

Jang Si-hyeok, who promised to pay the price, was even thinking about war.

“It may be hard to believe, but it is said that it was the work of the guild that was created the day before.”

“… what?”

Jang Si-hyeok’s mountain-like shoulders began to tremble little by little.

“hahahaha-!”

Soon after, Jang Si-hyeok starts to laugh like a madman. When I saw it, it gave me goosebumps.

“Are you going to joke with me now?”

-Sureureung!

Jang Si-hyeok drew his sword from his waist. The man broke into a cold sweat and took two steps back.

“How could I joke with the unit commander… .”

Jang Si-hyuk calmed down at the man’s attitude. Then he put the sword into the scabbard at his waist.

“Huh, sorry. I was excited.”

It was a failed raid in SJ as well.

Of course, it wasn’t a raid made up of elite troops, but it wasn’t a power that could be ignored.

By the way, subjugation in a new guild?

“To subdue a Hydra means that you are at least S-rank or higher. Are there any Hunters who recently transferred?”

“There is not.”

“So, did you mean that an S-class Hunter fell from the sky?”

“… According to rumors, it’s that guy.

“Is she?”

“Isn’t there a guy who broke into AJ’s office building alone in the past?”

“… !”

Jang Si-hyuk’s expression hardened.

**

After lunch break.

A quiet time has arrived.

[This is the head of the Chaechae Enter Guild. Hydra subdued. I get a question.]

I posted on a community site.

As soon as I post, the comments run innumerable.

I opened the comment section with excitement.

-It’s okay hahahahaha~

-hahahaha I’m going to help mom with the dishes. Stop delusion ^^

-If you defeated Hydra, I would be AJ Jang Si-hyeok ha

– gentlemen; That D-gate official, but that seems to be real.

b yes

ㄴ ㅋ The bastard who wrote the article ㅎㅇ

ㄴ ㅋ ㅋ But this article will soon become a sacred place^^

‘No, these bastards… !’

It’s real, but I don’t believe it!

I scratched my head and put my phone in my pocket.

‘Well, I don’t believe it even if it’s like me.’

In the case of a raid subjugation, it would take at least a day to become public opinion.

It was because of unnecessary formalities for the guild association.

So, I was thinking of jumping on my own two feet, but it was futile.

“Does the boss do anything like that?”

Eugene looked at me with a curious expression.

“It’s the age of social media. I tried to start, but it just doesn’t work for me.”

“Leave that to me.”

Eugene smiles faintly.

I stared blankly at her.

“Why do you look like that?”

“No, I thought you would be a little disappointed.”

I did not take Eugene to this subjugation.

Basically, I was an instant kill one-tool, so I didn’t know what would happen if I didn’t kill Hydra at once.

Unknown variables are reduced as much as possible.

Besides.

‘I have to do business.’

It’s been a year since I’ve made a reservation, but who will sell noodles if I take them to Eugene?

“There must have been a deep meaning of the president. You probably didn’t leave it just because of a noodle restaurant.”

“right. I know that.”

“The expression on the boss’s face… Could it be that it’s because of a real noodle restaurant?”

“at all!”

“Are you trying to be a little upset?”

“Because it isn’t.”

“just joke.”

It was a time when we were laughing and chatting.

Yujin awkwardly touched her hand and opened her mouth.

“boss.”

“yes?”

“I know I am not strong.”

Eugene speaks seriously. I said it as if it were absurd.

“What are you talking about?”

Eugene was an A-class hunter. The top 3% of the total population. Far from being weak, he was a very high-ranking Hunter.

It’s just that there are many strong hunters around me!

“Which guild sees the secretary and tells them to fight? That’s worse than me.”

“But, it is something anyone can do. These days… I feel like I am too useless to the boss.”

“Don’t talk nonsense. You’re doing well, so keep doing it. Because I am very satisfied. Don’t think strange things like ‘I’m useless’.”

Eugene is very helpful to me. It is an undeniable fact. Like the noodle house, he helped a lot with the establishment of this guild. If I had done it alone, I wouldn’t have bothered.

In a word, Eugene’s worries were very useless.

“… Still, if I’m stronger, the president doesn’t even have to come out himself, right?”

But Eugene seemed to think otherwise. It was a face stuck somewhere.

‘I have enough strength.’

In the first place, because of me alone, my strength is overflowing. There is even Zion, so there is no shortage of power.

Eugene overlooked that. However, I couldn’t say more than this.

Because Eugene’s face has already been stuck somewhere.

In my experience, no matter how much I say to someone with that expression, nothing changes.

**

“brother! Jarvis is weird.”

“Meow!”

A nine-tailed fox in the heavenly sea.

After entering our house, Jarvis, who was using the KakaoTalk answering machine, cried bitterly in Chaewon’s arms.

“why?”

“I don’t eat… ”

“rice?”

“Nyaaang.”

Jarvis licked his right foot and stared at me.

‘I can ask myself why.’

I asked right away.

[Why don’t you eat rice?]

[Too human! Do you know me as a real cat!]

[…] Wasn’t it?]

[Some cat knows how to use a smartphone! I sent 1300 KakaoTalk messages this week alone!]

“Nyaang!”

Jarvis stretched out one foot in displeasure.

I was trembling.

[Can you see? Now I can’t even move well because of the rats!]

[What to do, you sick bastard.]

[!]

In my opinion that a divine beast is a monster after all, there was no point in it.

Jarvis looked up with hurt pupils, feeling a bit of remorse no matter how trash I was.

“… Shall we change the feed to something more expensive?”

“Yes. I guess that’s what it should be. oh my god. Look at the skinny ones.”

“Nyaaa!”

Jarvis cried loudly.

[I am a nine-tailed fox! Not a cat!]

[Oh, so what?]

[I need the soul of life!]

[f*ck it.]

Crazy bitch, look at people and put people out.

It was a sound without a choice. I immediately dismissed it and went to wash up. However, Jarvis struggled in Chaewon’s arms and climbed onto my shoulder.

[Oh, don’t get me wrong. You don’t need a human soul.]

“I’ll wash him after a while. You make the food.”

“yea, I got it. Do you make it expensive?”

That’s absolutely not the case.

“Chaewon. why are you so immature We can’t eat beef because we have every meal. Make it cheap, make it cheap. Are you trying to eat better than anyone else?”

“Aren’t you sorry for Jarvis?”

“I’m not sorry.”

“Buy an expensive one to clean up the feed.”

I said to Chaewon with a smile.

“yes. Instead, you cut your pocket money.”

“… … .”

“why? If you want to feed such good food, you can buy it with money.”

Some might say I’m petty.

However, this is an essential economic education for Chaewon’s future.

How to waste your life if you spend too much!

“Hmmm.”

Chaewon glanced over.

He immediately got down on his knees and spoke politely.

“sorry. Brother.”

“OK. pass.”

“Huh, I’m sorry, kitty. My sister has collapsed under the power of capitalism… ! I’m a bad bitch.”

In the 41st verbal fight of the season, I returned to my victory by throwing away the go-bulgi.

The saying “as the landlord likes” is also applicable in any era.

I walk to the bathroom with a winner’s gait.

The hairy animal spoke timidly.

[…] human.]

[why?]

[…] That, I don’t want expensive feed. Chu, at least Chuu.]

I looked at Jarvis with pitiful eyes. I turned my head to see if I had a conscience.

[Don’t you have any pride? Oh, it’s a gumiho.]

[…] Meow.]

I decided to watch it because it was cute.

and that moment.

Strange thoughts run through my mind.

**

“I also wrote artifacts. Even if a nuclear warhead falls here, you won’t hear anything else.”

[…] human. I’m a cat, so I can only talk with this anyway.]

A gumiho’s lifespan is infinite.

In the first place, Shinsoo has no lifespan. They are a species that can enjoy a thousand lives until they are killed by someone.

In comparison, 1,200 won for a churro.

In other words, feeding a nine-tailed fox with churro costs infinitely (?) money.

But even thinking about it, not being able to buy a churro was too much.

But what? I have no money.

I opened my bank app and went to my account balance.

“Phew, it must be difficult to pay the rent this month.”

A number with 9.2 billion in assets including stocks.

At this rate, it is difficult to eat three meals a day. Isn’t the price a joke these days?

But who am I?

Even if he was born in the desert, he was destined to find his own way and live without worrying about water.

A wonderful thought came to my mind.

“Jarvis. No, it’s a nine-tailed fox.”

[…] Do you buy churro?]

“Oh, I’ll buy it.”

[Really? What a salty human being… Don’t hit me.]

“Buy it with your money instead.”

The big cat’s pupils widened.

[human! How does a cat make money!]

“No, are you not a cat?”

I put Jarvis down from my arms.

The amazing method that came to mind earlier was simple.

Jarvis can earn money himself to buy Chur.

The method is also very easy.

‘I still needed a supporter, but it turned out well.’

supporter.

Commonly known as Healer.

Or a buffer.

It’s the same in games, but it’s more precious in real life.

If it is even a little promising, it has already been snatched away from large corporations.

Even if you are lucky enough to recruit from the ‘list that will do well in the future’ that I know, it’s hard to hold back your fists with the unique mind of a healer.

What should I do?

A god is not a god for nothing.

Their ability is not dare to compare with humans. Except for me, of course.

Among them, the nine-tailed fox was a being who could achieve anything he wanted by using the medium of a fox bead.

So I asked Jarvis.

“Can you transform into a human?”