Siheyuan: Eight-Year-Old Orphan! The Jia Family Took Away My Property - Chapter 69: What’S So Delicious About Banggeng? Silly Column Peed His Pants? [Begging For Support Fr
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Chapter 69: What does Banggeng eat that tastes so good? Silly Zhu peed his pants? [Begging for support from the boss for the first order]
Banggeng sniffed it hard, it smelled so good!
Why haven’t I smelled such a fragrant smell before?
Could it be that grandma and mother want to give themselves a surprise?!!!
Banggeng swallowed.
Then he got out of bed silently, tiptoed to the door, and saw the bucket in the corner.
Searched around the manure/bucket.
Didn’t you see anything delicious?
Why does it smell so good?
When he inadvertently moved the dung bucket, a strong fragrance suddenly hit his nose and taste buds.
The scent actually comes from dung/barrel?!!!
This…what’s going on???
BangGeng is also confused!
I took a look inside the manure/bucket, and there was nothing in it.
This poop/bucket is for three children to use at night! The inside is still clean, only a ladle of water is placed at the bottom. Qin Huairu had cleaned up in the morning, and no one came to the tub in the middle of the night.
Therefore, there is nothing in the feces/barrel, it is just the smell of the barrel itself.
However, this kind of stinky smell, in Banggan’s nose, is more fragrant and umami than braised pork or crucian carp soup.
It can make his taste buds explode!
Of course, this is the effect of the curse’s backlash bubble, and it is a fatal effect, causing Bangge to be unable to control himself.
At this time, Banggeng’s mind was still slightly rational, and he also felt that he was not normal, so he immediately turned around and wanted to go back to sleep.
However, before he had gone two steps, he couldn’t walk anymore.
This smells really delicious!!!
The aroma was better than any delicious food he could think of. It had penetrated deep into his bones and could not be pulled out.
Banggeng’s mind was a little confused, and then he walked to the corner again and smelled it.
At this moment, he felt even more hungry. The strong smell made his nose twitch and his head couldn’t control himself.
He didn’t even feel like it.
What to do now?
Public/toilet!!!
Bangge suddenly thought of this place in his mind.
Then he went to the public toilet out of nowhere.
Silly Zhu spent the whole night thinking about Lin Weiguo’s fishing today.
“This guy is so bad. There are so many fish, but he doesn’t share them with the whole hospital or the Jia family. He keeps them all for himself. He’s really stingy!”
“I even made Banggan so greedy that he made a fuss on the ground all afternoon. If I hadn’t given Sister Qin two eggs in the end, he would probably have made another fuss in the evening.”
“Originally, I wanted to improve the food at night, but now there are no eggs, so I can only drink gruel.”
The more Silly Zhu thinks about it, the angrier he gets!
“Lin Weiguo, don’t let me find a chance in the future. When I find a chance, I won’t kill you!”
“An eight-year-old destitute is so heartless!”
Silly Zhu fell asleep while cursing, but was woken up by peeing in the middle of the night.
Because I drank two large bowls of porridge at night!
Porridge is easy to digest and diuretic, so you can imagine how anxious he was at this moment.
Silly Zhu quickly got up and went to the public toilet.
He, a man without a chamber pot, put on his coat and went straight to the public toilet outside.
When Silly Zhu was approaching the public toilet, he saw a small figure, sneaking around as if he was eating.
Moreover, it looks like it tastes very delicious.
“Isn’t that… Banggeng? What is he doing in the middle of the night? Is he eating secretly again? And he eats so deliciously?” Si Zhu took a closer look and found out that it was Banggeng.
Banggan was holding a bowl in his hand and was eating something deliciously.
Are you going outside in the middle of the night to steal some food?
It’s definitely good stuff.
Sister Qin must have prepared something delicious for him. He was afraid of waking up his two sisters to grab food, so he sneaked out to eat; however, he couldn’t run away from this place because it smelled so good!
“Banggen, what are you eating so late at night? Is it so delicious?” Silly Zhu ran over, patted Banggian on the shoulder, and grabbed the bowl from his hand.
Then, I saw Banggeng turn his head, a circle of golden liquid appeared at the corner of his mouth, and a disgusting smell instantly came over him.
Silly Zhu was shocked.
This smell…is the smell of feces?
What is that golden liquid?
Manure/water mixture?
Silly Zhu was shocked.
Then he lowered his head and took a look at the bowl through the moonlight.
Half a bowl of golden juice mixed with excrement/feces was shaky and smelly.
Silly Zhu was scared to death.
As soon as he missed, Nawansu fell to the ground.
Banggeng had already eaten less than half of the bowl. When the bowl fell to the ground, the curse came true and then disappeared.
Banggan’s whole body was shaken, and he woke up from unconsciousness in the blink of an eye.
“What’s in my mouth? It’s so disgusting and smells so bad!” Banggeng wailed sadly.
Accompanied by the sound of the sea bowl falling to the ground and breaking into pieces, and the shrill wail of the stick stem. The huge noise spread throughout the courtyard in an instant. Many people in the courtyard were awakened
Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu woke up in a blink of an eye and looked at the quilt next to them, but they were gone.
He was immediately startled.
Thinking back to the shrill wailing just now, it seemed like the sound of a stick.
“It’s broken, something happened to Banggeng!”
The two were so frightened that they immediately lit lamps, put on their coats and rushed out.
The old man and his wife were very light sleepers, and were awakened by the sound of broken bowls and the shrill wail of stick stems.
He immediately lit a lamp, put on his clothes and walked out.
Then, the lights in all the rooms came on.
The second uncle, the second aunt, Xu Damao, Jiang Xiao’e, the third uncle, the third aunt… all woke up and came out.
Naturally, Lin Weiguo also got up.
Martial arts practitioners have more sensitive senses. The cudgel screamed, so there was no need to think that it must be the curse of the chewing bubbles taking effect.
As early as when Lin Weiguo came back from fishing, he wanted to see who in the Jia family cursed him early in the morning, and who would be punished by the curse’s backlash bubble.
I didn’t expect this punishment to come so quickly!
Lin Weiguo laughed when he heard Banggeng’s scream just now. It turned out to be this white-eyed wolf.
Since you dare to curse me, you should pay the corresponding price.
Go ahead and see his jokes.
As soon as Banggeng woke up, his previous memory disappeared instantly. He felt his mouth smelled extremely bad, and then he touched his mouth and looked up.
It’s feces/feces?
The entire circle of the mouth is filled with feces/water mixture.
Bangge suddenly screamed in fright. “Shit………………Bah bah…why is there/shit in my mouth?”
Bangge himself was dumbfounded.
Why are you here at night? Why is there feces in your mouth? Looking at the sea bowl and the ground on the ground, they are all vaguely yellow.
This…………………….Silly Zhu, the bad guy, just fed/shit to himself?
Silly Zhu was also confused.
Did he really eat shit just now? Did it taste so good?
Thinking of this, Shazhu almost vomited.
However, when he heard the alarming sounds from every household in the courtyard, Shazhu was frightened. He hurriedly stepped forward and covered Banggeng’s mouth without caring about the dirt.
“BangGeng, keep your voice down!”
As he said that, he held back his urine and pulled the stick to take him to the shadow of the public toilet to hide.
But you can’t be discovered by people in the yard, otherwise Bangge will be in trouble!
However, it was still too late.
Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu both rushed over and saw Shazhu dragging Banggeng and walking quickly towards the dark place of the public toilet, while Banggeng was covering his mouth and whining non-stop.
Jia Zhang was so angry that she gritted her teeth. “You damn fool, where are you going to drag my dear grandson to in the middle of the night?’
Qin Huairu became anxious when she saw it.
‘What’s wrong with Silly Zhu? Why does he want to take Bangge to the public toilet? Does he want to drown Bangge to death so that I can worry about him?”
At this time, Yizhonghai and others also rushed over and saw Shazhu holding Banggeng with one hand and covering Banggeng’s mouth with the other, walking quickly towards the darkness of the public toilet.
This stupid Zhu, why is he so stupid at night? What is he doing with this stick?
Yi Zhonghai was also anxious and yelled immediately. “Silly Zhu, what are you doing? You still haven’t let go of BangGeng!”
Silly Zhu was startled.
It’s over!
Once discovered, there is no way to hide.
Suddenly his hands relaxed.
At this time, Banggeng took the opportunity to break free from his hands.
“Bah, bah, bah! Silly Zhu, you big fool, why are you feeding me shit?” Banggeng pointed at Silly Zhu, furious.
When Silhu heard this, he was shocked.
I feed you food/poop?
What kind of brain circuit do you have?
It was clearly you who was eating shit just now, now you want to frame me?
I’m covering for you, don’t let everyone see and laugh at you!!!
Silly Zhu almost died.
Then he quickly looked at everyone. “No…it’s not like that…listen to my explanation, I didn’t…it was him…”
Before Silly Zhu could finish his explanation, the second uncle saw a broken bowl on the ground.
Isn’t this the bowl that broke just now?!!!
So, he immediately picked it up and took a look. “Oops…this bowl is full of shit!!!”
Instantly, everyone was stunned.
There was shit in the broken bowl!!!
Silly Zhu covered Banggeng’s mouth and forced him to the public toilet!!!
As soon as Banggeng broke free from the devil’s claws, he accused Silly Zhu of feeding him shit!!!
Take a look at everything before and after. Is this inappropriate force/action/imposition/bao? Is it fake?
Everyone was confused.
Silly Zhu actually fed/shit Bangge in the middle of the night???
What does he want to do?
Does he want the Jia family to be extinct?
When Jia Zhang heard this, her whole body exploded. “What? You’re a murderer, you dragged my dear grandson in the middle of the night and fed him shit? I’m going to kill you!”
Mrs. Jia Zhang’s eyes were red, and she pounced directly, Tian Gen’s claws fiercely aimed at Silly Zhu.
When Qin Huairu heard this, he almost fainted.
In order to get himself, this stupid Zhu actually used such disgusting and vicious methods?
Qin Huairu’s eyes were filled with resentment and she rushed forward to protect the stick.
Yi Zhonghai is a coward.
Is this silly column crazy?
Is it possible to do such a cruel thing?
Silly Zhu is the ‘son’ of the old couple, and they can count on him for their future pension.
Nothing can happen to him!
So, the first uncle started to make excuses and make peace with each other. “Is there any misunderstanding about this? Silly Zhu usually doesn’t do this kind of thing!”
The second uncle Liu Haizhong scolded him for his bad luck.
He wiped his hands stained with shit on the soles of his shoes and spoke angrily. “Misunderstanding? Bangge said it himself. Is there any other misunderstanding?”
Then, he yelled angrily. “Silly Zhu, you have epilepsy/are you crazy! Are you feeding BangGeng shit in the middle of the night? Are you going to kill him?”
The third uncle, Yan Bugui, looked at Silly Zhu and Bangge in surprise. “Silly Zhu, you are so coward! Can you do such disgusting things? You will be kicked out of the courtyard!’
The happiest person is naturally Xu Damao.
Silly Zhu is his natural enemy. Once Silly Zhu does something stupid and makes a mistake, that’s when he celebrates.
Xu Damao was extremely excited. “Silly Zhu feeds Bang Gang to eat/shit, this is to destroy Jia’s family!!!”
He was just fanning the flames and arousing the anger of the Jia family.
Aunt Yi
, Second Aunt, and others all stood at a distance with disgusted expressions on their faces, angrily scolding Silly Zhu for having a brain convulsion and doing stupid things!
Lin Weiguo looked at all this with a strange expression.
Banggeng eats/shits, silly column takes the blame?
This show seems to be getting better and better!
Over there in the public toilet.
Silly Zhu is extremely anxious!
On the one hand, I couldn’t hold my urine any longer. Two big bowls of porridge were huge. On the other hand, Mrs. Jia Zhang, an old godly woman, rushed up and danced to be with her.
Fight for your life!
You tried your best to make me pee, but you are so anxious!
“Grandma Bangge, that’s not what happened. You misunderstood!” Silly Zhu wanted to try to comfort and explain.
But where can Mr. Zhang listen?
The whole person was as if he had been given blood, and a pair of claws scratched Silly Zhu’s face desperately.
He wants to scratch/death this murderer in order to avenge his good grandson Bangge!
Qin Huairu looked at Banggian’s mouth full of feces, and her whole body exploded.
This stupid column really deserves to die!
Qin Huairu’s eyes burst out with fire, and she quickly stepped forward and slapped Shazhu hard twice.
Then, he took the stick stem home and rinsed it with clean water.
Silly Zhu over there had just endured Qin Huairu’s anger and slaps, and now he was fighting with the Jia Zhang family again!
Silly Zhu was angry. “Mrs. Jia, can you listen to my explanation? This is really not the case. I am here for your grandson…”
“Listen to your explanation? For my grandson? Do you do such a disgusting thing? You are a murderer, you just want to exterminate the heir of my Jia family. Go and die!!!” Jia Zhang didn’t give it at all.
When he had the opportunity to explain, Silly Zhu, who was scratched by his ten claws, retreated steadily.
“Grandma Banggeng, I really can’t hold it in any longer. Please let me go to the toilet first, and I’ll explain to you later…” Silly Zhu suddenly softened, and he felt like his bladder was going to explode. /
I felt like I was going to pee in the next second.
I can only beg Jia and Zhang.
Jia Zhang’s face was full of viciousness, “You beast, you still want to escape now!!! Go to hell!!!”
Jia Zhang was afraid that Sha Zhu would run away, so she immediately threw herself on Sha Zhu, opened her mouth, and bit her teeth directly on Sha Zhu’s shoulder.
“Ouch!!!!!!!”
Silly Zhu suddenly felt severe pain in his shoulder. He was holding back his urine and was on the verge of collapse. No matter how cold it was, Zhang suddenly raised his shoulder.
Under the severe pain, he felt his sphincter muscles loosen!
A smell of dirty urine flowed down his trouser legs for thousands of miles.
Silly Zhu peed his pants while standing!!!
After Jia Zhang finished biting it, she immediately felt that her anger was almost gone.
But the next second, she smelled the steaming smell of fan//.
Then when he lowered his head, he saw a stream of heat rolling down between Silhu’s two trouser legs, and then rolled to the ground, steaming.
The smell of urine instantly filled the nasal cavity.
Silly column, peed your pants?!!!
Jia Zhang was also stunned.
This stupid pillar was bitten by me until it became incontinent and wet its pants???
The first uncle, second uncle, third uncle and others on the side also smelled a strong smell of urine.
Looking again, it turned out that Silly Zhu’s trouser legs were completely wet. A stream of yellow urine flowed to the ground, still steaming.
Everyone was shocked again.
Silly Zhu was actually bitten by Jia Zhang and pissed his pants in public?!!!