Stop pretending, I am the God of Cooking and I am showing off my cards! - Chapter 838 Extra 2: Maomao won’t take revenge overnight!
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- Stop pretending, I am the God of Cooking and I am showing off my cards!
- Chapter 838 Extra 2: Maomao won’t take revenge overnight!
“Little Fatty, doesn’t it feel good to be hungry?”
9527 didn’t know the consequences of minimizing other people’s luck. Just when he was about to find a way to contact Meow Star, Xiao Hei appeared again.
It held an already smelly crucian carp head and threw it on the grass:
“You’re just saying Brother Hei that I’m not honest, right? I was worried that you might not be used to being homeless for the first time, so I left a fish head for you to eat, but I didn’t even want to eat it.”
9527’s mouth twitched:
“Then let’s eat. I’ve just finished eating, and someone brought some fish with soup. It’s quite delicious.”
Xiao Hei looked unbelieving:
“Impossible, absolutely impossible. No one feeds stray cats in this community now. Whoever feeds them will be scolded. As a result, Brother Hei and I haven’t had delicious food for a long time.”
Although he said he didn’t believe it, his well-developed sense of smell could smell the smell of fish when 9527 opened his mouth.
But Brother Hei has been in and out of the community for so long, and he has never encountered such a good thing.
It went to look in the trash can again, and indeed saw a packed lunch box with only a few broken bones left, and a taste coming from 9527’s mouth.
So…this guy actually got fed?
Xiao Hei was curious, and 9527 returned the lucky points of the young man in Meow Star Sanctuary.
I don’t know if it will have an impact on the other party, and if I touch someone else’s luck, it will backfire, so I’d better not take the risk.
At this time, the Meow Star Sanctuary was already in chaos. Several elders looked at the chaotic lobby with livid faces. All the fruits and other offerings were overturned, the tables also fell over, and even a large area was blackened by candles.
All the various crystal products were shattered into pieces, and the entire club lobby seemed to have been bombarded.
“what happened?”
An elder asked the guard next to him.
“In order to show off, it just had to carry the ladder to wipe the dust on it. As a result, it fell down and hit the ladder, causing the entire lobby to look like this…”
Before he finished speaking, the law enforcement elder said impatiently:
“Pull it down, clean the toilet for half a year and reflect on it. Where is the new cat this year?”
“He was knocked unconscious by a ladder and sent to rescue.”
Several elders glanced at the instigator whose tail was singed:
“Then clean the toilet for a year. It will last long in your memory.”
The toilet at Maode Academy is actually a long sandpit. Every day, school workers shovel out the sand and replace it with new sand.
Letting the staff of the sanctuary do this kind of work is undoubtedly tantamount to giving up.
It took several hours to finally clean up the lobby. The executive dean, one of the elders, turned on the button of an instrument in the lobby. The screen displayed the image of the divine guardian responsible for this sanctuary.
It selects 9527, click OK.
On Earth, 9527, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly heard the voice of the Executive Dean in his mind:
“Have you met the divine host?”
Only then did 9527 discover that it was possible to have a conversation in its mind. Instead of answering the question, it took the initiative to ask:
“Did anything special happen to the staff member of the sanctuary who sent me today?”
That cat was originally a close confidant of the executive dean, but it caused such a big trouble today and injured his own son, so the executive dean didn’t want to mention it:
“Nothing special. Answer my question 9527.”
“I saw him, a human, quite young.”
9527 thought it didn’t work, was a little disappointed, and gave mixed answers.
“I’m asking you something. Answer it seriously. Have you forgotten the school rules of Maode Academy? Don’t forget, I can cause harm to you remotely from here.”
The executive dean was used to being respectful and respectful, but he was annoyed when he heard the indifferent voice on the other side.
In order to improve 9527’s memory, she raised her paw and pressed a button. 9527 on Earth immediately felt a headache. It rolled on the ground and cursed:
“Smelly bitch, don’t think I don’t know. 0250 is the bastard born between you and the dean. I saw you messing around in the swamp with my own eyes!”
When it was scolding, the executive dean accidentally pressed the college broadcast button, and the words 9527 were broadcast.
For a moment, the entire Maode Academy was boiling.
“Oh my God, this is a huge scandal.”
“Didn’t the dean just give a speech about his love for his wife two days ago? He also thanked her for her efforts over the years.”
“Hahaha, I feel like the Good Husband Award given by the committee is a joke.”
“Is this the voice of 9527? Didn’t it become the guardian of divine power? How did the voice come from the radio station?”
“Maybe it has special abilities. Anyway, 9527 didn’t enter the sanctuary, so there must be something shady!”
In the sanctuary, the executive dean noticed that the voice was being transmitted, and quickly cut off contact with 9527, but it was too late, as the news had spread throughout Maode Academy.
Originally, 9527, the best-performing student, was assigned to be the guardian of divine power today. This has already aroused everyone’s opinions. Unexpectedly, there is such a shocking news.
Some students have even begun to wonder if this is a private vendetta between the dean and the executive dean.
After cutting off contact, 9527 found that the headache symptoms were over. It quickly immersed itself in that state, and then tried to explore, and was able to actively contact the sanctuary.
The executive dean realized that things had gotten worse and could only bite the bullet and explain:
“It was just a bloodline experiment to see if my excellent bloodline and the dean’s noble bloodline could combine to produce the strongest cat guardian cat. We just dedicated ourselves to science, and it was definitely not what you thought…”
9527 I chatted with Xiao Hei for a long time today and didn’t learn anything else, but I really learned a lot about swearing.
After hearing the explanation from the executive dean, it immediately said:
“That bullshit bloodline is just a bunch of things…and I’ve inherited all the shortcomings of you and the dean. How many unlucky things do you have to do to achieve such a coincidence?”
When the voice of 9527 came from the radio again, the entire Maode Academy burst into strong cheers.
Hahaha, although it is disgusting for the dean to engage in extramarital affairs, he has a saying that is quite right:
“Excellent students can shine no matter where they are.”
Now, 9527, who was assigned to the outside of the endless universe, can still broadcast to everyone. It has to be said that when it comes to causing trouble in the school, he must be an top student.
When the executive dean heard the voice of 9527, his heart suddenly thumped.
It knows very well that there is a high probability that its job will not be saved.
If I had known this, I might as well have been a poor student and become the Guardian of Divine Power. Who knew this fat blue cat would be so difficult to deal with.
It turned off the school radio and said to 9527:
“It won’t do you any good to offend me like this. I can torture you remotely and arrange for guards to beat up the disabled cat. What can you do to me?”
“I really can’t do anything to you, but I have my own way…”
As soon as 9527’s voice fell, the broadcast button that had been pressed suddenly lit up automatically.
“Hello, classmates. I have a little story to tell you. It’s called “The Beginning and Ending of the Cat Meowing Spring Incident in the South Swamp of the City.” If you want to hear it, just shout out. I can hear your voices through the sanctuary lobby. “
There were loud cheers outside, and a few fearless cats even ran outside the sanctuary to shout.
The executive dean looked at this magical scene and remembered that he had just cut off the connection, but this guy was able to connect, and the button he pressed could also light up again.
what is happening?
9527 is also confused, as if whatever he wants to do can be easily achieved.
Isn’t it said that luck is the weakest ability?
Is this called weak?
“9527, tell me, what do you want?”
“Find a way to transfer the short-nosed tiger to the sanctuary, otherwise I will completely discredit you and the dean.”
Although it is not much better now, if the retelling of the scene with added embarrassment will definitely cause shock in the entire Meow Star, even the committee will have to step in to calm public opinion.
“0250 has the qualification to be a Yi Cong. I will give this qualification to your brother. Can you cooperate with the work?”
The executive dean did not expect that he would get such a result after only a few hours of using power for personal gain.
His son was knocked unconscious for no reason, and his affair with the dean was exposed. Even their positions have entered a countdown. Maybe the committee is drafting a dismissal document.
All of this is the result of grabbing the 9527 places to enter the sanctuary.
If I had known this… Alas, it’s too late to think about this now. I just ask this little ancestor not to talk about it.
“It’s okay to go to Yi Cong, but it needs to be done as soon as possible.”
“No, my son was injured not long ago and he hasn’t woken up yet.”
When 9527 heard this, he immediately became interested:
“How did you get injured? Tell me.”
When the executive dean finished speaking, 9527 was filled with shock. He never thought that just erasing some of a cat’s luck value would actually lead to this situation.
It seems that luck is really a very powerful ability. Otherwise, how could we kill these enemies within a few hours?
It originally wanted to try it directly on the executive dean, but then I thought about it, and it could be used as a trump card. When it is bad for the short-nosed tiger later, it can be used again to let it feel the taste of misfortune.
After cutting off contact, 9527 happened to meet Xiao Hei who had been wandering around in another community:
“What are you going to do?”
“It’s easy to find food when it’s dark. If you don’t look for food, you might be hungry at night.”
9527 reminded:
“If you don’t find anything to eat tonight, come to me and I’ll treat you to meat.”
It had a hunch that the magical host who came to deliver food today might come to deliver food tonight.
Xiao Hei didn’t take it seriously:
“Ha, maybe by the time you eat the meat, Brother Hei, I’ll be full.”
After saying that, it ran outside the community like a wandering swordsman, intending to look for food in the trash cans on the roadside, while 9527 continued to sleep.
In the evening, the magical host who delivered the meal at noon indeed delivered some more food.
This time it was a box of diced lunch meat and a box of water.
“Hey, what a coincidence?”
The divine host still had a warm smile on his face, but 9527 thought of its mission and felt that the relationship was too good to make things difficult. Moreover, it had not learned how to get along with humans, so it kept its stinking look.
First, I lowered my head and ate two pieces of meat. The meat tasted good, but there seemed to be a lot of things added to it. It was the short-nosed cat’s favorite, and it particularly liked this kind of delicacy.
After eating a few mouthfuls of meat and drinking some water, 9527 felt very comfortable.
Just as he was about to observe the divine host more, he didn’t expect that the human actually took out a rectangular instrument and pointed it at himself. He thought it was some kind of capture device and hoped that the divine host would leave quickly.
Then its lucky attribute exploded, and the chatter of the old man was heard not far away, getting closer and closer, and the divine host had to leave.
Phew… escaped another disaster.
While eating, Xiao Hei came back with injuries on his legs and was cursing:
“If you don’t give me food, I won’t give it to you. You actually chased Brother Hei and beat me. I will pee on the tires of your car next time… Little fat man, I’m sorry, Brother Hei, I didn’t find anything to eat today and I got beaten up.” , we have to starve…what is this? Meat?”
When Xiao Hei saw the lunch meat, he immediately rushed over to him, but he did not eat it immediately. Instead, he asked tentatively:
“Little fat man, can I taste it for you? Some Two-legged beasts put salt in their food. Brother Hei, I’m worried about them.”
9527 pushed the lunch box over:
“You can eat it, there are too many other things in it, I don’t like it very much.”
Xiao Hei was no longer polite and muttered while eating:
“You’ve been abandoned, so don’t be picky, right? It’s good to have food. This is a wandering life. Are you treating it as a vacation?”
Xiao Hei ate most of the meat, drank some water, and barked a few times at the bushes not far away.
Not long after, several stray cats who were also hungry and thin ran over.
“Thank you, fat brother. If it hadn’t brought all this food, we would all be hungry.”
Xiao Hei was indeed very generous. After he had eaten and drank enough, he called the little stray cat over and asked everyone to rest their bellies. When everyone started eating, he squatted aside and carefully licked his legs. wounds on.
9527 doesn’t know about Xiao Hei’s past and wants to find out more about it, but this guy talks so much that he may not be telling the truth. It’s better to just let him end his wandering life.
But how does it end?
9527 thought about it seriously and prepared to continue to focus on his own abilities.
It once again set its sights on the sanctuary staff who was punished by cleaning the toilet, and drew out its lucky points, but this time it did not dare to draw out all of it directly, but a little.
Then, a little luck was taken away from 0250, the dean, the executive dean, and the group of guards who escorted it into the sanctuary.
Then try putting these lucky points on Xiao Hei to see what happens.
If there is any adverse reaction on Xiao Hei, then return the lucky points. If nothing happens, these lucky points will be given to Xiao Hei, which can be regarded as a meeting gift for the first time on earth.
Just as I was thinking about it, the security door of the building not far away opened, and an old lady with gray hair came out, holding a garbage bag in her hand. She was probably going downstairs to throw away garbage.
Xiao Hei said while licking the wound:
“This old lady is a good person. She often feeds me meat, but she is so pitiful. She has no wife and her children are not around. She goes to the gate of the community every weekend to wait for her children to come home…”
It was muttering, and the old lady somehow saw Xiao Hei among the holly bushes:
“Oh, why is the baby injured? Come on, come home with grandma, grandma will bandage you…”
After saying that, she threw the garbage bag in her hand into the trash can, walked into the holly bush, bent down and held the frightened Xiao Hei in her arms.
Xiao Hei struggled desperately, and the old lady kept coaxing:
“Don’t be afraid, I’m just going to go back and bandage your wound. It’s so hot, and it’s easy to get infected if you don’t bandage it… That look in your eyes is like that of a child.”
However, what she didn’t know was that the reason for Xiao Hei’s struggle was not fear:
“I’m dirty, don’t make your clothes dirty…”
Most people in the community are indifferent to stray cats, but this old man often thinks about them. Xiao Hei is afraid of soiling other people’s clothes and being disliked.
The old lady didn’t understand cat language, so when she saw that Xiao Hei was still struggling, her coaxing voice became gentler.
9527 called out and said to Xiao Hei:
“Xiao Hei, stop wandering in the future and live a good life with this old lady. Your company is also very important to her.”
Xiao Hei was stunned for a moment and stopped struggling. He glanced at everyone and let the old lady carry him upstairs.
Several little wanderers watched with envy as Xiao Hei was taken away, and whispered:
“Brother Hei has been adopted.”
“I’m so envious, it has a home again.”
9527 asked curiously:
“Did it have a home in the past?”
“Yes, there used to be someone in the community who adopted him and he was very good to him. Later, there was a mistress with a child in the house. The child grabbed Hei Ge’s tail and beat him every day. He scratched the child and was beaten by the mistress. I had to vomit blood and throw it out, and finally managed to save my life…”
9527 was a little emotional, but since Xiao Hei’s experiment was successful, let’s add some luck to these little friends. Maybe they can also meet adoptive owners.
After the meat was finished, the little wanderers scattered.
9527 lay on the grass, rediscovering that feeling and connecting to the instruments of the sanctuary.
Several staff members happened to be gossiping, and it listened for a while.
After the broadcast incident ended, the incident spread from Maode Academy to the outside world. The dean and executive dean took the blame and resigned. The dean returned home and was abused by his wife again.
The dean’s wife is a ferocious ocelot, a first-class noble in the Meow Star. If the cat police hadn’t arrived in time, the dean would have been bitten to death by it.
When the executive dean heard about this, he moved his newly rescued son to the office of the sanctuary overnight.
The Sanctuary is not managed by the committee, but by the High Sanctuary, so even the nobles from Meow Star do not dare to come to the Sanctuary to cause trouble.
9527 felt happy after hearing this.
In one day, all the cats that treated him badly were taken care of, which was considered as what he wanted.
The next day, two o’clock in the afternoon.
9527 walked around the community and was lying in the shade of a tree sleeping soundly when it was suddenly attracted by the smell of meat. Only then did it notice that the hot man had come to deliver food again.
Today it was boiled shredded tenderloin and a bowl of water. It leaned over, lowered its head and ate.
“Other little wanderers will look for food when they are hungry, but you just lie here and take a nap when you are hungry?”
After the divine host finished speaking, he raised his hand and scratched its big head. 9527 felt unprecedented pleasure.
Before coming here, I always said that the guardian of the divine power should not interact too much and just wait to be redeemed, but this divine host seems to be different.
So gentle and considerate.
It makes 9527 feel warm in its heart. It has never enjoyed this kind of care since it has grown so big, and it even wants the divine host to exchange itself for it.
After eating and drinking, it continued to sleep.
At eight o’clock in the evening, the sanctuary contacted 9527:
“The divine power host you are responsible for develops too fast. We need to work out tasks to balance the progress, so you have to wait for about ten days before redeeming it.”
Wait ten more days?
9527 was filled with anger. He kept urging him when he came, trying not to say goodbye to the short-nosed tiger. As a result, he had already waited for a day and a half, but he still had to wait for another ten days.
Staying outside in the open air for ten days was simply unbearable for the cat.
It refused:
“No, it’s too difficult to survive in the wild. Just exchange me first and I’ll create the difficulty.”
The person on the call today was an elder’s assistant. It was the first time he heard that the guardian of divine power dared to refuse an order, so he planned to teach him a lesson:
“I think it’s time for you to have a longer memory.”
When 9527 heard this, it immediately understood, and it took away most of the assistant’s luck value without hesitation.
I am worried that I am not lucky enough to give stray cats. Thank you for your enthusiastic sponsorship.
The assistant pressed the button that controlled the headache, but encountered a mechanical failure while operating it. The button was not pressed, and instead it encountered a leakage of electricity, causing the hair on his body to explode.
It startled the elders who were praying not far away.
“All the cats in the sanctuary, please listen to me. If anyone tries to teach me a lesson next time, I will make it worse than death and live in misfortune forever.”
The voice of 9527 came out coldly from the instrument.
Several elders looked at the assistant who was convulsing from the electric shock, and some couldn’t believe the facts before them.
In the past, they were the guardians of their magical power, using various words to coax those simple kittens into working hard, and promising to return to the cat star after completing the task.
But in fact, this kind of transmission is one-way. Each transmission code comes from the main temple. It is only valid once. If it is used again, the altar will not respond.
Therefore, the number of people can neither be increased nor recalled.
Those cats who serve as guardians of divine power will basically die on a strange planet.
But today, they felt the counterattack of the guardian of divine power. Thinking of what happened in the sanctuary lobby yesterday, there is a high probability that it was also done by this 9527.
“Why did you provoke this monster?”
An elder patiently explained:
“9527, our sanctuary is the lowest level sanctuary. All rulings and judgments about divine power are sent by high-level sanctuaries. We can only execute them as usual. You should wait a little longer until the host of divine power redeems you. It’s comfortable.”
But 9527 didn’t listen at all.
It happened to be getting late now, and 9527 was very moved when he saw the handsome divine host coming over with food and water.
The same kind regards it as a tool that does not matter whether it is life or death, but the supernatural host who needs to be monitored always gives him food and drink, and is very concerned about it.
Thinking of this, 9527 suddenly had a bold idea.
If he were adopted directly like Xiao Hei, would there be a different effect?
No matter what, even if there are side effects, it is still better than living in the open air in the community for ten days.
It emerged from the holly bush without saying a word, and even took the initiative to rub its head against the trouser leg of its magical host.
“What’s wrong? Are you hungry again?”
The supernatural host put the lunch box in his hand on the ground, but 9527 refused to take a bite and continued to rub his trouser legs.
In order to prevent the supernatural host from not understanding it, it rolled on the ground again, showing its soft belly.
This is the weakest part of a cat’s body, and generally won’t be shown unless there is special trust.
The divine host finally understood and knelt down to rub its belly:
“Little one, do you want to come home with me? If you have a home, you don’t have to freeze and starve outside.”
9527 hurriedly rubbed his hand with his head.
After reaching an agreement, I don’t have to suffer anymore!
“My name is Lin Xu. I live upstairs. Come on, I’ll take you home. I don’t know how to raise a cat yet. I’ll have to post to the group to ask about raising a cat later… You’re quite heavy, little guy. , like a small gas tank.”
Lin Xu walked into the elevator carrying the found kitten, and 9527 was completely immersed in this unique feeling.
Ever since I was little, I have never been held like this, cared for like a baby.
9527 even felt a father’s love from Lin Xu that he had never experienced before. This feeling was so wonderful that it made him worry whether it was a dream.
Lin Xu pressed the elevator button and suddenly screamed:
“Damn it, when did the artifact of fortune come away? Little guy, you are not the artifact arranged by the system, are you?”
9527 came back to his senses:
“Hey, this two-legged beast is so smart, it actually sensed my presence.”
On the other side, the instrument in the sanctuary sounded a siren, indicating that the fortune-enhancing artifact priced at 888,888 had been claimed, but no points were deducted.
The resigned executive dean pressed the button and asked straight to the point:
“9527, have you taken the initiative to contact the divine host?”
“Yes, not only did I meet him, I also entered his home. It’s not big, but it’s quite cozy. I’ve never lived in a house like this before. It feels so beautiful…”
9527 jumped up and down on the sofa, feeling more and more that his choice was wise.
“But if you do this, the High Sanctuary will blame us, or even blame the entire Meow Star. You go back and wait for him to redeem it, otherwise we can only vent our anger on the short-nosed cat.”
The short-nosed cat has become the Yicong of 0250 at this time, but to say it is Yicong is actually to lie down and sleep. When he wakes up, he goes to the cafeteria to show off some delicious food, and then goes back to sleep after showing off.
“If you dare to touch a short-nosed cat, I will make your son’s life worse than death!”
After 9527 finished speaking, he extracted all the lucky values of 0250.
0250 was doing tidying up work in front of the holy pool, but his foot slipped and he suddenly fell into the holy water that filled the pool.
These holy waters were used by the committee to express condolences tomorrow, but now, they have been messed up by the fat cat. Not only are they completely devoid of divinity, they are even covered in cat hair.
Several elders struggled to pull 0250 out, but because their feet were slippery, they hit the wall next to them and fainted again.
“9527 I was wrong. I will treat the short-nosed tiger like my biological father in the future. Can you please take away your magical powers?”
In the past, the calico female cat was both the executive dean of the Cat Virtue Academy and the elder of the sanctuary. She was extremely devout to both the God of Creation and the Cat God, but at this time, her faith was collapsing.
Because these abnormal things are too weird, the actual distance between 9527 and Meow Star is billions of light years, how can it affect this place?
9527 let it go and returned the lucky value it had taken away.
Lin Xu was at home at this moment, chatting with everyone on his mobile phone, discussing the cat’s name, and finally decided on the name Dundun.
When the delivery man brought various cat toys and litter boxes, Dundun happily rolled around and played until late at night. When Lin Xu went back to the bedroom to sleep, the little guy calmed down and lay in the newly bought cat nest. Reconnected with Sanctuary.
“Bring the short-nosed tiger over here, I want to chat with it.”
The sanctuary stipulates that non-elders are not allowed to touch the instruments, but at this time, they saw the consequences of offending 9527, and they did not dare to disobey. Soon, the sleeping short-nosed tiger was called over.
The short-nosed tiger is actually a red tabby Garfield, but because Meow Star does not have cats of this category, it is treated as a disabled cat.
At this time, the short-nosed tiger, who had eaten and drank enough, came over with a swollen belly. Following the elder’s instructions, he finally contacted his brother.
“Brother, are you okay over there? I miss you so much.”
These words directly touched the softest part of Dundun’s heart.
It said:
“Okay, very good. Just now, the divine host bought me a lot of toys, such as cat litter boxes, cat nests, and small trees specially used to sharpen claws. And let me tell you, the short-nosed tiger, he bought me I have a name, Dundun, and I will also have a name from now on!”
According to the rules of cats, only elders can name younger ones. Naming means being prepared to protect each other, so 9527 can name his younger brother, but short-nosed tiger cannot name him the other way around.
Now, in a distant galaxy, the cold number 9527 has turned into an intimate number, making it very happy.
The short-nosed tiger is also very happy:
“Brother, please be well, and I will be well in Meow Star. I hope we can meet again one day.”
“We can definitely meet again!”
The two brothers who were originally dependent on each other were ruthlessly separated when life was about to see the light of day. Although he was angry and vented his anger at this time, the short-nosed tiger was still very angry.
It raised its thick paws, slapped the instrument hard, twisted its face and cursed:
“It’s all you bastards who caused my brother and I to separate. It was in vain that we were so pious every time we expected each other. Now that I think about it, we look like fools.”
The more it thought about it, the more it hated him. Although Dundun kept comforting him, he was still furious and hit the instrument several times.
As he was smashing it, a string of words appeared on the instrument:
“Do you want to delete 9527’s control data? This data contains headaches, electric shocks, burning, general paralysis, etc. After deletion, you will not be able to control the divine guardian 9527.”
Although the short-nosed tiger has never been to school, after all, he has the number one student in the academy as his older brother, and he knows a lot of Meow Star characters privately.
Seeing this passage, it raised its paws without hesitation and chose to delete it.
Dundun on Earth immediately felt his head clear, and the sluggish feeling before disappeared without a trace.
“Short-nosed tiger what did you do?”
“Brother, I secretly deleted your control information… Does this have any impact on you?”
“It’s great, I finally don’t have to bear the anger anymore.”
Dundun sighed with emotion, and said to the short-nosed tiger:
“Be smarter from now on, don’t go to the altar, and don’t believe their lies that they can find me when they enter the altar. I will try to learn more about the knowledge on earth and find a way to make the cat star our own.”
The committee has become more corrupt with each term, and the sanctuary has completely lost its sacred aura. Moreover, when disaster strikes, the sanctuary not only has no shelter, but also helps the evildoers.
As a victim, Dundun plans to take revenge.
But it’s not clear how to operate it specifically, so we can only take it step by step.
The next day, it followed Lin Xu to the store and began its career as a lucky cat.
When he saw the few stray cats that had eaten meat yesterday in the community, he shared the extra lucky points with everyone. When he was no longer busy, he gathered some wool from the cat stars to change the fate of these little friends.
The short-nosed tiger also lay in the sanctuary like an old man, eating delicacies that he had never dared to think of before, drinking drinks that he had never seen before, exploring around when he was bored, and living a very comfortable life.
The two brothers talked on the phone almost every day, reporting what was happening to them.
“Brother, you don’t have to worry about me. Just be happy over there. You have always taken care of me since I was a child. Now that someone loves you so much, I’m really happy for you.”
“When I was a child, I always didn’t understand why cats with parents looked at us with arrogance. Now that I feel the feeling of being pampered, I understand the reason. With parents around, they can act coquettishly and play as much as they want. Noisy, this feeling is something we orphans have never experienced before.”
As the best student of Maode Academy, although Dundun enjoys Lin Xu’s care every day, he has not forgotten that short-nosed tigers are still in danger in the sanctuary.
Not only will the elders of the Sanctuary not sit still and wait for death, but more importantly, the Sanctuary is under the jurisdiction of the High Sanctuary, and there is the Lord’s Temple above the High Sanctuary… Such level-by-level management may attract… Attention from big shots.
Those big shots are said to be like gods. A single look can make the cat collapse. They are not comparable to the elders in the sanctuary who can only read scriptures.
“We have to find a way to get Meow out of these controls…”
Dundun was thinking about the possibilities in his mind. A coup or something like that would not work, nor could he close the altar. Moreover, even if it was closed, the elders might secretly open it.
While he was meditating hard, Geng Lele was out of school.
“Good boy, I’m here to see you!”
The girl held Dundun in her arms and rubbed her for a while, then grabbed Dundun’s two front paws and waved:
“The Holy Fire is shining, the Holy Fire is shining brightly, all my disciples, Meow Meow Meow Meow! Dundun, from today on, we will found the Meow Meow Sect. You are the Holy Master of Meow Meow Sect, and I am the High Priest of Meow Meow Sect. Let’s join forces to unify the world!”
Dundun’s eyes suddenly lit up as he was about to break free from the little mushroom head.
Meow Meow Cult?
Hey, you can use religion to unify the cats and make it your own private territory. If possible, expand outward.
As long as the entire universe becomes the territory of the Miao Miao Cult, naturally no one will bother the short-nosed tiger, and its status will be more stable.
The religious process is very simple. As long as you visit the shrine seriously, you will collect some lucky points from other bad cats and add them to them. In this way, you will have loyalty.
Cats who visit the temple feel it is efficacious and will definitely visit the temple more devoutly. In this way, believers will develop over time.
Thinking of this, Dundun decided to give it a try.
If it fails, just play a little game with them.
But if it succeeds…the entire history of Meow Star will be rewritten!
Lin Xu never imagined that his little cat, who only eats, sleeps and plays games all day long, would control the cat remotely to do a big thing.
And Geng Lele never expected that she just recited the Meow Meow Cult spell on the Internet as a joke, but actually gave birth to a powerful religion in Meow Star…
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This chapter has 9100 words, two chapters in one. It can be regarded as writing about Dundun’s experience of coming to Lin Xu’s side… These extras are just to enrich the world view and Dundun’s background, without affecting the main plot. I will write the last chapter of the extra chapter tomorrow, and then I will finish the book. Please stay tuned.