The Happy Man of the Hatake Family of Konoha - Chapter 557 The King of Ginseng

The lights came on again, and Danzo calmly put down the half-cut suckling pig in his hand and began to applaud.

“You are worthy of Danzo-sama. Although he doesn’t appear much in the whole play, he plays the role of Dinghai Shenzhen!”

“Especially the magic trick of turning food into food, which steals other people’s calories. It’s a blast!”

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The happy time is always short-lived, except for the leader.

Danzo’s birthday party lasted from noon to midnight, and all 30,000 pigs and dozens of tons of coke and red wine were sold out.

Even Danzo started to get tipsy after drinking dozens of oak barrels of coke.

Naturally, there is a hotel in the Blackwater Building.

Except for Elder Danzo, who adhered to his usual style of hardship and simplicity and stayed in the hall, other guests who had mobility issues were all arranged in suites.

Yasuo staggered out of the building.

Today’s moon is particularly round, like Master’s face.

Yasuo drank some wine.

Mainly because they were caught and raped by Sakumo and Yamato.

Sakumo has never been a good drinker. After becoming the police minister, he restrained himself a lot. This time he probably exploded.

That guy Yamato unexpectedly became Sakumo’s drinking buddy. He drinks equally bad drinks and always sings after getting drunk.

Yasuo reminded Sakumo that as a public official, he should not become fair-weather friends with developers, but he didn’t seem to listen.

Perhaps in Konoha, where coke has become a mainstream drink, it is not easy for him to find a satisfying drinking partner, so he cherishes it very much.

Yasuo did not walk north back to Konoha city, but staggered south towards Nanga Shrine.

At a certain moment, the swaying Yasuo suddenly stood upright, no longer feeling drunk at all.

Fortunately, the digitalized body won’t be turned on forever. Otherwise, even getting drunk will become a luxury. What’s the point of this life?

Yasuo shook his head and looked quietly at a stone statue outside Nanga Shrine.

“As expected, I can’t escape your eyes…”

The voice is hoarse and ear-piercing, not like a human voice.

A group of black shadows slowly emerged from the stone statue as if it was not real.

“Hello Lord Yasuo, I am the incarnation of your will…”

“boom!”

Yasuo punched Black Zetsu on the head.

This ordinary fist is still unavoidable for an escape master like Hei Jue.

It covered its head and became honest.

“I was just joking, I am Uchiha…the embodiment of the will of the beaver…”

“boom!”

Another punch.

“Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!”

Every time Black Zetsu wanted to speak, he was greeted by Yasuo’s big fist.

Black Zetsu wanted to cry.

Then A Fei accepted the opportunity to come to Konoha to make a movie, and Black Zetsu wanted to get close to the top management of Konoha to make a last-ditch attempt to save his mother.

The original plan has been completely overturned by it.

Black Zetsu, who had visited Konoha’s military parade, knew that no matter how he stirred up troubles in the ninja world, recruited traitors, and developed military power, it was simply impossible to defeat Konoha head-on.

With Uchiha Madara giving up his choice midway, Black Zetsu could only take risks and find a way to break through from within Konoha.

According to Hei Zetsu’s research, this seemingly loose Konoha, seemingly fallen Konoha, seemingly forested Konoha on the mountaintops, is actually a huge, inseparable community of destiny.

Here is the vicious vision of a veteran conspirator and troublemaker.

What Hei Ze couldn’t see in the stream, Hei Ze could see it at a glance.

The real node of this huge network is not Hokage Fugaku, not Danzo Shimura, not the head of the Hatake family, Konoha White Fang, but the second son of the Hatake family who seems to have no sense of existence, but seems to be everywhere.

Black Zetsu is very jealous of the relationship between brothers Yasuo and Sakumo, but there is no relationship at all between it and its two brothers.

It understood that if it wanted to save its mother, its plan of relying on the Eye of the Moon might not work, so it decided to get close to Yasuo.

But it’s obvious that Black Zetsu’s attempt was not successful, at least, it wasn’t planned carefully enough.

But this can’t be blamed on him. As an old sinner who has been dormant for thousands of years, Hei Jue really didn’t expect that he would be found hiding so easily.

When they fled with the White Zetsu before, Kakuzu and Demon Zhan could always easily find its lair.

However, Black Jue attributed this to the fact that the two hungry wolves had a special telepathy for White Jue, and he never thought that he could also be tracked.

After being beaten more than a dozen times by Yasuo’s big fist, Black Zetsu finally became honest.

A wave of fatigue hit him, and Yasuo exited the digital mode.

This shows that the malice in Hei Jue’s heart has been replaced by other emotions.

Unexpectedly, this Black Zetsu still had a slutty physique. Yasuo nodded with satisfaction and asked, “So, tell me, who are you?”

“I…I just…I don’t know who I am…”

Black Jue can only play dumb, knowing that its identity cannot be exposed.

“I know who you are!” Yasuo said decisively.

“ah!?”

Just when Hei Jue was shocked, Yasuo took out the atlas called “Rare Materia Medica” from his arms, compared it, and said firmly:

“You are the legendary thousand-year-old ginseng, the king of ginsengs!”

Black Zetsu showed a black question mark expression.

Yasuo pushed the map toward it.

Black Zetsu was shocked.

It was so rare that people knew about his existence, but the purple-haired boy from the Hatake family in front of him actually had his own portrait.

It’s just… this style of painting… is too ugly, right?

Yasuo twitched the corner of his mouth, and he understood Hei Jue’s disgust.

You are just a ball of briquettes with eyes and mouth, but you still dare to dislike my handwriting!

Yasuo took the map and said angrily: “In short, Chief Shen, you are now a special protected animal in Konoha, and those white things are first-level protected animals.”

Yasuo bared his eight teeth and tried to look like he would never break the law.

Hei Jue was a little scared. He was very dissatisfied with Shen DaChang’s name and always thought it was some kind of strategic food reserve.

Yasuo scratched his head, not knowing what he had done to make the filial son tremble a little.

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The next day, Hei Jue, no, it was Chief Shen, moved into the Haimu tribe as an animal protector.

When entering the door, Yasuo warned it not to think of anything detrimental to the Hatake family, otherwise it would end badly.

The situation is not bad. Black Zetsu, who has understood the form, seems to have no unfavorable thoughts about Yasuo. At least Yasuo’s data mode has not been activated, and the spring water ray has not appeared.

The next day, Nohara Rin, Obito and others came to Hatake’s house to thank Uncle Yasuo.

Apart from the lack of investment in this movie, Yasuo’s other contributions are obvious to all.

If nothing else, the venue was a big help to the crew.

The entire drama was filmed at the Hatake family’s villa.

Including the last scene, the battle in the Valley of the End, also takes place in the mountains behind the Hatake family.

Due to the expansion of Konoha’s area and the continuous settlement of land by the Hatake family, the Valley of the End finally became the land of the Hatake family since ancient times. And because of the flood that flooded the Jinshan Mountains more than ten years ago, the land here is particularly fertile.

The versatile Tam also played the role of Madam Ma this time, and her performance was quite on point.

In the ending song, Tam plays the guitar and combines it with Yasuo’s shakuhachi and flute to perform the song Swordsman.

It is worth mentioning that as a protected animal, the ginseng lives in Tam’s pocket.

When it poked its head out from the suffocating darkness, it saw Obito with his Sharingan opened.

Hei Jue’s eyes lit up, and he finally calmed down.

Opening your eyes and double magatama directly, this is indeed genius.

Unfortunately, the tide of the times cannot be stopped by one or two geniuses.

Tam scratched his crotch and said to the exposed Hei Jue head: “Chief Shen, you are a plant, right? Why are you a protected animal?”

Hei Jue raised his neck, not wanting to chat with a toad.

“I heard from Kakuzu that ginseng is a very nourishing food. Since you are the king of ginseng, and you also have ginseng intestines, you must be very nourishing, right?”

Tam took out the pressure cooker and was a little eager to try it.

“Don’t scare the guests.”

Yasuo turned his head and warned Tam, holding gifts from the children in his hands, including origami, notebooks, light bulbs made of maltose, and the like.

“Yes, Captain Yasuo!” Tam regretfully put away the pressure cooker, stretched out his tongue and claws, and touched Black Zetsu.

The latter shivered.

Although these days are somewhat difficult, Hei Jue still has no despair.

There is always a way, there is always a way. I can find a way to save my mother from this Yasuo!

With such an unswerving ambition until death, Hei Jue gradually faded away and disappeared into Tam’s crotch cloth again.

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