The Heavenly Horse Who Hits the Ball - Chapter 82
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“It’s just you and me here.”
“Is the new mother a barley berry?”
“You’re passed out. You can’t hear me.”
“Don’t go around saying things like that.”
“No one will believe you even if you say something like that. Who would believe you? That the Murong family is just a shell, and inside it is actually the dark lord, the Heavenly Demon.”
“Huh, really…….”
“That child can never match you in martial arts, so I plan to give him the Dharma treasure.”
“Dharma treasure!”
Twinkle twinkle.
My eyes lit up.
The Great Shaman is a two hundred year old demon.
If that monster has a Dharma treasure, it must be a truly rare and mysterious treasure with miraculous powers.
If you don’t have greed, are you a wise person or a human being?
“I, I, with those eyes. You’re too greedy.”
“please.”
I held out both hands.
“I told you to give it to that kid.”
“I will carry you and run.”
“Are you sure you can take responsibility?”
“What’s the point of taking responsibility?”
“Hahaha. You have to take responsibility for that too.”
“Let’s talk later. I’m busy.”
“That’s right. Actually, I called you here to personally express my gratitude, but the first impression I got from you was so strong that I couldn’t get to the point.”
“Don’t forget that.”
“What is it that you regret that makes you so greedy for money?”
“Money is a good thing. That’s an eternal truth. Let’s talk after you give it to me.”
“Stop whining and wake up that kid.”
“Are you going together?”
* * *
The great shaman led us.
“Where are you going?”
The place we are standing is the stairs leading down to the basement.
I felt like I had gone down quite deep, but it seemed like there was still more left.
“If you want to seal it well, you have to bury it deep. Don’t you know that?”
It’s a little girl’s voice.
That wise man from earlier was good.
I had a good appetite, but I couldn’t tell the wise man to come out.
By the way, I keep getting lucky in Shinmu Village.
I’ve gained a lot so far.
They even gave me the law book, so honestly, from my perspective, I couldn’t have asked for anything more.
What should I give you?
There are many types of legal aid.
As long as it doesn’t have the aura of exorcism, it’s fine.
The spirit of exorcism is poison to me.
Since I’m a demon, I won’t give it to you.
At that moment, the previous female shaman muttered.
“Even I think it’s a really good idea. Just give the Dark Lord the special item that was sealed a long time ago… I can compensate him and take care of the trash, it’s a huge win-win. Hahaha.”
“……Trash? I thought I heard some kind of muttering that I couldn’t hear?”
“It’s trash to us, but it’s a treasure that can enhance your abilities.”
“Are you a monster who wants to give it to me?”
“It’s a cursed thing, but… Eeeeeeeeeee~! But it’s still really good.”
The great priestess stopped walking.
Then he turned his head slightly and looked up at me.
The sight of a small girl looking up at me from below the stairs, standing above her… … .
It wasn’t cute at all.
Rather, it was bizarre.
It’s all because of those strange eyes.
Her eyes sparkled like jewels, shining brighter than the stars on the wall.
When I looked into those eyes, I felt strange, as if my soul was being sucked out.
“It’s not like adding a cursed item to a cursed person will make it work.”
“I feel a bit like that.”
“You’re such a weakling? Not at all. No demon or monster in the world will be able to harm you. Rather, they’ll be your daily bread.”
“I don’t know if this is a compliment or not…….”
“That’s a compliment. And you have to endure a lot of things like this so that you can slap that damn boss in the future.”
“A slap in the ear, that feels good.”
“I would like to stab him in the back, but there’s no guarantee that he’ll abandon his spirit form and become possessed.”
“Huh, Chief?”
I was dumbfounded, and my mother was furious.
“Excuse me, Great Priestess. Please do not say things like “the back of the head” or anything like that from the mouth of the sacred Great Priestess. The General will be angry.”
The goddess’s eyes were almost pleading.
Huh?
I often see the great shaman say such harsh words.
You can tell just by looking at the new mother’s reaction.
This isn’t the first time I’ve heard this.
As expected, the returning Great Priestess’s words were, in a word, ‘I’m awake.’
“It’s okay. Even if I get scolded, what else can I do but return to secular life? If I return to secular life, I can get married, so it won’t be a bad thing.”
At that age?
He has the build of a twelve-year-old boy.
I quickly looked up and down at the great shaman, and the priestess shouted, “Bam!”
“Your Majesty!”
Whatever.
“I finally met a guy who seemed okay. Hehe.”
The great shaman looks at me and smiles.
But anyone could tell that it was a prank.
Even while smiling, the great shaman’s eyes were glancing at the new mother.
As expected, the innocent new mother was soon caught.
“Your Majesty, stop fooling around. The head of the household is uncomfortable.”
The voice of the goddess was hoarse.
The great shaman made an exaggerated expression as if she was amazed.
“Oh my! Look at that sharp voice. The cold wind is blowing because I gave a little eye smile to the guy I like.”
“Who, who, who liked it! Since you are the guest of honor, please refrain from being rude. As the eldest adult of the Shinmugung Palace, please maintain your dignity.”
“It’s not like the pretense of being fed is going to feed you. The relationship between a man and a woman is so tense that no one knows when or how it will end. Come to think of it, Shinmo, you’re still a virgin, right?”
“Your Majesty!”
“You say there’s never been a man you like? It’s not that there aren’t any, it’s just that my eyes are too focused on the sky. I don’t even know the subject.”
“Please, stop there.”
“What do you think? Isn’t that okay? Eighteen isn’t a kid. It’s an age where you know everything. Don’t you think so, you?”
No, why are the sparks flying this way?
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But when I saw the new mother blushing and grumbling, I felt playful.
“Hey, I have eyes too! No matter how urgent it is, at this age, I can’t afford to be that kind of older sister, or even an aunt.”
“Oh, ma’am?”
The embarrassed mother took a deep breath and cooled her face with a fan.
There I went a step further.
“An old maid is out of the question. Who can endure such whims? Besides, there are so many young and pretty ladies in the world who are being trampled upon…….”
“S, S, S! Who, who is refusing whom? I have no idea either!”
The great shaman caught the tail.
“Huh? You must have thought about it? In times like this, you shouldn’t answer like that, but should strongly deny it. Say, I’m not like you. Isn’t that right, go?”
“Yes. Just as I strongly refuse.”
“Get out of the way!”
The priestess started to go down first, pushing me and the great priestess away.
The shaman and I laughed out loud as we watched her stomping up the stairs.
“ha ha ha!”
“Hehehe……! That kid is fun to tease, Gaju.”
“That’s what it looks like.”
“But do you really not think about it?”
“yes?”
“She’s old, but she’s still a virgin. And since we’re on the subject, you shouldn’t judge her by age. The girl sitting inside is older than that child.”
What the hell is this little old lady talking about?
“These are the specifications.”
“Oh my, that kid died twice today.”
At this moment, the new mother who was going down ahead covered her ears with both hands.
She grumbled, sniffing the air.
“When you grow old, you should grow old gracefully. Why would you sell someone off carelessly?”
Hmm!
Even though I knew it was a joke, I couldn’t help but feel angry inside.
But it was really strange.
Why is it that the specifications of the repeated recruits are more frustrating?
* * *
“and!”
The room I entered after following the great shaman was full of all sorts of strange objects.
All the things that Shinmugung had collected from all over the world were filled in this basement.
What they all have in common is that they are all sinister and ominous.
Just by looking at it, it seemed like it was advertising itself by quietly making musical instruments sound like it was saying, ‘I’m a monster’, ‘I’m a demon’.
“There’s everything.”
The great priestess waved her hand as I picked up an unusual-looking sword.
“Put that knife down.”
“Is it good?”
“It has the effect of driving the owner crazy.”
“That’s a good thing.”
“Do you want it?”
“If you give it to me…….”
“Then let’s take it out.”
“This is the reward?”
“Your eyes are like fish eyes, what more could you ask for?”
“This is bad.”
I quickly put down my sword.
“This place is full of all kinds of dangerous stuff. I can give you all of them if you want. But most of them are useless stuff full of curses and malice.”
The great shaman ran to a shelf, wiggling her little legs.
“Look at this, look at this.”
What the great shaman pointed to was a garment that looked as light as cicada wings.
That was only a suggestion.
“It’s a heart-eating outfit.”
“Do you eat heart?”
“It’s a heart attack. Neither the cold nor the heat, not even the sharpest blade can penetrate this thing.”
“That’s amazing.”
“But the problem is that it eats the owner’s heart.”
“Eat the heart while protecting the heart?”
“If you put it on, you’ll see that it’s tight. The pressure is so strong that your heart beats hard and fast to endure it. And then… bang! It goes away.”
“It’s a double-edged sword.”
“What do you think? Isn’t it great?”
What’s so great about it?
But the great priestess wouldn’t have recommended this monster to me without thinking.
“Don’t worry. No matter how great this thing is, it’s nothing compared to the power you have inside you. Bad power is suppressed by bad power.”
The cursed thoughts currently on my body are so strong that the curse on these clothes cannot exert its power.
“I will gratefully accept it.”
I reached out and grabbed the clothes.
It’s light.
It felt weightless, like holding a piece of paper.
“It sticks to your skin the moment you put it on.”
“It doesn’t fall off?”
“You have to die to take it off. So don’t wear it on your bare skin, wear it with underwear on.”
“Whew~! This is brutal.”
I have no intention of wearing this.
Even if it’s a monster, the sword is impervious to heat and cold, so I thought it would be useful, so I brought it.
“Is this the answer?”
“There are a few more things that might suit you.”
Chewy, chewy.
“If you tie your hair with this headband, your brain will be stimulated and you will only tell the truth when asked. The memory storage in your brain will be completely empty. Then you will lose your mind.”
What flew out was a headband made of red cloth.
“Is this a lie detector?”
“I’m giving you that so that you can capture people and get their statements peacefully without torturing them while they bleed. You have a lot of evil in you. Only kill those who absolutely must be killed, and if possible, don’t kill. If your evil karma piles up, it’ll be hard to lift the curse.”
“Isn’t it even self-defense?”
“You can get rid of all the evil people who are harmful to the world. It means you shouldn’t see useless bloodshed.”
“I see.”
Well, is there any need to shed blood for no reason?
I’m not a murderer.
“And this is…….”
Whoosh! Whoosh!
All sorts of things came flying in.
A comb that makes all your hair fall out and leave you bald.
It is said that a virgin ghost and a bachelor ghost are attached as a pair, so when you wear it, your lower body catches fire, so men only seek out women, and women only get excited when they see men. In short, it is a mating inducement device.
A spoon that is said to contain the karma of a devil and make you eat only rice all day long.
And so on, and so on.
As something kept flying towards me, I suddenly got startled and jumped to the side.
“for a moment!”
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