The Munchkin Disciple Wants To Stop Being Obsessed Over - Chapter 165



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Malik’s Log Cabin.

I opened the locked door and came in without permission, tilting my head and feeling a strange sense of discomfort.

“It’s strange···.”

Why is there no one here? I thought we were all supposed to be here together.

“It looks like everyone except one has gone back to the dorms.”

It seemed that way, as some of the rooms were empty and only two rooms had bedding.

The bedding in one of the rooms was obviously a woman’s, and judging by the traces, it seemed like she hadn’t been there for a week.

“Is it Rose?”

That was the most likely inference. Because Rose was learning swordsmanship and magic from Malik.

“But where did this skeleton guy go?”

Judging by the warmth and traces left inside the house, it seems like they’ve been gone for at least a week.

I wonder where the skeleton topic is wandering around like that.

“Well, I guess you’ll come back on your own.”

If they know I’m back, they’ll contact me on their own.

With that thought in mind, I left the log cabin.

While seriously considering whether to leave Tweet, who is soundly asleep in my arms, here for my comfortable sleep.

****

The morning sunlight streaming in through the window gently caresses my face.

“also···.”

I was enjoying the comfort of burying my face in the fluffy pillow, and then I was able to sit up with an indescribable sense of satisfaction.

“Home is the best.”

To be exact, it is the highest-class dormitory, ‘Pelios Hall’, that Aden Academy assigned me. In any case, since I live here now, it is my home.

CLUTCH CLUTCH.

“I guess I was really tired.”

I admired myself as I watched the tweeter happily rolling the wheel over there.

You didn’t wake up even after hearing that loud noise.

I got up, feeling much more refreshed, and looked at the clock.

8:20.

After visiting Professor Dian, it was the perfect time to go to class.

****

On the way out of the Pelios Hall and towards Dian’s professor’s office.

“Something is strange···.”

As I was walking through the grounds of Aden Academy, full of youth for the first time in a long while, I felt a strange sense of unease.

“Ughh …

“I want to die···.”

“I want to drop out···.”

First-year students trudging to the classroom like cattle being dragged to the slaughterhouse.

“Fucking white witch, fucking white witch, fucking white witch.”

“Die, die, die.”

A group of unsteady-looking first-year cadets, muttering curses and walking around poking dolls with needles.

“Haaak, haaak···.”

“I, I can do it···!

For some reason, first-year students go to school carrying large rocks on their backs instead of bags like day laborers.

As I watched that scene, I thought to myself, it wasn’t just strange, it was very strange.

As I walked along, thinking like that, I overheard the cadets muttering and learned the cause of this strange atmosphere.

“White Witch···?”

When I heard about it, it seemed like a new professor had arrived while I was away.

I was secretly surprised that the atmosphere could change so much just by one person.

“I’m curious.”

I was also curious about whether there really was someone who could exert this much influence, and what kind of person that person was.

Based on the testimonies of the first-year victims, I tried to guess in my head what kind of person the professor called the White Witch was.

A quirky personality, unbridled violence, a mouth that spits out merciless venom, and a personality that favors certain cadets.

“No matter how much I think about it···.”

It’s dog crap?

After thinking about it for a while while walking, I made a righteous decision for the first time in a long time.

“I guess···.”

I thought I should step forward and establish discipline for my poor classmates.

****

That’s how we arrived at Dian’s professor’s office.

Unfortunately, Diane was away, leaving only the sad-looking assistant buried in a pile of paperwork.

“Ughh …

The teaching assistant, who had seen me with dying eyes as I entered the professor’s office, said in a dying voice, “All I have to do for the formalities is sign here.”

“Ughh …

As I was signing the papers, the teaching assistant said in a dying voice that if he were me, he would have signed the resignation letter instead of here.

That sight was so pitiful.

“Thank you for your concern. Please eat this and cheer up.”

I couldn’t help but take a potion of vitality out of my bosom and hand it to the assistant as if I was possessed.

“Ughh …

Then, the assistant wiped away the tears that weren’t coming down, expressed his gratitude, and started gulping down the vitality potion.

‘By the way···.’

I looked at the teaching assistant with pity, then frowned when I realized that the pile of documents in front of him included not only documents from Dian’s class, but also documents from the ‘Actual Combat’ class.

Not only do they commit evil deeds against the first-year students, but they even exploit that poor teaching assistant.

I couldn’t help but think that even a passing devil might tremble and curse.

‘This professor is really no good.’

I left the professor’s office, once again determined to bring the mysterious professor to justice.

Also, I was genuinely curious. How great of a person must someone be to be able to act so recklessly at Aden Academy, the continent’s premier educational institution?

‘Whoever it is···.’

It’s a given that I’ll be treated badly.

****

“It’s a little late.”

I arrived at the classroom 20 minutes late and quietly took my seat in the back row.

In a very subdued atmosphere.

I found some lovely colours sitting in the front row.

Red, blue, and light gold. Rose, sage, and daisy.

‘however···.’

Rose and Sage looked strange. They looked like worn-out office workers.

Daisy also had a tired complexion, but compared to the two women next to her, she looked quite fine.

It was surprising. Even though they were in a superior weight class compared to other cadets, they were having such a hard time.

“By any chance… is class closed today?”

“Please, please, please, please···!”

“Oh my god, please look after us···!”

As I tilt my head in confusion, I hear the students’ earnest voices in my ears.

After hearing this, I realized that the professor in this class was an irresponsible example of a professor who not only committed all sorts of evil deeds, but also cancelled classes at will.

Maybe that’s why.

I, who had never been close to justice at all, began to feel a sense of justice after a long time.

“Hey, friend.”

I turned my head and called my friend sitting next to me.

“Huh? You? When did you come?”

“Today. Long time no see. Gmite Niang. But why are you shaking so much? Is it because the professor in this class is such a piece of shit that he’s shaking so much?”

In fact, the muscular friend with the bronze skin was not only trembling, but he was also biting his fingernails with an extremely nervous expression.

“Shh, shh! If you say something like that so carelessly….”

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“Don’t worry, my friend.”

I tapped Gmit Niang on the shoulder and smiled leisurely as I said.

“I’m going to give that woman a really bad education today. I’m going to make sure she never does it again.”

“Oh, no. Don’t do that···.”

“Just tell me. Should I break your bones? Or cut off all your hair? Or should I just hit your Adam’s apple really hard…”

“Hee, heek···!”

I wonder if he was moved by my burning sense of justice.

thud!

Gmit Niang opened his eyes wide and fell backwards awkwardly.

It was a pity. Something so big and scattered could look like a rabbit.

That was the moment.

widely.

A thin hand was placed on my shoulder.

“Camel Cadet?”

A shrill voice that shouldn’t be heard rang in my ears, and I instinctively turned my head.

Wherever my gaze was directed.

“Could you repeat what you said a moment ago? About education, bones, and the Adam’s apple.”

A woman I knew all too well, her glossy, platinum-colored hair pulled back tightly, was smiling brightly and raising her mana.

‘uh···.’

This is the most fucked up thing in my life.

****

The man with black hair and blazing red eyes grabbed the air with his palm.

Gulp.

Then, black slurry flowed from his clenched palms, and black tears flowed from his closed eyes.

“Poor thing, you too have existed as something other than me, yet you have been hungry and starving for a long time.”

The man who had been mumbling like that began to walk again, feeling an appetite he had not felt for a long time.

We walked like that in silence for a while.

The man suddenly stopped in his tracks and grabbed the air with his palm once again.

Gulp.

Just like before, the black slush flowing from his palm became a solid line and settled in his heart.

“Yes. You, who were always jealous, ended up losing everything.”

He shed black tears once more, then took a step forward.

“okay.”

The man who walked, grabbed, and regained all seven of his divided selves.

“Now···.”

I have become a complete person.

With those words, he disappeared from that place without a sound.