The Porter Is Not Interested in the Hero Party - The Porter Is Not Interested in the Hero Party chapter 144
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144 – Downfall (8)
“Puff! Pooh… … !”
He spat out the dirt with a heavy breath. When I forcibly opened my closed eyes and looked around, I saw that it was full of human soldiers. Lucifer trembled with humiliation as he realized the defeat. He was aiming for defeat, but he did not want such a lethargic and absurd defeat.
Lucifer couldn’t even remember how he was defeated. I couldn’t even understand what had happened. The ground seemed to shake, but the entire fortress collapsed and the demon soldiers were sucked into the swamp.
There was no preparation for this situation in the operation they set up. The idea of lightly overturning all the preliminary books they had prepared took away even the energy to anger him. Lucifer spit out dirt and rolled his eyes again. The soldiers were carefully crossing the dirt floor, and the hero was talking to the commander.
“I think the decision to send the signal with the beacon was really good. A little more water would have turned the whole place into mud.”
The hero nodded and looked at Lucifer. Lucifer, who was in the form of a clay doll, did not notice the whole story of this terrible operation even after listening to their conversation. It was because there was too little information for him to infer. As if the hero didn’t feel the need to explain the strategy to Lucifer, he looked straight at him and said to the soldier.
“Is this Lucifer?”
“Yes. It’s the same impression I received. What would you like to do?”
“Please take it to the capital.”
At those words, Lucifer had to hold back from laughing even in the midst of defeat. In the end, this defeat didn’t matter. Although his body was covered with filth, and all the commanders he cared about were buried, there was still more important value in this defeat.
Rather, it might have turned out well after being defeated so miserably. The morale of the soldiers was sky-high, and the knights seen here and there were humming songs in preparation for the next battle. That careless appearance, as if already celebrating victory, made Lucifer forget the pain of defeat.
Because now everything was ready.
Although it was not Lucifer’s intention, the demon army was caught in the enemy’s scheme and suffered a complete defeat.
Following a complete defeat, the immediate destination was making the soldiers excited. Both the commanders and the warriors’ party were all staring at the castle with burning faces. Lucifer laughed at their joy with his head bowed.
The moment they all storm into the capital, that smile will be nothing.
They will disappear without understanding what the hell is going on. And in its place, thousands of Demon King’s army will be re-located, and the kingdom that annihilated the main forces will collapse helplessly.
Lucifer could have endured such humiliation in order to see that moment. For all the glory that followed, I would do anything.
“Then everyone get ready to move! The capital is now right in front of your nose!”
The soldier mercilessly pulled the rope tied to Lucifer’s body. Lucifer felt himself being dragged and grimaced, but the soldier didn’t seem to care much about his displeasure or his grim expression.
Another soldier passing by recognized Lucifer and frowned. He looked over Lucifer’s whole body and laughed.
“What, why are you so dirty? Do you use a guy called the Demon Commander because he’s so dirty? I need to clean up a bit!”
It scratched its neck to collect phlegm, then spat in Lucifer’s face. As soon as the thick, warm mass clung to his face, Lucifer tried to forget the humiliation, recalling his mission and the pleasure of the victory that would follow.
This gooey sensation running down to my cheeks will soon disappear.
“All forward! Now the goal is right in front of your nose!”
Following the commander’s cry, the soldiers set out on the road. Another soldier tripped on Lucifer’s leg, and he gnashed his teeth as he fell to the floor. And, in order to forget this humiliation, I once again imagined the kingdom army being offered as a sacrifice.
“Turn it off… !”
“Hey! The Commander has such a weak lower body, so I’m going to use it! Move stronger! more!”
“These bastards… !”
“Awake!”
“aaa!”
However, it seemed that it was a little difficult to withstand their provocations with just that imagination.
******
Imagination.
Imagination makes everything possible.
On the way to the capital, Lucifer was confident that his asceticism would not be inferior to that of certain saints. The soldiers hit him on the head or threw stones at him whenever they were bored, and the soldier behind him constantly mocked him.
If he was walking down a path full of contempt and insults, he could only imagine the rope he would cling to in the end.
terrible imagination.
Stupid humans who step into the base of the demons without thinking.
Then, the entire castle glows and the magic circle is activated, and the human army completely disappears. Even if they become food for the demons and become magic crystals, they won’t understand what the hell is going on.
Only a few quick-witted people would hold on to their pants and beg for their lives.
Lucifer became amused by imagining it. So, holding back the corner of his mouth, he spat out swear words with a more sorrowful and pitiful expression.
“To the enemy commander, show courtesy!”
“When do you think you guys were polite to us? Aren’t you the bastards who didn’t even take prisoners and killed anyone!”
A stone slingshot flew by. The stone hit on the forehead caused a sharp pain and anger again.
Lucifer looked at him and tried to kick him, but then closed his eyes as he imagined it again.
Those soldiers, in the end, would kneel to themselves as soon as the magic circle was activated.
All the soldiers would cry out in panic, and even that proud warrior would struggle to live without the magic circle expecting it. But even if they tried to escape, there was no way. The soldiers guarding the castle gate were going to lock the door as soon as humans entered, and they were going to break the door lever.
I thought of the soldiers knocking on the gate and their screams.
“Look at this horn! Seeing that the horns are so small, the lower part must be weak too!”
“Take off your pants! where! Let’s see if the Demon Commander’s stuff is like that of a commander!”
“Hey, stop it! Like these crazy people! Commander! What does the commander do! Do you think it’s okay to treat prisoners this way!”
However, the commanders watched as they untied Lucifer’s belt and pressed him to the floor while forcibly trying to take off his pants. Instead, they crossed their arms and smiled, giving the soldiers this advice.
“You must not kill. He’s a very important prisoner.”
“oh my! Dirty clothes too! Thanks we got it off! Say it!”
“profit… ! urg… ! I will kill them all!”
“yes! kill it! kill it! Ha ha ha ha ha!”
With his face flushed red, Lucifer imagined it again. Imagine those soldiers kneeling. And the imagination that oxidizes while crying.
“The Commander is a soldier!”
“hahahaha! Is this how your wife will be satisfied!”
“Shut up! aaa!”
With his pants off, Lucifer’s face contorted. When the magic circle was completed like this, I thought that I should get out of the castle and get some pants and put them on. Because I couldn’t show such an embarrassing appearance in front of the reinforcements.
The feeling of the wind entering my bare legs was awkward. The shame and humiliation hurt his heart beyond imagination. Lucifer calmed down and glared at the demonic castle in the distance.
In that disrespectful gaze, there was a sense of relief that they were now freed and the expectation that they would enter without hesitation.
“I can see the Demon King!”
Someone in the warriors’ party shouted that, and the soldiers cheered. The commander and hero met each other’s eyes and nodded, and the commanders exchanged glances at once. Lucifer was brought forward as a prisoner and was able to face the demonic castle directly.
The demonic castle is silent without seeing a single soldier. These humans will never notice what a huge trap that demon castle harbors.
He felt a chill pass through his stretched lower body and tightened his body.
He then waited for the commander’s next order.
The order that would blow away his humiliation at once.
“Everyone take a good look at the castle!”
The soldiers shouted again at the commander’s voice. The voice sounded sweet to Lucifer, like a song for himself. The soldiers shouting at me next to me and making ridiculous faces, and the soldier spitting and laughing right in front of me, all seemed ridiculous and foolish.
So he waited for the commander’s words with a faint smile.
“finally! We have reached the front of the enemy!”
That’s it.
All humiliation and this defeat will be erased from history, and only Lucifer’s name will remain in history.
“All troops!”
Lucifer lowered his head to contain the joy.
“Forbidden entering the castle!”
“uh?”
Lucifer looked at the commander. The commander continued talking without looking at Lucifer.
“All troops cut off the supply route leading to the southern front! I will do my best to wipe out the remaining demon forces!”
“What, what?”
Lucifer looked around with a puzzled expression. Even though the soldiers looked at each other with puzzled expressions, they turned around according to the command of the commanders.
“Oh, no… ! uh, why… ! how… ! uh, what… … !”
Lucifer was led away by the soldiers in a filthy figure with an empty lower half. Among the crowd, the demon castle was gradually moving away. He blinked, looking for someone to explain. And the moment I make eye contact with a guy at the warriors party and he gives me a wink.
Lucifer’s clever mind realized that they had spotted the plan.
“aaagh! aaa! aaagh!”
Lucifer rolled his eyes and started screaming.
The humiliation and anger that he had endured in his imagination dug into his body at once, and he could not bear it.
“Aww! aaagh! Kkeuk… !ぅ… … !”
The porter hummed at the shimmering screams coming from behind.