The Return of the Genius Farmer - Chapter 183



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Episode 183

92. I had a massage – 1

In winter, there is a lot of work to do on the farm.

That’s why the cabin family was able to enjoy some leisurely time.

Inside the cozy cabin, where a fire crackled in the fireplace, most of the cabin family members were gathered.

Hongryeon clasped her hands together in the place where everyone was gathered, except for Schrader, who went out to support Walter, and Lee Han and Seol-i, who went to take care of the greenhouse.

Her eyes were sparkling.

“Huh!!”

Hongryeon’s hand moved with a sharp cry.

The two dice she was holding in her hand rolled on the floor.

Everyone around her stared at the dice with their mouths shut.

The numbers on the dice are 1 and 3.

“What the heck!!”

A red horse moves on a wide board.

The place the horse that moved four spaces arrived at was none other than an uninhabited island.

While she was getting depressed over the rule that she had to rest three times, Tree grabbed the dice.

“Huh.”

The numbers shown by the rolled dice are 2 and 5.

When he saw where the piece that had moved seven spaces had arrived, a crack appeared on the tree’s usually expressionless face.

“Seoul… …!”

“Hehehe~! Tree! Give me two million gold.”

With trembling hands, Tree held out a paper bill.

Meanwhile, Black Blood rolled the dice, and the place his horse landed on was the square with the golden key.

“where…….”

Black Blood Daemang, full of anticipation, turned over the paper card.

Everyone’s eyes were fixed on the letters written there.

“Go to Seoul… …?! Aaaah! I’m broke!”

Black Blood Daemang, who had a sad look on his face, gave all the money he had to Seria.

In the beginning, I made a lot of money with just one mountain in Seoul.

She smiled broadly and fiddled with the money she had saved.

“This is really fun. What did you say?”

“It was called Blue Marble. It was said to be the game of the place where Lee Han lived.”

“Seoul… I really want to go there sometime.”

There was joy on Ceria’s face as she muttered the name of the city that had brought her wealth.

While I was collecting the chips I had collected, I heard the sound of something collapsing behind me.

“Hahahaha! I got caught!”

There were dwarves and elves.

What they were doing was Jenga.

A simple game where you take out stacked blocks of wood and stack them again.

This was also created by Lee Han.

“Ugh… … If it’s Rugalshi, I’m confident… … .”

Leticia, who was watching from the side, muttered briefly.

Lugalsi was a popular game among the nobles of the elven kingdom.

The game of running a territory and eventually becoming a king is complicated and difficult to explain, and the rules are different for each territory, so I couldn’t confidently explain it.

Letish, who was disappointed, looked at Burumabul with a gloomy face.

“Let’s ask Lee Han to make something else too.”

As Tree spoke, taking a bite of a honey-covered cookie for a snack, Seria looked around.

Lee Han and Seol Myung were nowhere to be seen inside the spacious and warm cabin.

“Where did Lee Han go?”

It definitely existed before I started the Blue Marble Buddha.

As she got up from her seat and tried to find it, Hongryeon took a sip of her alcohol.

“She and Seol-i went to the greenhouse. She said she had to take care of the herbs.”

“You are busy.”

“That’s just how he is. He can’t sit still. It seems like he’s taking care of the herbs he just got. What did he say…?”

That was when.

The door suddenly flew open.

When those who thought it was Lee Han and Seol-hee turned their eyes, what was standing there was a beautiful girl with a face they had never seen before.

“……who is this?”

Hongryeon’s gaze was filled with caution.

The girl did not answer her warning question, which seemed as if she would shoot a spider web at any moment.

He just looked around the cabin with an expression of interest.

“Are you the Cabin Family?”

“Well… … I guess you could say that? But are you answering a question with a question?”

“Ah. Right. I’m late in introducing myself. If I were to speak from this perspective, I would say that in the eastern part of the continent… … .”

“Why don’t we close the door before we talk? It’s cold.”

At Tree’s cold words, the girl hurriedly closed the door and took her position again.

“If I were to speak with this body, I would say that she was born with the most beautiful appearance in the beginning, is living the most beautiful life, and is considered the most beautiful woman. She is the most beautiful and the strongest hunter in the eastern part of the continent, and is also famous as a singer! My name is Elizabeth Bathory!!”

“… … .”

It was an introduction brimming with narcissism.

That’s why the cabin crew stared at her.

There were many things to tackle, but there was one thing that had to be done first.

“Aren’t there any beauties in the East?”

“What!?”

“I’m covering it up with makeup, but my skin is a bit… … .”

“… … !!”

Bathory flinched and shook his shoulders at Hongryeon’s remark.

She knew it too.

I traveled in the winter and my skin got a bit damaged.

Although she was somehow taking care of it with makeup, Hongryeon’s sharp eyes saw right through it.

That’s why she stared at Hongryeon intently.

Surprisingly, her skin was flawless.

No, it’s not just her.

Except for those with fur like the Suin tribe, everyone’s skin was so clean and elastic that it would not be an exaggeration to say it sparkled.

‘Oh my. Oh my. Look at them. What kind of cosmetics do they use?’

“You guys. How do you take care of your skin?”

“I don’t really do anything. I just eat the food that Lee Han makes… … .”

“I get massages sometimes.”

“Oh. I see.”

When I came home from work in the summer, my skin would sometimes feel hot.

At that time, Lee Han had given her a massage using the vegetables and herbs he had grown.

Other than that, I didn’t do any special skin care.

“A massage? Can I get that too?”

“Well, it doesn’t really matter. But if you’re a vampire, why are you here?”

“Ah. That’s it. Walter said he’d introduce me to Lee Han, the owner of this place… … Huh? What’s this?”

“It’s called Blue Marble. Do you want to join us?”

“Oh, my? Are you okay?”

“Of course. Oh. Try some of that too.”

“Oh! It’s a cookie? Is it covered in honey?”

He had sharp eyes and a delicate appearance, which made him look sharp, but he also seemed somewhat carefree, which made the cabin family members let their guard down.

That’s why they didn’t stop Bathory from participating in the game.

Since Seria is in an overwhelming lead anyway, we have to do it again.

“Was your name Elizabeth Bathory?”

“Just call me Bathory.”

“Anyway. Let’s eat together with Seria and do it again. How about the first place winner be the one to choose the dessert that Lee Han will make later?”

A new game began with Bathory joining naturally.

While they were playing happily, Lee Han, who was in the greenhouse, got up from his seat.

“Why are you like that?”

“Walter is here.”

As soon as he finished speaking, the greenhouse door opened.

To maintain the greenhouse’s unusually warm environment, he immediately closed the door.

“Are you here?”

“Um. I brought Bathory… … .”

That was when.

A vibration sound was heard from the crystal ball in Lee Han’s arms.

Lee Han nodded slightly, made Walter wait, and picked up the crystal ball.

-Hey. Lee Han. As expected, a vampire from the Force of Chaos came to visit.

“What happened, Mr. Jones?”

-Thanks to the armor you made for me, there wasn’t much damage. And the list helped me out a bit.

‘The list?’

-You’re using what I made for you properly, right? And the arrow, too. Thanks to that, I was able to catch it easily.

“That’s good. What about the other vampires?”

– From what I heard from him, it seems like he ate other vampires. Aishi. Yosra. Vulcan. I think he killed these three.

Lee Han looked at Walter.

Looking at your bitter expression, I think I need to have a drink today.

“Okay, thanks for your hard work, Walter. Are there any more guests coming?”

“There isn’t any.”

“I see. I understand. Shredder. I think it’s time to come back.”

Just in case, I had Schrader waiting at Walter’s cabin.

Lee Han, who had been hiding there and asked Jones and Walter to help him if something happened, took his hand away from the herb he was touching.

“It seems the forces of chaos have begun to move.”

“That’s true. Still, I’m glad Walter and Jones are safe.”

I don’t know any other vampires.

Lee Han, who thought that it was okay as long as the two of them were safe, lightly patted his back, unable to shake off his bitterness.

“Even though he was greedy, he was not the type of person to harm his own kind… … .”

“That’s how it is when you become corrupt. Okay. Let’s go eat dinner. I miss you, Elizabeth.”

Lee Han came out of the greenhouse with him and went into the cabin.

It was quite noisy inside the cabin.

“Ohhhhhhhhh!! Look at this beautiful dice roll!”

Everyone cheered at the sight of a blonde girl throwing dice in a bizarre pose.

Lee Han pointed at her without saying a word.

“That’s right. That girl is Elizabeth Bathory.”

“Hmm. When you said you were Walter’s friend, I thought you were a quiet person.”

Walter is always polite and calm.

That’s why I thought his friend had a similar vibe, but he’s acting so bashful.

The explanation gave a sly smile to the trembling boy.

“But he fits the mood well. I’ve never seen anyone who matches their tension so well.”

“Well, that’s true.”

It’s quite heartwarming to see dwarves and elves enjoying Jenga and even the Blue Marble.

Lee Han watched them and clapped his hands lightly.

“Huh? Lee Han! You’re here?!”

“Ohhh~! Are you Lee Han? Nice to meet you! If I were to speak with this body, I would say that I was born with the most beautiful appearance in the beginning, am living the most beautiful life, and am considered the most beautiful woman. The most beautiful in the eastern part of the continent, the strongest hunter, and also famous as a singer! My name is Elizabeth Bathory!!”

“Nice to meet you. This is Lee Han.”

“Hmm… … .”

Bathory got up from his seat and approached Lee Han, staring intently at him.

The red eyes of a girl who looked to be around the same age as the tree were fixed on him.

“Do you have anything to say?”

“You’re definitely not a human from this world, are you? You smell different. Your smell. I don’t think I can make you a blood relative. Well. I guess it’s fine. Do you have anything to say to me?”

Lee Han nodded toward her as she took a pose.

“I guess you had a hard time traveling. Your skin is a bit… … .”

“… … Ah. Right. I already had a lot of things I wanted to ask you, so this is good.”

She quickly pointed to the cabin crew.

“I know that farming is not easy. The people I know who farm under the sun have tanned and rough skin because they work there. So why are these people here better off than me, who pours in gold every day to manage it?”

“Eat well, sleep well… … and um… … maybe it’s because of the massage?”

“massage?”

“That’s a good thing. I was hoping to try the herbs I just got. I heard they’re good for your skin too.”

She tilted her head at Lee Han’s words.

“I know some herbs that are good for your skin. Which ones are you talking about?”

“It’s called Red Vera Aloe.”