The Spoon Villain Is Obsessed with the Hero Again Today - Chapter 100



I Am the Perverted Underwear Thief, No-Panty Manga Maniac, King of Big Boobs Monster (3)

“Who stole the panties?”

Yoo Ji-woo, who had just returned from the seminar, perked up one ear. It was a question of whether it was true.

“Indeed.”

I nodded. For reference, I was wearing a non-woven fabric below. It was something I randomly picked from the lab.

“They stole not only my underwear but also my pants.”

“Wow. They took men’s underwear because there was nothing else to take? There’s no other word for it but pervert.”

“The important point is that it was brand new, bought less than two weeks ago.”

“So, do you have any suspects? Was there anyone else in the gym?”

“Hmm.”

I tried to recall. Who was in the gym earlier?

“Well, I was so focused on working out that I didn’t notice who was around. Besides, there’s no CCTV in the gym.”

This was true. I was so engrossed in my workout that I didn’t notice who came and went. It was impossible to find the culprit based on memory alone.

Did anyone even come in the first place?

“Sigh. Then there’s nothing we can do.”

Jiwoo Yoo sighed deeply and headed somewhere. It was towards a box of miscellaneous items.

Clatter, clatter.

After rummaging through the box, he pulled something out.

“We have no choice but to use this.”

It was about the size of a walkie-talkie. He brought out some kind of device.

I asked.

“What is that?”

“A tracker. I made it for my final exam project.”

“Can you find the lost underwear with that?”

It’s not like the underwear has a GPS attached to it. How can he find my underwear with just that?

I didn’t quite understand, but since it was something Jiwoo Yoo made, I had a bit of hope.

“Hey, Rock. Let me borrow your helmet.”

“Oh.”

Just like last time, Jiwoo Yoo borrowed Rashid’s helmet. Rashid handed it over without any suspicion.

“Watch closely.”

Tap, tap. Jiwoo Yoo grinned and tapped the helmet a few times.

And then.

Rattle─!

He suddenly opened the lab window.

Whoosh─!

He threw the helmet outside.

“Hey, you jerk! What do you think you’re doing throwing someone else’s stuff without permission? That guy is completely insane too!”

The person who was angry here was not Rashid, but Kang Tae-hoon, who was watching from the side.

For reference, Rashid remained expressionless and unresponsive, as if nothing had happened.

“Wait a minute. I’ll be right back.”

Yoo Ji-woo calmed Kang Tae-hoon, assuring him not to worry. Then he spoke to Rashid.

“Rock. Just give me one strand of your hair.”

“Oh.”

Pop. Rashid plucked a single strand of his hair right there. It was slightly curly.

“Now, if we put this hair into the machine…”

“This tracker will analyze the hair’s surface. It will soon find objects in the vicinity with the same composition.”

If that’s true, finding the helmet shouldn’t be difficult. After all, the helmet would also have the same hair’s surface on it.

Beep. Beep. Beep.

As soon as the hair was inserted, the tracker made a sound. Then, specific distance and direction were displayed on the screen installed in the tracker.

“Ta-da. Now all we have to do is find the lost helmet.”

Yoo Ji-woo handed the tracker to Rashid.

“Oh.”

Rashid took the tracker and went outside. He was going to find the helmet himself.

A moment later.

“Oh.”

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Rashid appeared with the lost helmet. It hadn’t even taken three minutes.

“Hehe. How about that? With this, it should be easy to find my panties too, right?”

“Awesome.”

I’m already looking forward to it. I wonder what kind of crazy pervert stole my panties. I want to see that face quickly.

If I catch the culprit, what should I make them do first? Should I have them walk around the school like me, without any panties on?

Or maybe it wouldn’t be bad to publicize it in the community. Announcing a panty thief at Han-yul Military Academy to all the students.

“Then can I just pluck my hair the same way?”

Just as I was about to pluck my hair like Rashid did earlier.

“No, no.”

Yoo Ji-woo shook his head.

Afterward, he said to me.

“Since it’s underwear, of course you have to pull out the pubic hair.”

*

“Ugh… what on earth have I done…?”

Returning to the dormitory, Arna tore at her hair in self-loathing.

“No matter how you look at it… this isn’t right…”

On the floor lay her pants along with a neatly placed pair of underwear. Wine-colored square-cut boxer briefs.

Of course, they weren’t Arna’s. They were clearly men’s underwear.

More precisely, they were the warm briefs that Shin Yoon-seong had just stolen from the men’s changing room a few minutes ago.

That’s right.

They were Shin Yoon-seong’s underwear.

“Am I really going to become a pervert…? Arna Christine Dothir…?”

She had committed an absurd act. What kind of mindset had led her to touch someone else’s underwear?

There was no helping it. At that moment, an unnamed desire wriggling within Arna had surged forth. She had crossed a line that should not have been crossed.

“What… should I do now…?”

The water had already been spilled. There was no way to gather it back. Shin Yoon-seong’s underwear had already been stolen, and it lay there boldly in the room.

The fact that Arna had stolen the underwear would never change.

“Oh, no…! Even if I can’t gather it back, I can at least clean it up…!”

At that, Arna suddenly lifted her head. The solution she had come up with was a perfect crime.

To make the fact that she had stolen the underwear completely nonexistent.

“Y-yes…! If I just return these briefs to their original place…!”

It wouldn’t be too late. She could still go back to the changing room and put the underwear back.

The issue of her conscience could be dealt with later, in private repentance.

“Indeed, this is the only way…!”

Arna hurriedly opened her wardrobe and pulled out her training clothes and running cap.

Zzip─!

Next, she opened the zipper of her sports bag. She stuffed the pants and underwear inside.

Now all she had to do was head to the gym….

“….”

Before leaving the room, Arna paused for a moment.

After that, I stared intently into the sports bag as if entranced by something.

“W-well… before putting it back… just once…”

Arna pulled out a pair of panties from the bag. Wine-colored square-cut boxer briefs, Shin Yoon-sung’s panties.

“Ha… ha….”

Who would have thought that a day would come when I would actually touch a man’s panties with my own hands? For Arna, it was like stepping into an unknown territory.

Maybe that’s why. Seeing it up close made my heart race. Hot breaths escaped my lips.

“Is it true that… he wears something like this…?”

The panties were tighter than I expected. Perhaps because they had a spandex quality, they didn’t even wrinkle. They seemed quite useful for working out.

“He must have worn them at the gym… so they must have absorbed some sweat…”

Now they were completely dry, devoid of any moisture. Still, since he had just worn them, there must be some sweat lingering.

“Ugh, ugh….”

Why am I feeling this way all of a sudden? The hand holding the panties began to move on its own. It was heading toward my face, regardless of Arna’s will.

“No, I can’t…! This kind of thing…! Only perverts do that…!”

My words rejected the panties.

But my instincts were screaming. I wanted to know more about the texture of the panties. I wanted to feel it not just with my hands, but with my cheek as well.

And even the smell…

“Ahhhhh…!”

In the end, Arna could not restrain the approaching hand. She had succumbed to temptation.

Arna tightly shut her eyes.

*

Fortunately, when I arrived at the gym, there was no one in sight. Only the quiet sound of music flowed.

“Hmm! Hmm!”

After confirming that no one was coming, Arna quickly entered the men’s changing room.

Squeak─!

I remembered exactly where I had taken the panties from. I hurriedly opened the sports bag and returned the pants and panties to their original place.

“Phew…!”

Having come this far, the mission was almost a success. After all, I had placed the panties back in their spot. They were completely out of Arna’s hands now.

I had succeeded in the perfect crime….

Beep─ Beep─ Beep─

“Hmm…?”

At that moment, a mechanical sound began to echo from somewhere. It was a sound that could belong to any electronic clock.

Could it be that someone else is in the changing room?

“The culprit always returns to the scene.”

In an instant, a voice pierced through Arna’s ears. It was the voice coming from the storage cabinet across from her.

“…!”

At this, Arna swallowed her breath. At the same time, a cold bead of sweat trickled down her spine.

“I was wondering who the pervert that stole my panties was.”

A man slowly emerged from the storage cabinet across. He was holding a strange device in his hand.

Beep─ Beep─ Beep─

What should I do? Should I run away now? Or just knock him out?

No.

It was already too late.

He was already in front of her. His eyes clearly reflected her figure.

The figure of the culprit, Arna.

“I never imagined it would be you, Arna.”

“Ah, ah…”

In this moment.

For the first time in her life, Arna felt a great fear.

She, who had never been afraid even in front of any colossal beast.

Was trembling all over at the mere presence of a man named Shin Yoon-seong.