The Spoon Villain Is Obsessed with the Hero Again Today - Chapter 105



The Unheard-of Intern (1)

Dispatch. An internship program where you work as a member of a guild during the summer vacation.

Your main affiliation is still Hanyul Academy, but during this dispatch, you have to act as a member of a guild.

Therefore, which guild you are assigned to is very important. Imagine being assigned to an unknown, insignificant guild. You might end up doing all the work but not getting any significant achievements.

But this summer is different. You don’t have to worry about that. Because I made a deal with Principal Lee Min-ho to get into a major guild.

One of the top 5 guilds representing South Korea, Geumseonggak.

“What the hell! Why is everyone in Geumseonggak? Who planned this! Who’s in charge!”

Of course, I’m not going to Geumseonggak alone.

I will be doing the internship with the people in this laboratory.

At least I won’t be bored.

“Even during vacation, I have to see these guys’ faces again? Damn it! I’ve lost my appetite!”

“Oh.”

“Hey, you little brat, do you even realize your face looks the worst here? And can’t you say anything other than ‘oh’? Huh?”

“Uh-huh.”

“Didn’t I tell you before? If you say ‘uh-huh’ one more time, I’ll kill you!”

Kang Tae-hoon was so happy that he was expressing his joy with his whole body. It was definitely a good decision to bring him along.

“The most unfair person here is none other than me! I didn’t even apply for the dispatch! So why do I have to go to the Venus Pavilion? Uwaaaah…!”

Similarly, Kim Han-bit’s reaction was a work of art. For some reason, he was shedding tears of joy.

I’m really glad to see that everyone seems satisfied with my surprise gift. Watching everyone happy makes me feel proud as well.

“What’s so funny? Someone’s crying, and you’re laughing? Huh?”

“….”

Of course, I have no intention of revealing this truth to them. I can’t admit that I did it, no matter what.

Santa Claus must keep his identity a secret until the very end.

“It’s quite a distance from here to the Venus Pavilion headquarters. How is everyone planning to get there?”

Anyway.

The guild has already been decided, so there’s no turning back. The dispatch will proceed as planned.

Yoo Ji-woo asked us about the means of transportation to the Venus Pavilion.

“I knew this would happen, so I prepared everything.”

I took the car keys out of my pocket. It was an SUV boasting ample cargo space.

It’s perfect for camping and completely suitable for field use.

“Huh? You had a car too?”

Kang Tae-hoon raised his eyebrows at the sight of the car keys. I shook my head.

“Of course not. I borrowed it from the school.”

“The school lends out cars? Hey, kid, is that even possible?”

Kang Tae-hoon, unable to believe it, confirmed the fact with Yoo Ji-woo, who was part of the tech division.

Yoo Ji-woo stared intently at the car keys.

“Well, it’s not entirely impossible, but… they usually don’t lend them to students…”

Then Yoo Ji-woo asked me,

“How long can you use it?”

“Throughout the dispatch period.”

“What? Throughout? Not just for a day?”

“That’s right.”

It’s not just for going to and from the guild today. Later, for long-distance business trips or dispatch missions, this car can be used anytime.

“Finally, we’re doing something proper. If it didn’t work out, I was thinking of calling my private car.”

I never thought I’d hear a compliment from Kang Tae-hoon in my life.

In fact, I had considered using Kang Tae-hoon’s car. But I quickly gave up.

In a way, dispatching is also part of education. No matter how you think about it, it doesn’t make sense to ride a private car with a chauffeur during educational activities.

There might be a time when we have to go to a combat zone. We can’t involve civilians or people unrelated to the school in such situations.

Kang Tae-hoon must have had that in mind too.

“So, are we ready to depart now?”

Kang Tae-hoon took the first step.

The destination was set, and we had a means of transportation. There was no reason to stay here any longer.

“Before that.”

But before departure.

We had forgotten the most important thing.

“Who’s going to drive?”

We have a car, but no one to drive it.

We need to decide that here.

“Driving? Weren’t you going to do it?”

“I’d love to, but as you can see, I don’t have a license.”

I can drive if I take the wheel right now. But I, Shin Yoon-sung, don’t have a driver’s license.

As a result, I can’t sit in the driver’s seat.

“What? I don’t have a license either. You don’t have one either, do you, Blackie?”

“Oh.”

Kang Tae-hoon, who usually has a chauffeur, wouldn’t have a driver’s license. The same goes for Rashid, who is from overseas.

“I have one.”

Then Yoo Ji-woo held out a card. It was a driver’s license with his photo on it.

“What? You, kid, have a driver’s license?”

“Hehe. How about that? Impressed?”

Yoo Ji-woo proudly puffed out his chest. He seemed to expect everyone to applaud.

“Pfft, pffthaha!”

“Hahaha! You, kid, driving? With that height? Can you even reach the pedals properly with those short legs? You’d need at least two Big Macs under your shoes to barely reach!”

Crash─!

Yoo Ji-woo didn’t hold back and bit Kang Tae-hoon’s hand. Just like a dog.

“Argh! You crazy Chihuahua! Let go! Do you really want to die?”

Honestly, I don’t want to let Yoo Ji-woo take the wheel either. She’s a great engineer, but driving is a different matter.

“Excuse me.”

Finally, Kim Han-bit, who had been watching, spoke up. He took something out of his wallet.

It was a driver’s license.

“Well, I’m a technical student too. I should at least have a license.”

When he was crying and making a fuss earlier, and now he smoothly took the car key from my hand.

My eyes weren’t wrong.

Bringing Kim Han-bit was the right decision.

*

“My princess! Daddy’s home!”

This is the headquarters of Geumseonggak, one of the five major guilds in Korea. The head of Geumseonggak, Park Won-hyuk, entered the representative’s office.

“I brought a gift for my princess!”

He was holding a large suitcase, probably just returning from an overseas business trip.

“Oh, you’re back, sir?”

And greeting Park Won-hyuk was a young girl. She was Park Ha-yul, the executive secretary of Geumseonggak.

She looked like she was in her late teens.

“When we’re alone, you can call me Dad, not sir.”

“Oh, come on! What’s with your outfit, sir! Who wears a polo shirt with the collar up these days! So tacky!”

“My daughter… doesn’t listen to her dad at all…”

Park Ha-yul frowned and fixed her dad’s unfashionable collar.

“Hmm?”

In the meantime, Park Won-hyuk noticed something. There was something new in the trophy and plaque cabinet.

“Princess. What’s that plaque? I haven’t seen it before.”

“Oh, that? It’s from the association. What was it again? An excellence award for technological innovation in the first half of the year? Something like that.”

“Oh, come on. It was from the association? I thought it was an award from the Hero Management Department.”

Park Won-hyuk went to the cabinet. He took out the new plaque and placed it in the least noticeable corner.

“Anything else happened?”

“Uh. Today, interns from Hanyul Academy are coming. They should be arriving soon….”

“Wow. Has that time already come? Time really flies.”

Rookies are joining the guild. Although it’s just for a short while, they are still colleagues who will live the guild life together.

I wonder what kind of guys will come this year. Super aces who are immediately ready for action? Or hopeless cases that make you shake your head?

Whatever it is, I hope interesting newcomers join.

“Oh, and this.”

After that, Park Hayul handed over something like a notice.

“What is that? A speeding ticket? Or a parking violation?”

“It’s a penalty notice. You tampered during the last physical test, remember?”

“Ugh….”

Of course, he remembered. During the first half physical test conducted by Hanyul Academy, Park Wonhyuk had made a scouting offer to Rashid.

He had proposed that Rashid drop out of school and join their Geumseongak guild, along with a huge signing bonus.

“Ryu Jungmin….”

Of course, the contract offer ended in failure. There was an interferer in the middle. Someone had reported the tampering to the school.

Park Wonhyuk knew well who the culprit was. It was none other than his schoolmate and now the guild leader of Yeonwol, Ryu Jungmin… It was all her doing.

Thanks to her, Geumseongak was hit with a penalty bomb.

“She was planning to tamper too… Where did the spirit of partnership go?”

Park Wonhyuk gritted his teeth as he looked at the amount written on the notice.

In fact, there was another person behind Ryu Jungmin’s report. It was Shin Yunseong, the one Ryu Jungmin coveted.

Shin Yunseong had given the tampering information to Ryu Jungmin, and Ryu Jungmin had reported it to the school.

If it weren’t for Shin Yunseong, Rashid would be active in Geumseongak by now. And there would be no need to pay the penalty.

“Shin Yunseong, that bastard… Just wait until you show up in front of me… I’ll pluck out as many hairs as the penalty amount… Exactly one strand per ten thousand won…!”

Beep─!

At that moment, the intercom installed on the luxurious executive desk rang. It was a call from the information desk on the first floor.

─Sir, the interns have just arrived.

“Ah. Send them up to the CEO’s office.”

─Yes, understood.

Getting hit with a penalty is a bit painful, but it can’t be helped. After all, the tampering was a fact.

Let’s just consider it bad luck.

Knock knock.

Not long after, there was a knock on the door. It seemed the interns had already arrived.

As expected, our guild’s elevator is the best. It’s different from the facilities at Yeonwol in the outskirts of Gyeonggi-do.

“Come in.”

Park Won-hyuk shouted towards the door.

Creak─

Soon, the door opened, and fresh rookies appeared.

“Long time no see, CEO.”

“What….”

For a moment, Park Won-hyuk’s face hardened like a stone.

Of all people, it had to be Shin Yoon-sung, who had once messed with our guild. And Rashid, who had slipped away before, was with him.

What made him even angrier was the shameless greeting, showing no sign of remorse. Had he already forgotten what he did to Geumseonggak?

“You bastard!”

In a situation where any person would naturally lash out, Park Won-hyuk grabbed Shin Yoon-sung by the collar.

“There’s a limit to shamelessness! How dare you show your face here! Are you even human?”