The War of Resistance - #1309 - Chapter 1300: disgraceful mouth
“It’s so delicious!” Ma Erhuzi in the kitchen chewed, the corners of his mouth were blackened, as if he had a mustache!
“Are you here to help or steal something?” an old soldier reprimanded him.
“I’m here to help and steal food at the same time, what’s wrong?” Ma Erhuzi didn’t expect the veteran to scold him, he was taken aback for a moment, then poked his neck and said.
“Fuck, no way, how can I eat alone, share some with me!” the veteran said angrily.
Ben stared at the big-eyed and ignorant poor Ma Erhuzi and laughed instead of anger when he heard this: “Here!”
He rubbed and blew a wheat ear that had just been burned with his strong hands, and the wheat crumbs flew away, leaving red and black grains behind.
The veteran took the wheat grains and chewed them in his mouth. The smell of burnt wheat grains made him deeply intoxicated.
Does this veteran have a strange expression? Not surprising at all!
Eating is always the first survival need of people.
In peacetime, some people would do pornography, gambling, and drugs to seek money. In wartime, people can tap their potential infinitely in order to survive. It is not surprising how strange the expression is when they enjoy the aroma of food.
“Here, I still have this!” Ma Erhuzi spread out his palm again, and there were still burnt wheat grains inside.
Ma Erhuzi also harvested wheat for his family before he joined the army, because wheat is also grown in the Northeast, but there are not only “soybeans and sorghum all over the mountains and plains”.
When children are hungry, they will throw the ears of wheat on the edge of the stove and burn them on fire, then grab them and pull them out, rub them to remove the dander, and chew the wheat grains dry. It is really delicious.
The ears of wheat brought back by the veterans were all home, but Shang Zhen wanted to feed them to everyone in the whole company.
In other words, it is absolutely correct for Shang Zhen to do so.
He is the leader of the company, and he can’t treat one more favorably than another.
In other words, more than a dozen veterans dispatched together brought back a lot of wheat ears, but those veterans who were only brought back by Shang Zhen could barely eat enough, but how would it be enough for Quanlian? Wouldn’t it be necessary to turn dry rice into porridge, so that all talents in the company can share a bowl!
Because of this, Ma Erhuzi played tricks when he saw that there were too many soldiers and too little wheat, and he also joined the cooking class to work. He would light the fire to cook the wheat and rice porridge, but in fact he just rushed to the entrance of the stove. Toasted ears of wheat.
And the veteran who took care of him was Wu Sheng, the squad leader of the cooking squad, and he was already in his forties.
Seeing Ma Erhuzi handing over the wheat grains again, Wu Sheng said: “If you want to eat it, you can eat it. How can you still be full after eating this?”
“Then why can’t you be full?” Ma Erhuzi patted his pocket, which was bulging and full of ears of wheat! That was what he put in his pocket first when he sent the ears of wheat in.
“You eat it, you think I’m you? Did the cooking squad leader take the lead to steal it?” Wu Sheng said angrily.
“It’s shameless to starve to death, shameless to starve to death! What’s wrong with the cooking squad leader? You can see that the fat man hasn’t treated himself badly.” Ma Erhuzi didn’t care about Wu Sheng’s words, but then squatted down on the stove Eat roasted ears of wheat at the mouth of the pit, and by the way, Wang Qingfeng said something wrong.
At this moment, on Ma Erhuzi’s head, the cauldron with the lid on was emitting white gas from the gap in the lid. The barley and rice porridge was almost cooked, and the fire in the stove had stopped. According to the Northeast people, it is to cover it.
Just because it is covered for a while, there is no need to burn the fire again, that is to use the embers in the stove to make the wheat rice finally ripe.
But it is precisely because there is no need to burn the fire again that Ma Erhuzi can stuff the ears of wheat into the stove pit and roast the ears of wheat with the residual fire to eat, and he has to pull them out quickly, otherwise the grains of wheat will be roasted into charcoal.
Ma Erhuzi was very busy eating, not only because he wanted to pull out the wheat ears that would soon turn into charcoal, but also because there were already uncontrollable excited discussions in the yard outside the house.
Of course, everyone in the whole company has already been waiting in the yard, waiting to eat wheat porridge!
Just now he mocked himself for being shameless, that was just self-deprecating, it would be bad if others saw him roasting ears of wheat here.
But just as Ma Erhuzi roasted a few ears of wheat, kneaded them, blew them, and put the grains in his mouth to chew, he heard a “coax” from the yard outside. The sound of the crowd.
The sound was so loud that it startled Ma Erhuzi, who still wanted to roast the ears of wheat, so he stopped touching the ears of wheat from his pocket, stood up and ran out of the kitchen.
But when he went out, he saw that the veterans of his original group had gathered together in the yard, and outside were the soldiers of the original guard company.
There are more than a hundred of their guards in the yard, and if they get together so much, it stands to reason that he can’t see clearly what’s going on in the crowd.
But he saw at a glance that there was a person in the crowd who was half a head taller than the others, that person was almost as tall as Gu Man, the tallest of them, but that person was really stupid!
There was so much commotion in the yard just now, and it turned out that it was the old stupid who came back. No wonder there was such a commotion.
“Hey, the big idiot is back!” Ma Erhuzi was also excited at the time, so he squeezed into the crowd with a loud voice.
Ma Erhuzi didn’t see Bai Zhan and the little Taoist Li Qingfeng, so it must be because those two people were not as tall as the old and stupid, but they were blocked by others.
Sure enough, when Ma Erhuzi yelled, some soldiers naturally stepped aside.
The soldiers of the former guard company have reached a consensus. It is recognized that the veterans brought back by Shang Zhen are a small circle, and sometimes they can speak better than the three platoon leaders!
It’s just that at this time, Ma Erhuzi saw that it was Bai Zhan and Li Qingfeng who were covered by the crowd, but when everyone saw him, there was a surprised expression on their faces, and then they laughed loudly.
Ma Erhuzi didn’t realize it, but he was still pushing forward!
It’s just that he also squeezed into the middle, and Old Hat Wang, who was also standing in the middle, pointed at his nose angrily and cursed: “Don’t be embarrassing here, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com first wipe your mouth clean before come over!”
“Ah?” Ma Erhuzi heard the words, subconsciously stretched out his hand to touch his mouth, and looked at his hand, but it turned black again.
At this moment, Ma Erhuzi realized that when he ate those grains of wheat earlier, he had rubbed his mouth black!
Just imagine, it was wheat ears thrown on the unburned ashes at the mouth of the stove to roast. Once the wheat ears were burned by the fire, they had to be pulled out quickly, rubbed the wheat husks and crumbs on them with their hands, and then put the wheat grains into the oven. Throwing it in the mouth, it would be impossible if the process was not stained with black ash!
Everyone is from the Northeast, and they have all seen or planted wheat before. Who doesn’t know what’s going on?
So Ma Erhuzi made a big fool of himself this time!
His own behavior of eating roasted wheat grains was directly “written” on his mouth, so Old Mao Wang called him shameful!
(end of this chapter)