There Was a Porter Who Would One Day Be Called a Prophet - There Was a Porter Who Would One Day Be Called a Prophet chapter 253

253 – Sincere Advice

“Police officers these days have no professionalism. Why is the people’s cane ignoring the voices of the citizens?”

“You’re talking about getting hit with a cane. If it were you, would you go out?”

Young-seok couldn’t bear to watch his friend try to walk down the path of World Pedo without going to any other level.

This guy made a strong plan to bring in public power.

-This matter is not under our jurisdiction. Contact gaming-related associations or women’s groups.

However, fortunately, his plan was foiled by police officer Kang Mo, who was drinking honey at the station, who advised him to refrain from making such prank calls in the future, along with a remark of avoidance of responsibility.

“Ugh… Even if the coverage has only begun.”

“I’m the only one being f*cked, damn it.”

The sight of him uttering the magic words that move public power sent shivers down my spine. Did you decide to bury someone?

“More than that, when I sent the photo, they said a lot of things like I don’t like this because it’s like that, I don’t like that because it’s like that, and then it came out in the end?”

The guy looked at me putting a lot of pressure on my clothes and asked, “If that’s the case, what was the point?”

“If I continue like this, my career path is to become the first headmaster of Hogwarts. What should I do then?”

“It sounds like you’ve come to terms with reality. Is it because of your mood?”

I remembered the woman in the photo he sent me and opened her mouth.

“Well, her face is nice, but you know what. You don’t know until you see it in person. And if it’s a girl…”

“You have to have big, pretty breasts and no tattoos, and if you can’t, you have to have big hips, and if possible, you have to have no experience?”

“I know. Professional bombers are different after all.”

“Don’t you often hear from people around you that you have no conscience?”

After reading an adult magazine I found in his uncle’s room when I was young, and at the same time opening my eyes to s*x, I often clashed with this guy about what a woman is.

– It has been said that a woman’s family will be happy only if she has good milk. It is said that a woman is like a ram, so how can you turn your eyes away from that? No matter how many scoundrels who falsely inflate the size are rampant these days, this is a problem directly related to happiness, so I hope you will not open your mouth about this any more.

You don’t have to look at anyone unless you have big breasts, and Yeongseok calls it foolish to ask for conditions other than that.

-I accept the Superintendent’s opinion to a certain extent, but I cannot help but feel deplorable at his narrow-minded perspective. A person’s preciousness is not limited to one thing, so how can we judge everything based on size? You don’t always have to breastfeed, but being satisfied with that is no different from being foolish and kicking happiness in the foot.

It is good to have it, but my position is that other things should also be considered.

-Oh, this person is going to be in big trouble. When seniors go to the market, do you know what basis they put fruit in their shopping carts? Only after touching the fruit several times can you finally get the full fruit. For a person who ignored the know-how of his ancestors from the past, he has never experienced anything successful, so why should he say such nonsense!

-Now times have changed. Shape rather than size. The time has come to value balance over appearance. No matter how good the rice cake looks, it is good to eat, but it is the lower mouth that savors each other, not the upper mouth. Are you saying that you can’t see this trend of the times in your eyes?

Except for the commonality of having a pretty face, they have not been able to mix like water and oil for over ten years.

-Because you have such high standards, I think you may have had no relationship with a woman until you were half-fifty.

-If you are born a man, it is natural to pursue romance. Seeing how obsessed the Daegam is with something so big, I wonder if this is a last-ditch measure to appease the emptiness of his inner self.

Our confrontation was rampant, but there was a line that he and I couldn’t cross.

-hehehe. The way he poops with his mouth is truly outstanding. When you say that, it makes you sound like someone who has had a relationship with the opposite s*x.

-Hey, you f*cking bastard.

No matter how much the theory supports, if it is not supported by practice, it is nothing more than a cry from a loser.

It was such an unfair fight that even after I died and woke up, I couldn’t defeat the experienced guy.

Youngseok shook his head and put his hand on my shoulder and said.

“Ha… Okay, everything else is good. But does it make sense that a woman who satisfies those conditions has no experience yet?”

Young-seok says that the reality is that mature leaves break off before they become adults, so he tells them to lower their hurdles.

“People like you approached me by pretending to be church brothers, so the seed dried up. Now I see that you were the problem. Aren’t you the pedo, not me?”

“I was a student at the time too. Why is it a pedo?”

“Still, you can say that I am a proud Korean who is based on Confucianism! Be careful what you say, sir!”

“Stop it, you crazy bastard!”

In the end, the difference of opinion was not resolved this time, and we ended up going to a restaurant where the woman we were introduced to was waiting.

“The f*ck, I’m so nervous? Isn’t there something like Cheongsimhwan?”

“If you eat that, your mouth will smell bad, can you handle it?”

That’s true too.

“What are you afraid of? A man’s pride is his pride, bastard. Straighten his shoulders.”

“A man has pride….”

I kept muttering about my pride, took a deep breath, entered the store, and started looking for the woman in the photo.

“Youngseok.”

“Why?”

“No matter how much a girlfriend is a fantasy animal, don’t you think it’s too much to not show up already when the relationship hasn’t progressed to that level yet?”

“Strange? He’s not the kind of kid who’ll be late…”

Then someone recognized us from a distance and waved.

Long purple hair that reaches down to her waist, natural makeup that appears to be bare, and a slender upper body but glamorous lower body, a heterogeneous proportion that is difficult to find in Korea.

At the same time, it couldn’t be better to see that his heart was so warm.

‘Is this the woman who will become my wife?’

I tapped my elbow and asked the grateful person who had prepared this place.

“Hey, the real thing is better?”

“You idiot, you’re a completely different person…”

The guy tilted his head, took out his phone from his pocket, and made a call.

“Oh, it’s me. Aren’t you a restaurant now? What? You’re a substitute? Why are you saying that now… The boss is at the Labor Office because he wasted his salary…?”

As the phone call went on, Youngseok’s face became more and more distorted.

Hmm. Looking at the situation, it appears that he was unable to come out due to unavoidable circumstances, so he stepped forward in his place.

‘Rather good.’

They keep waving their hands like that, but it’s not polite to ignore them.

When I got closer and introduced myself, the answer came back from the other side.

“I’ve heard a lot about it. They say it’s information that came out in Dahyun’s place.”

Who is Dahyun? The only person in front of me right now is Bora.

She looked innocent, but there was something about her that drove people crazy.

The color that cannot be hidden is flowing and makes you want to take a rest somewhere right now.

She opened her mouth as she became more assertive and corrected her position.

“You look better in real life than in pictures. I could live off just your face.”

What is it? Are you saying there’s nothing special about it except the face?

When I gave Youngseok a look asking for an interpretation, he shook his head.

It’s not like that, so don’t be upset, you idiot.

I’ve been with him for 20 years.

Now I can tell what they are thinking just by looking at their eyes.

That was the time when we overcame many hardships and got to know each other little by little through Youngseok.

“Then, you two can talk slowly. I’ll just get up.”

My heart sank when I saw Youngseok suddenly saying he was leaving.

Where are you going? Are you saying you’re going to leave me alone in this important place?

“Wait a minute. We have something to talk about.”

I headed to the smoking area, dragging the obnoxious cub who was trying to carry it alone.

“What are you doing now? What if you leave me alone?”

“Anyway, I don’t even know this person, so if I stay there, it’ll only be a distraction?”

“Objectively, I have a better face, so I don’t feel like it’s much of a hindrance.”

“Excuse me, but can I just grind one piece of bamboo bread?”

The guy who was arguing with me for a while took out a cigarette, put it in his mouth, and lit it.

“Phew… Listen carefully to what your brother says from now on.”

“Damn my brother. But I heard you quit smoking.”

“There is a good reason for everything. Anyway, I have felt fear once while sleeping with several women.”

“You are so confident in saying that you have committed countless adulteries, Choi Young-seok, a Christian from birth.”

“Shut up and listen. I’m still seeing this girl. I met her in the choir, right?”

I remember this guy’s current girlfriend. For Youngseok, who changes women every month, we’ve been dating for quite a long time.

“Ah, the one who praised her moans so loudly that they were heavenly voices?”

“When did I say something like that, you bastard Judas?”

“You’re speaking so harshly. Okay, what do you want to say?”

“Whoa… It was Christmas last year. After the church event, the two of us stayed behind to clean up, and while we were taking the decorations off the tree, they fell down and suddenly fell face down on the floor.”

Youngseok begins to realistically describe the situation of that day.

“But that day, the skirt was particularly short. Something white flashed before my eyes…”

“Wait a minute, you couldn’t be at church…”

“I now understand why humans commit sins.”

I didn’t know it would be this bad, but he was even more crazy than I thought.

“I took out one foot in such a refreshing manner, but the condom was gone?”

“…So what happened?”

But regardless, the content was very interesting. A used condom is found inside a church? How can I tolerate this?

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“It was late, so I decided to find him the next day and went home to find him. But when I woke up, he said he had a stomachache.”

“Is it possible to feel pain with your things…?”

“Listen carefully. I took him to the hospital, and no, the missing condom was found inside.”

“This is crazy…”

After hearing that, I got goosebumps.

The condom didn’t burst and a few drops leaked out, but they just put it in it and pounded it.

‘Is this an unknown fear that only the experienced can know?’

“One month before I started menstruating again. That month was definitely the bloodiest time in my 25 years of life. I heard you prayed every day?”

The guy smiled bitterly and put a burning cigarette in his mouth.

And crazy. I almost became the child’s father.

“Ah, that’s a shame. If it had happened then, you would have come to your senses.”

When I dealt extreme damage to him as usual when he showed weakness to me, Yeongseok chased away the dispersing cigarette smoke with a faint look in his eyes.

“It’s been 6 months.”

“…What?”

“A son and a daughter. They’re twins.”

The Lord did not listen to his prayer. He gave two people to take responsibility for his choices.

‘I was wondering why this bastard lasted this long….’

Young-seok has always been one step ahead of me, but now that I’m trying to get rid of Adah, he’s become a father.

Suddenly, I remembered what I had teased about the voice of heaven earlier.

“…I’m sorry. I said something unnecessary to your sister-in-law.”

“If you’re sorry, please officiate later.”

Youngseok rubbed his finished cigarette into the ashtray and took out a cigarette pack that was as good as new.

“Now, I have to stop this too.”

Then, the way he threw it in the trash can conveyed his willingness to let go of many things.

“Anyway, if you do well today, you can become an adult. But keep this in mind.”

Youngseok takes something out of his pocket and puts it in my hand.

“Be sure to use birth control.”

When he opened his hand, he was holding a box containing three 0.3 Mm ultra-thin condoms.

“Youngseok…”

“I’m giving you this so you don’t end up like me.”

I tried to take these words to heart because they came from the mouth of someone who failed, but I still have to say these words.

“Is there anything bigger? This is too small.”

“A real Judas-like bastard.”