This heavenly master is not serious - Chapter 443: Hold a funeral for yourself, high-level magic!
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Ma Long’s body was lying on the floor in the living room, still covered with white cloth, with only his head exposed. The strangulation marks on his neck were very obvious after death, because he was hanged, and his face was a little ferocious.
Before the police left, a forensic doctor was taking photos next to the body.
The appearance of Ma Long’s “ghost” surprised everyone. The police and forensic doctors looked over with fear and curiosity in their eyes.
For most of them, it was their first time seeing a ghost up close.
Malone’s ghost is very powerful.
The yin energy on his body is overwhelming, and his aura has reached the level of ghosts and immortals.
He first showed off to his parents, then looked at Xu Yang and said proudly: “Old Xu, how are you? I told you that I will become a ghost within three days… Do you believe it now?”
Xu Yang: “……”
Even with Xu Yang’s current vision, a few “f*ck” thoughts flashed through his mind involuntarily!
Ma Long, that bastard, actually killed himself in order to achieve the realm of ghosts and immortals?
You know, he has an extremely yin body.
This kind of physique is extremely rare even in the underworld. It is difficult to give birth to an extremely yin body among the billions or tens of billions of creatures in the underworld!
Even if an ordinary person has an extremely yin body, he may turn into a terrifying ghost once he dies. What’s more, Ma Long has practiced the soul refining method and cultivated the “Yin God”. The strength of the “Yin God” is comparable to that of the “Yin God”. The soul is better than that of Taoist masters in the realm of refining gods!
After his death, the “Yin Shen” transformed and immediately turned into a ghost!
And that’s not even the limit.
If the secret method can be used to drain the essence and blood out of his body, then Ma Long’s cultivation may reach the peak of the ghost fairyland, and he may even be able to condense the “immortal” law!
Don’t think this is an exaggeration.
Even the tens of billions of creatures in the underworld would be hard-pressed to give birth to an “extremely yin body”. If it didn’t have some special characteristics, what else would it be called a special physique?
People with special physiques such as the innate Taoist body, thunder holy body, and fire spirit body in the heavenly realm can all control the “immortal way” from birth!
Xu Yang sighed and said, “It’s a pity that you died too early. If you had waited until your Yin Shen reached the peak of the Ghost Fairy Realm before you died, you might be able to become an immortal directly by refining your body’s essence and blood in one fell swoop.”
“???”
Ma Long was stunned for a moment, and then with a swipe, it turned into a stream of yin energy and rushed towards his body.
Xu Yang shook his head and said: “Don’t worry about it in vain, your body is stiff and you can’t regain your soul.”
“What should we do?”
Ma Long flew out of the corpse again and cried: “Old Xu, you are the son of the emperor, there must be a way to bring me back to life.”
“You haven’t been dead for too long. If the legendary Nine-turn Golden Pill is fed to your body, there may be a chance to bring your body back to life.”
“Nine Transformations Golden Pill? Where can I find such a legendary thing?”
“I have.”
“real?”
Ma Long jumped up happily and said, “Haha, I knew you were the best to me, Lao Xu.”
“Stop daydreaming.”
Xu Yang refused without even thinking about it: “My Nine Turns Golden Pill was given to my wives by the Jade Emperor. It doesn’t belong to you… You will die when you die. There is nothing wrong with being a ghost. I will pass it on to you.” Secret Technique, you should quickly refine your bones, maybe it will allow you to condense some immortal laws and advance to the realm of earthly immortals.”
Ma Long made a sad face and had no choice but to give up.
After Xu Yang taught the secret method, he came to Ma Long’s parents again and comforted them: “Uncle, aunt, you don’t have to worry, everyone will die sooner or later. In fact, for Ma Long, death is better than life.”
“…”
The old couple was silent for a while.
They understood Xu Yang’s good intentions, but these words always sounded awkward.
Ma Long’s mother wiped away tears and said, “We can’t accept Ma Long becoming a ghost, but…but I heard that ghosts can’t carry on the family lineage. He died at a young age, so how can he carry on the family lineage in the future?”
Xu Yang smiled and said, “Uncle and auntie, don’t worry. In fact, ghosts have cultivated to the level that Ma Long is now, and can be transformed into flesh and blood. If they survive a few more ghost tribulations, they can even lose their yin energy and their souls become pure yang. When the time comes, they can reshape their physical bodies.” Fertile.”
“What’s more, with Ma Long’s qualifications, it’s not a problem to become an immortal in the future. When he becomes an immortal, wouldn’t it be easy for you to have a grandson?”
When the old couple heard this, they couldn’t help but be overjoyed.
Ma Long’s father knelt down in front of his father’s photo and cried, “Dad, did you hear that? Our Ma family is about to have an immortal…”
At this time.
Malone poked his head over.
He had just turned into a ghost and was very curious about his abilities. His body was seven or eight meters away, his neck stretched out, his eyes rolled, and he laughed and said: “Dad, Mom, I suddenly thought of something… Do you think we should hold a funeral for me?”
“???”
Ma Long’s parents were both confused.
Even Xu Yang was shocked.
Damn it!
This kind of brain circuit is probably something that only Ma Long can figure out. He has even imagined a mixed doubles situation between Malone’s parents. However, what is unexpected is…
Malone’s mother actually nodded and said: “It’s not impossible. In recent years, all the relatives and friends in our family have celebrated weddings and funerals, moved to a new house, the child is one month old, the college entrance banquet, who lives in a hospital, and we who have a serious illness. Not even a single family has been spared, and the gifts that came with them are worth hundreds of thousands, so I can take this opportunity to recycle them.”
Xu Yang: “……”
He was silent for a long time, nodded, and said, “It really should be done.”
no way.
As a native of Wucheng, he knows the customs and habits here very well.
Especially for the Hui people in Pre-town, Tongxin County, where Malone and his family are from, the minimum gift now starts at 500 yuan. If the relationship between relatives and friends is a little better, it will be 2,000 yuan, 3,000 yuan or even 5,000 yuan.
It is said that for closer relatives, gifts now start at 5,000, and often range from 10,000 to 20,000.
Xu Yang suggested: “I have something to do. I have to go to the Western Hell tomorrow. I can’t delay… How about we do it as soon as possible?”
Ma Long said: “Okay, no problem… Lao Xu, I have packed the things for the funeral for you… Dad, Mom, you inform relatives and friends, and I will make reservations for the restaurant.”
Seeing the family of three getting busy, Xu Yang always felt that something was strange…
He even found a few ghosts to come to Malone’s house to help.
On the second day.
That is the twelfth day of the first lunar month.
9am.
Malone’s funeral was held as scheduled.
Because he had drained his body with secret methods, Ma Long chose to have his bones cremated. He personally held the urn and scattered paper money along the way. Many relatives and friends of the Malone family suppressed their laughter, but they did not dare. laugh.
Originally, the Malone family had the best economic conditions among their relatives and friends.
But Malone himself did not live up to expectations.
Especially during the two years when he went to herd sheep in the mountains, he was criticized a lot. But now… no one dares to look down on Ma Long anymore!
It was because of Xu Yang in the beginning!
They all know that Ma Long is Xu Yang’s friend.
But now, it’s Malone himself.
After learning that Ma Long had the hope of “becoming an immortal” in the future, these relatives and friends couldn’t help but fawn over Ma Long… In the morning, there was an 80-year-old man begging Ma Long to extend his life.
Xu Yang didn’t bother to get involved in these matters.
After attending the funeral.
After dinner.
Xu Yang accepted the 10,000 yuan red envelope. When he got home, the girls had already packed up. There were nine ghost generals in charge of the nine ghost markets, so Xu Yang didn’t have to worry about it now.
Xu Yang turned over his hand and took out an immortal boat.
This fairy boat is not the “Qingyun Fairy Boat” that Xu Yang borrowed from Kuimulang, but the trophy he got from killing the Jiuyou monster.
Those Jiuyou monsters are the elites sent by the Jiuyou Demon Clan to the human world, and the weapons and demon soldiers they use are very extraordinary.
Most of the grades are comparable to immortal weapons, but there are differences between magic weapons and immortal weapons. The laws of the Nine Nethers contained in them are completely different from the laws of the immortal world and cannot be used directly.
But with True Lord Cheng Ming here, this won’t be a problem.
The old Taoist priest had already “refined” those “demon soldiers” and eliminated all the “Nine Nether Laws”… In this way, these “demon soldiers” became empty shells.
Ten of these empty shells were given to Lord Chengming, and ten were given to the princes. Xu Yang gave one to the old man, and threw three to the Wanshou Palace in Xishan as a treasure to protect the clan.
In addition, he also gave one piece to his wife and one piece to each of the nine ghost generals guarding the ghost market.
Don’t underestimate these “empty shells”. If you inject the Nine Nether Laws into them, they will become magic weapons. If you inject the Immortal Laws into them, they will become immortal weapons.
Even without the infusion of laws, it is still stronger than most divine weapons and Taoist weapons in the world!
This flying boat, after Xu Yang’s refining and nurturing, has transformed into a “low-grade fairy weapon”. Xu Yang named it [Watcher]. The name was inspired by a game.
Once the flying boat was activated, it became more than thirty meters long.
There is a three-story attic above the flying boat. The attic is carved with dragons and phoenixes, and there is a layer of formation inscriptions arranged outside, which is very luxurious.
“Ladies, please come on board!”
The girls boarded the ship, sat on the deck, took out snacks, drinks, snacks and other things and started eating, talking and laughing. Yunmengxi even brought a poker and asked Xu Yang to play poker together.
Xu Yang said: “You guys play first, I will practice for a while.”
Sitting on the bow deck, Xu Yang was multitasking. While controlling the ship to the west, he opened the system properties panel with a thought in his mind.
【Age】: 23 years old
[Flying Technique]: The Sutra of Flying Immortals to Save People
[Taoist]: Fire Control (Celestial Immortal), Water Control (Celestial Immortal), Five Thunder Methods (Celestial Immortal), Paper Cutting Technique (Celestial Immortal), Earth Escape Technique (Celestial Immortal), Dream Making, Earth Spirit Technique (Celestial Immortal).
[Martial Arts]: Land Flying Technique (Dacheng), Soul Searching, Disguise Technique, Eight Famous Sword Styles (Dacheng), Dahe Sword Code (Dacheng)
[Supernatural power]: Thirty-six methods of Tiangang and seventy-two methods of earth evil.
[Immortal Technique]: Taixu Finger (middle grade)
[Cultivation]: Early stage of Celestial Realm
[Magic weapon]: Supreme Master Jingming’s Seal (immortal weapon), Dragon-Slaying Sword (immortal weapon), Watcher’s Hammer (immortal weapon) (top quality Taoist weapon).
[Merit value]: 26 million.
[Storage space]: 10,000 cubic meters
The system panel hasn’t changed much.
A total of 26 million merits were obtained by Xu Yang by scaring the flower fairies in the “Taiwei Yuqing Palace”.
Xu Yang looked inside himself.
Within his body, thick immortal laws stand out, with immortal lights intertwined on them. There are more than 2,500 in total!
After the New Year, Dai Temple ushered in a new wave of “tourists”, and those tourists and pilgrims could provide Xu Yang with a large amount of “the power of incense and faith” every day, making Xu Yang almost two years old even if he did not practice. Heaven can condense the three immortal laws!
This is very fast.
If other gods knew about it, their jaws would definitely drop!
After all, when you reach the realm of “Celestial Immortal”, it is normal for your cultivation level to be difficult to improve for hundreds or thousands of years.
However, Xu Yang felt very slow!
Especially after learning about the current situation of Jiuyou Blood Sea from Mr. Cui Fu, an inexplicable sense of urgency arose in his heart!
Once the Nine Nether Blood Emperor really escapes from trouble, he will definitely sweep through the underworld again!
The catastrophe it causes will even affect the entire Three Realms… And as the prince of the underworld, he is still waiting to inherit the throne. He can’t just take over a mess, right?
“I’ve really slacked off during this period.”
“The merit points have only accumulated 26 million…”
“With my current practice, it takes about 5 million merits to condense one immortal law, and 26 million merits can condense five immortal laws.”
Xu Yang pondered for a moment and made a decision, saying: “With my current level of cultivation, condensing the five immortal laws will not be a big improvement for me. These 26 million merits can be used to improve the Taixu Finger.”
Taixu Finger is a middle-grade immortal technique.
Generally, only top-notch Celestial Immortals or Golden Immortals can practice middle-grade Immortal Techniques!
Xu Yang doesn’t have much advantage over the ordinary Celestial Immortals now. It’s just that he has cultivated more magical powers, and his cultivation level is about a hundred times stronger than the “Celestial Immortal Realm” of the same realm in the early stage. Even if he goes all out, he can still Exploding the strength of the middle and late stages of the Heavenly Immortal Realm.
But if one can cultivate the “Taixu Finger” to great perfection, he will be invincible even at the peak of the Heavenly Immortal Realm!
“Maybe I have to find a way to learn more middle-level or high-level immortal arts!”
“High-grade immortal arts are almost impossible for ordinary heavenly immortals and golden immortals to successfully cultivate. Only some top golden immortals can master them. But for me, as long as the merit value is enough!”
“If I can master a high-level immortal technique, then I will probably be invincible in the realm of heavenly immortals!”
“Ding!”
“The merit value is -1 million.”
“Taixu finger +1.”
“Ding!”
“The merit value is -1 million.”
“Taixu finger +1.”
“Ding……”
A series of system notifications sounded in his mind, and Xu Yang secretly changed his mind and came up with the idea of ”high-quality immortal skills”.
High-grade immortal skills are not only difficult to practice, but also rare!
Go to heaven to ask the Jade Emperor for it?
“No, no.”
Xu Yang quickly rejected this idea: “I only met the Jade Emperor once. He gave me the Nine Turns Golden Pill. It was probably for the sake of my father, Emperor Fengdu… If I ask him for high-grade immortal skills, I can’t bear to look like this!”
Looking for Mr. Cui Fu?
Xu Yang consumed all the remaining 26 million merit points in one go, and finally raised the “Taixu Finger” to the level of Xiaocheng.
He took out Cui Fujun’s decree.
I am going to ask Mr. Cui Fu to “borrow” a high-grade immortal skill to practice.
Anyway, the entire underworld will be yours from now on, so it is reasonable to ask Mr. Cui to “borrow” your magic!