This side effect is awesome - Page 40
The two sisters followed the crowd into Shengyun Building, and seeing how handsome the two sisters looked after they were disguised as men, girls who were interested in it surrounded them.
“The two young masters are so handsome. They look a little embarrassed. It should be the first time they have come to our Shengyun Building. Why don’t you ask the concubine to take the two young masters around.”
“The slave family has met the two young masters. Are the two young masters coming to play with the slave family tonight? The slave family can do everything.”
“If the two young masters are interested in him, he can give the two young masters a discount.”
……
The two sisters pushed away the entangled girls in a bit of embarrassment, ran towards Zhulin Xiaoxuan who had inquired, and soon came to the vicinity of Zhulin Xiaoxuan, and saw the situation inside through the blue window.
In the courtyard of Xiaoxuan in the bamboo forest, there was a masked man in shiny obscene clothes playing games with a group of beauties.
The masked man moved unhurriedly, looking chic and brisk, and soon caught a pure and beautiful beauty: “Another one, let me kiss one.”
“Come on…”
“Lang Jun is good or bad, let him go quickly, he has surrendered.”
“If you admit defeat, then feed the gentleman a glass of wine, and the gentleman will let you go.”
“Okay, what does Lang Jun let people feed, is it also a mouth?”
……
Accompanied by singing and dancing, the masked man played games with a group of Yingying and Yanyan, which was indescribably joyful.
The little girl in Tsing Yi quickly covered her eyes: “My God, is this Mr. Zhao Xiyu? You’re so careless.”
“To be able to write poems such as the beauty of the country and the city, naturally, it should be so romantic and suave.” But the second sister in white was stunned when she saw this scene: “I said, how can Mr. Zhao Xiyu write such beautiful poems?” His poems describe the beauty of women to the extreme, and it turned out that he has personally experienced it, so he was able to write such poems that lasted through the ages, it is really chic, and I don’t know if he will come up with masterpieces today.”
“Eh…” The little girl in Tsing Yi was speechless, this is obviously a playboy, why did the taste change in the second sister’s mouth: “Second sister, now people have seen it, shouldn’t we go back?”
The second sister in white was surprised: “Why go back, I haven’t seen enough, and I still want to make friends with Mr. Zhao today, how can I leave now.”
“No, you still want to make friends with this kind of person.” The little girl in Tsing Yi was stunned.
The second sister in white glared at him: “Mr. Zhao is just a little flirtatious. That’s not a shortcoming, why can’t you make friends with him?”
“But… but you are a woman, so you are not afraid of him… Does he have something wrong with you?” The little girl in Tsing Yi curled her lips.
The second sister in white smiled and said: “But I am a man now, and I will make friends with him in this capacity later, so you don’t have to worry about it. Besides, I am not a fool, how can I be fooled easily, I just admire Mr. Zhao It’s just poetry.”
“Okay, then let’s go in and ask him if he wants to make friends with us.” The little girl in Tsing Yi said helplessly, and was ready to push the door.
The second sister in white hurriedly stopped her: “Master Zhao is busy, why are you going in now, since you want to make friends with Mr. Zhao, you must be polite and pick a time when he is free.”
“Isn’t he playing around with the girls? There’s nothing he’s busy with.” The little girl in Tsing Yi said in a daze.
The second sister in white smiled and said: “For a romantic and talented man like Mr. Zhao, what he is doing now is a serious matter. Maybe when inspiration comes, it will be another high-quality poem. Let’s wait for Mr. Zhao to play enough.” I will visit again.”
Little girl in Tsing Yi: “…”
So the two sisters just watched the suave Mr. Zhao Xiyu fling left, right, up, down…hugging left, hugging right, kissing, kissing…it was really romantic and chic to the extreme.
The second sister in white watched with great interest, her eyes not only lingered on Song Ankang, but also occasionally fell on other beauties, and she didn’t know if she was looking for creative inspiration in it.
The little girl in Tsing Yi had a frowning face, and occasionally looked at what was happening in the yard, her little face flushed slightly, but she gradually felt a little bit interesting, and she kept yelling: “Hurry up, hurry up, as soon as you stretch out your hand, you can’t stop.” Catch it, you can kiss again…”
I don’t know how long it has passed, but Song Ankang finally lost the battle, because a beautiful woman has mastered a powerful lightness kung fu and has been hiding behind another beautiful woman, making Song Ankang unable to catch it for a long time, so it was delayed until the time Finish.
“Haha, Mr. Lang lost, now it’s time to promise us a request, what do the sisters want?”
“To write poetry, we want Mr. Lang to write poetry.”
“Yes, yes, many of us don’t even get the subtitle, so please write us another one, Mr. Lang.”
“Lang Jun’s poems are unparalleled in the world, so we still need Lang Jun’s poems.”
……
Song Ankang, who was a little drunk, looked at the beauties who were jumping for joy, nodded after thinking for a moment, and said, “Okay, since you want poems, I’ll give you some more.”
As soon as the words fell, dozens of beauties in the courtyard agreed abruptly, and all became excited.
The second sister in white who was standing at the window of the yard also came alive, her bright eyes widened, she stared at Song Ankang without blinking, waiting for his poem.
Even the little girl in Tsing Yi, who was not interested in poetry, stood up straight and watched with interest.
“Let’s start with the first one. This poem is called… Si Peng Xuan’er!”
Song Ankang picked up the jug and looked at Peng Xuan’er, who was smiling sweetly: “Xuan Xuan leaves leaves, wind light water turns moss. The sound of Yuguan is broken, and Fatingmei is seen again.”
As soon as the voice fell, there was a beautiful woman who refused to follow: “It’s for sister Xuan’er again, sir, you are too partial.”
The partiality is still behind, probably because of drinking a lot of wine, three poems about daylilies that Song Ankang had read appeared in Song Ankang’s mind, so he prepared to recite them all: “The second poem… Miss Peng Xuaner.”
“Acacia can relieve ailments, day lilies believe in forgetting worries. Plant them in front of the court, and the luxuriant ones are especially worrying.”
Hearing this poem, the eyes of the second sister in white outside the courtyard lit up, shining brightly, staring at Song Ankang without blinking, feeling faintly moved.
Poetry is one of her favorite things in her life, and her attainments in this area are not low, but she has never written any good poems, so she especially admires those who can write good poems.
If not, he would not have taken the risk to come to Shengyun Tower to find Song Ankang this time.
Although the poems written by Song Ankang this time are not as good as Peng Xuaner, the beauty of the north, and Shengyunlou Ji, they are still top-notch, especially the writing of Peng Xuaner’s name in the composition style, which is even more commendable.
At least she couldn’t do it, and even looking at the entire Xia Guo literary world, few people could do it.
Before the girls could make any noise, Song Ankang recited again: “The third poem… needs Peng Xuan’er. The wind of Wei is pleasant and beautiful, and the spring is beautiful, and the water of Qi is cold and sorrowful. It always makes the durian flowers drunk, and finally Suliflower forgets worries for now.”
There are three consecutive poems, each capital is related to daylilies, that is, Peng Xuan’er’s name is written, and each capital is not bad.
Chapter 106
Even if his attainments in poetry have not reached a high enough level, and he doesn’t even understand the meaning of these three poems by Song Ankang, he can still feel that these three poems are unusual.
Especially in writing three poems related to daylilies in a short period of time, each capital is not bad, such strength can be imagined.
Even the girls in the courtyard didn’t care about jealousy, they stayed there for a while, and then rushed towards Song Ankang frantically, calling “Lang Jun” in their mouths, so excited that they didn’t know where they were. at.
Peng Xuan’er next to her was already tearing up, she wished she could crush herself into Song Ankang’s body immediately, and never be separated again.
After today’s three poems, Peng Xuan’er might be able to take the position of the number one oiran in Shengyun Tower, even the number one in Kyoto, or even the number one in Xia.
Peng Xuan’er’s famous song “Peng Xuan’er”, the beauty of the north, has already made Peng Xuan’er famous all over the world, and now there are three poems about daylilies with the title, it is impossible for Peng Xuan’er not to become famous all over the world.
“Lang Jun, you are too powerful. I have never seen a master of poetry who is more powerful than you in the three poems between the wine fights.”
“I’m so envious of Sister Xuan’er. If Mr. Lang is willing to write these three poems for me, even if I die now, I will be willing.”
“Lang Jun, I will give you everything, myself, the ransom money I saved, and my property outside. You can also write a poem for me.”
“Mr. Lang is too biased. He even wrote three poems for sister Xuan’er. We didn’t get even one of them.”
……
The reason why Song Ankang is so eccentric is that apart from being a little drunk, he mainly wanted to comfort Peng Xuan’er, otherwise he could have taken out these three poems slowly, instead of taking out so many poems in one go, almost smashing his head All the poems about daylilies were taken out, after all, he didn’t memorize too many poems.
These days, Song Ankang has seen everything that Peng Xuaner has done for him. She really does everything she can to make Song Ankang happy and can do everything for him.
She even generously asked Song Ankang to play with her sisters. Originally, she could monopolize Song Ankang in the past three months, and Song Ankang would not have any objection to this.
Now she has to share with other sisters, and because of this, she has caused some rumors, saying that Peng Xuan’er can’t look down on her husband, especially after Sheng Yunlou remembers it.
Song Ankang also heard some nonsense remarks, so taking advantage of today’s drunkenness, he tried his best to think of three poems related to daylilies, and released them all at once.
Presumably after this incident, the rumors and gossips in Shengyunlou will almost dissipate, and Peng Xuan’er will completely establish her position in Shengyunlou.
“Good literary talent! Good poetry! Good daylilies!”
At this time, a clear voice suddenly came from outside the courtyard, and the owner of the voice was the second sister in white.
Seeing that everyone in the courtyard was looking at her, the second sister in white opened the door and came in: “I’ve been hearing that Mr. Zhao Xiyu from Shengyun Tower is unparalleled in the world in literary talent. I didn’t believe it before, but now I hear Mr. Zhao I wrote three poems during the wine fight, only then did I know that the outside world not only did not exaggerate, but underestimated Mr. Zhao.”
The little girl in Tsing Yi behind her also showed admiration. Although she didn’t know much about poetry, she could tell that the three poems related to daylilies were not bad.
Such a good three poems were written in such a short period of time, and the young girl in Tsing Yi had to express her admiration.
“These three poems related to daylilies are all top-grade. They are rarely seen in the poetry circles of the Xia Kingdom for decades, but Mr. Zhao wrote them with ease. It is really convincing.” The second sister in white continued: “Wait for these three poems. After the first poem is spread, the day lily will soon become Wangyoucao, and it will also be synonymous with Wangyou, Mr. Zhao’s way of poetry is really powerful.”
Looking at the two people in front of him, Song Ankang felt a little familiar, and stretched out his hand not to hit the smiling face. Facing the rainbow fart of the second sister in white, Song Ankang also felt very comfortable: “Your Excellency has won the prize, but it is just an occasional income. I don’t know your Excellency. yes?”
“I… next to Tang Ming, I met Mr. Zhao.” The second sister in white thought for a while, then replied like this, and then looked at the little girl in Tsing Yi beside her: “This is my little…little brother…”
The little girl in Tsing Yi hurriedly said: “I’m Tang Liu, I’ve met Mr. Zhao, but I didn’t expect your poetry to be so good.”
“Eh…” Song Ankang was stunned for a moment, and I said why suddenly there appeared two sons and brothers who were not inferior to me at all. They turned out to be women disguised as men, and their real identity was actually the second aunt of the original owner, Tang. Mingyue and her sister-in-law Tang Liuli.
The two of them obviously didn’t recognize Song Ankang who had been carefully disguised, so the pseudonym they gave was to remove the third letter of their name. If Song Ankang still couldn’t guess it like this, he would be an idiot.
No wonder it felt familiar just now, but it turned out to be someone I knew.
Looking at Tang Mingyue and Tang Liuli, who were dazzling and unparalleled in beauty, a forced smile appeared on Song Ankang’s face: “You two are overrated. I don’t know what’s the matter with you two coming here?”
Asking like this in his mouth, he was wondering if they were there when he was playing the game just now. It seems that they were there. Although he was a little drunk, Song Ankang’s spiritual perception was very strong. Tang Mingyue and Tang Liuli Found out soon.
Song Ankang felt his scalp tingling when he thought that his previous slutty posture was seen by his second aunt and younger sister-in-law. Are these two guys full? Why did they come to Shengyunlou? This is a brothel, you two A girl with yellow flowers running in, isn’t she afraid that her reputation will be ruined if it is spread out?
Once it was known to the outside world that the second Miss Tang family and the third Miss Tang family disguised themselves as men and entered the brothel, they were afraid that these two would die immediately, and the Tang family’s reputation would be ruined because of it. They were too daring.
By the way, I still seem to be wearing obscene clothes, it’s too unsightly, do you want to change it.
It’s better not to go, just watched everything, even the picture of being lifted by the girl’s clothes may be seen, it’s too late to change now, and it’s easy to attract people’s suspicion.
If this is the case, no one will know his true identity in the future, otherwise both parties will die.
“I heard about Mr. Zhao’s northern beauty Peng Xuan’er and Sheng Yunlou Ji outside by accident. So I thought twice and decided to meet Mr. Zhao in person. I hope I can make friends with Mr. Zhao. Mr. Zhao is perfect.” Tang Mingyue had no idea that the suave Mr. Zhao in front of her was her brother-in-law Song Ankang, his delicate face was full of admiration, and he said respectfully while saluting.
Chapter 107 Brother-in-law is an old monster?
Hearing that his second aunt Tang Mingyue said that he wanted to make friends with him, Song Ankang looked strange and looked at Tang Mingyue carefully.
From the face of the second aunt Tang Mingyue, Song Ankang did not see any strange expressions, such as disdain and contempt for a playboy like him, but full of appreciation and admiration.
Sure enough, it was an ancient society, and it really didn’t mind men going to brothels. Of course, if the second aunt Tang Mingyue knew his true identity, it might be a different attitude.
On the other hand, the sister-in-law Tang Liuli next to her was admiring, but she still showed contempt that couldn’t be concealed.
However, I heard that my second aunt Tang Mingyue loved poetry very much, and was even a little obsessed with it, but Song Ankang still didn’t expect her second aunt Tang Mingyue to be so obsessed with poetry.
Looking at his second aunt Tang Mingyue who was full of anticipation, Song Ankang resolutely refused: “It’s just a few tricks, Mr. Tang, don’t worry about it. If you like it, just look at it more, and just make friends.”
After all, it was his second aunt Tang Mingyue, how could Song Ankang be willing to make friends with her, if she found out his true identity, it would be over by then.
It seemed that she didn’t expect Song Ankang to refuse so simply, the second aunt Tang Mingyue was stunned for a moment, but there was no dissatisfaction on her face, instead she lowered her posture again and said, “If this is the case, I wonder if Mr. Zhao will allow me to Come often to listen to teachings and learn about poetry.”
Don’t give up!
Although he has a good impression of his second aunt Tang Mingyue and doesn’t mind teaching her everything, but thinking about his current status, Song Ankang can only refuse: “Mr. Tang also saw it. I am usually very busy. And it’s impossible to stay in Shengyun Building often, just forget about studying.”
“As for listening to teachings, that’s even more unnecessary. I’m only a little good at poetry, and I’m far behind those poets. It’s better for Mr. Tang to learn more from those seniors.”
“This…” Second Aunt Tang Mingyue didn’t seem to expect that Song Ankang would refuse even such a request, and made it clear that she didn’t want to teach her the way of poetry, and she was even unwilling to communicate.
Because the rejection was too straightforward, the second aunt Tang Mingyue was stunned for a while, and the younger sister-in-law Tang Liuli was a little dissatisfied: “Mr. Zhao, my second sister… the second brother just wants to visit you occasionally. You can refuse, and you won’t even be given such a chance.”
“Master Zhao, I won’t bother you too much, I will only visit you occasionally when Mr. Zhao is free, and please agree to Mr. Zhao.” The second aunt Tang Mingyue also lowered her posture again: “If the time comes If Mr. Zhao is inconvenient, just tell me and I will leave.”
Seeing that the second sister-in-law Tang Mingyue has put her attitude so low, if she still refuses to agree, it will inevitably arouse suspicion. If the two of them get to the bottom of him because of this, they may find out his true identity .
After all, although Song Ankang’s disguise was exquisite, there were still some similarities with his original appearance, and his origin was also problematic, so it was easy to be found abnormal.
So after thinking for a while, Song Ankang still agreed: “It’s not that I don’t want to agree, it’s just that the way of poetry is just a hobby for me. I spend most of my time practicing and accompanying beautiful women. I don’t have much In free time, if you really want to, I will see you occasionally.”
“Thank you Mr. Zhao, as long as Mr. Zhao is willing to exchange poetry with me once in a while.” Second Aunt Tang Mingyue said happily.
Song Ankang nodded: “Then you go back first, I’m busy right now, let’s exchange poetry when I’m free.”
It is impossible to be free, and he may not come here after three months. For now, let the second sister-in-law Tang Mingyue and younger sister-in-law Tang Liuli be safe, so as not to arouse their suspicion.
But these two women are really lifelike after disguised as men, they even have an Adam’s apple, how do they do it, it’s too much alike.
Those movies and TV dramas on Earth are really unreliable. How could the ancient people be so stupid? When women disguised themselves as men, they made so many flaws. Even a fool could see that they were women disguised as men, but the ancient people around them seemed to be blind. It’s the same, I can’t tell that the woman in front of me is disguised as a man.
At least if it weren’t for the stupid names compiled by the second sister-in-law Tang Mingyue and the younger sister-in-law Tang Liuli, Song Ankang really wouldn’t be able to tell that these two guys were disguised as men.
After the two left, Song Ankang almost woke up from the alcohol, so he took Peng Xuan’er and others back to the bedroom to play the next game.
Walking out of Shengyun Building, Tang Liuli pouted: “You are so arrogant, isn’t it just that you know a little poetry, why should you be so arrogant, if you can’t reveal your true identity, I must teach him a lesson.”
“Shut up!” Tang Mingyue glared at her: “It’s just that we want something from others, and it’s not normal for Mr. Zhao to refuse, and he has no obligation to guide us in the way of poetry, and with Mr. Zhao’s attainments in poetry, Also qualified to put on airs.”
“And do you think you taught Mr. Zhao a lesson? If you dare to fight Mr. Zhao today, neither of us will be able to get out of Shengyun Tower.”