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Chapter 119
Song Ankang’s painting skills on Earth are very poor, or Song Ankang on Earth has never learned painting skills, so he has no painting skills at all.
Fortunately, the original owner here knows something about this aspect. Although his painting skills are not good, they are not bad either. At least he can draw what Song Ankang wants to express.
Seeing that Song Ankang began to draw the styles of clothes, Dong Xinjie didn’t care much at first, but as each painting was freshly released, Dong Xinjie couldn’t hold back soon.
“This style of clothes is too good-looking. Did Lord Lin think of it himself? I have no other intentions. Please forgive me, Lord Lin.”
“Great, this style of clothing is amazing, I have never seen such a beautiful style of clothing.”
“Is this clothes? This… This is too revealing. Does anyone really know how to wear it? But it looks pretty.”
“Master Lin is really knowledgeable and talented. He is proficient in so many styles of clothes. If all of them are produced, the crisis facing our Baiyu Mulberry Forest will definitely be solved, and this year’s profit will definitely be extraordinary.”
“Why are they all women’s clothes, and there are no men’s clothes?”
……
In just over half an hour, Song Ankang drew dozens of clothing styles, all of which were women’s clothing, and there was no men’s clothing.
After all, as a man, who would pay attention to those men when watching small videos, he must pay attention to women, especially those places where he is not wearing clothes.
Not to mention on the street, if Song Ankang hadn’t paid attention to places where he didn’t wear clothes when he was on Earth, I’m afraid there would be more styles of clothes that he could remember.
Even so, with the clothes style in memory, it should be enough for Baiyu Sanglin to use for a long time.
When he felt that it was almost done, Song Ankang stood up and said, “Improve these clothes styles again, and change all the inappropriate places. If possible, follow these clothes styles…”
Before he finished speaking, Song Ankang paused, his gaze fell below.
It turned out that when he got up and turned around, Song Ankang didn’t notice that Dong Xinjie was already very close to him. Just as Dong Xinjie reached out to mark something with the brush on the desk, he didn’t get the brush.
Song Ankang was taken aback, what does this mean, seduce?
For some reason, Song Ankang inexplicably thought of some stories about domineering presidents and charming little secretaries on Earth, especially the various descriptions about the office, which is a bit like an alien version.
Song Ankang didn’t experience that kind of feeling when he was on Earth, but now that he has traveled to another world, he seems to have to experience it.
Song Ankang, who was already attracted by Dong Xinjie’s outfit and temperament, suddenly became angry. He hugged Dong Xinjie who was close at hand, sat back on the chair, and bit his probe.
Dong Xinjie didn’t refuse, and then she had nothing to say for three hours…
When Dong Xinjie caught the wrong place and caused the old fire to rekindle, Liu Ruyi, the oiran of Ruyifang, located in the Qinhuai River in Kyoto, also caught the wrong place.
Today, Ruyifang, which is not inferior to Shengyun Tower, held the Ruyi Conference, and launched the top oiran Liu Ruyi who meets once in ten years, and Liu Ruyi is also known as the best in singing and dancing, but she is a little short in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. .
Peng Xuaner, the century-old courtesan of Shengyun Building, was captured by the flamboyant Zhao Xiyu and Peng Xuaner, a beauty from the north. The others had no chance at all, and even money was useless.
Therefore, many wealthy businessmen and high-ranking customers bet their enthusiasm on Liu Ruyi. After a fierce competition, Liu Shizhu from Pinkang Pharmacy was successfully hired with 4000 taels of gold and became Liu Ruyi’s temporary husband for the next three months. .
For the past three months, Liu Ruyi will belong to the chubby Liu Shizhu alone. After three months of getting used to it, Liu Ruyi will also be officially listed and become a bedside plaything for all men who can afford to spend the night.
Although he was not very satisfied with this temporary husband in his heart, Ruyifang had already collected the money, what else could Liu Ruyi do, he could only put a red hijab on his head, and wait for Liu Shizhu to come and play with him.
Waiting left and right, I don’t know how long she waited, Liu Ruyi finally heard the sound of the door being opened, a trace of sadness appeared on her delicate little face, it seemed that her innocence, which had been preserved for many years, was about to be ruined by this pig up.
It’s a pity that it’s not Zhao Xiyu, the playboy, otherwise I would be willing even if I don’t charge money.
Liu Ruyi nervously waited for Liu Shizhu’s pounce, but Liu Shizhu didn’t come over after waiting for a long time, but heard a “plop”, as if someone fell down.
Could it be that Liu Shizhu’s pig drank too much and fell down?
Liu Ruyi was wondering, when she felt something touch her body, did Liu Shizhu get up again?
Liu Ruyi blushed, waiting for those hands to go up… up… up… up…
No, there seems to be something wrong, these hands seem to be a bit too hard, and why they always scratch at her clothes, not to mention deep.
Could it be that he drank too much and still needs someone to guide him?
Liu Ruyi smiled bitterly, and couldn’t help reaching out.
Liu Ruyi frowned, she didn’t care about being shy, and pulled off the red hijab, wanting to see what Liu Shizhu was up to.
But it wasn’t Liu Shizhu that came into view, but a tall and low, gray-black monster with a pig’s head, a dog’s body, and octopus claws, with black saliva still in its mouth.
Behind this monster was Liu Shizhu’s disembowelled corpse. The sound of “plop” just now was obviously the sound of Liu Shizhu’s body falling to the ground after he was killed.
“Help……”
Liu Ruyi was so frightened that she started calling for help, but just as she yelled, things that looked like octopus tentacles got into her mouth one by one, and she couldn’t make a sound anymore.
This monster has eight claws that look like octopus tentacles, and the one that touched Liu Ruyi just now was two of them. At this moment, all eight claws are inserted into Liu Ruyi’s body, absorbing the yin in her body at an alarming speed. gas.
In just a few tens of breaths, Liu Ruyi, who was originally as beautiful as a fairy, turned into a piece of skin, and her whole body was sucked dry.
The monster let out a contented “chirp” and disappeared into the shadows, looking for the next suitable target.
The Qinhuai River is not big, and Ruyifang is only a few miles away from Shengyun Tower, and the direction of this monster is obviously the direction where Shengyun Tower is located.
Fortunately, there are still many painting boats at this distance, and each painting boat is a brothel, in which there are all kinds of women that monsters need.
Chapter 120 I want to teach Thief Cao a lesson
On the Qinhuai River, singing and dancing, they didn’t even know that Liu Ruyi, the oiran of Ruyifang, had turned into human skin.
Song Ankang and Dong Xinjie didn’t even know what happened to the Qinhuai River in the Baiyulou.
After a long while, Song Ankang held Dong Xinjie in his arms, and whispered in her ear: “This is the case, do you still want to live with Wang Kun?”
“I…” Dong Xinjie hesitated: “Wang Kun treats me well and treats my family very well. We owe him too much. Now we can’t get over the difficulties in leaving me. We have to repay him something.”
Song Ankang frowned: “If you are pregnant, it can only be my child, don’t even think about other Wang Kun.”
Why should I lend my own incense to the Wang family? Even with Song Ankang’s current physique and talent, the chance of getting pregnant is not high.
Dong Xinjie was stunned for a moment, then bowed her head and said, “I understand, but give me some more time, and I’ll separate from Wang Kun after I’ve dealt with it.”
Song Ankang thought for a while, and said domineeringly: “Since this is the case, no more entanglements with Wang Kun are allowed.”
“Well, don’t worry, sir, the slave family will only belong to you in the future.” Dong Xinjie leaned in Song Ankang’s arms and said softly.
Song Ankang said with a smile: “If you are really sorry, then tell Wang Kun, I will find a way to cure his stubborn illness, so that he can marry another woman and have children in the future, I think he will definitely not refuse .”
“Really, but many doctors said that Wang Kun’s stubborn illness can’t be cured.” Dong Xinjie said pleasantly.
Song Ankang said: “Are there any extraordinary monks among those doctors?”
“How could this be possible? How could Wang Kun be able to invite such a big man like an extraordinary monk.” Dong Xinjie shook her head.
Song Ankang said with a smile: “That’s it. If ordinary doctors can’t cure it, it doesn’t mean that monks above the extraordinary level can’t cure it. If I can invite such an expert, it should be no problem to cure Wang Kun’s stubborn illness. “
“If that’s the case, then I can immediately separate from Wang Kun with peace of mind.” Dong Xinjie hugged Song Ankang tightly: “Thank you, sir.”
Song Ankang smiled slightly. Although he disdained Wang Kun in his heart and didn’t want to help him, he slept with his wife after all, and Dong Xinjie owed him a lot of kindness. Speaking of which, Song Ankang felt a little sorry for Wang Kun.
If this is the case, for Dong Xinjie’s sake, I will help him out. If this guy dares to pester Dong Xinjie again in the future, then he will be dealt with severely.
Then there was nothing to say, Song Ankang originally wanted to guard his body like a jade for a period of time, so that he could practice the Seven Injuries Demon Sutra, so that the boy’s true energy would not improve too fast and his physical fitness would not be able to keep up.
But I didn’t expect to meet a peerless goblin like Dong Xinjie again. She seemed dignified and virtuous, and of course she was like this, but her temperament was pure and charming.
And who has never thought of being Cao Cao, especially Cao Cao who has Dong Xinjie, so Dong Xinjie has a different kind of attraction to Song Ankang, not inferior to Peng Xuan’er, even more so.
Therefore, it is impossible for Song Ankang not to break the kung fu, and the improvement of the boy’s true energy will be far better than his physical fitness. Fortunately, now he only needs to deal with Dong Xinjie alone, so the number of times he will break the kung fu will be less. .
In the evening, the two left the study one after another. When parting, Dong Xinjie gave Song Ankang the key to her room.
Song Ankang understood, and left with the key. I don’t know if it’s because of the long drought and the nectar. Dong Xinjie, who is nearly [-] years old, is quite enthusiastic about this kind of thing. She is much more proactive than Peng Xuan’er. The discrepancy really made Song Ankang want to stop.
Not long after Song Ankang left, Dong Xinjie’s husband, Wang Kun, came over and blocked Dong Xinjie in Dong Xinjie’s room: “Dong Xinjie, where did you go last night?”
“You don’t have to worry about where I go.” Dong Xinjie’s pretty face turned cold, and she looked at Wang Kun coldly.
The skinny Wang Kun said with a ferocious face: “There is no antidote to that kind of poison, and the only way to get rid of it is by doing that kind of thing, otherwise you will burn yourself to death. You are living well now, are you doing that kind of thing with other wild men?” Something happened.”
“There is no antidote, Wang Kun, you are so cruel, I didn’t expect you to treat me like this.” Dong Xinjie was stunned, and looked at Wang Kun in disbelief.
Wang Kun sneered: “No matter how ruthless you are, I’m not as ruthless as you. You actually look for someone outside, do you still think I’m a husband?”
“Isn’t this what you want?” Dong Xinjie said coldly: “If you didn’t drug me, I would do this kind of thing.”
Wang Kun choked for a moment, but recovered quickly: “I did this for the sake of our future, you don’t want to be old and homeless, and I want you to conceive the seed of our Wang family, but you got it from another wild man. Borrowing incense, you shameless bitch…”
“Shut up!” Dong Xinjie interrupted Wang Kun’s words: “If you continue to scold my lord, don’t blame me for letting the guards teach you a lesson. If the lord didn’t save me, I’m dead now, and you have no right to scold him.”
Wang Kun was furious: “Dong Xinjie is still shameless. How long has it been since you defended that man like this? I am your husband who has been married for more than ten years. I have helped your family so much these years. This is how you repay me.” Yes, do you know that this is revenge for kindness?”
“You have helped our family a lot these years, I admit it, but it doesn’t mean that you can abuse me like this.” Dong Xinjie said in a calm voice, “And I have recited so many bad names for you these years, Every month’s salary is also used to subsidize your family, this accident is also your own drinking and talking about it, is it my fault, I don’t do much for your family.”
“Okay, okay, you’re still so confident, you don’t think it’s your fault, then don’t blame me for being rude to you.” Seeing that Dong Xinjie couldn’t say no, Wang Kun couldn’t help being furious: “Today I have to find that man out and have a good time with him.” Teach him a lesson, he should be immersed in a pig cage for his behavior of encroaching on other people’s wives.”
Looking at the furious Wang Kun, and thinking of what he just said, Dong Xinjie’s guilt dissipated a lot, staring at him and said coldly: “Wang Kun, I advise you not to pursue this matter any more, the identity of the gentleman His status is extraordinary, if you dare to do something, he can destroy your family with one word.”
“What?” Hearing what Dong Xinjie said, Wang Kun couldn’t help being taken aback, and looked at Dong Xinjie with some horror: “Dong Xinjie, what do you mean by that? Who is that man who took away your innocence?”
Chapter 121 Let Cao Thieves Make Trouble
Seeing that Wang Kun was frightened by her words, Dong Xinjie frowned slightly, and looked down on this man even more.
It was enough that he didn’t even know who the other party was. If he really revealed the identity of the gentleman, Wang Kun didn’t know how scared he would be.
Now the huge white jade mulberry forest is owned by Mr. Lang, and Mr. Lang is still a martial arts master in the realm of inner training. With a flick of a finger, the entire Wang family can be wiped out. As long as Mr. Lang’s identity is revealed, Wang Kun will never dare to do this again.
But how could Dong Xinjie reveal Song Ankang’s identity at this moment, so she thought about it for a while, looked at Wang Kunning and said, “Mr. Lang’s identity is extraordinary, I can’t tell you yet.”
“Aren’t you scaring me?” Hearing what Dong Xinjie said, Wang Kun was a little suspicious.
Dong Xinjie said: “You should know something about me after so many years. I will definitely not lie about this kind of thing, and if you insist on making this matter a big deal, you will be suspected of being on the man’s head, or you will provoke me. If your husband is dissatisfied, you will have to bear the consequences of what will happen at that time.”
“What you said is true?” Wang Kun’s face was filled with fear again.
Dong Xinjie said: “Whether you believe it or not is up to you, but Mr. Lang heard that you are kind to me and my family, so I plan to find extraordinary monks to help you cure your stubborn illness. When your stubborn illness recovers, I will separate from you. “
“Is this true?” After listening to Dong Xinjie’s words, Wang Kun looked at Dong Xinjie in surprise and joy: “Can that adult really invite extraordinary monks to help me cure my stubborn illness? If so, my stubborn illness will definitely be cured.” Cured, after all, those extraordinary monks have mastered magical powers, and the stubborn diseases of mere mortals are nothing but a piece of cake for them.”
“If my stubborn illness is cured, adults can do whatever they want to you, and I will never take care of you at that time, but I will never write a divorce letter until my stubborn illness is cured.”
Seeing the ecstatic Wang Kun, Dong Xinjie’s heart was cold, she knew more about Wang Kun, and hurriedly dismissed the hopeful Wang Kun, Dong Xinjie lay on the bed speechless, missing Song Ankang more and more.
Song Ankang didn’t know about Wang Kun’s assist. At this moment, he had returned to Huanxiangzhu and saw Lin Anan who was playing with the little green hair.
One man and one beast rolled on the grass, having a good time.
Although Song Ankang is not very at home these days, the supply of medicinal materials and pills has never stopped. In just two months or so, the strength of the little green hair has reached the pinnacle of the ninth-rank intermediate level, and it will not be long before he can break through to Ninth grade is up.
Moreover, the little green hair is still in its infancy, and it has such great strength before it even reaches its adolescence. If there are no accidents in the future, it will definitely be able to step into the ranks of eighth-rank fierce beasts, which is equivalent to an extraordinary monk.
Lin Anan is also enrolled now, and she has to learn a lot of useful things every day. When she is a little older, Song Ankang will ask Qiu Shi to teach her the way of cultivation.
This world is too dangerous, and one must master a certain amount of self-protection power.
“Whoa, whoa…”
Seeing Song Ankang’s return, the little green hair immediately left Lin Anan behind, rushed towards Song Ankang, quickly hugged Song Ankang’s calf, and hung on it to swing.
“Brother Ankang.”
Lin Anan, who was wearing a pink dress, also ran over and looked at Song Ankang with a happy expression.
Song Ankang pinched her little face: “An’an is getting better and better, be good in school, can you remember what the master taught.”
“Yes.” Lin Anan nodded quickly: “The things Master taught are very simple, I have learned them all.”
Song Ankang hugged Lin Anan with a smile, and gave her a thumbs up: “An’an is really amazing, is Sister Guoguo ready for dinner? Let’s go eat delicious food.”
After Qiushi’s careful care these days, Lin An’an has changed from a thin and dry yellow-haired girl to a slim little princess, who is very lovable.
Arriving at the dining hall, Qiu Shi quickly brought a table full of delicacies: “Grandpa, An An, it’s time for us to eat.”
Qiushi’s cooking skills are as good as ever. Although they are still a bit behind the chefs in Shengyunlou, they have a homely taste and are particularly rich in nutrition.
After the three of them sat down, Qiu Shi smiled and took food for Lin An’an: “Grandpa, An’an is very good. I just watched other people’s processing medicinal materials in the processing workshop today, and I remembered the order of them at that time, and I almost made it on the spot. After processing a kind of medicinal material, everyone said that An An is a genius in this area.”
“It seems that An An has a good talent in refining medicine and has a good memory.” Song Ankang’s eyes lit up, and he looked at Lin An’an: “An An, do you like refining medicine?”
Lin Anan nodded again and again: “I like it very much.”
“If this is the case, An Anduo can master a craft.” Song Ankang thought for a while and said: “The way of refining medicine can also be effectively coordinated with the way of practice. If it reaches a certain level in the future, it will have a huge impact on the way of practice. Feedback.”
“However, although refining medicine is important, it should not delay practice. Practice is still the most important thing. As long as we are here, there is no need to worry about the resources for practice.”