Traveling through the Warhammer world, but I didn’t cry - #1011 - Chapter 1008 Black Library

“Jokes cannot be explained. The humor in them can only be felt by oneself. The act of explaining a joke is indescribably stupid and embarrassing, not even for an orc.”

“I’m very angry now, don’t force me to give you a few hard blows.” Lin Fan said in a bad tone as he cut open the last Iron Man who attacked him three or two times.

Hearing Lin Fan’s threat, the Laughing God Xi Legao wilted. He sighed several times in an attempt to delay for a while under Lin Fan’s increasingly cold gaze.

“hurry up!”

Lin Fan shouted angrily, and Xi Legao also accepted his fate and told everyone his plan.

“There must be a god to maintain the existence of the curtain. Kane is too broken and Aenead is too cold. After thinking about it, only the silly and sweet Isa is the right candidate. And after swallowing the origin of Slaanesh, it will also help She needs to be more mature.”

“Mature?” Lin Fan glanced at Isa. She was still sleeping with a smile on her face and a touch of pink on her skin.

“Isa is too kind and Slaanesh is too crazy. It would be good for the entire universe to reconcile the two of them.”

Xi Legao’s statement was not unreasonable. Although Slaanesh seemed much normal now, it was only for Lin Fan’s sake. Deep down, Slaanesh is still the master of indulgence who treats all living beings as playthings. She has no kindness or compassion for life, and only scans every soul with interesting and boring eyes.

Now that Slaanesh has been killed by Aeneid, his solid form has been torn apart, and his complete consciousness has become chaotic. Silegor hopes to use this precious opportunity to use Isha’s kindness to influence Slaanesh, making her more gentle and able to protect the Eldar in a neutral attitude.

As he listened, Magnus on the side suddenly spoke, “So this is the point of the joke? Let the God of Destruction become the God of Patron, and the Eldar must helplessly adapt to the change of gods in a tangled state of mind?”

Xi Legao did not reply. Explaining the point of the joke was undoubtedly a kind of torture for him. He preferred to remain silent and let others guess the meaning of the joke.

“Really. If you had this idea, why didn’t you come out earlier? Don’t tell me you don’t know where the cafeteria is.”

“Haha~” Xi Legao laughed a little proudly, “An excellent actor should abandon the constraints of the script and use improvisation to satisfy the audience.”

“So your plan to fuse Slaanesh and Isa was just a new idea?”

“Hehe. What do you think?”

Xi Legao blinked at Lin Fan, who immediately hardened his fist. Seeing that the situation was not good, Silegao quickly changed the subject and said that although he acted rashly, the goal of merging Isha and Slaanesh had long been determined, but he had never thought of using this method to achieve it.

“A lot of things have changed since you came.” Xi Legao said meaningfully to Lin Fan.

Lin Fan himself also knows this. The prophets of the Spirit Race are becoming less and less fond of predicting the future. If it is a prediction of small things, such as what the expeditionary army’s menu will be tomorrow, it is still very accurate. Once they predict the direction of the galaxy and the fate of the Ark, the Eldar prophets will be confused and sickened by the contradiction between reality and prophecy.

After thinking about it, Lin Fan suddenly realized that Xi Legao was the manager of the Black Library, and the books there were more accurate and detailed than prophecies.

So these books.

As soon as Lin Fan had this idea, Xi Legao handed over a book very considerately. The cover of this book was exactly the same as the military books and official novels Lin Fan had seen, which surprised him.

There is a string of English printed on the book, which translates to “Indomitus Crusade”. This is very consistent with Lin Fan’s impression. If you want to understand the progress of Warhammer at the first time, then you have to work hard on English. Lin Fan was tortured by all kinds of self-made words in the Warhammer book back then.

“Indomitus Crusade” was the last book about Warhammer that Lin Fan read when he traveled through the Warhammer universe. After flipping through it a few times, the content inside was very familiar to Lin Fan. It tells the story of the primarch Guilliman who launched a great crusade to regain lost territory after basically controlling the empire. The previous Thirteenth Black Crusade ended with Abaddon’s victory. The Blackstone Fortress crashed into Cadia and caused The black stone beneath the earth’s crust reacted violently.

After Cadia was shattered, a rift spread across the galaxy, splitting the Empire of Man in two. The side that cannot see the light of the Star Torch is called the Dark Side of the Empire, where countless human soldiers struggle to survive amidst the terror of the Chaos Demons.

This future was what Lin Fan wanted to prevent from happening, so he brought the most elite expeditionary force from the Great Canteen to Cadia to defeat Abaddon’s Black Legion.

“These things have no value anymore. Abaddon is no threat now.” Lin Fan closed the book and handed it to Leman Russ and the others who were very curious.

Xi Lego was quite dissatisfied with Lin Fan’s behavior. After all, Leman Russ and the others did not have permission to read. However, for the sake of his own life, Silegao decided to open a backdoor for these original bodies.

Leman Russ’s expression changed quite obviously when he was reading. His brows sometimes tightened and sometimes relaxed, and his eyes flashed with murderous intent and surprise. When Corax, who had always been calm, saw Guilliman’s tired sigh, his face was filled with deep distress and sadness. He always regarded this man as his brother.

“Haha. I didn’t expect that there is something about me.” Magnus saw the content about himself. His jaw was broken by Guilliman’s punch, and blood was sprinkled on the surface of the moon.

Magnus thought the contents of the book were a bit strange. After all, he was a powerful psychic, but he only used some simple spells such as fireballs as a means of attack. If he used the spells he used on Vulkan on Guilliman, Guilliman would have been burnt on the outside and tender on the inside. He did not have the amazing recovery ability of Vulkan.

Maybe it was Tzeentch’s order? Magnus thought so.

As for Lorgar, he closed his eyes and remained silent, and seemed to have no interest in the book at all.

Xilego did not care about the reaction of the primarch. He took out a few new books and shook them in front of Lin Fan, “You know that book very well, so what about these books?”

“The Ark of Bad Omen”

“Children of the Forest”

Lin Fan frowned. He had never seen the name of this book.

He opened the book and read it carefully. The more he read, the more surprised he was.

What is this Vashtor, the God of Ten Thousand Furnaces? A secondary god who wanders among the four gods and sells demonic arms?

What the hell is this space dwarf? Hasn’t their main world been eaten up by bugs? What about this new home in the center of the Milky Way?

Lin Fan thought that the content of “Ominous Ark” was shocking enough, but when he opened the next book “Children of the Forest”, he found that he was still too optimistic.