Villain’s Programming - Chapter 243



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Episode 243: Ham Party

Minjun became embarrassed by Mina’s plea.

“Brother, let’s go together. huh? “This is a huge opportunity.”

“no. Didn’t you just call me? “Why do I go there?”

“Of course I have to go take a video. lets think. In America, Americans are shouting, ‘Buy Ham!’ Just by looking at it, you know this is awesome, right?”

Minjun sighed at Mina’s words.

‘You’re shouting ‘Buy a Ham’ in New York. It’s definitely content that will attract people’s attention. But it doesn’t suit me.’

These days, Minjun mainly produces cooking content with a human touch.

In cooking, taste is important, but people are more important, so I was creating content that showed the life story of the person who made the dish.

Fortunately, Minjun’s idea was correct. In a market where content about visiting delicious restaurants is the trend, unique cooking content caught the attention of Koreans and people around the world.

“Mina, this is different from my content direction. “You can’t use this as broadcast content.”

Mina sighed at Minjun’s firm words.

“okay. Then there is nothing we can do. Instead, please record a video. Someone has to film Big Brother’s party and wedding video, right? no way? “Isn’t this okay too?”

Minjun shook his head. Although he was very busy these days, he didn’t want to leave his brother’s wedding video in someone else’s hands.

“no. Of course I have to take a picture.”

“lol. Then, tell your brother. “When I go to America, my brother goes with me.”

“uh?”

For a moment, Minjun felt like he had been deceived. He had originally planned to go to the United States for a wedding, but because of something he said a while ago, he decided to go before that.

Finally, Minjun arrived in the United States a week later on October 1st. He was with Dojun and Mina.

Do-jun went to see Sally, and Mina and Min-jun unpacked their bags at the hotel and went to Sally’s house.

“welcome.”

Sally’s parents welcomed Mina and Minjun very much. Minjun spent the day eating American home-cooked food for the first time in his life.

The next day, Minjun decided to walk around Sally’s house and the hotel. He was curious about America, which he had visited for the first time in his life.

Mina said worriedly after hearing that.

“Brother, never go to a dark place. Sally said we should never go near slums. Understand?”

“I am a child. don’t worry.”

“And you must never lower your hand when asked for money. Then, they thought I was taking out a gun and got shot to death.”

“ah! I knew it. I won’t go anywhere near the slums. don’t worry!”

Minjun left Mina, who was nagging her like a mother, and walked around.

For lunch, we went to a hamburger restaurant where many people lined up to eat.

‘and! ‘I’m crazy.’

There was no comparison to the hamburgers I ate in Korea.

It felt like the juiciness and texture of raw beef, not a patty. Min-jun turned on the camera without realizing it as he felt a new taste from a place that wasn’t even a famous franchise.

After leaving the hamburger restaurant, Minjun frantically took pictures of the street.

‘There are more restaurants in America than you think.’

If there was a restaurant that looked delicious, Minjun went in and tasted it. He also tried hot dogs and he even tried going into a famous franchise coffee shop.

Then, since it was all fast food, I wanted to eat real food.

‘What do we do?’

Minjun mustered up the courage to ask the first foreigner he saw on the street where a good restaurant was in broken English.

Although his behavior was a bit shabby, the foreigner taught him kindly.

“There’s a restaurant one block over there. “The steak there is excellent.”

Minjun went to a restaurant taught by a foreigner and ate the food.

‘hmm. It’s not bad, but the food here doesn’t suit my taste? But seeing as there are a lot of people, it seems to suit the tastes of the locals.’

Minjun ate half of his steak, paid the bill, and left the restaurant.

He asked for a tip, and he gave it, but Min-jun didn’t know that the employee was looking at Min-jun’s wallet closely.

“uh? “But where is this?”

Minjun came outside and thought it was a mistake. He found himself in a strange place. Minjun went back into the store and asked for Sally’s home address.

The store owner kindly told me how to get there.

Minjun left the store again.

‘here… The atmosphere is a bit different, isn’t it?’

It was obviously only a block away, but all the stores on the street had iron bars hanging down. The behavior of people walking around the streets was also different.

‘There’s a really big black guy coming.’

Minjun, who was scared, quickly passed by the large black man. Fortunately, the black man did not touch Minjun.

Minjun breathed a sigh of relief. It was then. Something touched Minjun’s back.

“Don’t move!”

For a moment, Minjun paused.

‘It’s a gun!’

It felt like a hard gun touching my back.

“Give me the money!”

Hearing the man’s words, Minjun tried to put his hand in his pocket. At that time, I felt pain in the back.

“This bastard. “Where are you taking out the gun?”

Minjun fell to the ground and was in tremendous pain. It felt like several people were stepping on him. Minjun hugged his body and shouted.

“surrender. Surrender. “Take the money!”

It was then. A siren sounded from somewhere. The people who were stepping on them shouted urgently.

“Fuck, run!”

When he heard footsteps, Minjun quietly looked around and stood up.

‘Are they all gone?’

Minjun was running like crazy. After passing one block, I saw a somewhat familiar neighborhood. This was the first hamburger restaurant I ate at.

“haha.”

Minjun let out a rough breath and entered a nearby coffee shop. When he thought he was safe, he felt pain all over his body.

‘You’re alive.’

Only then did Minjun realize that the place he had gone to was a ‘slum’.

“Wait, is the camera okay?”

The camera Min-jun uses is an expensive camera that Do-jun bought him.

“Ha, fortunately it’s okay. “But the camera was on?”

Minjun watched the video. All tense situations were recorded. The faces of all the criminals were also in the camera.

‘These bastards are the criminals. What do we do? Should I call the police?’

When I looked back at the situation from before, my body started to tingle.

‘I can’t do this. First, I have to go to my sister-in-law’s house and put on a patch.’

Minjun remembered and headed to Sally’s house.

* * *

Manson felt like he was going crazy.

“You idiot, can’t you tell the difference between a police siren and a fire truck siren?”

“Fuck, how do you know that?”

“Oh, I thought I had 3,000 dollars even if I couldn’t do it.”

Manson saw that the wallet of the Asian man he had seen earlier was full of hundred dollar bills. He made sure to look since he was the one in charge of paying the bills at the restaurant.

“Manson, are you going to give up like this?”

“no. I have to go find it. You can have a few days of fun with that money, so why give up? Besides, isn’t that foolish?”

At first glance, he looked like a traveler who had come to America for the first time. He was so stupid that even if he stole money, he couldn’t report it anywhere.

“But you don’t know where it is, do you?”

“know. “You asked me for directions earlier.”

Manson told Minjun the area he asked about.

“Manson. Isn’t that a residential area? Where the upper middle class lives? “Wouldn’t it be dangerous?”

“Don’t you know that no one passes by in that neighborhood? They say only busy people live. “We just have to take the money and leave.”

Manson’s associate nodded.

“okay. Well then, let’s go right away. “I’ll be waiting nearby.”

Manson took his colleagues and arrived first where Minjun was going.

“But Manson, isn’t this place a little strange? “It’s darker than usual.”

“That’s why you can’t do it. It’s quiet so it’s perfect. what’s the matter?”

“That’s right, but strangely, you can’t even see the cat, right? “Is it too quiet?”

“for a moment.”

Manson said while looking at one place.

“There we are!”

As Manson spoke, his colleague looked forward. An Asian man was approaching, looking around the street. It was the Asian guy I saw earlier.

Manson and his companion quietly walked up behind the Asian man.

‘Good!’ ‘I’ll take your wallet and run away within one minute!’

Manson walked up behind Minjun holding a gun like before.

The distance between Manson and Minjun was less than 10 meters.

– Ugh.

A car stopped next to Minjun. While Manson was stopping, the car door opened and two people got out.

It was Snowden and William. William opened the window and kept repeating.

“It’s Minjun. This is Minjun. “It’s Minjun.”

* * *

When the car stopped next to him, Minjun was incredibly surprised. It was because he had suffered something earlier.

‘no way? Human trafficking? If I run now, will I survive? for a moment? ‘What about those people?’

Minjun recognized the two people right away.

‘My brother told me. ‘Isn’t it Snowden and William?’

Today, Mina decided to take care of the bride’s house, and Minjun decided to take care of the Hamjabis. Of course, Do-jun gave Min-jun photos and contact information of Snowden and William.

Dojun also sent Minjun’s photo and contact information to Snowden and William.

William said while looking at Minjun.

“This is Dojun’s younger brother. “It’s exactly like the picture.”

Hearing William’s words, Minjun breathed a sigh of relief.

“nice to meet you. William, are you Mr. Snowden? jeon… … .”

Minjun, who was just saying hello, stopped. I saw two people behind William.

‘They!’

There were people seen in the video. These were the people who had assaulted him a little while ago.

Minjun’s face turned white.

“Minjun?”

Snowden looked at Minjun and thought his behavior was strange. This was because the person who had welcomed them suddenly looked frightened.

‘what?’

Snowden worked for the CIA, and he was working for the NSA. His judgment about the situation was different from that of an ordinary person.

‘You’re not looking at me. ‘Look behind me.’

Snowden looked at the rearview mirror of his car. I saw two men in shabby clothes in the rearview mirror.

Snowden, realizing the situation, immediately reached out to his waist. He felt empty.

‘ah. You left your gun behind when you came to the party. What do we do?’

It was then. A car stopped ahead of Snowden. A person got out of the car, and it was the director of the CIA.

“Snowden, what are you doing here?”

Snowden bent a few fingers. One of her fingers pointed behind Minjun and the other pointed behind her.

“I met a nice person. By the way, Director. “This is Min-jun. He is Do-jun’s younger brother.”

At those words, the CIA director’s expression changed.

“I can’t be this happy.”

With those words, the CIA director approached Min-jun and separated him from the back. And he closed and unclenched his fist twice towards the sky.

It was then.

“go! go!”

Numerous special forces with guns appeared from the rooftops of the surrounding residential areas.

“Don’t move! “Don’t move!”

That wasn’t all. SWAT came running from behind a tree or warehouse in a residential area with a gun.

Seeing their appearance, the Manson gang raised both hands. SWATs immediately subdued the Manson gang.

The CIA director approached Manson and asked:

“What are you? “Why did you come here?”

“We just… Passing by… … .”

“Do not be ridiculous. People like you are just passing by at this time? “I don’t think you even live here?”

Manson felt like he was going crazy after hearing the CIA director’s words.

‘What’s happening!’

He only came to steal money from a simpleton, but SWAT was dispatched nearby.

‘Has a terrorist attack occurred somewhere? ‘What the hell is going on?’

It was then. Suddenly cars started coming in like crazy.

Everyone here looked at that place.

The first person to get out of the car was someone whose face even stupid Manson knew.

‘Aren’t you Bill Gates? ‘Why does that person come here?’

That was the beginning. A Lamborghini appeared behind it, and Google founder Larry Page got out of it.

“uh? “Bill!”

Bill and Larry shook hands, and a moment later the car came again. The person who got off there was ‘Best Friend Josu’.

They were all famous enough to be known to the general public.

Snowden asked the CIA director.

“No, why did they come?”

“I don’t know either.”

“Is there something the director doesn’t know? “That shouldn’t happen, right?”

“Stop talking nonsense, why did you come?”

“Because of the Ham party. Dojun asked for it. “Did you also receive Do-jun’s invitation, Director?”

The CIA director sighed and said after hearing Snowden’s words.

“no. I am… “I’m on duty.”

“Are you at work? “What kind of work do you do?”

It was then.

Countless cars came in with the sound of police cars ‘Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa’.

The residential streets were crowded with cars.

After a while, the car stopped, and two people got out of the car. Mence’s eyes widened when he saw them.

“Obama? president?”

That wasn’t all. Next to him was a person wearing Middle Eastern clothing that I had only seen on TV. Obama spoke politely to the person and guided him along.

Snowden looked at the two and nodded.

“This is Vice President Mansour of the UAE. This is recognition of work. “But why did you two come?”

“I heard you came to see Dojun’s Ham party?”

“yes?”

Snowden was surprised.

“Wow, how come the Ham party attendees are more glamorous than the UN General Assembly?”

The people here were all leading the world economy.

“By the way, what are these guys?”

The CIA director asked while looking at the Manson gang. Manson’s gang were in a dazed state, probably from great shock.

“They say they are the ones who assaulted Dojun’s younger brother.”

The CIA director’s face distorted.

“You assaulted Dojun’s younger brother? “I can’t leave it alone.”

“yes. You can’t leave it alone. “If this continues, I don’t know if Dojun will stop cooperating with the CIA in the future.”

The CIA Director’s face became grim. The director said, looking at Manson.

“Maybe these guys knew the president’s schedule today and came here.”

“They may have targeted Vice President Mansour.”

Manson’s eyes widened after hearing what the two said.

‘What bullshit!’

Manson was a fool, but he felt that if he made a mistake, his life could end.

“no. no. I just… “She just came to rob.”

The CIA director spoke to SWAT.

“That will come out if you go and investigate. “Take him.”

“yes!”

That’s how Manson and his gang were captured. And Minjun came to his senses and started a real Ham party.

* * *

Manager Kim Yeo-jin gritted her teeth and proceeded with the project.

“Chief, let’s go eat.”

Despite what his subordinates said, Manager Kim was in a bad mood.

‘I couldn’t go home for a week. Mina, if you had helped that bitch, we would have finished it much earlier.’

Just thinking about Mina made Manager Kim feverish. This morning I had dark circles under my eyes.

‘Mina, that crazy bitch. what? ‘Is your brother getting married in the White House?’

Of course, Manager Kim did not believe it. I just wondered if Mina was making fun of me, or if the name of her wedding hall was ‘White House’.

‘But they actually called the White House in the United States and changed me. ‘What do you think of me?’

Of course, Manager Kim hung up the phone right away.

‘Really, she was crazy.’

After that, Manager Kim quietly let Mina resign from the company.

‘Hwang Mi-na, leaving your job is not the end. ‘I really won’t let you enter the fashion industry.’

I looked at the clock and it was past 7 PM. I didn’t have an appetite, but I needed to fill my stomach to work overtime.

Manager Kim and others went to a nearby budae stew restaurant.

While I was waiting after ordering the menu, the staff were buzzing.

“What is it?”

“Chief. Do you happen to watch YouTube?”

“I see it sometimes. why?”

“Are you doing a live broadcast now? It’s crazy. “The number of viewers is 200,000.”

“What are you broadcasting? “Do you think there are 200,000 people?”

“I heard you’re having a party in New York, USA?”

Everyone tilted their heads.

“Ham party?”

“yes. When we get married, we say, ‘Buy a boat,’ right? “We call it a party.”

Manager Kim tilted his head. It was a fairly fresh idea, but I didn’t think it was content that would be viewed by 200,000 people.

“Well, maybe a celebrity came?”

“A celebrity? no. People more famous than celebrities came. Eight. “See for yourself.”

The employee placed the iPhone in the middle of the table so everyone could see it. A loud sound came through the speaker.

“Buy it!”

Manager Kim blinked. He was shouting ‘Buy Ham’ with the awkward pronunciation of a foreigner. But the foreigner’s appearance was strange.

‘This is an Arab outfit, right? An Arab says ‘Buy Ham’ in New York?’

It was some kind of serious hybrid.

“Chief, don’t you know who this person is?”

“who? “This guy in Arab clothes?”

“yes.”

“well? “It feels like I’ve seen it somewhere before.”

The subordinate spoke in frustration.

“It’s Mansour, the richest man in the world.”

Manager Kim and his fellow employees were surprised at those words.

“Mansour?”

But this was the start of a surprise. When Mansour shouted ‘Buy Ham’, Obama came out next.

And shouted loudly.

“Buy it!”

The moment Obama shouted, everyone froze. It was because they couldn’t feel that what they were seeing was reality.

That wasn’t all. After Obama, Bill Gates shouted, and then Larry Page shouted.

“Are we holding some kind of international business conference here?”

No one could answer what Manager Kim said.

But that was then.

“ah. Just here. Come this far! disrespect! disrespect! There’s a drinking table here! alcohol? Drink? okay?”

An Asian woman shouted, pointing a point at the people in front of her.

At that moment, everyone who was watching the video on their iPhone froze.

“Isn’t that Mina?”