Warhammer: I am the Hammer of the Empire - #10 - Chapter 10 Death Head and Blood Ax
The camp was flying a blue orc flag, heavy metal music was playing, and an orc warlord was wearing heavy armor, lying on a large statue chair that was big enough for five or six people. It was where a human hero had walked before.
The fart hairdresser stood behind the chair, holding various strange hairy creatures in his legs. If those things were attached to the warlord’s head, they would bite hard and turn into hair.
The other orcs were…
“Pah-pah-pah, gla-gla, waaagh, Wuhu.”
“We are the strongest, we are the biggest, we are the happiest~”
They were having fun…
The warlord looked in the mirror and shouted. “Boy, make the big click!”
The thing called the big click was a heavy bolter that the Star Army often used, but it was completely transformed by the orcs at this moment. The gun body that could originally be stuffed with noble bombs was stuffed with a lot of messy things and was held by the boy.
Then I could see bullets of various calibers placed in the ammunition box like nuts. Just take a handful and put them in, and there would be a popping explosion of black smoke.
In the Empire, the machine souls thought I was good at it, but all loyal machines were not so irritable in the legs of the orcs.
The mechanical sect tried to decipher where the orcs’ magical mechanical power came from more than once, and the first harvest was a bunch of mushrooms and rotten meat.
The violent gunshots and the heavy metals hit by the farts were constantly echoing in the ruins of the human empire’s cities. The boys with blue stuff on their faces drove blue dirty cars and ran on the track where the imperial machinery used to run.
The car dropped a lot of waste while driving, and there were a group of farts following behind to pick up the garbage. The dead skull orcs in the car looked at the farts, laughed, and poured a mouthful of fermented mushroom beer, or fungal beer. As for whether the stuff had alcohol, no one knew.
The light green foaming liquid splashed on the face of a well-dressed green boy in the hurricane. He wore goggles and his body was covered with black and green clothes, which was completely different from those messy guys. Moreover, one of his scarlet eyes was fine, and the other was blind, showing a scary red color.
He had no expression on his face, and looked at the boys who picked up the equipment of the human army on the roadside with a little disgust. They were chattering and discussing.
“I think, I think, there are so many small luminous clickers, I can tie them together and make a big clicker, the boss will definitely praise me!”
The boy was also a man of action. In just a moment, he began to use the mechanical sect to make a coma. The Astra Militarum looked at the trembling technology and tied the quantifiable units of the four laser guns together, and then pulled the trigger.
The whizzing sound of the beam became dense and terrifying, and the strong light melted the reinforced alloy wall used by the former outpost of the empire into red iron juice.
“Wuhu, boss, look at my big Kada!”
The orc called the boss rubbed his head. He was trying different hair squiggles and thought the cockscomb was pretty, so he said to his hairdresser. “I want to find a hairstyle that is cool, beautiful, and can highlight my green color.”
The hairdresser understood and tore off all the hair squiggles, revealing the big green bald head.
“Perfect!”
The boss exclaimed, and when he saw the laser Kada, he stretched out his legs to grab it. “It’s mine!”
The poor smart boy left with his head down. When he wanted to make a new Kada, he found that he could no longer splice it.
And the orc boy with strange clothes also walked up to the boss who was playing with the Kada with a stern face, and he yelled and cursed.
“The support of the shrimps has come. We are very disappointed with the capital of the shrimps, but I am playing around with the boys?”
The dead head rubbed his ears, knocked out a ball of green mud, and rubbed it on the face of the shouting boy.
“Shut up, I know what you blood axe brought, I know.”
“But there are too many reconnaissance stations for those shrimps, and I am the one I hired with my teeth.”
“You don’t need me to care more than me, blood axe bastard.”
“I don’t, boss.”
The blood axe bastard, also known as one-eyed, is a blood axe clan orc, also known as a special warfare boy. He brought his boys there to make money from those garbage guys, but it was not the first time he witnessed those undisciplined guys destroying the fighting opportunity.
He likes to play, especially to use his dagger to cut the neck of the unsuspecting shrimp, but war is more important.
The special warfare boy cursed the boss back. “I want to prove that my teeth are worth the money. Now, the outpost south of the human city, I will take them out for me.” The head of the dead skull orcs exhaled a long hot breath. He had just chewed a battery of the laser gun in his mouth and chewed it to pieces. He was so strong that he couldn’t recover for a while. The fart hairdresser next to him answered. “Boss, what do you mean? I’ll try it.” The one-eyed man of the Blood Axe Clan felt greatly insulted. He called his special forces boys to go into the forest. He wanted to prove that he was wrong. They turned over the dense fern forest and chopped the messy leaves with machetes, but there was no sound. But the one-eyed man didn’t realize at this moment that his special forces boy, who followed behind him, suddenly took out a weapon and stabbed his body with a dagger. But the one-eyed man had experienced many battles. He quickly turned around and took out a sharp, clean, sharp dagger without a gap, and resisted the boy’s dagger. “What am I doing, Ganluo!” The one-eyed man cursed.
The orc raised a machete. “That dagger is mine, our trophy!”
“No, that’s mine!” The orc’s throat was cut by the side of the one-eyed blade, but for an orc, such a wound would never be fatal.
Gan Luo covered his throat and quickly surrendered.
The one-eyed cursed. “On a planet with an ocean, I should be killed by shrimp.”
They continued to march silently, and the one-eyed one took extra care of the dagger, the beautiful weapon with serrated and long blade.
It was different from other shrimp weapons, without a roaring chain saw or a big golden fist, but it was quiet, deadly, and very easy to carry.
It was a weapon of the human shrimp from Catachan, and also the one-eyed one’s favorite trophy. They were good at running, not as weak as those other shrimps, and very good at hiding themselves. Soon, he crawled out of his memories and his body sank into the forest again.
That’s his favorite thing, because One-Eye always thinks that Maoge’s favorite tactic is hiding, otherwise how can the green skin be green, that’s the color of hiding!
A group of orcs slowly groped forward, they had 4-5 people, but they used bombs, individual explosive tubes, or big things called rumbling, he himself didn’t know, anyway, it was called whatever it was.
One-Eye peeled away the forest, the source, the forest in the distance was filled with wire fences, trenches, and heavy two-story imperial outposts, standing on the big number.
Number 3.
The sacred heavy bomb machine gun group was broken by the orc boy? I always feel that part is so lascivious!