Warhammer: I am the Hammer of the Empire - #102 - Chapter 97 Dinner/Leaving Falakcia

Chapter 97 Leaving Falakcia for Dinner

Accompanied by the smell of promethium and the huge fishing boats docking, Skadi Fourth recently started fishing in the East China Sea. The lieutenant colonel, wearing the same military uniform that has never been changed for thousands of years, leaned against the coast and grilled the fish, fang fish, a A species of carnivorous fish that are not suitable for breeding, but Fu Ti has apparently genetically modified them to control their ferocious habits and increase their quantifiable conversion rate.

The huge thing with jet black scales like Rumaki tastes like snakehead fish with large pieces of meat like tuna, so it is not only delicious but also has a good texture.

The only question is whether Alan Bair has to complain about it, whether it is a fang fish or a goro beast. Why do the Star Ji Rong people in that universe catch things with bad tempers as food?

Human beings on Terra had to cultivate economic animals that were gentle, herbivorous, and able to live in groups. It turns out that the port was left to live in groups if it was not an empire or a city of titanium…

Just when he cut a piece of fish into his mouth, all those things disappeared, and the fish bones could be used to make soup stock to cook noodles. The period of time he stayed in that world was about a week (because the stars and rotations are different, it is very difficult to It is difficult to determine the specific Terra standard month) he gained a lot of weight.

“Is it really a gift from the emperor?” Alan Bair said, cutting off a piece of fish and giving it to the hard-working soldiers who had just arrived at the shore. “Yes, they need to fish it twice to fill the entire battleship.”

Those live fish were captured by the Tau’s gravitational nets. In just one search, they could feed tens of thousands of people for a month, and there were hundreds of fishing boats like that.

It’s hard to imagine how those fish managed to avoid extinction, and the ecological chain designed by the Tau for that world was absolutely deformed. The soil of the transformed planet continuously provided a source of energy, and the heat of the star was also absorbed by them.

Then small arthropods, things like sea spiders, will eat those animals, which are only half a centimeter each, but they live and die quickly, and they exist as a class that can be converted in quantity.

With the help of drones, those spiders will be captured, and then the calculated number will be spread on the sea surface, and the appropriate discharge will be based on the observed number of sharp tooth fish schools.

Therefore, even if there are no titans eating fish, the ocean can still maintain a normal environment for hundreds of years, even if there are three kinds of creatures in that environment.

But the Titanium only has a history of seven thousand years, and they dare to carry out genetic tampering in this way. Maybe one day they will reap the consequences. That sentence says too much, and the AI ​​will not lose the trust of the aliens. Sooner or later One day they will reap the consequences.

And the empire’s agricultural world of moving mountains and reclamating seas to create planet-level farmland, using fertilizers that are full of stench and enough to corrode metal to cultivate mutated corns that are as tall as trees doesn’t seem to be much better, at least titanium ones. The world is very habitable.

“Fill, fill it all. It will take God knows how many years for the empire’s colonial ships to reach it. Don’t let those drones start to starve the toothfish to death. It’s better for them to recycle the wasted meat.”

Alan Bair sprinkled the Ministry of Military Affairs seasoning on the fish. It was salty, sour, and full of vitamins. He could eat like that for a whole Terran year until he vomited when he smelled the fish.

‘Commander Burnt has been here for a long time, let their temporary cooking team show them Skadi’s delicious food. “

the chief replied. “We’ll be here at noon, very soon. Are you referring to the canned baked beans from Golo, or the synthetic starch fried fish steak?”

Alan Bayer frowned. “Waiting, none of them are good at eating. Why do their dishes sound like British lunches?”

the chief asked. “British no what?”

Alan Bayer replied. “Is it possible that a group of people who regard themselves as beacons of light are obsessed with their own world after being beaten to pieces by the changing times, and become unmotivated and study their own culture and so-called etiquette all day long, but that world is changing every day? With each passing day, their only honor was to look at the ruins of the empire they had built in the east and feel silly. “

said the chief. “Sounds like Eldar.”

Alan Beyer said. “More or less, they’re not as pointy ears and long lifespan, but they’re pretty close in arrogance and stupidity.”

‘To put it bluntly, their cooking team is a bunch of rubbish, right? “

The chief nodded. “He recommended hiring a few Sterling men, but their group currently does not have the conditions.”

Alan Beyer said. “he comes.”

the chief asked. “What?”

Alan Beyer said. “As long as he doesn’t control the heat, relying on the heretic Lingchi’s knife skills and the ingredients from that world, they will definitely be able to finish Xu Wu’s hospitality.”

The commander was not sure, but under the circumstances, he felt that there would be no worse food. After all, the Haunters of Skadi’s Fourth Regiment were wrong about the concept of food. Canned food equals gourmet food, and regular food equals starch. piece.

Alan Bayer put on his military uniform, used the cooked fish bone soup as a base, marinated a few sharp tooth fish fillets with starch and Amset wine, and then put them in the Oglin people’s that the Ministry of Military Affairs had sent by mistake before. Inside the big helmet, light a fire on the east side of the helmet, add Skadi’s fourth group of homemade sauerkraut and dozens of seasonings and spices.

After a while, the aroma filled the air, and then the fish fillets were put into the pot, and a hard-core imperial-style pickled fish came out. Then Donglai Alan Bayer took out the rice stored by the Tau, or should I say rice, and poured water , then pour the can of Golomon into it, add a spoonful of salt and black pepper to taste, stir, cook the rice, and the “claypot rice” is ready.

It looked and tasted good. The commander and the officers nodded repeatedly, and unanimously requested that such food be added to the recipes of the Skadi Fourth Regiment. However, in any case, in that dark 40th millennium, was it natural to have such food? Less is a good thing.

At noon, the flagship of the Imperial Guard arrived as promised. Commander-in-Chief Qi Fan walked calmly and calmly while being surrounded by stormtroopers. He breathed in the sea breeze and graceful environment of that world, but noticed the peculiar aroma.

“Donali, what does that smell like?” Qi Fan asked the person next to him, and that person had a loyal, rigid, wound-filled cheek, and a set of gorgeous clothes. Is he a noble, but is he familiar? People in Qi Fan must know him, he is the empire’s senior foreign aid, Donali.

Although it is unbelievable, the empire does have that position. Alan Baier feels that the aliens are not real. The people who truly maintain the almost non-existent friendly feelings between humans and aliens are obviously Rogue Traders.

Donali replied, smelling it. “A hint of Tau style, using Imperial seasonings, and ancient Terra cooking the legs…”

“He’s not sure, but is it a bit like… Ogryn dandruff?”

Qi Fan replied. “How about the bulun? It smells so good. It’s well worth the trip.”

The sound of military shoes echoed in the starport. It was not easy to transform such a ruin into a place large enough to host senior officials of the Astra Militarum in a few days, so Alan Bair chose the best decorations he could find.

A large pile of battle uniforms that the Titans regarded as honorable and the chitin shells of escaped Genestealers, with traces of Imperial bolt bombs and wounds from monomolecular chainswords still intact.

And the conference room there has a special style. After all, there are basically no good buildings in the Star Port. The Star Empire Army directly transformed the crater. The huge crater blasted by the Rainbow Missile Vehicle was tens of meters deep. Then use ladders and sandbags common in trenches to cover them, and pull them into the shelter shed.

If I’m looking for an accurate description, it’s probably right. The command room… and even the restaurant to the east are lined with beds, cluttered radio stations, and matching promethium generators. The air is filled with the smell of promethium and the aroma of delicious food. It’s very It smells of earth and gunpowder.

“It’s so beautiful ~ Donali, it’s the best decoration he’s seen in that time, the most loyal, especially the ruin-like trenches, which make him feel like he’s eating on the battlefield.”

Donnelly answered. “Sir, do they really look like ruins?”

As a foreigner of the Empire, he was obviously not used to the style of the Imperial Guard. He couldn’t understand how the “big eyes” of his battle uniforms could look at him and eat nothing.

Alan Bair was walking on the other side of the table in the Tau izakaya, cooking oden made with stock and kelp and warming sake.

“We are two strangers from the Wei Dynasty. Can you please see the biggest actor at their dinner party?”

Qi Fan became interested. “certainly.”

Alan Beyer said. “Second Lieutenant, come here!”

After a roar, a sentry pulled a huge cage with a height of three people. The blue-skinned gene stealer, which had been modified with the control chip of the Goromon and the lobotomized legs, roared and looked around. Keep your saliva and tick that disgusting long tongue.

And its location was right in front of the observation hole in the command room, so the imperial officers there couldn’t help but want to shout, “Open fire freely and kill the aliens!”

Qi Fan asked. “It’s so beautiful. How many aliens can it kill?”

Alan Beyer replied. “The permanent population of that world before was 12 billion. During the six-hour war, only 100,000 people came from the East.”

Qi Fan couldn’t help but snap his fingers. “I got a tau titan for the Imperial Guard.”

Alan Bayer bowed slightly. “Isn’t it natural to be so stupid? It’s not the empire. Then, sir, show the list to your Excellency.”

The commander handed over the supply list in a polite manner. The commander-in-chief was in a good mood at the moment, drinking sake, eating radish and pickled fish, and eating claypot rice from time to time.

“Okay, it’s all okay. By the way, we really want to ask for the star map? Do you want to leave the Gulf of Damocles? I want to know if our current military ranks are all hanging with Kane.”

“Actually, if he wants, we can enlist in the Gulf of Damocles.”

Alan Bair’s hair stood on end, enlisting in the Gulf of Damocles? What to do when bugs come? Titanium is easy to fight, but bugs are really a natural disaster, and we can’t bear it.

“No, no, sir, you know that the Ministry of Military Affairs will not tolerate a sudden increase in requests for supplies.”

Qi Fan sighed. “Those fat-bellied, useless people, hiding behind and pointing fingers while the men and women of the empire are fighting hard, understand that even if he can smooth over our identities, he can’t get them to reduce our supplies.”

Alan Bair nodded. “And they have always been against the Skadi people. Their hometown is near the Maelstrom. You know, it’s not a good place. Their negligence has led to the fall of the imperial world, but…”

“You know red, the souls and honor of his dead companions can be calmed and restored in their hometown. If they cannot return to their posts, the God-Emperor will not forgive him.”

Qi Fan raised his glass. “To his old man and all his saints, for the double eagle emblem, to praise all the worlds, but…”

Alan Beyer replied. “Only to fight, only to win, they are the hammer of the Empire.” Is this a hymn in the leg book of the Ministry of Military Affairs, a classic that even Catachan will recite a few lines, or the lifelong persistence of the Astra Militarum, Commander-in-Chief Qi Fan is weak Nodding, he pressed his stamp on the thick supply list.

No one can stop the willful followers of the Emperor and the Imperial Guard. As thousands of worlds are displaced due to countless chaos and crises, no one can stay out of it. Qi Fan Minghong, the team in front of him is strong, resolute, and smart. The Empire He needs them to transcend him, so he announces their arrival.

If the return expedition was destined to start from the Gulf of Damocles and end at the Maelstrom, then the countless Imperial subjects in the Extreme Star Territory would definitely need them.

Qi Fan said earnestly. “Brave disciples of the Emperor, commander of the Fourth Skadi Regiment, and officer of the Empire, I beg Minghong, if I leave the Gulf of Damoryx, I will probably not be able to relax if I meet the wrong people.”

“As a commander, he really wants me to stay in the East. Although he can’t let me be promoted in a short time because of the relationship with the Ministry of Military Affairs, he can still give me the ability to command a battle group and the rights equivalent to an imperial general. ”

“If I leave the Gulf of Damocles, I will face the dark universe, the evil subspace, the corrupted traitors, the disgusting aliens, and all the bullshit, big and small, that are inhumane.”

“Even so, I still want to move forward, right?”

Alan Bair shook his head. “He is not alone, sir. The 4th Skadi Regiment and the 113th Regiment of Falaksia are all with him. He is very happy that you can value him so much, but there are too many places where the Empire needs the Imperial Guard.”

“In that universe, human beings were dying all the time, and he was destined to protect the star region where he was born. Moreover, he left many souvenirs in the world where he first served. His old partners were there.”

“You know, after you experienced the first war that is still fresh in your memory, the officers and buddies in Chengdong parted ways with you, and now you can go to him even if you drink… Oh, forgive him for his transgression.”

Qi Fan smiled. “I was wrong. He was not alone. He had the soldiers throw supplies to the star port, but he left. Kane was surrounded by enemies again.”

Alan Beyer asked. “Behemoth Fleet?”

Qi Fan nodded. “According to Titanium’s report, the entire main fleet has stopped at the Forge World. Are they looking for metal?”

Alan Beyer said. “Is there any coco? Chief Kane is distributing magic to attract insects. Is he a gene stealer?”

Qi Fanmu accepted the offer. “He’ll try to check him out…”

Oh, he believed it, unlucky Kane, just wait to go to the Tribunal to have fun.

When Commander-in-Chief Qi Fan left, the commander asked as he watched the supplies being mistakenly put into the Bordero. “What are they doing in Jie Dong Lai? Leader?”

Alan Beyer said. “Go home and tear all the enemies of the empire into pieces on the way.”

He turned on the communicator. “The 4th Skadi Regiment and the 113th Phlaxian Regiment obey the order. They want to start their own expedition, code name: Homeward Bound Expedition, or deny the Emperor!”

About 20 companies and thousands of officers answered in the communicator. “No, sir, no to the Emperor!”

All comments I make about other countries and other human unions in this content are purely character-building and are not personal in any way. He maintains as fair and friendly personal opinions as possible for any large human group in the world.

ps: The Eldar are not aliens, so they will continue to persecute them.

And he is wrong about a race. Is there any prejudice that can be distinguished by whether he does it or not ()