Warhammer: I don’t want to be a can of worms! ! ! - Chapter 566 15WAAAAAGH! ! !
Chapter 566 15.WAAAAAGH! ! !
“So, what’s the first step?”
[Kill,] Magnus nodded, [Plenty of death…open the way to the vast ocean. 】
“Just need to kill? I thought there would be some preliminary preparations.”
Magnus paused, but after a slight hesitation, the original body said in an unquestionable voice,
【Kill first. 】
“All right,”
Hades said, turning to stare at the planet he had chosen. After a long voyage, they avoided Tyran’s path. In an unnoticed corner, a small boat entered the territory of the Greenskin Empire.
This is a green-skinned planet that has not yet developed star sea technology. The green-skinned tribes on it may still be fighting each other, trying to find the real boss.
Or maybe it has just been unified by a big green skin and is preparing to head towards the vast sea of stars.
The greenskins are growing naturally and vigorously, but those greenskins who come and go from WAAAGH don’t know,
Nightmares will come from above your head and fall from the sky.
“Then kill.”
Hades said.
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“Fuck me!!!”
The overseer boy has his big iron rod! After poking the lazy fart, the little fart screamed and started digging the hole in front of him harder.
The kid snorted with satisfaction, “Otherwise I’ll eat you!” He turned around again and kicked the other bastard hard!
The fart fell directly into the pit, but instead of screaming, he dug even harder.
“Brother is on top!”
The overseer boy covered his eyes,
“You shoved the soil into another pit!”
The green-skinned hand reached into the pit and grabbed the damn bastard. His green bean-sized eyes stared at the little villain fiercely, “It’s you! You’re the one who prevents me from participating in the WAAAAAAGH!!!”
He licked his mouth,
“I’m going to eat you!”
The boy watched happily as the little fart in his hand made a gurgle begging sound, it was inviting him to bite him! The green-skinned man opened his mouth wide, raised his head to his neck and made a crunching sound. He raised the glutinous creature and licked his little face with his tongue before stuffing it directly into his mouth.
What’s that?
The boy’s small eyes reflected a sky without any clouds. He saw a bare and smooth little iron bird, not big and WAAAAGH at all!
What a gadget!
The greenskin thought first, and then his almost zero brain stopped. He stared blankly at the iron bird. It was getting bigger and bigger, but it still didn’t look WAAAAAAGH.
The grunt stuck its little legs and hands over his mouth, and he let it try to beat his tongue.
The iron bird, now a big iron bird, flew over his head quickly, and then the iron bird’s big belly opened with a clang, and a black thing was stuck in the bird’s belly.
Bang! The black thing fell down and hit the ground, WAAAAAAGH! Only then did the supervisor boy see clearly that it was a huge black shrimp!
WAAAAAGH! ! !
He immediately knew that the big black guy must be a good fighter, and was about to pick up a stick and have a happy fight. Suddenly, his idea of giving the big black guy a stick was gone with a bang!
He watched the sky and the earth move before his eyes! No! It was him who turned upside down! He fell down like a boneless fart.
In the little eyes of Doudou, the last scene was that the big sun went out in front of him!
The end is coming! Before the overseer boy could understand this idea, he fell into a complete sleep and fell to the ground together with the grunts around him.
——Bang! ! !
Huge clouds of dust rose up, and in the billowing smoke, countless green-skinned corpses lay limp on the ground, and the figure of the giant appeared faintly.
The green juice that had been stepped on splashed on the helmet and boots, dripping down in a sticky manner. The dust made a hissing sound under the feet, and the red light flashed, observing the corpses on the ground.
Three seconds later,
“Come down Black, my black domain is effective against greenskins.”
Hades opened the communication channel and said.
“receive.”
In the communication, Blake replied, and the shuttle began to land slowly.
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Hades squatted on the ground and poked the green skin with a small stick. The ugly green creature in front of him was indeed dead, just as he thought.
Greenskins are a race of all psykers, relying on the “WAAAAAGH” force field to evolve. Even if there is only one greenskin, it will spontaneously use the power of my thoughts to enhance itself.
And the power of my thinking is a standard and evil spiritual power, which can only be used by green skins. It means that what green skins think about is like, and then it will be like that.
Hades’s black domain had just enveloped this area and directly swallowed up all the WAAAAAGH force fields in this area – so these green skins died directly.
Although the death caused by Hades’s black domain cannot have a subspace impact, Hades’s move was just to see if the black domain would work. If the black domain didn’t work – then a single soldier would break into a green-skinned planet, It’s also a little too reckless.
Hades stood up. He specifically chose a green-skinned mining area to land. Countless large machines that looked like piles of garbage were propped up crookedly beside the mine. Ore was piled on the flat bottom not far away. There were even things like A decent smelting machine.
However, since Hades cut off all the WAAAAAGH force fields here, the machines are now slowly collapsing, and loud noises can be heard from time to time in the distance.
The technology that the greenskins have come up with is not reliable at all. Humans cannot learn and imitate the technology of the greenskins at all, because the technology of this race is actually mixed with psychic energy and does not conform to physics.
Hades estimated that the machines that would collapse would form a natural defensive terrain for him, and provide him with metal for driving.
“My father, the greenskins are coming.”
In the channel, Blake’s voice sounded, and Hades asked the kid to go to the periphery for alert.
“Received,” Hades said, raising his hand, and the verdant arc rose between his fingers. He thought about it, and the metal turned into liquid, slowly casting the shape of two giant axes.
The chain climbed, tied the double axes, and then wrapped around his arms.
Hades holding the axe with both hands is still simple and rough for the greenskins.
Besides, let him show off his axe skills to Black.
“I’ll be there soon.”
Hades said.
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“WAAAAAGH!!!!”
“Come on!!!!”
Greenskins! Greenskins! Greenskins everywhere! Big, small, and all kinds of greenskins surged up like a tide, cheering.
“Fight! Fight! Fight!”
Those good close combat guys from the Goff clan rushed towards the big black shrimp! They were originally angry that the shrimp destroyed their mining area, but soon, everyone was immersed in the atmosphere of a happy fight!
WAAAAAGH!!!
Although the big black shrimp looks strong and can fight, there are so many good guys in our tribe! One orc and one stick can kill him!
The shooting guys and pistol guys hid behind the special warfare guys and tough guys, and the big guns in their hands spewed out flames, and the big black shrimp was very easy to aim at! You can aim without using your eyes!
“Get out of the way!”
The grenade boy took his big blaster and swung it out like a thrower, passing over his excited fellows and smashing it right at the little black shrimp.
“Get out of the way!!! WAAAAGH!! I want his head!!”
Bang! Bang! Bang! The ground was shaking! The super heavy armored boss raised his foot and crushed the unlucky boy under his feet with a snap. The super large claws on his hands waved randomly, as if he was fighting directly with the big black guy.
The greenskins in front of it quickly got out of the way, fearing that they would be crushed by the super heavy armored boss. This was too un-WAAAAAGH!
“WAAAAAGH!!!”
The green tide was surging and boiling. Under a red and round sunset, the big black guy stood on a high mountain of metal garbage.
The little black guy went down to chop the boys. The little black guy also held a big axe and chopped fiercely!
“Let me do it!”
The brave and courageous boys directly asked for a fight with the black guy, but because there were too many good boys who wanted to fight with the black guy, and there was only one black guy – so some good boys had already fought each other before that.
While fighting, the black shrimp shouted those weird words that shrimps often shouted, such as for Ming Wang, for Fourth Aunt, which was not WAAAAAGH at all!
Hades blinked and looked at the endless green tide.
It’s almost done, Hades thought, so that even if the greenskins were defeated and retreated, he could keep enough life.
Hades blinked, he remembered Magnus’ words, it’s better to have a direction…but will it really work if he shouts?
Hades asked Magnus, Magnus shook his head in horror, and asked Hades why he wanted to frame Mortarion, so Hades crossed out the sentence “For Mortarion!”
But looking at the green tide that was boiling with passion all over the mountains, Hades’ heart was surging. If he didn’t shout something, it would obviously be a bit lacking.
Because he was Hades himself, Hades crossed out the words “for Hades”.
Finally, Hades decided to follow his heart.
That day, all the greenskins in the deep and large mining area saw a miracle.
The blood-red sunset plated a layer of red edges on the black helmet. The big black man who had always been like a sculpture slowly raised his double axes and posed as a fighter.
“WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!”
The earth-shaking WAAAGH rushed straight into the sky! The next moment, Hades exerted force with both feet and jumped into the greenskin bushes!
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Seven in, seven kills! The two axes danced like ribbons, corpses splashed out, and a graceful curve was drawn along the axe blade.
Hades ran with big strides, and with every step, one or two greenskins who had no time to retreat were crushed under his feet. The soft touch stayed under his boots, and Hades felt as if he was running on clouds.
Bang bang bang bang! Green mud bloomed under his feet, splashing like water.
“WAAAAAGH!!!”
Hades shouted, and swung two more axes randomly. The hot and wet body flew up within the range of his arms, and he heard the greenskins screaming in fear.
“WAAGH!!! Don’t run!!!”
Hades was quick-eyed and quick-handed, and the axe swung a perfect parabola in the air. The greenskins looked up in amazement and watched the oversized axe pass over their heads.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!”
The giant axe went straight towards the super heavy armored boss, bang! The ground hit the center of the super heavy armored boss’s head, and slid down smoothly, and the super heavy armored boss was split in half!
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Monster-monster!
Can’t beat it! Can’t beat it! Can’t beat it!
Retreat! Retreat!
The boss next to the super heavy armored boss dropped the axe in his hand with a wow, and with a clang, the boss turned around and ran.
Holding the chain in his hand, Hades suddenly stretched out the thrown axe, and the axe that had been lying on the ground rose again and flew straight towards Hades. On the straight line of the axe’s return, first the feet were cut off, then the boys who were cut in half, and finally the heads that were split open!
It’s terrible!
The greenskins who were so excited just now almost collapsed immediately. The boys pulled up their legs and ran desperately, begging Brother Go and Brother Mao to give them two more legs.
“Don’t run!!!”
The roar of the big black shrimp knocked over several boys in front of him, and then there was another gust of wind. The big black whirlwind moved rapidly in the green tide. Wherever he went, the greenskins there were directly smashed to pieces!
It would be stupid not to run! The greenskins ran away and dispersed immediately-
“Little Mag!!! It’s decided to be you!!!”
The big black shrimp roared, holding a red stone in his hand, and smashed it straight towards the boy who was running the fastest and smartest in front. The boy thought it was Big Boom, and his legs were immediately frightened and he fell to the ground with his head in his hands.
“I won’t die, I won’t die.”
The boy shouted loudly, but the strange stone stopped in front of it, and a scream came from the stone-Go! Stone, the stone is talking!
[For the last time!!! My name is Magnus!!! The Red King!!!]
A crackling arc of electricity rose up with a whizzing sound. The guy at the front only felt a flash of light in front of his eyes, and then it was cooked by itself, the kind that was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside!
[And——] Magnus roared, [What are you shouting——Idiot!!!]
The red giant rose up in the air, and violent arcs of electricity wrapped around his arms. Magnus was furious and waved his arms violently a few times.
The next moment, several lightning bolts lit up in front of the fleeing greenskin army!
Without time to brake, the guys who rushed forward crashed into it with a crackling sound! The huge smell of burning instantly filled the entire battlefield.
Wow wow wow!
The guys who had braked the car pushed back in a hurry, and then ran out from behind. The ignorant guys bumped into each other, and the greenskins who lost their balance fell down, and were then trampled into fertile green mud by the guys who came later.
Magnus continued to wave his arms, and the arcs flowed between his hands like living things.
[Little black cub! ] Magnus shouted angrily, [Stop calling your idiot father! Call Mortarion! Mortarion!!! ]
[Motarion!!! ]
“WAAAAAAAGH!!!”
[Stop WAAAAAGH, idiot!!! ]
With Magnus blocking in front, Hades began to slaughter recklessly. He killed the big ones first, and then the ones he liked. He deliberately left Black’s area empty, letting Black kill slowly.
“For Death! For Mortarion!!!”
Black yelled, pulling out the power axe stuck in the boss’s ass, “WAAAAAGH!!!”
[Idiots!!!]