Warhammer: I don’t want to be a can of worms! ! ! - Chapter 573 22 Run your greenskin farm

Chapter 573 22. Run your greenskin farm

The famous black boss of the Hades clan, Hades once said,

“WAAAAAGH!!! In the name of Boss Mortarion! Work or die!!!”

Then, the black boss immediately pointed his finger, and the lazy greenskin who was pointed out died suddenly on the spot.

The other greenskins were so frightened that they immediately began to work hard. Relying on the black boss’s reasonable and squeezing work distribution schedule, the greenskins’ production efficiency on this planet for the month was +370%.

It goes without saying that the first step to any great undertaking starts with a rapid increase in productivity.

The greenskins are quick to produce, have a short education cycle, and are blessed by the power of my thinking. They are innate cows and horses. In a daze, Hades felt that he had reaped the happiness of being a black-hearted capitalist.

He should probably make himself a whip.

But Hades still held back.

Giving him four months, he turned a barren star into a vibrant green-skinned star.

On the plain, there are large areas of mushroom fields.

The mushroom field is full of life, and you can even hear the sound of mycelium taking root under the fertile soil. Gone and Scooter emerge from the pile of mushrooms, and the soft-sounding waaagh emerges from among the green mushrooms from time to time.

Cart after cart, the minced remains were dumped by Squiggs beside the mushroom patch. The greenskins threw Hooper and Grut in and let these little green guys jump around in the middle. Fertilizer is more refined.

After leaving the compost for a day and night, it will be sprinkled into the mushroom fields with shovels of fertilizer by the green boys.

The harvest boys stood in the fields, dragging out the new greenskins who had just arrived in the happy war world, throwing them into the car dragged by Squiggs, and then transported them out of this huge mushroom plain.

At the edge of the Mushroom Plain, there is a huge Death sculpture. Under it, green-skinned bosses from various departments and psychic groups on this planet gathered here to select these good boys.

Of course, the boss of the Ministry of Agriculture, “Dig Di,” will complete the first round of selecting green skins when these new green skins are just dragged out of the fields.

In Death, touch his face! Under the watchful eye, the green-skinned bosses will have a happy fight first, and the winning green-skinned boss will have priority in choosing the boys.

The boss who won today was “My Big Daddy” from the industrial group. He looked at these new boys with satisfaction. They had just crawled out of the ground and were confused. After watching the fight between the bosses, these new boys also Already starting to waaagh each other! Come waaagh! went.

It decisively picked out those good boys who didn’t look bad, and happily shouted “waaagh! To touch his face!”

The boys chosen by the bosses need to salute the statue of Death – specifically, they receive their first weapon, and then fight each other under the statue.

The bosses are afraid of death, so the boys are also afraid of death, waaagh! While listening to the boss tell the story of Death,

It is said that the big, green Death boss single-handedly challenged the biggest and greenest stinky lump in the world, and he won!

It is said that the green and big boss of death is in charge of death. Whoever he wants will die. He can kill greenskins with just a thought!

It is said that the God of Death has sent the strongest under his command! The most exciting! The most domineering! The most waaagh! The black boss came to lead them to launch an earth-shattering waaaaaagh! ! !

Although the boys did not distinguish the relationship between the God of Death and Brother Mao, in their view, the God of Death was green and big, and Brother Mao and Brother Mao were green and big – so naturally the two are related.

After the new boys were almost selected, the bosses took them back to their respective work areas.

There are a total of five departments and two groups on this planet, namely the Ministry of Agriculture, the Ministry of Industry, the Department of Recycling, the Department of Scientific Research, the Department of War, as well as the Inspection Group and the Psychic Group.

The Ministry of Industry and the Ministry of Agriculture are the two largest ministries. The Ministry of Agriculture occupies half of the plains on the planet, while the other half of the plains and mountains are the territory of the Ministry of Industry.

Tall industrial machines are roaring day and night, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, clanging, and the flow of weapons coveted by countless boys.

Slogans written on large red plastic strips can be seen everywhere. Those red strips are hung high on scaffolding and machinery, trembling gently in the wind.

“Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! waaagh! waaagh! waaagh!”

“Fuck, fuck, fuck! Waaagh, waaagh!”

“Work hard during the day and stay up late at night. Until the Milky Way explodes, we won’t stop working!”

The boys who work here are promised to take whatever is produced on the assembly line – but they must not waste or destroy it, otherwise the inspection team will turn it into fertilizer.

So, in order to make the things I can get more WAAAAAGH! The boys will rack their brains to make the assembly line more powerful.

There are twenty-seven hours in a day and night on this planet, and they work in two shifts. They work for fifteen hours, catch and eat farts for two hours, and fight and rest for ten hours.

The industrial zone is also divided into different areas. Once work is over, a war will immediately start between the areas – but the machinery cannot be destroyed, otherwise the inspection team will appear.

Every ten days, under the leadership of the Department of War, the Department of Industry, the Department of Agriculture, the Department of Recycling and the Psychic Group, there will be a big shutdown and a big waaagh. Under the red eyes of the Black Boss, all greenskins will devote themselves to the ten-day war. There’s a big melee!

At this time, the Scientific Research Department will take the initiative to update the assembly line and observe the practical application of their new war machinery in actual combat.

After a day and night of hard work, with the efforts of the recycling department, the green leather fields will become much more fertile again, and new good boys will grow again in a steady stream, more waaagh than the dead ones!

Of course, all greenskins believe that life now is just the prelude to the great WAAAAGH. Under the leadership of Death Touch His Face and Black Boss, they will eventually fly out of this planet and conquer the galaxy! Bring death to all races!

WAAAAAAAAGH! ! !

Hades said that he was really good at growing mushrooms.

Looking at it, these greenskins were more than two or three times larger than when he first arrived, and their number was also growing rapidly.

If humans were so long-lived, Hades thought, the human empire might have pushed across the galaxy by now.

Except for melee days and mobilization days, Hades spent most of his time with the Scientific Research Department and the War Department, giving them some scientific research step by step, and training bigger and stronger greenskins.

Except for the super buggy green-skin technology like Battle Moon that cannot be picked out, the green-skin technology on this planet has already made a leap forward.

Black is the leader of the inspection team, responsible for leading his greenskins to kill those disobedient greenskins.

Magnus used psychic energy to cover up his original aura, and went to the psychic group to teach the strange boy with great interest – what the original body called “observation and research on the use of green-skinned psychic energy”.

The three of them worked together to play a green farm management game.

Although sometimes farm operations require chopping green skin and chopping green skin.

Finally, four and a half months later, the first group of greenskins who ascended to the sky and were sent to the front line came back, bringing back first-hand intelligence about the front line.

In the star system where they are located, next door, the greenskins of the Gough clan are fighting against the Tyranid army.

Pushing one star system farther away, the Tyranids will arrive in the Octarius Sector, the core planet of the Greenskin Empire.

The situation is not very optimistic. The Tyranid troops have reached an astonishing magnitude. Even if the entire army is dispatched, plus a Hades, it will be difficult to deal with the Tyranid troops of this magnitude.

The good news is that they can take back the galaxy next door first. According to the advance boys, there are three planets in the galaxy next door that are suitable for the greenskins to grow.

But the bad news is, there are other greenskin tribes up there.

“No,” Sitting on the Black Throne, the Black Boss said angrily, “This is a good thing, boys.”

“It’s time for a big WAAAAAAAGH!!!”