Warhammer: I don’t want to be a can of worms! ! ! - Chapter 580 29 Mushroom Empire!
Chapter 580 29. Mushroom Empire!
Mushrooms, mushrooms and mushrooms.
Hades thought, they need more green mushrooms!
Maybe he should bask in the sun, Hades thought. He remembered the Figure King’s instructions, but unfortunately, in order to confuse the greenskins, he couldn’t take off his armor and bask in the sun.
It hurts, it hurts so much.
In addition, Hades is already a 500% qualified green-skinned warboss.
He will waaagh! Bring the boys to fight together, lead the boys to launch a waaagh! Take the boys to launch a bigger waaagh! Waaagh with the boys!
What is more regrettable is that every time he waaghs with the green-skinned boys, Hades cannot reach the true happiness – he means the green-skinned happiness.
On the contrary, both Black and Magnus felt that feeling to a greater or lesser extent, although Magnus screamed afterward and asked Hades to use the black domain to eliminate the green on their bodies.
[Assimilation – Corrosion! This is backlash! ! ! quick! Hades! Please help me get rid of this corrosion – my consciousness is being corroded! ! 】
“Okay, I understand! Little Mag! Don’t move! I’m here to remove the green!!!”
Hades roared and rushed towards Magnus. Magnus yelled and ran away, shouting for Hades to quickly eliminate the green-skin psychic energy from his body, while running wildly.
It was the first time that Hades saw someone shouting for the Black Territory to come quickly, but with oil on his feet, he ran away madly in the opposite direction.
Finally, amid the desperate screams of the psykers, Hades devoured the green-skinned psychic energy wrapped around Magnus.
Magnus was heartbroken, [I will never teach aliens again…]
“Bear it, little Mag, there’s still a month and a half until death,” Hades said, feeling a little better. He waved to Black, and swallowed the green skin breath from Black’s body.
Compared to Magnus who was desperately trying to escape, although Black was also twitching slightly uncontrollably, he still stood still with superhuman loyalty and will.
“Bitter and endure, victory beckons us!”
Hades said that although he was working very hard to squeeze the greenskins, Magnus, and Black, he was also working very hard to squeeze himself –
War command, logistics infrastructure, a little more scientific research, one-on-one consultation to cultivate high-value green mushrooms, Hades has begun to miss the warm bed in the Figure King Museum.
The king of figures, ah! The king of figures!
Although the greenskins usually thought that Hades was just lazily slumped on the throne, in fact, Hades’ brain was almost burning due to the high-intensity calculation work.
The only thing that comforted Hades was that he saw Black,
And, according to Magnus, things seemed to be going extremely smoothly on Mortarion’s side – the Pale Lord had his own plans and plans, and they succeeded in helping Mortarion.
And, like a carrot dangled in front of a mule, Hades is looking forward to seeing the 40k human empire, the quantum slingshot, the death guard, and all the sons of Hades…
Hades, work hard, victory beckons in front of you!
If he continues like this, Hades is afraid that Black will cry to Hades when he turns around.
Now a small part of the star field of Octarius has been occupied by the Hades Empire. On the front line bordering Tyran, at least three wars are going on at the same time every day.
It’s almost… it’s almost time for the decisive battle.
Hades thought that if there was no war, the Greenskin Empire would develop a monopoly.
In fact, under the leadership of Hades, due to the great increase in productivity, and the war could not consume the excess productivity, these greenskins came up with capitalism on their own to circulate the excess productivity.
Because he had to manage the war, and because it really promoted development, Hades didn’t care about it.
The greenskins will use their teeth as currency to buy and sell weapons, vehicles, ships, and even the opportunity to be Magnus’s apprentice (?), the next chance to be drafted (??), and the black boss will deliver food My little brother is going to experience a one-day trip (???)…
During the break in the war, Hades, who finally got a chance to breathe, stared at the report handed over by the inspector team Black and fell into deep thought.
Because of his limited energy, Hades firmly controls the five departments and two groups, and has KPI requirements for each department. For example, every time a war is fought, the War Department must dispatch how many green-skinned boys with what size.
As for which green boy it was, Hades really didn’t care about that.
Therefore, some greenskins who feel that they are not waaagh enough, but are drafted, will sell their quota, and then use the animal teeth to improve themselves and make themselves more waaagh! Then when the next war comes, buy a spot on the battlefield.
Hades was shocked.
Boys who work hard, work hard to make money, work hard to improve themselves, make themselves waaagh, and then go to the battlefield to be even more waaagh. This is definitely the second inspirational story Hades has ever heard.
The number one inspirational story is still dominated by Xiao Mage.
Sometimes, Hades would relax for a while. When the war was not intense,
He would sneak out of his palace and visit Magnus, surrounded by countless greenskins. The black boss would walk on the cement road, passing by the greenskins’ free trade zone, and listen to the shouts of the Wow Bar or the Guagua Bar. , free fighting arenas can be seen everywhere on the roadside – Hades was extremely pleased with the green skin’s initiative to improve himself.
Sometimes, Hades would feel dazed for a moment. He seemed to have never experienced this kind of noise in the human empire.
The last time he passed by Wawa Bar, he bought two bottles of green wine.
…
There seems to be no difference… He can also be a green…
Hades blinked and woke up,
No, although greenskins are happy, no – it cannot be greenskins.
Hades is the one who adds extra points to the policy above humans.
He pondered, could he also be affected by the green-skinned psychic energy? No, there is nothing unusual about his black domain.
Maybe it’s just because these greenskins are too happy, or maybe it’s because Hades is playing the role.
…Hades also thought that for tens of thousands of years, no other intelligent race had tried to pretend to be greenskins to command and utilize greenskins like him?
Or were they all assimilated by the greenskins in the end?
But even if it is assimilated, it will leave at least some traces. Why is there no similar story in history?
Or is it because…except for him, no other existence has successfully deceived the greenskins?
【etc! Let me be mentally prepared first! 】
Magnus’s shout interrupted Hades’s contemplation. Hades looked at the library of the “great green wizard” and felt helpless.
“You have quite a bit of greenskin aura about you again, little Mag.”
Hades said, watching a green-skinned wizard apprentice in good shape and wearing a robe walk over, guide him to sit down, and take the wine bottle from Hades’ hand.
Hades decided to call this new greenskin Magboy.
Magnus sighed loudly, [This is a necessary sacrifice. 】
Hades glanced at Magnus, “You don’t look as panicked as you did the first time.”
Magnus paused and shrugged undeniably,
[It’s just a subtle change…just within a reasonable and safe range. To be honest, I have changed my opinion of the Orc race. They…are very malleable. 】
Hades raised his hand and harvested the greenskin aura from Magnus before he could escape.
“Be prepared to say goodbye to your good life now, Magnus,” Hades said, reaching out to signal the Mag boy to hand over the bottle, “I originally wanted to tell you the good news – we will be free soon. ”
Wow, Hades opened the bottle cap. He looked at the large and tidy library and the Magnus boys walking around and studying hard. Hades really didn’t understand where Magnus did this. Book?
“But it looks like you’re enjoying it,” Hades sighed and took a sip of wine. He vaguely heard a small popping sound in his mouth,
[You are preoccupied with fighting and developing,] Magnus said, [You missed the process of the flourishing development of this greenskin empire, Ogryn! Their vitality is simply too strong. 】
“I think I need to check your soul again, Magnus.”
Hades took another sip of wine. No problem. It seemed that Magnus was really crazy.
“You have to remember you’re human.”
Hades lowered his voice to ensure that only the two of them could hear him. Hades said word by word,
“I’m human, you’re human, Blake is human.”
[Wrong,] Magnus said, Hades in front of him exuded a dangerous aura, Magnus said, [I am a human fragment. 】
Hades immediately coughed violently, as if he was choking himself to death.
“When did you become so optimistic and open-minded, little Mag?”
[Ten thousand years later, I am no longer the same person I was back then! 】
Magnus said proudly, “No matter what, life now is better than before. 】
Hades handed Magnus a wine glass;
“Be prepared for life to get better and better. The bugs have been retreating recently – I expect they are going to join the main force.”
Hades raised his glass and clinked it to Magnus, who disliked the green wine glass.
“You can’t behead. Beheading means the bugs are running away. We have to have a head-on fight. I need to let the Tyranids see hope of winning – so that they won’t run away.”
Lure the enemy deep and release enough temptation to make them mistakenly believe that they will win, allowing the Tyranids to enter the dumpling skin of this green empire.
Hades felt an inexplicable anxiety. No matter what the outcome of this war would be, one side would be almost completely destroyed and the other side would be severely damaged.
But – but he hasn’t contacted the empire yet, even though Hades has established countless signal transmission base stations,
After this war ends, the armies of the Human Empire must arrive immediately to clean up the battlefield in order to completely kill the hope of the Tyranids or the green skins to rise again.
Hades sighed, drank all the wine, and waaghed,
If it doesn’t work, he will kill them one by one when the time comes!