Warhammer: In the Name of the Emperor - #712 - Chapter 693: The End of Autumn: Once You Come, You Are a Guest

The sun was rising from the horizon of the Arkworld. The warm and comfortable dawn shone in the bedroom from the slanted window. Its light climbed up to the round bed window, and then climbed up to the bare pair of Legs, then solid abs and pecs, and then a bucket of water splashed in Vito’s face.

He suddenly woke up, took a deep breath and shook his head, smiled bitterly and then raised his face covered by wet hair, “I know you are there, but I’m sorry I can’t see you, phew, I really should Going to get a haircut, dear? Can you help me?”

A slender finger helped Vito lift up his hair. In Vito’s field of vision, Vivian approached him with a smile, one hand on her hips, bending sideways like a dancer, and behind her , at the head of the bed, Irio put his hands behind his back, looking at Vito on the bed with a joking smile.

“Hello, Vittorio, my dear friend, how did you sleep?” “Not bad, the bed is not soft or hard, but the pillow is a bit hard, oh, there is no pillow.” Behind Vito There was indeed no pillow, and besides that his hands were hanging in the air, not because Vito had a habit of getting up early and stretching.

A pair of iron chains hung up Vito’s hands, and his legs were also spread apart. To put it simply, he was tied to the bed with his hands and feet like a squid on a teppanyaki. , showing the perfect human figure in the dawn light, just like the statue of David, I mean, he really looks like David, especially in his clothing.

“Have you taken my clothes to be washed? To be honest, I haven’t washed them in a while. The laundry room on the ship was broken before. To be precise, some idiot was too lazy to clean the chainsaw teeth and just threw the chainsaw blades in. After putting it in the washing machine, and you know, I never liked doing laundry.”

“I know, of course I know, you were like this back then, my dear.” Vivian sat on the edge of the bed and said with a smile, with Vito’s belt hanging in her hand, and then wearing a pair of pants and underwear. You know, after all, he It’s naked.

“It’s good, help me wash it.” Vito said with a smile, and then a bucket splashed water on his face. He was stunned for a moment with his mouth wide open, then turned to look at Irio, who was holding a bucket at the head of the bed, “You My accuracy is still so bad, Lao Yi, the clothes are over there.”

“No, it’s not missed, and you should really thank me.” Irio said, stepping on the bedside, and he moved closer to Vito, so close that their faces were almost touching, “Thank you, I’m not interested in men.” “The fact that you are still in the mood to make wisecracks shows that I am too lenient. My dear friend, do you remember the last time?”

“Which time?” “Which time did you trick me?” “Are you talking about tricking you into rushing into the mouth of the Hive Fleet, or going to participate in the green-skinned waaaaaage, or did I accidentally forget to tell you, in fact, a certain tomb There’s a bomb in the world that’s about to explode, hey, hey, calm down, it’s early in the morning, it’s unlucky to see blood.”

Vito smiled and looked at the gun on his chest, the Pain Pistol, one of Gomo’s specialties. It is famous for its ability to make people enjoy the service and treatment of the entire interrogation team with just one drop of venom, and the muzzle of the gun was nailed to Vito’s chest. On the chest, a long venom tube flows on the side, and the color is not bad.

“New pistol? What a cool pistol.” Vito raised his head with a smile and looked into Irio’s eyes. The latter sneered, stepped on the bedside and poked Vito’s heart with the muzzle of his gun, “You Do you really think that I dare not kill you? You dare to come to me after you cheated an entire fleet, and I will only ask you to sleep with me?”

“Of course you will, my dear Lao Yi, but I have to remind you in a friendly way, my heart is connected to a pacemaker, necromantic technology, very cool. Last time Trazin and I robbed a tomb, I mean, the souvenirs you pick up when you excavate cultural relics, you know the idea of ​​​​the invention of the undead, small but very powerful. “

Vito smiled and pointed at his chest with a high-hanging finger, “Its signal can radiate to the entire galaxy, and I guess your new ship doesn’t have equipment specifically to deal with necromancy devices, right? After all, if I remember correctly, your Ark was built only a long time after the Battle of Heaven.”

Irio frowned, while Vito was smiling and leaning on the bed, “And my ship is not only comparable to that old habitual criminal in Trazin, it is at least 50-50 equal to the Blood Raven. If I fail “The pacemaker next to my heart will activate all the necromancy devices on my ship. You have heard of the design concept of necromancy, right? They are small but powerful, and I have a whole ship of them on my ship.”

“Besides that there’s some of your stuff, and, well, I forgot I borrowed all those goodies, but I bet you’d be fine if they were all activated.”

Vito used his fingers as a pistol and shot him in the head, simulating the sound of a gunshot in his mouth. Irio’s expression first frowned, but was soon replaced by a smile, and he stood up. Come and step on the bedside, “You are still the same as before, Vittorio, an annoying bunch.”

“You’re just as awesome as each other,” Vito said with a smile on the bed, “But why haven’t you fucked Victor to death yet? I remember you swearing you were going to kill him, to quote you, “That filthy fucker Slave Thief” How many years has passed? Has it been a thousand years?”

“My dear friend, your mouth is still so sharp. You are right. I can’t kill you. This ship is my new one, but.” Irio said and pointed the gun at Vito’s lower body. , he sneered, “But as long as you don’t die, wouldn’t it be fine? Have you ever heard of how many ways we Gemo have? How do you say it, life is worse than death?”

Irio shook the pain pistol, and Vito smiled bitterly, shrugged, and waved his hand, “Okay, okay, you boring guy, you can’t even make a joke, and your eldest sister hasn’t beaten Vic yet.” Are you going to die?”

“Then you didn’t help her? I heard that you had a passionate love affair. How should I put it? Many people’s blood was used as a bed for you.” Irio smiled and leaned down, placing the muzzle of the gun against Vito’s. On the groin, you know, hanging around that little dude who’s been killing all over the universe.

“We were in love once, and we broke up. It was amicable, at least I think it was. Malus shot me in the leg, but at least she didn’t hit me to the side, so I guess it was a happy breakup.”

“Then guess where I’m going to shoot?” Vivian, who was holding her chin and smiling, even with a childlike feeling, put the muzzle of the gun on Vito’s head, and the latter smiled bitterly, “Don’t “Excited, don’t be excited. Besides, we haven’t officially dated yet, so there’s no need to think about the Gemo romance when we break up.”

“How about giving it a try now? It’s never too late.” Vivian held her chin and said. The venomous knife scratched the side of Vito’s thigh, and a burst of acid penetrated the muscles and blood vessels. The feeling of refreshment is quite exciting.

“Huhu, I am now sure that you fed that girl.” “You are more courageous than I thought when talking about other women in front of your potential girlfriend.” “Women? No, no, he is just It’s just a girl, not a woman. Well, technically they have no gender anyway, damn, why does it sound so weird?”

“So, my dear friend, what do you want to do when you step on my ship, pack yourself up and deliver it to my door? Reminisce about the past? Or want to rekindle an old relationship?” Irio pointed to Vivian, who held her chin and smiled. It’s almost like Malus, gnaw, gnaw, do you know what it feels like when a hungry shark stares at you?

“It’s just a visit to see a friend. By the way, I want to buy a gift for another friend of ours. What do you recommend?” “Our friend?” “Yes, you and I have a lot of friends, right, Werther?” “G, the Prophet Council and the Archons, although most of them you just want to kill, but there is one person you don’t want to kill.” “Really? Who is it?”

Vito said with a smile on his lips. Irio narrowed his eyes slightly. He tilted his head and nodded. The gun pointed at Vito’s lower body was pressed against his head this time, “Your courage is still the same as before. So fat.” “Maybe a little fatter.”

Vito smiled without any fear. He stretched out his head and approached Irio, but as you know, his hands were still tied so he couldn’t get too close. “How is it? Do you know how to find them? I heard Said they had good sandwiches in the Black Library, so could you point me in the right direction?”

“Black Library? Humph, your boy’s body is indeed fatter.” Irio said, hitting Vito’s head with the muzzle of his gun, and the latter shrugged his shoulders disapprovingly, “Oh, members of the Galaxy’s Old Yin Club We are related to each other. Logically speaking, he is also your ancestor. How many great-grandfathers have you seen? You are one of the few who have seen him. By the way, he is still the same as those who liked the ugly face in the past. A clown mask?”

“Like all clowns, you know that he likes retro and has very unique taste.” “Call it bad.” Vito said helplessly, raising his eyebrows and looking at Irio who stood up, “Maybe, you said you Want to give him a gift? “”Yes, I haven’t visited him yet. It would be rude to go empty-handed.”

“I think so. If that’s the case, then come with me to visit somewhere else. I happen to be worried about not having any gifts.” Irio said with a sneer on his face, and he poked Vito’s forehead with the muzzle of the pain pistol. , “There are many people who would be happy to accept you, my old friend.”

“Since you delivered it to me by yourself, I won’t be polite. I happen to have to meet a client, and he will be very interested in you. Just treat it as if you paid off everything you owe me at once.” Irio He stood on the bed and bent over with his hands on his knees. Vito put on a curious smile, “I’m so valuable that I want to sell it myself. How about we split it 50-50?”

“I’m glad you’re still so naughty, old friend, you look good this way.” Iriol said, turning to look at the other side of the bed, “I’ll leave him to you, remember to give him some breathing space.”

“Anyway, the Haemon can resurrect him.” “But the price will drop, and you know I don’t like my goods becoming worthless.” Irio stood up and pushed open the bedroom door and walked out. He clapped his hands and turned his back. Vito smiled happily and said, “You are right, old friend, I can’t kill you, but I can lock you up as long as I want. Now, welcome to the Pain.”

With a burst of laughter, Vito watched his back disappear from the door, and then the whole bed shook. He raised his head and looked at Vivian standing on the bed in front of him.

She tilted her head, slightly raised her amber eyes, and showed a pleasant smile to Vito, “The sun has just risen. Today will be a long day, my dear.”

This is Comorian romance.