When I'm on the ark, I have to stay away from women. - Chapter 59
Shi Huaiya casually pulled out a card from the deck and read out the request: “Please tell me what is bothering you recently – my father is urging me to get married recently.”
“Hurry for marriage?!”
“But aren’t you the first heir?”
This was a big deal related to the next successor of the Schweizer family. The people who were eating the melon were shocked. They didn’t expect it to be so exciting from the beginning.
Shi Huaiya explained: “It’s nothing, it’s normal. For some larger families, the biggest advantage of a daughter as the heir is that she can choose her son-in-law at will, unlike a son, who must own the family property regardless of success or failure. “
When playing this kind of game, the beginning is very important. If the person is coy and refuses to say anything at the beginning, it will ruin the atmosphere very much and set a bad example for those who follow.
Especially some girls, who have no respect for the game or other people, will act coquettishly when they encounter someone they don’t like, trying to fool them by pretending to be weak and stupid because of their female identity.
Shi Huaiya, every woman hates this kind of person.
But most of them are not easy to talk to girls. Why don’t you try it as a boy instead? If you can’t afford it, don’t come here and get out of here.
So she made the scale bigger from the beginning, cutting off everyone’s options, including herself.
Su Yundao said: “I heard from Texas that the inheritance of gangsters in Syracuse is actually the same way. Many gangs with a long history have often had a son-in-law become the boss.”
Shi Huaiya smiled and said, “Su Yun, how are you? Are you interested in marrying me?”
Su Yun only thought she was joking. How could he become a son-in-law in the Shi Huaiya family?
“I can’t do it. I don’t want to be in the Guards Bureau’s class. I fish every day.”
“Although it’s a team building thing, I’m still your boss…”
“Ahem! Next one.”
Xingxiong turned the beer bottle again as Missy and Su Yun chatted more and more, until they pissed off someone.
This time the bottle mouth pointed at Su Yun.
“Is it my turn?” Su Yun randomly drew a card, “To be honest, what is the name of your first love?”
Chen slowly clenched his fists.
Shi Huaiya tapped the table nervously and said impatiently: “Hurry up! It’s so annoying.”
“What if I don’t have my first love?” Su Yun said with a bitter smile.
“?”
“?”
“?”
…
Xingxiong reminded: “Su Yun, it’s meaningless if you say this.”
Su Yun couldn’t laugh or cry, it was just a game, was he cheating?
“I really don’t have a first love. Just like that old man said, a man like me is not suitable for a life together. There are too many girls around me, and no one will feel safe.”
Including himself.
It’s funny to say that Su Yun has slept with many girls, but he has never fallen in love with any girl.
Not being ruthless was his last act of kindness.
Everyone just gets what they need.
But when Su Yun said these words while wearing a cardboard hood, it was inexplicably funny.
Chen Dao: “In this case, let’s draw another one.”
“OK.”
In fact, the answer “I don’t have a first love” can be considered an answer.
Because “Who is your first love?” is an advanced version of “Do you have a first love?” One question covers several questions. As long as you answer it truthfully, even if you only answer part of it, you can actually proceed to the next round.
However, no one reminded Su Yun, and Su Yun did not notice this. Everyone understood it tacitly.
“Truth or Dare” has never been a simple game.
“Seriously! What do you want your significant other to look like?”
Su Yun, who plans to stay away from women and has been a single man all his life, said, “I don’t plan to find a partner, so I’ll take another one.”
Chen took out the Scarlet Sky Sword, and Shi Huaiya took out the chain hammer. They both said in unison: “Can we have some fun?!”
Su Yun said fearfully: “But I really don’t plan to look for…”
And where did your weapons come from? Isn’t this something that team building should bring?
“It doesn’t matter, just say whatever you want.”
“You don’t need to be very detailed, just mention a few things such as your height, weight, hair color, and age.”
Chen Heshi Huaiya is good at teaching. They are not curious about this problem, but everything must return to the existing order. They do not allow anyone to violate the rules of the game.
——Especially Su Yun.
Su Yun thought while saying: “Is this fantasy time now? Then I hope that my significant other is a little shorter than me. There is no special requirement for weight. Skinny? Plump? I am OK. If possible, I hope She is a rich woman, but she can see through my strong appearance and use money to turn me into a useless person who is indifferent to all aspects of work and food!”
Shi Huaiya raised her head slightly and coughed a few times. She had no other intention, just to let everyone know that her throat was uncomfortable.
However, Su Yun has not finished speaking: “And he must have extraordinary skills and strong martial arts to protect my safety.”
Chen straightened his chest and his throat became uncomfortable.
Shi Huaiya said: “That’s it? We can talk about the support part more.”
Chen Ye said: “It’s too vague. You need to make it clear. For example, how strong a martial artist must be to be considered strong?”
87. What a painful realization!
“I was just talking casually, and I didn’t really intend to look for him. Why are you so serious?” Su Yun asked strangely.
“It’s nothing, I just want to maintain the fairness of the game.”
“To prevent someone from sneaking around and doing some tricks behind your back.”
Xing Xiong looked to the left and then to the right.
Under the table, two legs were signaling to her.
One is bare feet, the other is black stockings.
Two tender feet with completely different touches rubbed against her calves, sending signals. Xingxiong enjoyed the treatment like a god, but remained unmoved.
First of all, she is not embarrassed, and secondly, she prefers the box of wine next to her.
Su Yun, who knew nothing about this land, didn’t know that all of this was part of Chen’s plan.
Spin the bottle.
At first glance, it looks “random”, but in fact, Xingxiong can completely control the force to point the mouth of the wine bottle in the direction she wants.
But Su Yun couldn’t do it and hadn’t heard of it, so he subconsciously thought it was impossible.
Hua Hua Hua——
This time, the bottle was aimed at Chen.
Chen took a deep look at Xingxiong and pulled out a card from the “Adventure” card pile.
“Hand in hand with the second person on your right for ten seconds.” After reading the words on the card, Chen looked to his right, “One, two…Su Yun, give me your hand.”
“oh.”
The two of them held hands in front of Shi Huaiya as if nothing had happened. The atmosphere in the board game room suddenly became ambiguous, and the game became more and more interesting.
Except for poetry.
There was a naked foot under the table that kicked him hard. Xing Xiong cast a helpless look at Missy while drinking.
All she could do was point the mouth of the wine bottle at Old Chen. As for whether Old Chen chose truth or dare, she could not control it.
Not to mention what will be drawn from the deck.
When ten seconds were up, Chen took the initiative to let go of his hand, sat down, and glared at Shi Huaiya.
Shihuaiya:…
You’re pretending to be crazy!
If you really don’t want to, can other men hold your hand?
Pooh! nausea!
After cheating each other, Chen and Shi Huaiya secretly stopped letting Xing Xiong target each other, or they tried to avoid each other.
After all, it is more uncomfortable to see the other party taking advantage than to suffer a loss yourself.
In order not to arouse Su Yun’s suspicion, in the next few rounds, under their instructions, Xing Xiong deliberately made the bottle mouth avoid Su Yun, giving the two couples a sense of participation.
In fact, Su Yun wouldn’t be surprised even if Su Yun appeared in nine out of the ten Star Bear spins, because he already had a full understanding of his dark face.
Limited to the well, permanent to the crooked;
Xuan does not save Fei, krypton does not change fate;
The yellow ticket shop is my eldest brother;
Get one out of three hundred, don’t do six basic things.
What a painful realization! pain! It hurts so much! 〒▽〒
Gradually, Chen and Shi Huaiya reached a consensus that there would be no good results from fighting among themselves, so it was better to work together to dig something out of Su Yun.
“Honestly…what’s going on with this kind of card? Let others ask questions?”
It’s Su Yun’s turn again, but this time the card he drew is a bit strange.
Su Yun showed the cards to Xingxiong, but Xingxiong looked…looked…and couldn’t understand it. This card was not prepared by her.
Chen was a little excited – here we come! This is it!
Mass-produced game cards will naturally not have very specific questions like “Who is your master?”
Therefore, if you want to ask the question you want to ask, you naturally have to sneak in a few Tiger Oil cards.
It can’t be called “stealing” either.
In order to better serve customers, other manufacturers produce printed matter reasonably and legally under the permission of Gantry Law.
I just bought this type “by accident”.
But before Chen could explain, Su Yun speculated: “It should be that the board game manufacturer deliberately made a card like this in order to improve the game experience, enhance personalization, and allow different players to have a good experience. .”
Because the functionality of this card was too obvious, everyone else present also accepted this explanation.
“Then who’s going to ask? Is it decided to turn the bottle?” Su Yun asked.
“also.”
“I have no opinion.”
Seeing Su Yun rushing over to deliver the head, Chen’s feet kept sending signals to Xing Xiong under the table.
However, Shi Huaiya is also sending signals to Xing Xiong.
Working together?
The two men soon started fighting under the table.
Just when Xingxiong was wondering what to do, Su Yun suddenly said: “How about I do it myself? It’s not good to let Sister Gui do it all the time. It will disturb Sister Gui’s drinking.”
After saying that, Su Yun took the wine bottle and fiddled with it slightly. The bottle started spinning clockwise on the table.
You fight, fight, fight, and in the end you lose everything!
Chen and Shi Huaiya looked at each other with disgust. They both felt that the other was hindering them and had no hope for the outcome.
Unexpectedly, the wine bottle finally stopped in front of Xing Xiong.
Shihuaiya:…
List:……
Star Bear: Tons, tons, tons…huh?