When I'm on the ark, I have to stay away from women. - Chapter 63
You are doing great harm to others!
——Perhaps, this is what is called, if I don’t like you, you can even breathe wrong.
Su Yun felt like sitting on pins and needles, like a lump in his throat, like a light on his back. He always felt that the eyes of the poet’s father looking at him were filled with murderous intent.
He wouldn’t sink himself into a man-made river and feed it to crocodiles, would he?
As for that? Didn’t you just squeeze him a few times? Are rich people these days so small-minded?
“Answer my question.” The poet’s father became angrier as he thought about it, with a hint of anger in his words.
“Shi Huaiya and I really have nothing to do with each other.”
“Really? I don’t believe it.”
Su Yun suggested: “If you don’t believe it, you can give me one million and we can go through the process directly?”
Su Yun had already thought out the rest of the script. The poet’s father gave him one million, and he refused. The poet’s father gave him another million, and he refused again. Three times he gave three words.
In the end, I couldn’t bear the pressure from reality and the temptation of money, so I “tearfully” abandoned the “emotion” between myself and Shi Huaiya, and chose to accept the dirty, ugly, copper-smelling one million.
In fact, before coming here, Shifu also prepared hundreds of millions of Longmen coins. After all, for him, problems that can be solved with money are not problems.
But after personally contacting Su Yun, Shifu decisively gave up the idea of giving him the money.
Not to mention one million, not even a penny!
If a meat bun beats a dog, at least it can feed the dog.
He gave the money to Su Yun, what if he used it to seduce his own daughter?
Originally, the poet would not think in this direction.
One cannot, at least one should not.
But Su Yun told him that if you can, you must at least try!
The poet’s father didn’t want Su Yun to post “Thank you father-in-law for his support” to Moments one night, and then locate it in a certain hotel, with a photo of him and his daughter on the bed.
I am only in my forties this year, and I am not yet ready to switch from antihypertensive drugs to Jiuxin Pills.
“No!”
“Eh? Why? Are you worried that I will harm your daughter secretly?” Su Yundao said.
The poet resisted the urge to roll his eyes, you know that too.
After Su Yun was troubled for a while, his eyes suddenly lit up and he suggested: “Otherwise, tomorrow we will worship under the witness of Shi Huaiya! From now on, we are brothers of the opposite sex. You are my eldest brother, and Shi Huaiya is My niece! Are you relieved now?”
The poet’s vision went dark, and the driver in front quickly handed over the antihypertensive medicine again.
——No, when I go back tonight, I will always have quick-acting Jiuxin Pills in the car.
No matter what he said now, he would never allow Su Yun and Shi Huaiya to be together.
Otherwise you will be pissed off sooner or later.
Su Yun said displeased: “What medicine are you taking? I am telling you very seriously.”
“Go away! You have such a big brain, please write a novel.”
Even with the poet’s self-cultivation, he couldn’t help but curse. How could anyone develop an elder into his own big brother?
“Eh… I don’t want it. Writing novels is a dead end.” Su Yun said with a look of disgust, “I prefer to get something for nothing.”
“Is that why you targeted my daughter?”
“They said it’s not true… If you don’t believe it, let’s do it! Let’s do it now. You can call me your big brother!”
His blood pressure became high again, and the poet couldn’t help but ask: “How did Wei Yanwu recruit you to the Guards Bureau?”
What a good proposal, why don’t you accept it? You think I’m young, but I think you’re old… Su Yun saw that the poet might not accept the offer for the time being, and the dormitory was about to arrive, so he was ready After a few perfunctory words, I got off the car and went back to wash up and go to bed.
“Okay, okay, I don’t like Shi Huaiya, is that okay? Please sit back and relax, I won’t like your daughter.” Su Yundu saw the dormitory building and was about to get off the car.
“Why don’t you like my daughter?” the poet’s father asked.
“Because, because she has a somewhat unruly personality.”
Su Yun made up a random reason.
The poet’s father corrected him: “This is called having personality.”
Su Yun:……
“Whatever, I’m going back to bed.”
Regardless of whether she is a personality or unruly, it has nothing to do with him anyway. Shi Huaiya will not sleep with him in the future, but the bed can.
The bed is great, it doesn’t make things difficult for you and is there when you want to sleep.
It won’t say “I want it again” or “do it again”, nor will it break your pelvis.
Human beings should give up on women and spend more time in their own beds.
“I hope you remember what you said tonight.”
The poet’s father was sitting in the car, looking at Su Yun’s back and said.
“Oh~~”
Su Yun responded perfunctorily.
Suddenly a melodious ringtone rang in the car, and the poet answered the phone: “Hey, madam…I’m not, I’m not fooling around. I’m really doing business outside. If you don’t believe me, I’ll take pictures for you to see.”
Shi’s mother said on the other end of the phone: “How do I know you are not fooling me with old photos?”
“Can I ask the driver to talk to you?” the poet asked.
“You pay the driver’s salary, so you don’t have to listen to what he says.”
“Then I…”
The poet’s father suddenly raised his head. Su Yun, who had left, turned back at some point and was now looking at him outside.
“Hey! Talk! Talk! Are you feeling guilty?!” A tigress was roaring on the phone.
Su Yun showed an experienced smile: “It seems that the last time you went out to fool around, your wife caught you.”
“What are you talking about?!” The poet glared at him and explained to his cell phone: “No, I was just talking to a police officer from the Guards Bureau.”
The poet’s mother was in disbelief: “Do you think I will still believe your lies now that things have happened?”
The poet’s father was also a little annoyed: “Then what should I do? Can I give this young police officer my cell phone and ask him to talk to you?”
“Okay, you give it.”
“…”
“Why don’t you give it? Are you feeling guilty?”
Outside the car, Su Yun looked at the poet, smiled and raised his index finger.
Not a thousand dollars, not ten thousand dollars, but a million dollars.
Although they only met today, Su Yun believed that there was a tacit understanding between him and Shi Huaiya’s father.
The poet’s father shook his head slightly.
It’s good that he has money, but he can’t be treated like a big dog and ripped off!
Blackmail is possible, please pay attention to the methods and user experience.
Su Yun said nothing, took out his mobile phone and played a short Dongguo movie in full screen.
93. Take the one million and stay away from my daughter!
The heroine in the video screamed very hard. I believe that as long as the sound is turned on, Mrs. Schweizer on the other end of the phone can hear her clearly.
Su Yun stretched out two more fingers, collected three of them, and then pressed down one.
The driver in front shrank his head. He once again realized the dangers of society. Even his boss could capsize if he was not careful.
The poet’s father gritted his teeth, nodded, and handed the phone out of the car window.
If he had a clear conscience, he might still be able to have a fight with Su Yungang, but…
I feel guilty!
Su Yun made an “OK” gesture, took the phone, and opened the video chat.
On the other side of the phone is a facial mask. To be precise, it is a woman applying a facial mask.
“Hello sister, I am Su Yun, a police officer from the Longmen Guards Bureau. Where is Mr. Shi Huaiya’s wife?” Su Yun asked after politely greeting her.
Shi Mu took off her mask and said with a smile: “I am his wife. Can’t you tell with the mask on?”
Su Yundao: “Don’t mention wearing a facial mask. There is no facial mask now. If you didn’t tell me, I would have thought Shihuaiya had a sister.”
The poet’s mother said: “Can’t it be my sister?”
Su Yun asked strangely: “But don’t young women pretend to be mature?”
“Hahaha, you are really good at talking.” Shi Mu smiled brightly.
Poet:…
Yes, he can talk, he is so good at talking. It seems that he has been trained among women.
He was ashamed of his on-the-spot reaction.
From a man’s perspective, Su Yun is worthy of admiration and learning, but from a father’s perspective, if Su Yun dares to touch his daughter, I will definitely break his legs!
While Su Yun was chatting, he slowly moved the camera, allowing the poet’s mother to “inadvertently” observe the surrounding environment and their positions.
By the way, praising the poet in a circumstantial way is worthy of the one million he gave me.
“It was quite unlucky tonight. The team building was going well. Suddenly there was a fire alarm. We rushed to rescue people. Later we found out it was a false fire alarm and the team building was over… I don’t have a car. I dropped my wallet and was about to walk back. When we were in the dormitory, your husband gave me a ride along the way.”
True and false, false and true.
Even the poet father, who was the witness and leader, after listening to Su Yun’s words, he thought for a while before realizing that Su Yun did not say everything.
But even if you go to check, you can’t find anything wrong, because Su Yun didn’t tell lies, he only told part of the truth.
“Oh, that’s right. You guys have worked really hard.”
“No, no, this is what our Guards Bureau should do. But you and your husband are really in love. It’s already past one in the morning and you are still caring about each other.” Su Yun opened his eyes and told lies.
Shi’s mother called her to check on the police, and Shi’s father never mentioned his wife, so how could they care about each other?
“That’s it…my daughter is back. Let’s not talk about it for now. You can ask her to go home early.”
“Okay~”
Shi’s mother hung up the phone and looked up at Shi Huaiya who had just returned home.
“Who did you video chat with just now?” Shi Huaiya asked with some concern because she heard a familiar voice.
“A young man named Su Yun.” Shi’s mother deliberately bitten the word “Su Yun”, fearing that Shi Huaiya could not hear clearly.
But she then asked: “Why are you back today? Are you short of money?”
Shi Huaiya looked around: “I just came back to handle some official matters. Where is my dad? Is he fooling around again?”
“If you want to ask about Su Yun, just ask directly, why bother beating around the bush.”
“I really have business!”
…
…
After handing the phone back to Shi’s father, Su Yun reached out to block a bank card he handed over.
The poet’s father said: “Why, you don’t want it?”
“I would like to change my reward.” Su Yun said, “I hope you can help me locate the location of a guerrilla in the snowy field northwest of Ursus.”
“Northwestern snowfield? I can’t help you.” The poet patted the bank card on Su Yun’s hand and said, “Take the one million and stay away from my daughter.”
“Is it really not possible?” Su Yun asked unwillingly.
The poet’s father pointed out the way for him and said: “For the sake of helping me, I will tell you. Regarding the matter of Ursus, you should ask Wei Yanwu who wants to say who is against Ursus in Longmen?” The most important person in the empire must be him—don’t say it’s me who said that.”
“Wei Yanwu…” Su Yun had a headache.