You guys really know how to play in the second dimension - 685 Ordinary life

That night, Yu Ji sat on the bedside feeling refreshed. After continuous practice with Nezuko, Asuna, Kirito and Nanoha, Tang Hao’s rubbing skills had indeed improved a lot. Even Yu Ji After being rubbed for several hours, the True Ancestor felt like his blood flowed smoothly and his whole body felt comfortable, as if he had been reborn.

“If you have time next time, you can actually rub it for a longer time.” Yu Ji squinted her eyes and whispered. She felt that she seemed to be a little obsessed with this kind of massage… Well, it should be regarded as a massage.

“Yes.” Tang Hao sat next to Yu Ji, nodded with a smile, and used the power of the world to massage for several hours. This was considered a high-intensity consumption for him, but he did not feel tired. , because he is supplemented from other aspects and is equally refreshed, and sometimes it is good to be down there.

“What are you looking at?” Yu Ji couldn’t help but asked when she found that most of Tang Hao’s attention was on his mobile phone.

“No, we’re chatting.” Tang Hao handed the phone over. When Yu Ji looked sideways, he was suddenly startled. Although both of them were extraordinary people, what they were doing now was very ordinary, sitting together. Chatting and looking at the mobile phone on the bedside didn’t seem special. I’m afraid that even if they get married in the future, it will just be such an ordinary life.

Thinking of this, Tang Hao couldn’t help but smile. He didn’t think there was anything wrong with being ordinary, because passion and adventure can only bring temporary joy and excitement. In the end, life will always return to peace, no matter who it is. Same.

Just like Kurosaki Ichito, the protagonist of “Bleach”, after defeating the big boss, he honestly returned to the human world, married the woman who liked him, had children, and lived an ordinary life. Another example is Naruto in “Naruto”. Although he became the village chief after the war, his life is no longer as exciting as it used to be, but there are just a lot more daily chores.

Everyone with a wonderful past will always end up in a comfortable life. The only difference is the degree of comfort.

Probably, this is the true meaning of life.

Of course, Tang Hao believes that his future life will not always be dull, because the chat room has been completely integrated into his life. As long as the chat room still exists, his life will not lack adventure and excitement, but… the initial That sense of tension and crisis will probably never happen again.

In fact, there are still many unresolved issues in the chat room. The nearest one is the battle on top of One Piece. Calculating the time, it will break out next month. The far one is the decisive battle between Chaldea and Goetia. At most Only half a year. These incidents may have been serious in the past, but now, with One Piece’s combat power system, Tang Hao doesn’t even have to take action himself.

As for Goetia, just one of Yakumo Murasaki and Aleister can defeat him. Even if these two people don’t take action, as long as he joins BB and recruits the two magicians Aoko and Gemstone, it will be almost the same. It can also completely seal the opponent.

In short, the problem exists, but it is not difficult to solve. Therefore, in Tang Hao’s opinion, instead of thinking about these trivial matters, it is better to consider his own marriage. Although it is still a little early to talk about this, after all, this It’s serious business.

“Would you like me to apply for an ID card for you?”

“ID card?” Yu Ji, who was looking at the screen of her mobile phone, raised her head, “Why do you need an ID card?”

“You don’t have a legal status in this world yet. Although it’s okay just to live there, if we want to get married, for example, a legal marriage certificate, then the ID card is indispensable…”

Click!

Halfway through Tang Hao’s words, he suddenly felt the bed shaking slightly, which was a little strange, but he didn’t pay much attention to it and continued, “Of course, if you want to apply for an ID card, your name may have to be changed. After all, poppies and stuff…”

“What’s wrong, Poppy? Don’t you think I’m not pretty enough?” Yu Ji said coquettishly, while the bed creaked again.

“Beautiful, beautiful, already very beautiful.” Tang Hao said quickly, reaching out to hold down the bed to prevent it from moving again. It was really strange. The bed had not shaken during such violent movements before. Could it be that it was worn out? Yet?

This shouldn’t be the case. In order to make it adapt to strenuous exercise, this bed has been processed by Tang Haote to ensure that it will never make any noise or shake. How can it be easily broken?

Forget it, ignore it for now.

“I’m not talking about whether it’s beautiful or not, but the name Poppy is too popular in our area.”

Tang Hao shook his head. China’s five thousand years of history have also given birth to countless women who have been passed down through the ages. Starting from the earliest Nuwa, to the later Empress E, and then to Daxi, Diaochan, Li Qingzhao, etc., all of them are famous, especially Therefore, the four great beauties of China, headed by Xi Shi, have become almost household names.

Although Yu Ji is slightly less famous than the Four Beauties, her popularity is almost comparable to that of Xi Shi Diao Chan through Farewell My Concubine and Gaixia Song. Although she appears with Xiang Yu most of the time, so if If you don’t make a few changes, when someone asks you what your wife’s name is on your wedding day, you will answer Poppy, and then the other person will say “Oh, she is Xiang Yu’s wife!”

Tell me how embarrassing this is.

Does this count as me cheating on Xiang Yu, or Xiang Yu cheating on me?

Tang Hao had never thought about this problem before, but now that he thought about it carefully, he found that marrying an ancient man as his wife was really a big problem, even though this ancient man was from another world and had nothing to do with the overlord Yu Ji here.

“So I think that in order to take it home and introduce it to relatives and friends in the future, it is best to change the name, such as Yu Meiyao Yu Meige. Of course, if you don’t like this kind of name, we will still You can change it to something else, anyway, the future is long…”

boom!

Before Tang Hao finished speaking, the bed shook violently again.

“What the hell!” Tang Hao finally couldn’t bear it anymore and jumped up. Yu Ji also bent down, stared at the bed and looked at it repeatedly, muttering, “It’s not broken. There can’t be someone hiding under it, right?”

“There’s someone hiding under the bed. What kind of horror movie is this? You get up first and I’ll take a look.” Tang Hao walked down and kicked Yu Ji out of the bed. Then he opened the bed and took a look. Their expressions immediately changed. Stiffened.

I saw a girl lying under the bed like a corpse, with one of her hands on her chest, making a beating gesture.

Tang Hao’s brows twitched, “When did you come?”

Shatiao Aige smiled slightly and said, “It’s been a long time, about two hours.”

Two hours?

Tang Hao’s face suddenly turned red. Doesn’t that mean that she saw all the healthy exercises he and Yu Ji did!

Yu Ji’s face was also red and she scolded: “What’s wrong with you? Why are you hiding under our bed?”

“Sleep, and protect Tang Hao by the way.” Shatiao Aige replied.

Hide under the bed to protect me? Did you learn this trick from Qing Ji?

Tang Hao was speechless for a while. This Shatiao Ai Ge would always do some inexplicable operations that made it difficult for people to guard against. Seeing that Yu Ji was ashamed and angry, for fear that the two of them would fight, Tang Hao quickly pulled her out and comforted her. : “Forget it, it’s not an outsider anyway. You were looked at by her today. Next time you take a peek and come back.”

“What is this? I won’t do such a thing!” Yu Ji glared and said disdainfully.

Shajo Aige smiled and said: “Then I will watch it next time.”

“you dare!”

As the two of them talked, their anger suddenly rose, and they looked like they were facing each other.

Tang Hao felt that this family problem was also a big one, so he quickly stood between the two to prevent them from fighting, “If you have something to say, you have something to say. Don’t be angry first. Maybe it’s because today is Friday,” she said in her heart It’s a bit unbalanced, so it’s hiding under our bed.”

“Yes, Saturday is mine.”

“What’s yours, it’s all mine from Monday to Sunday.” Tang Hao patted Shatiao Aige’s head and warned, “Don’t hide under the bed silently from now on. This kind of Bad habits are scary.”

In fact, with Shatiao Aige’s concealment ability and Tang Hao’s current ability, he would be able to find out if he really wanted to. But who would open a sensory field in his bedroom? He is not a brave man.

“Okay, I won’t hide anymore, but I’m going to sleep here tonight.” Saying that, Shatiao Aige took the initiative to jump on the bed.

Yu Ji frowned, a little unhappy on her face, but after some hesitation, she still didn’t chase them away. She had not been getting along with Shajo Aige for more than a day or two, and the other person’s temperament was not unfamiliar. To put it bluntly, this guy is just a troublemaker who doesn’t know how to deal with anything. It’s useless to hit or scold her. If she really wants to do something, no matter what she says, it’s useless. If you really want to scold her for being shameless, she Maybe you will be happy. The best way to deal with this kind of person is to ignore her.

Sha Tiao Ai Ge happily sat down on the bed. Yu Ji didn’t chase anyone away, and Tang Hao naturally didn’t need to do anything extra. Anyway, all the anger that should be vented was done. The next step is the sage mode, so occasionally the three of them sleep together There was nothing wrong with them together, maybe it could pave the way for something else in the future, so he happily pulled Yu Ji and lay back down again.

He sat in the middle, one on the left and one on the right. He had truly accomplished the achievement of hugging each other from left to right.

Such an ordinary life.

fine.