You guys really know how to play in the second dimension - 686 Big Pig Hoof

Three days later in the morning, Kuonji Yuju woke up from her sleep. The first thing she did after opening her eyes was that instead of dressing and washing up like Xianghun, she picked up the mobile phone next to her pillow and looked at the chat room. The message flashed by, and a faint smile couldn’t help but appear on his face.

For her, joining the chat room was a complete accident. She had never thought that her life would be so exciting and complicated. Although it was occasionally accompanied by some dangers, in general, she did not Hate.

After getting up, getting dressed, washing up, and doing the usual things after waking up, Kuonji Yuju went to the window and opened it. When the first ray of sunshine in the morning shone in from the window, it seemed that even the last trace of haze in the heart had been dispelled.

Click——

Suddenly, there was the sound of the door being pushed outside.

Kuonji Yuju came to her senses and walked out of the bedroom immediately. Her small villa was equipped with a very complicated magic barrier. Anyone who broke in without her consent would trigger the magic mechanism and sound the alarm or trigger a trap. Ordinary people will not even notice the existence of the villa, so it is almost impossible for a thief to break into the house. There is only one person who can open the door openly without triggering the mechanism.

Arriving at the living room, just as Kuonji Yuju expected, Aozaki Aoko was standing in the entrance hall carrying a large suitcase.

“Hey, I’m back.” Qingzi raised his hand and showed a hearty smile to his former cohabitant.

Kuonji Yuju was not surprised by Aoko’s arrival.

In the original storyline of “Magician Night”, Aozaki Aoko used the fifth magic to forcibly reverse time and space in order to save Sojuro’s life, which brought huge ether consumption to the world and was regarded as a powerful enemy by the inhibitory force. Therefore, after the incident ended, she left the villa and rarely came back. On the one hand, she wanted to avoid being chased by her inhibitions, and on the other hand, she wanted to pay off her debts.

But now Aozaki Aoko became a magician in another time and space. Although after becoming a magician, she is destined to become a thorn in the side of the inhibitory force, but she does not owe the world anything, so now she is just traveling around the world unilaterally. Traveling, I will come back every once in a while.

“Where did you go this time?” Yuanji Yuju looked at her quietly and asked calmly.

“South America.”

“South America?” Kuonji Yuju was slightly startled. Even a quiet and elegant person like her couldn’t help but feel her heart skip a beat, because for magicians, South America is a very dangerous place, “Could it be that you…?” “

“No, no, I’m not that stupid. Only a fool can provoke that guy. Even Zelritch doesn’t have the guts.” Aozaki Aoko smiled and waved her hand. Every time she came back, she would give you a thumbs up. She would talk about some of her experiences while traveling, and Youzhu would also tell her some interesting things in the chat room. There were almost no secrets between the two of them.

“Actually, I went to South America for another thing…” Aozaki Aoko said as she took off her shoes, and then casually threw the mud-covered shoes on the shoe cabinet. With a kick, the dried mud was It fell down from the heel of the shoe.

The entrance hall that had just been cleaned was dirty again.

Kuonji Yuju suddenly frowned. Although she had lived with Aoko for nearly two years, no matter how long it took, she still couldn’t get used to Aoko’s careless behavior because she was still somewhat mysophobic. Of course, she wouldn’t say anything because of this, it would be useless anyway.

Even if Qingzi listened to her preaching this time, she would still dare to commit the same crime next time.

There have been too many similar things in the past two years, so Youzhu simply pretended not to see it.

“By the way, Youzhu, is there anything to eat at home? I’m hungry.” Qingzi said casually for a while and then suddenly asked.

“Have you never eaten before coming here?”

“No, I already owed fifty thousand or sixty thousand to the store I used to go to…well, maybe one hundred thousand already. The boss put me on the blacklist last time and said he wouldn’t pay me back if I didn’t. It’s on credit, so I don’t have the nerve to go again.”

When Qingzi talked about the debt, he was not only confident, but also complained a little. Youzhu was speechless for a while. You are also a magician after all. Don’t you blush when you owe money everywhere?

Of course, Youzhu had long been accustomed to Aoko’s informal style of acting, and shook her head, “No, I have to attend a banquet at noon today, so I didn’t prepare anything to eat…”

“The banquet? Where is it?” Qingzi asked quickly.

“Are you going to Tang Hao’s side?”

“Of course, if you can eat and drink for free, there’s no reason not to go, let alone Tang Hao.” Qingzi immediately rolled up his sleeves with a dissatisfied tone, “Youzhu, let me tell you, that guy Tang Hao is a big guy. Pig’s hooves, he said he wanted to raise me before, but as soon as it was over, he couldn’t even be seen, so I have to eat him up this time!”

“…”

“Why didn’t you say anything?” Qingzi stared at Youzhu’s face for a while and was suddenly shocked, “You won’t fall in love with her, right? Youzhu, you can’t, there is hell ahead!”

“What are you talking about? How could I like him?” Youzhu glared at her and walked back.

“You still say no. I have been sleeping with you for two years. You know me, and I know you better. I can’t tell what you are thinking.” Qingzi followed Jiuyuan and chattered, “Actually, I wouldn’t be surprised if you like him. After all, strictly speaking, he is the first person of the opposite sex you have come into contact with. He is obviously a person who can rely on his reputation and his abilities are not bad. A girl with little knowledge like you will like him. It’s also reasonable for him.”

“It’s all said and done, don’t talk nonsense!” Youzhu forced Aoko’s hand away.

Afterwards, Youzhu sat on the sofa, pretending to read a book, and stopped talking to her.

But such behavior obviously couldn’t stop Qingzi. She sat on the sofa opposite Youzhu, crossed her legs in black stockings, and then grabbed her toes with both hands, as if she was a beautiful girl holding her toes. “I’m not talking nonsense, Youzhu, maybe It’s just that you didn’t realize it yourself. And I think, if you ignore the fact that there are many women around him, he is actually not too bad. I would be so-so with you. It’s just that there are too many women around him. If you don’t like him now, It’s obviously too late to pass by, and you can’t even be a mistress.”

Qingzi spoke without restraint, but Youzhu couldn’t stand listening anymore. He put down the book and raised his eyebrows: “Qingzi, why do I think you have become a lot more gossipy when you come back this time?”

“Really? I’m just telling the truth.” Qingzi didn’t realize it at all. “If there is no other woman around him, it would actually be pretty good for you to be with him. After all, you witches can only be passed down from generation to generation. If you are with other men, Together, when you give birth to a daughter, you will die on the spot, but if it were Tang Hao, he should be able to save your life.”

“Aoko.”

“Um?”

“Let’s not talk about whether I like him or not. When you mentioned this to me just now, you wanted to persuade me not to be with Tang Hao, right?”

“yes.”

“Then how do you talk about the benefits of being with him now?”

“Yes, why is that?” Qingzi was stunned for a moment, then shook his head repeatedly, “Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I must be hungry. Why can’t I talk about that boy’s advantages? Forget it, Youzhu, you do it first. Give me some food, and when I’m full, we’ll talk about the shortcomings of those big pig’s hooves.”

“You’d better save some money. I just came back last night and there’s no food at home.”

“What should we do?”

“Alas -” Youzhu sighed, put the book on his lap aside, stood up and said, “Let’s go, I’ll take you to the banquet.”

“Oh oh oh, wait, let me take a shower and change clothes first.” Qingzi was immediately overjoyed and jumped off the sofa and stumbled to the bathroom.

Youzhu looked at her back and shook his head helplessly. This guy was really fickle no matter what he did, and he didn’t look like a lady at all.

Lady, these two words really have nothing to do with Qingzi, otherwise she would not have been given the title of Human Rocket Launcher in the Magic Association. But after she was carefully dressed up, her slender figure and beautiful appearance really lived up to her expectations. Xingyue’s status as one of the four great beauties.

After all, in terms of appearance and temperament, she is a first-class beauty. As long as she keeps her mouth shut and ignores her weird words and deeds, she can make people shine no matter where she goes.

However, she is too unrestrained and free, and people will always subconsciously ignore her appearance.

Just like now…

“Big Pig Hoof, I’m here to see you.”

As soon as she arrived at the imperial court, Qingzi waved hello to Tang Hao warmly, but her words were so rude that it was difficult for people to feel her kindness.

Tang Hao was also quite surprised. Where did she learn the word “big pig’s hooves”?

However, Tang Hao quickly ignored her. After all, even if the beauty called her a pig’s hoof a few times, she would not lose a piece of meat. Then he immediately greeted her and said with a smile: “You two came quite early.”

“Aren’t there already a lot of people here?” Qingzi pointed outside. When she came in just now, she saw that there were already many people in the yard. Some were wearing maid uniforms, some were wearing bunny girls, and some were wearing miko uniforms. , there are even people wearing police uniforms and nurse uniforms, and I don’t know what they do. Of course, what’s more concerning is that these people all look the same.

Tang Hao smiled and said nothing. The ones Aoko was talking about were the Misaka sisters. Since the interference value of this world had been unlocked, personnel transmission was no longer a problem, so he simply pulled over hundreds of sisters from Academy City.

“What’s going on with her?” Then, Qingzi turned his head and looked at someone whose hands and feet were tied not far away.

“She, she ate it secretly.” Tang Hao looked over. Over there, Yuyouzi’s hands and feet were tied, and there was a roll of tape on her mouth. There was even a label of dream seal on her forehead, “Before, Zoro Two Neptunes were brought, but when the chef was halfway done, he found that only one was left, and she ate the rest, so I asked Reimu to suppress her first and leave her alone.”

Qingzi: “…”

Are you all having so much fun?