Zombie: At the beginning, Uncle Jiu will talk to me as a matchmaker - #168 - Chapter 168
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“It’s too much…”
The middle-aged man kept a weird smile and continued.
“This year has been well weathered and crops have been harvested.
There is a person in the village who glorifies his ancestors.
Lai Tousan, who has never found his mother-in-law, got married today.
Xiao Cui, who has never been pregnant with a baby, has a …… for the dragon and phoenix fetus.”
The middle-aged man talked endlessly, and Qin Hao was also surprised when he heard it, there are so many happy events, no wonder everyone laughs and laughs so happily.
He thought for a while and said, “Brother, when you say this, then our village is a treasure land!”
“That’s it. “
The middle-aged man said proudly: “It’s not a treasure of feng shui, why did the emperor place General Wang’s tomb here?”
It is said that General Wang is a fierce general, who has made countless contributions, large and small, and was rewarded by the royal family after his death, which is also reasonable.
Since General Wang’s tomb was buried nearby, our village has been very smooth, and good things have continued, and I think it is the evil aura on his body that has suppressed the ghosts and spirits nearby, so that we can continue to …… good things.”
General Wang!?
Qin Hao was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and said curiously in his heart.
Could it be that these ghosts are all from the same age as the general in the general’s tomb!?
Thinking of this, his heart moved, and he asked rhetorically: “Brother, how can I hear that there seems to be any movement over there in the general’s tomb, did you hear it?”
Well?
The middle-aged man looked dazed, pricked up his ears and listened, and said, “No, what’s the movement, do you say that there are tomb robbers?”
He sneered and said: “General Wang made great achievements in war during his lifetime, and he was accompanied by dozens of soldiers after his death, ordinary people can’t get close to him at all, and there are many organs in the tomb, who doesn’t want to live will rob his tomb!”
“That’s because I misheard. Qin Hao smiled disappreciably.
The middle-aged man didn’t take it to heart, looked around cautiously, and whispered: “Actually, our village is so smooth, not only because of General Wang. “
“Oh?”
Qin Hao’s eyes lit up, and he asked curiously, “What else is the reason!?”
“We have found Xiangrui here!”
The middle-aged man said in a very low voice, and after finishing speaking, he deliberately looked around, as if he was afraid of being heard.
Auspicious sign!
Xiangrui, also known as Furui, is considered to be a natural phenomenon that expresses the will of heaven and is beneficial to people.
For example, colorful clouds appear in the sky, the wind and rain are smooth, the grass grows double spikes, the earth comes out of sweet springs, and strange birds and beasts appear, etc.
But in the same way, auspiciousness can also be all kinds of strange and rare treasures.
In ancient times, auspicious rui appeared frequently, but most of them were fake, and some were deliberately made by the emperor in order to maintain his rule, proving that he was the son of destiny and a commendation from heaven.
Some are corrupt officials below who are just deceiving the emperor in order to show their meritorious governance.
Qin Hao has always scoffed at Xiangrui’s words, how can there be so many so-called auspicious Rui, either they have little knowledge and have never seen it, or they deliberately deceived the public, including in the previous life, when the country was not developed enough, there were similar things.
It’s a pity that under the developed technology, these so-called auspicious rui directly appeared in their original form.
Therefore, Xiang Ruizhi said that either the ruler fooled the people below, or the officials below in order to fool the emperor, and in the end only the ignorant people believed.
However, the middle-aged man said so surely, and there are so many “happy events” happening in this village, maybe there is really something to blame.
After thinking about it for a while, Qin Hao showed an interested look and asked in a low voice: “Brother, could it be that so many happy events in your village are related to auspiciousness, can you tell me about it?”
“Indeed, this auspicious rui was found near the general’s tomb, it is quite a small thing, but it is extremely delicate, and colorful, especially beautiful. “
The middle-aged man patted his chest and said, “I was the first to find something, I didn’t make a noise at first, I secretly put it at home, who knew that something strange would be found at night.” “
“What’s the matter?” Qin Hao asked with relish.
“I, I was injured in the early years, and that place didn’t work, but with that thing pressed under the bed, I found myself feeling it, and it was a little stronger than before!”
The smile on the middle-aged man’s face became brighter, and he continued: “I tried to call my mother-in-law, but she ignored me, and she was stunned when I came over……
We didn’t sleep that night, and we alarmed the neighbors. “
Qin Hao heard the strange look in this, what kind of baby can reshape a man’s self-confidence, is it really effective, or is this guy hallucinating?
The middle-aged man said with some annoyance: “The matter is too bizarre, and we can’t hide it, so we told the auspicious thing.”
It’s okay now, one to ten, ten to hundred……
The whole village knew about it, and they all said that Xiangrui appeared near the village, and I couldn’t swallow it alone, so I had to take it out under the excitement of the crowd.
Later, the second donkey who was stupid in our village opened his mind and was lifted……
The old and ugly Lai Tousan married his daughter-in-law……
Xiao Cui, who has never been able to give birth to a baby, is pregnant with a dragon and phoenix fetus……
Tell me, isn’t this a good baby!”
When Qin Hao heard this, he had a hint of realization in his heart, this so-called auspicious rui can capture the biggest regret in people’s hearts and make their dreams come true……
However, is this dream real, or is it just a fantasy after they are controlled by Xiangrui?
Then how could the people of their village disappear out of thin air and suddenly become ghosts and reappear?
It’s worth digging a little deeper.
Thinking of this, Qin Hao continued to pretend to be curious and asked, “Brother, didn’t you say it, why don’t you help with Lai’s three marriages today?”
When the middle-aged man heard this, he said angrily: “These bastards, the thing was discovered by Lao Tzu, and after everyone got it, they turned their faces and denied it, not only did they not return the auspicious rui to me, but they also offered it to the court, hoping to get a reward from the court.”
Tell me, isn’t that stupid?
With this treasure here, what do you want, and do you still need to care about the reward of the imperial court?
Hmph, can the imperial court cure my illness, can the imperial court find Lai Tousan’s mother-in-law?
But no matter what I say, they all follow the devil, and even my mother-in-law doesn’t have the same heart with me, so I don’t like to deal with these people, what do they like? “
When Qin Hao heard this, he was also indignant and said, “How can they do this, it’s really stupid……
But man, did you send this thing?”
“Sent away, a group of people still don’t trust each other, and sent several young men to send it together.
I thought at the time, it’s useless to go to many people, such a good baby, they will join forces to swallow it privately, and guess what, I really expected it, they have been gone for three months, and there is no letter at all!
Tell me, did they run away with their things?”
“Didn’t anyone come to the court?”
“No, the court hasn’t seen anything at all, how can anyone come?”
The middle-aged man was extremely angry at the moment, but the smile on his face became more and more weird, making people shudder to watch.
“Then the rest of the village isn’t angry?”
“Angry, what’s the use of being angry, everything is gone.
Besides, they all had their wishes done, and it was the trusted people in their own village who took the things, and they thought more than anyone else!
The worst is me, the widow Li next door and the daughter-in-law of the old grandson family……”
Seeing that what the middle-aged man said was getting more and more unreasonable, Qin Hao couldn’t help frowning, brother, what are you thinking about in your head, widows are just widows, even other people’s daughters-in-law……
It’s good that the thing is gone, otherwise you would have really succeeded, and it is estimated that you would have to be beaten to death by someone.
No, you’ve been dead for hundreds of years.
Hundreds of years have not stopped, and it is enough……
Seeing that the middle-aged man was trapped in his own imaginary world and couldn’t extricate himself, Qin Hao shook his head.
After a few more steps, the people who came and went in the village were grinning, and at first glance it seemed quite harmonious, but after a long time it felt terrifying.
Qin Hao asked a few more people, and the words were similar to what the middle-aged man said just now, but the strange thing was that everyone was talking about Xiangrui.
They all said that this thing was the first thing they discovered, and they had to hand it over after being known.
This matter is so troublesome that even Qin Hao is a little confused.
The only thing that can be determined now is that everyone has seen Xiangrui, and they have all relied on Xiangrui’s dreams to come true, and have completed the most regrettable or most hopeful thing in their hearts.
But in the end, without exception, it was said that Xiangrui was sent to the court by a few young men in the village.
And Qin Hao also found that these people, like the first middle-aged man, had other regrets that failed to achieve them after achieving the most regrettable thing, and they were all worried about it.
It’s not easy. Qin Hao frowned and said secretly.
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PS: Second update!